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Apparently, The Autopian’s Knees Are Weak For Glen Powell –Tales From The Slack

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Ben
Ben
3 months ago

Anyone But You is an excuse to watch pretty people in pretty places. That’s the entire draw of the movie, and honestly sometimes that’s enough.

Fun fact: The Aussie ex-girlfriend in that movie plays the mom in Furiosa. Talk about range.

TXJeepGuy
TXJeepGuy
3 months ago

He was also really good in Devotion. Guess he likes being a pilot.

Hitman was a great movie, just saw Twisters over the weekend and it was fun, but the original was definitely better.

The Mark
The Mark
3 months ago

I can’t think of a single asshole with a tiny dog.

Paris Hilton leapt immediately to mind.

PlatinumZJ
PlatinumZJ
3 months ago
Reply to  The Mark

Didn’t she redeem herself a bit when she started speaking out against those ‘teen boot camps’ that were so popular in the ’90s?

Freelivin2713
Freelivin2713
3 months ago

Movie hot dogs?
“It’s a perfectly sane food to eat!”
-Cosmo Kramer

Urban Runabout
Urban Runabout
3 months ago

Just in case you want to see Glen Powell with a big truck.
Or wet.

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a46179646/glen-powell-anyone-but-you-interview/

Last edited 3 months ago by Urban Runabout
Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
3 months ago

Wait, he’s coming here? So there’s a chance that I’ll run into this guy if I head across Lamar, and then I still won’t recognize who he is? Cool.

“Oh, so what you’re saying is you bring prescription meds to Cuba and then hang out with what I’m slowly starting to realize are probably much much younger women?” <– true story

LOL, who was this?

What caused his illness?

Oh my gosh, there was a debilitating stomach bug going around down here a while ago. I hadn’t felt that awful in years. Was curled up in a ball for a solid week and anything I ate almost instantly came out the other end.

Last edited 3 months ago by Stef Schrader
Oldhusky
Oldhusky
3 months ago
Reply to  Stef Schrader

If i hadn’t flunked out of academia and Glen Powell was taking urban studies/urban planning courses at UT he might have been in one of my classes. This would likely have elicited feelings of both superiority and laughable marginal uselessness. So business as usual for the academia struggle. I miss it and though i know i’m wrong i am sure that what happened was entirely my fault. Classic abusive relationship. Anyhow. Glen Powell.

Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
3 months ago

I’m sorry, but Glen Powell can’t hold a candle to the Autopians own SWG!

ヽ(͡◕ ͜ʖ ͡◕)ノ

Last edited 3 months ago by Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
Totally not a robot
Totally not a robot
3 months ago

What if they’re actually the same person? I know I’ve never seen them both in the same place at the same time.

Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
3 months ago

(◔ૂ◔) Hmmm.. I think your on to something there!

AlterId
AlterId
3 months ago

Or what if they want to drip hot wax on each other? I’m sure they’d both be holding candles then

Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
3 months ago
Reply to  AlterId

What? are you talking about John Wick ? 🙂

Last edited 3 months ago by Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
The Mark
The Mark
3 months ago

Well, that escalated quickly

Dodsworth
Dodsworth
3 months ago

If we’re going to dive into these movies I have a bone to pick about Twisters: In the opening scenes Daisy Edgar-Jones looked like she’s 12 years old. When it was supposed to be 5 years later, she looked 15. I found it hard to believe she had a driver’s license.

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
3 months ago

I’m pulling a DT here, I’d never heard of Glen Powel until this Tales from the Slack. I never got around to Top Gun Maverick, and I absolutely will not watch Twisters. I’m sick of all the shit from my coming of age getting rebooted.

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
3 months ago
Reply to  Shop-Teacher

I haven’t either, TBH.

Manuel Verissimo
Manuel Verissimo
3 months ago
Reply to  Shop-Teacher

Top Gun was my number one favorite movies of all times, I went to see the second opus fully expecting to be disappointed in a scenario I thought I had figured out from the trailers.

I was pleasantly surprised and had a good time, even though I had prepared myself to spend 2 hours shitting on that movie.

You should give it a try.

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
3 months ago

That’s been the consistent message about the new Top Gun, so I MIGHT watch that someday. But there’s just too much stuff from our childhood being brought back and usually ruined.

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
3 months ago
Reply to  Shop-Teacher

I’ll put it this way – you’ll enjoy it the same way you’ll enjoy Rogue One or one of the (few) other good Star Wars movies beyond the original trilogy. It manages to remind you, in a lesser but still there way, of what you liked about the original.

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
3 months ago
Reply to  Jack Trade

I haven’t watched a Star Wars movie since I was maybe 8. I’m not even sure which one it was. Which one has the teddy bears on jet skis in the woods?

