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Cold Start: The Old Giant Flower In An Inky Nothingness Bit

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There’s something kind of amazing about the images in this 1965 Ford Fairlane brochure, taking place, as they do, in an infinite black void of nothingness. In this particular part of the void, a woman dressed like Inspector Clouseau offers a comically oversized flower to a man, who throws his head back in laughter, kind of creepily.

I’m not exactly sure what message Ford is intending to convey here about the Fairlane, other than to associate it with the sorts of cavalier bon vivants  that can even made a colossal emptiness, void even of light, into a good time with their huge flower gag, pulling off massive, shoe-sized petals in what may be one of those he-loves-me-he-loves-me-not kind of things. I think?

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Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
2 years ago

He already knows the answer. He loves you not.

Mike Harrell
Mike Harrell
2 years ago

“Ha! It’s a common mistake but the phrase is actually PEDAL to the metal. Now please stop hitting the roof of our car with that thing.”

Jade Hancock
Jade Hancock
2 years ago

This immediately made me think of the old TV comedy “Get Smart”, the guy does resemble Don Adams as Maxwell Smart with Agent 99.

It looks like a Ford Fairlane was in one episode, but appears to be stock footage of a crash.
https://www.imcdb.org/v357289.html

They did feature a Sunbeam Tiger during one season, however.

Jimlovesfords
Jimlovesfords
2 years ago
Reply to  Jade Hancock

That’s before they downsized the Fairlane to the midsize pictured above. One of my biggest “Get Smart” take a ways was the very cool Sunbeam Tiger Maxwell Smart drove

Jimlovesfords
Jimlovesfords
2 years ago

In 1965 it was all about peace, love and “flower power”. I’m guessing that has something to do with that powerful looking flower

DysLexus
DysLexus
2 years ago

Man: “HA-HA Ha…oooboy…Do that again…Tell me how you…a freakishly tall woman tried out for the part of the Belgian detective Hercule Poirot in ‘Murder on the Orient Express’…wait…wait…then you did WHAT with that stupid flower to the director’s face? You’re a riot Jane.”

Woman: “You’re just a Dick. And besides your car is dull.”

05LGT
05LGT
2 years ago

She’s higher than he is, superior. She’s dressed as a hunter / gardener mashup. She’s gloved, using protection. The flower isn’t perfect, but it is pretty. The car is what is elevating her to a position of power. Him laughing doesn’t fit the theme … is that laughter or something else? Good thing there were gloves.

JohnTaurus
JohnTaurus
2 years ago

She says “take me home and de-flower me.”

He says “pretty sure that ship has sailed, my dear.”

Chris with bad opinions
Chris with bad opinions
2 years ago
Reply to  JohnTaurus

I need to get here earlier in the day. All my witty ideas apparently aren’t very original.

Balloondoggle
Balloondoggle
2 years ago

That inky black background forces my brain to fill in the tires. Otherwise it looks really weird with those tiny little wheels.

Lew Schiller
Lew Schiller
2 years ago

That car had a face that’s about as nondescript as they come

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
2 years ago
Reply to  Lew Schiller

The two-tone paint scheme is pretty sharp though. I’m not an SUV guy in the least, but I do like how some of the domestics are reviving that.

MATTinMKE
MATTinMKE
2 years ago
Reply to  Jack Trade

I second the appreciation of the 2 tone paint. Today’s huge pickup trucks could really benefit from that.

Marty Densch
Marty Densch
2 years ago
Reply to  Lew Schiller

And it was an odd one year only redesign. A friend of mine in high school had one nearly identical this except it was monotone teal rather than two-tone. Pretty decent car but, yeah, nondescript.

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