Home » Dodge Hornet Leases Are Getting As Cheap As $79 A Month If You Meet Certain Requirements

Dodge Hornet Leases Are Getting As Cheap As $79 A Month If You Meet Certain Requirements

Cheap Hornet Leases Ts
ADVERTISEMENT

Woe is the tale of the Dodge Hornet. Originally intended to be a volume model to save Alfa Romeo, it got a quick-and-dirty rebadge job in a desperate attempt to shift units in the states. That plan simply didn’t work. Now, we’re seeing some ultra-cheap leases out there as dealers pull every lever to get these things moving.

I myself have derided the Hornet in the past, when I reviewed the Alfa Romeo original. My criticism was based on the fact that it was being sold as a luxury vehicle at a relatively high price. The Tonale lacked any real flair or spark to justify such expenditure, and I passed a stern judgment on that basis. However, the Hornet is now really cheap—below $30,000, in fact. Under those conditions, it’s much more appealing—it becomes a cheap and comfortable SUV that gets where you’re going.

Vidframe Min Top
Vidframe Min Bottom

Indeed, the Hornet is becoming tantalizingly cheap—in some parts of the country, at least. Let’s explore the deals on offer and see whether they make Dodge’s troubled compact SUV any more appealing.

2024 Dodge Hornet R/t In Blu Bayou
Dodge did choose some decent colors for the Hornet lineup.

Two-Figure Deals

The hottest deal that caught my eye comes to us from AutoNation Dodge RAM Broadway, down in Littleton, Colorado. Down that way, you can score yourself a Dodge Hornet R/T for just $79 a month. The lease is for a 24-month term, with a $1,000 down payment and $995 “acquisition fee” due at signing.

Add it all up, and you’re in for about $162 a month with all that taken into account—or about $3,888 in total over two years. That’s not a whole lot to pay for the privilege of driving a brand-new vehicle for two years. The Hornet may not be the fastest or fanciest fare out there, but it becomes a lot more attractive at those prices.

ADVERTISEMENT
Cheap Hornet Dodge Autonation
Autonation Dodge Ram Broadway has one of the most compelling offers out.

You’re also getting the desirable R/T model—it’s the plug-in hybrid with 288 horsepower and 32 miles of all-electric range. This is a vehicle with an MSRP starting at $42,530. The reason it’s so cheap is because of government subsidies—you’re getting a $6,500 Federal Tax Rebate and a further $4,100 tipped in from the state of Colorado. However, there’s also a further thing to watch out for—mileage. You’re limited to just 5,000 miles a year. You really don’t want to go over that limit, either. Exceeding the limit is charged at 30 cents a mile. If you did 6,000 miles a year by accident, you’re up for an extra $1,800—which would quickly spoil your cheap lease.

Alternatively, you could head over to Larry H Miller’s place down in Denver, Colorado. It became famous for its $0 Fiat 500e leases—which we later found out were 100% legit. Now, they’re offering the 2024 Dodge Hornet R/T for $99 a month, which is a lot more expensive, but still really good. I’d love to be more specific on the deal, but at the time of writing, the dealership was yet to confirm the size of the down payment required to secure the lease.

Maybe you don’t live in Colorado, but you still want a cheap Dodge Hornet. Sounds unlikely, but I’m willing to humor you. In that case, I’d say your best bet is to get a job at Stellantis while it’s still a going concern. Then, you’ll be eligible for employee pricing over at Galeana’s Van Dyke Dodge Ram in Michigan! Oh, but you’ll have wanted to already been there for some time, so you can also score the lease loyalty bonus, too. So, basically, to lease a Dodge Hornet on the cheap… you should have moved near a Detroit auto plant about two years ago.

473647409 1014469917363913 5056272653456786658 N
Galeana’s has some tempting deals… if you qualify for Stellantis employee pricing.

What’s cool is that Galeana’s has a really fun deal. You can get two Dodge Hornets for just $222 a month! It helps you, because you get a car for yourself and a car for a friend. It also helps them, because it gets rid of the Hornets twice as quickly. If you and your spouse want matchy-matchy Dodge Hornets—no judgement!—this could be a great way to go.