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
3 months ago
Reply to  Shop-Teacher

Ah Return of the Jedi. I stood in line in the rain w/my mom to see it myself.

If you liked it, watch Rogue One. It’ll remind you of what was cool about the originals, with a unique plot and new characters that won’t be endlessly flogged to death by the franchise.

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
3 months ago
Reply to  Jack Trade

It honestly didn’t make that much of an impression on me, which is why it’s been 35 years since I watched it. But I’ll consider your suggestion.

SNL-LOL Jr
SNL-LOL Jr
3 months ago
Reply to  Shop-Teacher

I mean, remakes don’t have to suck. See: Battlestar Galactica

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
3 months ago
Reply to  SNL-LOL Jr

Fair point, and if there was just a bit of it here and there that would be fine. But I feel like we’re inundated with it if late, and I’m not having it.

Now if you’ll excuse me, there are some clouds I need to go yell at.

A. Barth
A. Barth
3 months ago

I’m a little surprised no one mentioned his role as an astronaut in ‘Hidden Figures’; it is a fantastic film.

Glen Powell actually portrays John Glenn, which has a fun sort of nominative circularity. And just look at the top listings in the cast – a great collection of talent:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4846340/fullcredits/

Last edited 3 months ago by A. Barth
Adrian Clarke
Adrian Clarke
3 months ago
Reply to  A. Barth

Terrific film.

JurassicComanche25
JurassicComanche25
3 months ago

Glen seems like a chill guy, and adopted a dog while filming Twisters which is cool. I would get some texas BBQ with him.

But his face. Its too dang symmetrical- gives me the uncanny valley feeling. The first time I saw a picture of him, I thought it was one of those ‘mirrored down the middle’ situations. Just too symmetrical.

MaximillianMeen
MaximillianMeen
3 months ago

I wonder if Glen is planning to take Matthew’s class?
Matthew McConaughey (utexas.edu)

Also…

Glen Powell and I are not that far apart in age and we both went to the University of Texas at Austin around the same time. 

Funny. My time at UT overlapped with McConaughey, Rene Zellweger, and Michael Dell, not that I (or just about anyone else) knew their names at the time. I bet David knows at least one of those names now.

Last edited 3 months ago by MaximillianMeen
SNL-LOL Jr
SNL-LOL Jr
3 months ago

Dude went back to UT? BFD.
–Brian May, Ph.D in Astro-Physics, Imperial College, London

Last edited 3 months ago by SNL-LOL Jr
Adrian Clarke
Adrian Clarke
3 months ago
Reply to  SNL-LOL Jr

Adrian Clarke, BA (hons) Coventry University, MA, Royal College of Art, London.

SNL-LOL Jr
SNL-LOL Jr
3 months ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

SNL-LOL Jr., 5A* (or whatever it was called at that time) in GCE A-Level, ca. 1996
Jesus I’m old.

Last edited 3 months ago by SNL-LOL Jr
AlterId
AlterId
3 months ago
Reply to  SNL-LOL Jr

I did my AP exams 11 years before you did your A-Levels, so either you’re not old or I’m even older than I thought.

Drew
Drew
3 months ago

At this point, I’m pretty sure David’s so committed to the bit that he’d ask who someone was despite watching all of their movies immediately prior.

Jack Beckman
Jack Beckman
3 months ago

I never heard of him before this article either. But then, Hollywood has made so much garbage that I’ve tuned it out for a while now.

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
3 months ago

What, no mention that he got his start via a classic Linklater-fueled path, appearing in one of his nobody-saw-it-then-but-destined-to-become-a-future-cult-classic movies, “Everybody Wants Some!!”

(aka the path for how you know who Matthew McConaughey is)

If you liked Dazed and Confused’s style, you’ll like it. First day of college, 1980.

Last edited 3 months ago by Jack Trade
Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
3 months ago
Reply to  Jack Trade

IDK how Tales From the Slack could’ve mentioned Linklater and not mentioned Slacker.

It’s right there, guys.

Last edited 3 months ago by Stef Schrader
Rad Barchetta
Rad Barchetta
3 months ago
Ranwhenparked
Ranwhenparked
3 months ago

I dont see what the big deal is, it’s not like he’s Stephen Walter Gossin or something

Chronometric
Chronometric
3 months ago
Reply to  Ranwhenparked

Really. Who cares about a yippy dog when you could have a broken Jag?

Manuel Verissimo
Manuel Verissimo
3 months ago
Reply to  Chronometric

Big cats > small dogs

Andy Farrell
Andy Farrell
3 months ago
Reply to  Chronometric

You mean, a broken Jaaaaag.

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