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Cold Start: Check Out These Small Gray Car Fans Losing It

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I love this picture from a 1961 Glas Isar brochure because of the charmingly simple and humble nature of the car contrasted with that little throng just losing their shit over it, snapping pictures and exclaiming in joy and hiding erections. Who among us wouldn’t love to command the instant joy that this little not-exactly-a-Goggomobile does?

The Glas Isar is interesting; it was originally thought of as a bigger, more upmarket Goggomobil, but then was rebranded the Glas Isar, which for some reason the company thought would sound weird in some non-Germanic markets, so they also sold is as the “Isard,” which they somehow thought was better?

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It’s got a little air-cooled 700cc flat-twin under the hood, too. Charming little guy.

 

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Boulevard_Yachtsman
Boulevard_Yachtsman
2 years ago

These folks are all right, turgid or otherwise. I myself get pretty damn excited when I see a set of white walls that clean.

Chris with bad opinions
Chris with bad opinions
2 years ago

I don’t think either of those guys is concerned about hiding an erection.

Argentine Utop
Argentine Utop
2 years ago

Ah, my grandad had an Isard 700 Kombi. Think of it as a shooting break of sorts. Slow as fuck, I guess.

Jonee Eisen
Jonee Eisen
2 years ago

The name was a callback to the Glas company’s second name, Isaria, which they used when they manufactured seed drills which is what originally built the company. They were founded by Hans’s father Andreas and expanded to all kinds of farm equipment. After the war, Hans bought the company and decided to build little cars and scooter which were much more in demand than farming equipment. At one point, they had the opportunity to buy BMW, but they passed and the reverse happened a few years later.

DysLexus
DysLexus
2 years ago

Ever wonder what people with think of our commercials in another 60 years (2082)?
“What are those people wearing?”
“Why aren’t those cars flying off the ground?”
“And you mean people had to actually hold a metal device to communicate…like to type in letters, snap pictures, or hold to ear to talk/listen…what the…!?!?”

Zach Gilbert
Zach Gilbert
2 years ago
Reply to  DysLexus

I also think they are going to look back and say… “so did they just go out in the street and find some ordinary people?”

JohnTaurus
JohnTaurus
2 years ago
Reply to  DysLexus

They’ll probably think they’re as ridiculous as we, or I, do now.

Like when you see 20-30 somethings fawning over a Korean shitbox Buick the way these people are reacting to this rather plain car, or when every 2nd commercial on TV features and interracial couple obsessed with their dog that has absolutely nothing to do with the product or service actually being advertised.

Chris Hoffpauir
Chris Hoffpauir
2 years ago
Reply to  DysLexus

And they actually had to have food delivered to them? Where were the replicators?

Chris Hoffpauir
Chris Hoffpauir
2 years ago

I found a similar poster for the Trabant 600, along with another that boasted that it was “Just like stainless steel, but plastic!”

I guess that was something to get excited about behind the Iron Curtain.

Cheap Bastard
Cheap Bastard
2 years ago

I found a similar poster for the Trabant 600, along with another that boasted that it was “Just like stainless steel, but plastic!”

I guess that was something to get excited about behind the Iron Curtain.”

You got me curious so I did my own search and found this. Looks like there was a lot going on behind that curtain than we knew!

https://www.trabantteam-freital.de/extra/trabiprospekte/images/600erkombi1964/600er_kombi_1964_poster_s3.jpg

Chris Hoffpauir
Chris Hoffpauir
2 years ago
Reply to  Cheap Bastard

NICE! Now that’s salesmanship.

IkariBattousai
IkariBattousai
2 years ago

To this day, when I think “car” this is the form factor that pops into my head. Something you would see in a Richard Scarry book.

dperez80
dperez80
2 years ago

I’m posting here about the 2k shitboxes because for whatever reason, I’m not logged in when I try to comment there:

any money spent on an rx-8 is already too much money. If it’s going to need a rebuild in 60k miles, it really ain’t worth it.

Doctor Nine
Doctor Nine
2 years ago
Reply to  dperez80

When that happens, if you reload when you are on the article page, it should pop as logged in with the refresh. There appears to be some kind of counting glitch in the HTML from its behavior.

Nic Periton
Nic Periton
2 years ago

It is a Gandalf.

IRegertNothing, Esq.
IRegertNothing, Esq.
2 years ago

That guy in the green shirt with the man purse worries me. What the hell is he holding? If it’s a microphone, then why has he draped a wire over that woman with the iPhone? The look on his face as he stands behind her makes me think he has a windowless van parked a short distance away.

And the guy in the black suit absolutely has a boner. He’s not even trying to hide it.

Aaron Headly
Aaron Headly
2 years ago

I think that ‘purse’ is a battery pack for the flash that he’s holding up. It was 1961; the equipment wasn’t compact then. The camera in his other hand isn’t clear, but it is suggested.

IRegertNothing, Esq.
IRegertNothing, Esq.
2 years ago
Reply to  Aaron Headly

I see it now. It’s wired to her camera. That’s a fairly progressive ad for its day, with a woman using the camera while a man handles flash duties.

Turbo1BDP
Turbo1BDP
2 years ago

Yeah, only dames should be flashing those headlights.

Get me Don Draper, stat!

Ineffable
Ineffable
2 years ago

IS that a 1961 man purse? Or is he holding her purse. Very cutting edge either way. Or is it? Is that Ron Livingston with the boner? Is this photoshopped or something more mysterious?

Justin Short
Justin Short
2 years ago

OMG dude! I now know that I am old, at least old enough to remember flash bulbs and camera bags!

Justin Short
Justin Short
2 years ago
Reply to  Justin Short

Sorry, I posted to soon, didn’t read the other replies. 🙁

Mr.Asa
Mr.Asa
2 years ago

The wagon version of this car is appealing

10001010
10001010
2 years ago
Reply to  Mr.Asa

Very, especially in two-tone.

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