The deal lasts for 27 months, and you get a more generous allowance of 7,500 miles a year. However, you also have to stump up a $3,995 down payment per vehicle. Run the numbers, and you’re paying $6,659 to drive a brand-new Hornet for just over two years, and the same amount for the second one, too. [Ed note: I read this as “two-for-one” and that feels like a better deal. It also requires qualifying for the Stellantis employee discount. – MH] That’s not as amazing as the Colorado deal, since there’s a lot less government subsidy involved. Still, it’s pretty good. You’re getting to drive a plug-in hybrid worth over $40,000 for the same price you might pay to lease a $24,000 Nissan Kicks.

ADVERTISEMENT
The 2024 Dodge Hornet R/t Features A High Power Inverter And 7.4
The Dodge Hornet R/T has the benefit of 32 miles of all-electric range. Depending on your commute, that could save you a lot of money.

The simple fact is that these 2024 Dodge Hornets aren’t getting any easier to sell now they’re a whole model year out of date. A parked Hornet is just taking up a spot that could be filled with another more popular model. Beyond that, dealers often take on debt for stock with “floorplan” finance, which costs them money every month. The longer these Hornets sit, the more dealers want to get them gone.

You do need to jump through some hoops to get these deals. It seems Dodge is happy to offload its unwanted vehicles to people in very specific circumstances. You either have to live in Colorado or work for Stellantis to score here. That’s not great if you hate living at altitude or resent the idea of tying your career to the business equivalent of a small drunk bear piloting a 737. But if you do slot in to one of these neat categories, you could get motoring on the cheap. Just watch those mileage limits and mind how you go!

Image credits: Dodge
Top graphic: Dodge; stock.adobe.com

Share on facebook
Facebook
Share on whatsapp
WhatsApp
Share on twitter
Twitter
Share on linkedin
LinkedIn
Share on reddit
Reddit
Subscribe
Notify of
94 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Eggsalad
Eggsalad
4 hours ago

The burning question that everyone seems to be overlooking is…

WTF is the leasing/finance company going to do with a bunch of two-year-old, 10k mile Hornets??

DialMforMiata
DialMforMiata
3 hours ago
Reply to  Eggsalad

That kind of clear-headed, logical thinking is why you’ll never get far in the fast-paced world of automotive financing.

NC Miata NA
NC Miata NA
3 hours ago
Reply to  Eggsalad

That’s a problem for management in 2 years, current management is trying cash a bonus check this year and then be somewhere else when the Hornets come back.

StillPlaysWithCars
StillPlaysWithCars
3 hours ago
Reply to  Eggsalad

Haven’t you learned that short term solutions result in great long term problems yet?? It’s the American way!

Rad Barchetta
Rad Barchetta
3 hours ago
Reply to  Eggsalad

That sounds like someone else’s problem to me.

JDE
JDE
2 hours ago
Reply to  Eggsalad

Most likely they will end up on a rental lot or perhaps a Black Friday deals. But PSHHHT, that is a problem for someone else I am sure is the thought.

DialMforMiata
DialMforMiata
4 hours ago

Nice to see that the payoff for having to deal with the stress of being a Stellantis employee is a cheap lease rate on a car literally nobody wants.

Spikedlemon
Spikedlemon
4 hours ago

A parked Hornet is just taking up a spot that could be filled with another more popular model

Does Stellantis have a popular model of vehicle?

StillPlaysWithCars
StillPlaysWithCars
3 hours ago
Reply to  Spikedlemon

Nope.

JDE
JDE
2 hours ago
Reply to  Spikedlemon

Eh, I think they still have a few Trucks and SUV’s at Dodge, Ram and Jeep that are popular enough. I know I kind of want the last of the SRT Durango’s before they go completely away. They are kind of like Minivan’s in disguise to be honest.

That Guy with the Sunbird
That Guy with the Sunbird
4 hours ago

But won’t it likely spend most of the month in the dealership’s service bay?

Spikedlemon
Spikedlemon
2 hours ago

The 2-for-222 deal seeks to provide a solution to that problem.

The World of Vee
The World of Vee
4 hours ago

My FIL had a rental hornet PHEV and we went for a trip in it. Some observations:
1) It is about as “meh” a car can be in 2025
2) holy hell it has the smallest fuel tank I’ve ever seen in a modern car, 11 gallons and at around 29mpg we had to fill up a twice as often as we would otherwise.

these aren’t good cars and at least the alfa has the teledial rims, these have nothing.

