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Either Coldplay Is Great And My Colleagues Are Just Trying To Be Nonconformists Or I’m A Basic B When It Comes To Music — Tales From The Slack

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Widgetsltd
Widgetsltd
1 month ago

I don’t know why, but I’ve always had the impression that Coldplay started out as some sort of discount version of Radiohead – but that comparison is grossly unfair to Radiohead. Maybe Coldplay is the Dave Matthews Band of…whatever generation likes Coldplay. (This is not a compliment)

DialMforMiata
DialMforMiata
1 month ago
Reply to  Widgetsltd

There is definitely some Radiohead in there, minus Thom Yorke’s deft writing and musical genius. There’s also more than a whiff of post-Achtung Baby U2 from the era where everybody started to realize that U2 actually wasn’t very good.

Hallucinogenic Jack
Hallucinogenic Jack
1 month ago
Reply to  DialMforMiata

Zooropa and Achtung Baby are brilliant. Easily U2’s best albums. They never got close to those heights again, maybe because Eno got bored.

Church
Church
1 month ago
Reply to  Widgetsltd

I think you are correct, but they’ve diverged more as time goes on.

Root Beer
Root Beer
1 month ago
Reply to  Widgetsltd

I always thought the same, but I just could not get into them even in the early days, maybe because when my roommate was still flogging Yellow, I was perfectly happy with keeping Amnesiac in my own rotation. Coldplay is, to me, one of those aggressively milquetoast bands like Imagine Dragons is now and the aforementioned U2 became before them. Huge followings, but just so bland and uninteresting.

That said, I’m not sure the DMB comparison works (beyond Chris Martin’s vocals sounding kinda similar to those of Matthews), as I think they’re the millennial/zoomer version of jam bands like the Grateful Dead or Phish, just without all the psychedelia.

Widgetsltd
Widgetsltd
1 month ago
Reply to  Root Beer

I guess my DMB comparison was more about the demographics than the sound. The Coldplay fan is perhaps the same sort of person who would have been into DMB in the early 90’s.

No Kids, Just Bikes
No Kids, Just Bikes
1 month ago
Reply to  Root Beer

Speaking of aggro milquetoast, I think the Foo Fighters should also be on that list. I can’t understand why people care at all about them.

Phuzz
Phuzz
1 month ago
Reply to  Widgetsltd

Coldplay are the 2000’s equivalent of Cliff Richard. Safe and non-threatening, and ultimately, not that exciting.

Nlpnt
Nlpnt
1 month ago

I’m not surprised DT likes Coldplay given his well-known-around-these-parts lack of pop-culture literacy. It’s not bad music (if not great.) Every Coldplay song I’ve ever heard sounded good the first time I heard it.

What makes them hated is overexposure, which boiled over when the ClearChannel algo held onto Viva La Vida like a mother bear protecting its’ cub back in 2010-11. They should be called Overplay.

RustyJunkyardClassicFanatic
RustyJunkyardClassicFanatic
1 month ago

Wow, I can’t help but comment
-Coldplay sucks and is overrated
-same w/ Taylor Swift/Beyonce
-The Beatles suck so bad
-Most mainstream music especially “pop” is trash
-Pretty much all music made this century sucks and is fake
-1960’s through 1990’s has a lot of the best music ever made; w/ the 80’s being the best era ever (mainly rock)
-Any kind of rock, especially metal is the best and rules forever
-I suggest you find some REAL music
-I can’t even imagine what Adrian thinks of…OASIS…Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Adrian Clarke
Editor
Adrian Clarke
1 month ago

I hate them with the fury of a thousand suns.

DialMforMiata
DialMforMiata
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

Hey now, don’t look back in anger. Roll with it.

Last edited 1 month ago by DialMforMiata
SmallTruckSmallGuy
SmallTruckSmallGuy
1 month ago

MARIANAS TRENCH MENTIONED RAAAHHHHH

Captain Avatar
Captain Avatar
1 month ago

I find Coldplay to be lacking musical diversity. I don’t expect progressive music or anything, but Chris Martin’s vocal range is limited, which I feel doesn’t allow the band to explore more complex and diverse musical styles. The band appears to now basically consist of Chris Martin indulging his obsession with pop, while the other members are silently dragged along behind him.

I listen to a lot of mainstream stuff too, but I find more joy in things like King’s X. Well, ok, no one is like King’s X.

10001010
10001010
1 month ago
Reply to  Captain Avatar

I had the Faith Hope Love tape back in the day, I need to see if that’s on Spotify.

Hoonicus
Hoonicus
1 month ago

“Send more Chuck Berry”

A. Barth
A. Barth
1 month ago

I read this article and didn’t realize David had joined the group, as pictured in the topshot. 🙂

R53forfun
R53forfun
1 month ago
Reply to  A. Barth

That top shot is *chef’s kiss*

Hugh Crawford
Hugh Crawford
1 month ago

Captain Beefheart.