Nlpnt
Nlpnt
3 hours ago

29mpg from a PHEV, even without the opportunity to plug in, is…not good.

The World of Vee
The World of Vee
2 hours ago
Reply to  Nlpnt

right? like it seems downright criminal engineering to make such an inefficient vehicle

JumboG
JumboG
31 minutes ago
Reply to  Nlpnt

My Escape PHEV is getting 40 mpg. I did see a Hornet in the wild yesterday, and it is a good looking vehicle.

TXJeepGuy
TXJeepGuy
5 hours ago

I can think of a lot more fun ways to spend under $100 to regret it for years

H T
H T
5 hours ago

I take issue with the headline of this article. There is no $79/month lease. It is, as you say in the body, $162/month.

You are repeating the dealership’s disingenuous ad. Why? I know this site better than to assume it is for clicks. Right?

GreatFallsGreen
GreatFallsGreen
4 hours ago
Reply to  H T

Once you add it up together for total cost outlay…but money down isn’t really bait and switch and why you have to advertise if there’s money down. Which every single manufacturer advertises that in their own national/regional incentives.

Disingenuous is saying you have to qualify for employee pricing like the next ad or whatever Monopoly money tax rebates can play for some areas.

Last edited 4 hours ago by GreatFallsGreen
Matt Hardigree
Matt Hardigree
4 hours ago

Yeah, that was initially going to be the lead here. I will say, though, this is a dealer in Warren, Michigan, so qualifying for Stellantis employee pricing isn’t that hard for a large chunk of the population.

GreatFallsGreen
GreatFallsGreen
4 hours ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

Yeah, always seems like if you don’t yourself qualify, then you know a friend or family member who will toss you a code (if they still allow that?).

Matt Hardigree
Matt Hardigree
4 hours ago
Reply to  H T

Generally, when talking about leases, we always make sure to include the total cost in the story. However, to just be consistent we tend to use the advertised amount if it’s not completely ridiculous. Also, because our “art” is the advertisement it’s easier to grok this way. Also, this is just how leases work. If it was $9,000 down and $50 a month that wouldn’t work, but $1,995 at signing isn’t abnormal.

H T
H T
3 hours ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

But the advertised amount in this case IS completely ridiculous! Because the usual upfront fees more than double the lease “rate”, and that’s before the low mileage stipulations.

The Bonnie Situation
The Bonnie Situation
3 hours ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

I appreciate TheAutopian always including the actual costs in your articles. IMO it’s not click baiting… I see the $79/mo in the headline and know opening the article will give me the real story. That’s one of the many reasons I continue to use my clicks here. Thanks for the good work.

RalphYeardley
RalphYeardley
5 hours ago

I have to admit, I’ve never considered a new Dodge until now. Local deals on leases are under $300/month for 3 year 10k/year with no money down for an AWD SUV PHEV. I don’t think I would ever buy a Dodge, I don’t trust them long time, but I live close to work and drive under 10k/year now and this would allow me to have a vehicle for 3 years with a full warranty.

At my current Credit Union rates, $300 is only a $16k car if I take a 60 month loan and I don’t know of many $16k cars in today’s market I would trust for 5 years and 50k more miles before they have problems.

I’ve always been taught to avoid leases, but it seems like with today’s interest rates, they might make sense.

Hmm, my car has the 2.4L Toyota engine and it’s drinking oil now and starting to stink of something other than Taco Bell… maybe 230k miles over 20 years is enough service.

Last edited 5 hours ago by RalphYeardley
The World of Vee
The World of Vee
4 hours ago
Reply to  RalphYeardley

Leases make total sense if you look at them as an annualized cost, sure you don’t end the lease with equity but you’ve essentially paid for a service

RalphYeardley
RalphYeardley
4 hours ago

I think it completely depends on the interest rates and usage. We got a new van almost 20 years ago and I think the rate for a 72 month loan was under 6%. This meant that purchase payments weren’t much more than lease payments.

We packed the van full of kids, with car seats and messy fingers and crayons and the like. And we drove a LOT. We didn’t want the kids trashing the car and we didn’t want to spend our lives in the van, but it happened and it wasn’t the end of the world.

But now, when I look towards retirement, the miles go down, the possibility of trashing the car goes down and with today’s interest rates being significantly higher, leasing starts to make sense.

And it’s not like you need to get a vehicle that will be yours and paid off for 20 years of service like we are doing with that old van when you are 70.

3WiperB
3WiperB
2 hours ago
Reply to  RalphYeardley

Leases can make sense sometimes, but you have to look at a ton of factors. Some things to consider.

  • I get a GM employee discount from my father in law that has the same amount come off the top of the lease cost as if I was buying. This can make a short term lease much more attractive. I also have a Stellantis supplier discount through work that is good for 1% below dealer invoice price. Can you tell I live in Michigan?
  • In my state you only pay tax on the lease cost, but if I buy the car I’m paying sales tax on the whole thing.
  • I don’t ever put money down on a lease, other than registration fees and the first month payment. I just have them put it in the monthly payments. They automatically have gap insurance built into the price, but if you were to put a bunch down and total the car soon after, you would likely loose your down payment.
  • If you lease an EV, you may get the $7500 rebate off the lease price, and there are many vehicles that only get the rebate if you lease.
  • Be aware of the mileage charges and estimate correctly. You don’t want to buy more miles than you need, but you also want to buy enough. If you drive a lot of miles, leasing is probably not going to be as advantageous. If you drive very little, you can sometimes get the silly deals with 10,000 miles or less per year and it works well for you.
  • Be aware of any fees at the end of the lease to turn in the vehicle. Sometimes these are waived if you lease or buy another vehicle from the same manufacturer, or if you buy the vehicle at the end of the lease. This is truly the reason for these fees, but it’s a cost to consider (usually like $500)
  • Don’t lease the car for such a long time that you have to buy new tires for it. They will always have a treadwear limit you have to meet when turning the car in.
  • If you don’t take good care of your cars (physical damage or keeping the interior clean), leasing is not for you. You will get charged for dents larger than a quarter and certain lengths of scratches, stains, etc.
  • Don’t lease a car for longer than the bumper to bumper warranty. Why would you want to potentially pay to repair a car that you know is going back to the lease holder.

I typically leased a car for my wife because it was easier to just keep her in a newer vehicle and she was hauling around kids. We’d also use that car for long trips, etc. I bought the cars I drove and kept them for 9-10 years if new, or 6-7 years if used. It worked well, and often when I ran the numbers, it was a 8-9 year payback on buying the car (before factoring in maintenance) vs. leasing a new one every years. But there are bad lease deals out there too. It’s a numbers game. I think leasing an EV is the smart way to go if you want an EV and don’t want to go the smarter way of buying a used one coming off a lease that took a huge depreciate hit.

Leasing isn’t the better deal most of the time, but I’d never say to never lease a car. We currently own most of our cars, but I leased a small SUV for my son 2 years ago because he goes to school in about 9 hours away and I wanted something dependable for those drives, and something that could get serviced at the local dealership there.

The Stig's Misanthropic Cousin
The Stig's Misanthropic Cousin
5 hours ago

The $79 lease sounds good until you get to the 5,000 mile limit. A cheap used car seems like a better choice for those drivers. Realistically, if you drive less than 5k per year you are only driving when necessary. You aren’t going very far, and you aren’t driving for enjoyment. A cheaper used car would be a better deal, especially considering a used car could last many years or even decades with that little use.

The more I think about it, I don’t know who this deal would appeal to. There are cheaper transportation options for those who don’t drive much. If you are someone who rarely drives but wants something nice or entertaining, I doubt you will be interested in a Hornet. Who is the person that rarely drives but desperately wants a thoroughly mediocre new vehicle?

Ash78
Ash78
5 hours ago

See directly below — that’s slightly my personal use case (if I could get it in CO, but I can’t). I need a quick, no-brainer, warrantied commuter vehicle while I shop for something more long-term. I’ve done WFH for almost a decade and we basically have 1 car now and need a second.

But I think the bean counters are fully expecting to make twice as much on the mileage overage…and/or damage assessments when you get rear-ended in traffic.

My Goat Ate My Homework
My Goat Ate My Homework
5 hours ago

Retirees for sure. They want something under warranty that is cheap and only need a few thousand miles a year.

I know a few that get regular leases and always turn the in thousands and thousands of miles under the limit on low-mileage leases.

The Stig's Misanthropic Cousin
The Stig's Misanthropic Cousin
5 hours ago

That makes sense. I see low mileage leases as a poor use of money, but if you are retired you may be in a position where saving money is less important.

For those buyers, my concern with the Hornet would be reliability. These have a poor reputation. If saving money is not the primary goal, I would go for something with a better reputation. A broken car is annoying, even if someone else is paying the repair bill.

My Goat Ate My Homework
My Goat Ate My Homework
4 hours ago

I get the sense that it is very important for the retirees I know to have a fixed expense to pair with their fixed income. I’m guessing they would be OK with visiting the dealership as a trade-off if needed. But realistically, when you barely drive something there is less opportunity for things to go wrong. Dead batteries and recalls are usually the worst of it.

My Father used to work at a buick dealership awhile back and the cars he would service for retires were amazing. Super low mileage, come in for an oil change once a year and only have put 2000 miles on it. Nothing ever broke on them because in 6 or 7 years they would only do 12000 miles.

GreatFallsGreen
GreatFallsGreen
4 hours ago

I remember hearing similar reasoning when I first heard of single-pay leases. Sounds scary but if it’s one and done, then less to worry about with penalties for ending the lease early or something along the way.

RalphYeardley
RalphYeardley
4 hours ago

I can see leased cars when I retire.

I’m about 10 years from retirement. My money goes to four things:

  1. Medical Bills
  2. Mortgage for the house (two)
  3. Home improvements to make the house value go up and because my wife likes doing that stuff (it’s almost all DIY and she’s good at it).
  4. Saving for retirement

My goal is to have the mortgages paid off before I retire. The out of pocket expenses for medical bills are lower with Medicare than with my current insurance (yeah, my company’s insurance sucks) and hopefully, between retirement saving and a paid off house that has significantly increased in value since we bought it, I should be ok financially to retire.

Right now, even with work, I rarely exceed 10k/year on either of my vehicles, since my house is close to everything I need, even work.

My wife is a Toyota girl, since we have had such great service from our pair. However, if we are getting leases for 3 years/30k miles, we basically can get anything to drive for a couple years and not have to worry about breakdowns with a lease.

The big curveball is dogs. I can’t imagine life without them. My wife runs an animal rescue group and I don’t see that passion leaving her when I retire. My favorite breed, even though we have only fostered them, are Great Pyrenes. Wonderful dogs, but they don’t work well with the dark interiors of modern cars and they tend to leave claw marks on everything they are around, even by accident.

Cheap Bastard
Cheap Bastard
4 hours ago

“Who is the person that rarely drives but desperately wants a thoroughly mediocre new vehicle?”

Grandma.

The Stig's Misanthropic Cousin
The Stig's Misanthropic Cousin
4 hours ago
Reply to  Cheap Bastard

Very good point.

IanGTCS
IanGTCS
3 hours ago
Reply to  Cheap Bastard

My father in law bought a Cadillac XT4. Besides the badge that appealed to his 80 year old self I can’t find anything it does better (or worse for that matter) than any similar sized vehicle.

Ash78
Ash78
5 hours ago

I could do that 10,000 miles over 2 years if I stuck to just my commute (3 days/week) and nothing else. And for a “commuter car” that’s usually how it works.

It would be awesome to turn it in after the lease period with the ICE engine never having been turned on.

#LifeGoals

Suss6052
Suss6052
3 hours ago
Reply to  Ash78

If they didn’t half ass the software controls like they do for pretty much everything else the power train controls should fire up the ICE engine at a minimum of once per month just to lubricate the engine, and as it was designed for the EV motor to really only supplement the ICE rather than the ICE only being a generator to use the full performance of the vehicle or even just a bit more than the electric motor alone can provide will have the engine racing from cold. Not sure if they put a PTC heater or heat pump but in places like Colorado where it gets cold your only heat source besides seat heaters is the ICE as well. So while you may in some cases run it without the engine on its unlikely to make 10k without running once.

Taargus Taargus
Taargus Taargus
5 hours ago

These sort of lease deals probably make sense for people who hardly drive (like my wife, who works from home). She puts about 6-7k a year on the Forester. But outside of WFH folks or retired people, I’m not really sure who this is for.

Regardless, what a massive, massive flop from Stellantis. This is one of the most popular segments, that even Mitsubishi manages to move plenty of, and you basically are forced to give them away? Brutal. And unfortunately like most things, once you have to pile on incentives to move a model, you’re unlikely to be able to move the needle back.

That being said, at a certain price, I truly believe these aren’t a bad gamble for someone looking for a small CUV. It’s a risk, but if you get one that outperforms it’s reputation, you’re doing well. I mean, people buy VWs at full or near full price everyday. To me this is like buying a VW, but 10k cheaper.

Nlpnt
Nlpnt
3 hours ago

I was never sure who the Hornet was for at all. It’s not an RWD-biased V8 so it doesn’t have the appeal to the “Brotherhood of Muscle” crowd they’ve been cultivating with the Dodge brand since the Marchionne era, and it sure wasn’t intended as a followup to the bargain-bin Journey which was the last Dodge CUV.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
5 hours ago

Initially, I thought these would sell decently to the office manager set at semi-rural industrial facilities we do work for.
Boy, was I ever wrong!

Ranwhenparked
Ranwhenparked
4 hours ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

I feel like you just described the target customer for the Journey

Nsane In The MembraNe
Nsane In The MembraNe
5 hours ago

A Hornet is firmly in the “you’d have to pay me to drive one” category. They’re just such half baked, borderline hateful products. I feel like Stellantis would be actively laughing at my expense if I were to subject myself to the punishment of driving one of these things. But hey, if you paid me $222 a month or whatever to drive one I might be willing to do it. Are you listening, Doge?

Cheap Bastard
Cheap Bastard
4 hours ago

How much is the desire to laugh and and how much is it is inertial Covid mindset of “they’ll happily throw ALL the money at us for whatever crap we put out!”?

Huja Shaw
Huja Shaw
5 hours ago

This is turning into the answer of a philosophical question . . . .”At what price does a bad car turn into a good deal?”

Ash78
Ash78
5 hours ago
Reply to  Huja Shaw

“Well, we’ve already established that, now we’re just haggling over price”

CatMan
CatMan
4 hours ago
Reply to  Ash78

lol love that joke

Grey alien in a beige sedan
Grey alien in a beige sedan
5 hours ago

Even $79/mo seems too expensive for the “privilege” of driving a warmed-over alfa crossover.

Church
Church
5 hours ago

I could stomach the $79/month. It’s the $2k down that pushes it past my tolerance.

Max Headbolts
Max Headbolts
5 hours ago

resent the idea of tying your career to the business equivalent of a small drunk bear piloting a 737

Funny! That’s why I quit!

Adam Guha
Adam Guha
5 hours ago

Very few people would be able to live with a 5-7k mile limit given the average is about 15k/yr. I know I couldn’t. Might be okay for someone retired – my mother’s got about 40k on her 10 year old Mercedes. But then again, she bought the car as a CPO for about 35k, and has had it for almost 8 years now, which works out to about 4300/yr as of today- and she owns it, and can sell it toward her next car if she wants to.

Huja Shaw
Huja Shaw
5 hours ago
Reply to  Adam Guha

Gonna’ see lot of blue-haired Hornet drivers doing 20 MPH on their way to and from the grocery store.

Ash78
Ash78
5 hours ago
Reply to  Huja Shaw

You won’t see them, but you’ll see their hands at 10 and 2.

V10omous
V10omous
5 hours ago
Reply to  Adam Guha

It seems like the Michigan dealer has your answer by giving you two Hornets with 7500 miles each.

Mrbrown89
Mrbrown89
6 hours ago

It seems Colorado has great benefits and incentives to get these crazy deals compare to other states. Here in Michigan, the $0 Fiat 500e was more like $220 with 1K down. I went with the Equinox EV for the same money, I had more incentives that I applied with GM (GM Supplier pricing, Lease loyalty, current owner of Chevy Bolt EUV, GM credit card and Costco membership).

Bomber
Bomber
6 hours ago

I’m gonna say this despite the great deal…don’t buy anything from AutoNation. They are terrible. I had to fight with them to fix things in a presale agreement on a purchase. My wife had a coworker who was sold a car on the things OnStar could do…right before their 3G onstar was disabled. Like a couple weeks after the purchase. Others have had similar issues. For a HUGE dealer network, they are the shady back alley car dealer. Run…far away.

Shooting Brake
Shooting Brake
6 hours ago

“A parked Hornet is just taking up a spot that could be filled with another more popular model.” – This implies Dodge has a more desirable model to replace said Hornet with, currently they do not…

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
5 hours ago
Reply to  Shooting Brake

‘-like what?’
Was my thought as well

Ash78
Ash78
5 hours ago
Reply to  Shooting Brake

If the Hornet is basically replacing the Journey, it’s almost as desperate a makeover as when the Caliber replaced the Neon. It’s like “Dude, overcorrect much?”

Moonball96
Moonball96
5 hours ago
Reply to  Shooting Brake

I figure most Dodge dealers are combined with Jeep and Ram (Chrysler doesn’t count lol) so they would probably love to put those vehicles in there (despite, well, all the issues they have as well, but at least they sell!)

Ranwhenparked
Ranwhenparked
4 hours ago
Reply to  Shooting Brake

They don’t have many models, period. Popular or otherwise. Just the Durango and a tiny trickle of Charger Daytonas starting to show up here and there

Michael Beranek
Michael Beranek
6 hours ago

5,000 or 7,500 a year is why I never lease. I’m closer to 20,000.

LastStandard
LastStandard
6 hours ago

Yeah, just commuting to work is around 10k a year for me. With travel I’m a bit over 20k a year.

Although if that $0 Fiat 500e lease was in my area I’d still take it, even though it would mean I have to drive a Fiat 500 sometimes.

Michael Beranek
Michael Beranek
5 hours ago
Reply to  LastStandard

Maybe they’ll do that 2-fer deal but with 500s, one gas and one electric, ready for any driving situation.

Nsane In The MembraNe
Nsane In The MembraNe
5 hours ago

That way the odds that you’ll constantly have a working Fiat are much improved too. They’re still far from 100%, but they are better!

Last edited 5 hours ago by Nsane In The MembraNe
NC Miata NA
NC Miata NA
6 hours ago

$79/month to hang around a Dodge dealer’s service waiting room seems awfully steep.

Reasonable Pushrod
Reasonable Pushrod
5 hours ago
Reply to  NC Miata NA

The free coffee better be good.

Michael Beranek
Michael Beranek
5 hours ago

And the TV better have HBO.

NC Miata NA
NC Miata NA
5 hours ago

Its the one thing Stellantis wouldn’t try to import from the European market.

TheDrunkenWrench
TheDrunkenWrench
6 hours ago

Let me know when they start paying us to take them, and I might consider thinking about never driving one.

Doughnaut
Doughnaut
6 hours ago

Then, you’ll be eligible for employee pricing over at Galeana’s Van Dyke Dodge Ram in Michigan!

Advertising employee pricing to to the general public, and then hiding that it’s employee pricing only in the small print, is pathetic as fuck. I fully expect it from dealers, but I’ll still call it out.

Max Headbolts
Max Headbolts
5 hours ago
Reply to  Doughnaut

Seems to be De Rigueur in Metro Detroit. Also popular: Offering employee pricing to the general public.
I will say it IS weird to see advertising basically targeting their own employees.

Last edited 5 hours ago by Max Headbolts
StillNotATony
StillNotATony
6 hours ago

In my area, I think I’ve seen more Rivians on the road than Hornets.

DialMforMiata
DialMforMiata
6 hours ago
Reply to  StillNotATony

Honestly, I don’t recall ever having seen a Hornet on the road.

StillNotATony
StillNotATony
5 hours ago
Reply to  DialMforMiata

I’ve seen one – ONE – Hornet on the streets, but at least two Rivians here in NE OK.

Ash78
Ash78
5 hours ago
Reply to  StillNotATony

I see 5-7 Rivians a day (yes, some are duplicates) but I have never seen a single Hornet. I had completely forgotten they existed until this post.

Challengers and Chargers are pretty thick on the roads, though. You can usually smell the weed before you see the car.

Church
Church
5 hours ago
Reply to  StillNotATony

I live in a town with a population of about ~100k. I see a dozen Rivians a day. I see one-ish cybertruck a week. I see a high end coupe (like a 911 GT3) once a month. I have never noticed a single Dodge Hornet. I can’t say that I haven’t seen one and repressed it, though.

Jsfauxtaug
Jsfauxtaug
4 hours ago
Reply to  StillNotATony

I’m pretty sure I’ve seen more new Nissan Z’s than hornets, and I live in Detroit…

94
0
Would love your thoughts, please comment.x
()
x