Although admittedly a weird guy to hang out with.

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
1 month ago

To each their own, but to paraphrase Robert California…Coldplay is arena rock for people who hate arena rock.

Tbird
Tbird
1 month ago

Maybe Nickelback? (bursts into flames)….

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
1 month ago
Reply to  Tbird

Maroon 5?

Alpinab7
Alpinab7
1 month ago
Reply to  Jack Trade

I have a visceral response to any of the 90s bands with numbers in them… Maroon 5, blink-182, Matchbox 20. That being said music is highly subjective.

SaabaruDude
SaabaruDude
1 month ago
Reply to  Alpinab7

What about when Matchbox 20 rebranded to… Matchbox Twenty?! Is it better if the number is spelled out?

Alpinab7
Alpinab7
1 month ago
Reply to  SaabaruDude

I consider Nickelback to be a number band. Nickel = 5 = Bad band to me

Andrea Petersen
Andrea Petersen
1 month ago

As a goth, there are certain artists from the mainstream I will give a pass; Gaga, Lil Nas X, Duran Duran, etc. But Coldplay? T. Swift? I would sooner drive an Altima than listen to people like that.

10001010
10001010
1 month ago

Ok, but none of the newfangled bands mentioned here compare to Faith No More now get off my lawn!

Andreas8088
Andreas8088
1 month ago
Reply to  10001010

Or Fugazi, for that matter.

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
1 month ago
Reply to  Andreas8088

I still wait.

10001010
10001010
1 month ago
Reply to  Jack Trade

Sitting in the waiting room…

Mechjaz
Mechjaz
1 month ago
Reply to  10001010

I hate hate hate Faith No More so much. Mostly based on Epic, but nothing else I’ve heard has redeemed them. I’m at least mature enough now not to attack you personally for it? That’s a win for the Internet, at least.

10001010
10001010
1 month ago
Reply to  Mechjaz

To each their own, I’ve found that most who have a negative opinion of FNM base it off of Epic which undeniably got overplayed. The good news is there’s also Mr Bungle, Tomahawk, Fantomas, Mondo Cane, Peeping Tom, Dead Cross, Nevermen, Loveage, and others for you to listen to.

Mechjaz
Mechjaz
1 month ago
Reply to  10001010

For sure! I’ve also tried to learn more, keep learning, and appreciate FNM even if I don’t like their music. Having a black frontman was a big deal and is frankly still pretty uncommon in hard rock and metal. There’s more than that of course, just an example of a way to remember not to equate my/royal your musical tastes with larger value judgements.

Doesn’t mean I don’t love or won’t make ridiculous claims or say silly things, but I try to leave the actual people out of it. Sorry if this is gibberish, I haven’t slept much.

10001010
10001010
1 month ago
Reply to  Mechjaz

Chuck was a treasure and he is missed. He did a lot of stuff after FNM that’s really good even if it never caught any commercial success. I saw him live in my hometown just a few months before he passed, he was a really cool guy to talk to.

Taargus Taargus
Taargus Taargus
1 month ago
Reply to  10001010

Mr. Bungle rules

ClutchAbuse
ClutchAbuse
1 month ago
Reply to  10001010

Fucking Mr Bungle…every 5 years or so I go on a Bungle bender and blast them wherever I am.

10001010
10001010
1 month ago
Reply to  ClutchAbuse

Over the years my coworkers have gone from “what the hell are you listening to?” to “is that that Bungle stuff again?”

ClutchAbuse
ClutchAbuse
1 month ago
Reply to  10001010

One of mine called it, “Deranged Carnival Music”
It was their first album so she wasn’t wrong.

Ash78
Ash78
1 month ago
Reply to  10001010

I love FNM and Colplay equally. Maybe I missed all the overexposure for Coldplay, but the last time I saw them in concert, they had 2 albums, and played their asses off for 1,500 people in a theatre. Still the best concert I’ve ever been to. No pyro, no stage theatrics, just 4 guys doing what they love and incredibly thankful that people in midsize American cities even knew who they were. I’ve rarely seen that kind of attitude from bands.

That said, I wouldn’t go see them in an arena or stadium if it were free.

10001010
10001010
1 month ago
Reply to  Ash78

I’ve only seen Coldplay once and it was in a stadium. They put on one of the better light shows, everyone got florescent bracelets that lit up when they got their ticket scanned and each was a different color and somehow those were coordinated to blink with whatever was going on onstage so it was kind of immersive. Sometimes the pyro and ligths etc can distract from the music (aHEM, MUSE) but you could tell they put some thought into weaving the two together.

Every time I’ve seen FNM it’s been at a small venue so no light shows, just them on stage rocking out. Though they did have flowers that one time…

Fuzzyweis
Fuzzyweis
1 month ago

I think Cassadee Pope singing in Hardest Mistakes with I See Stars is better than anything she did during/after the Voice. I just thought everyone should know that.

I like some Coldplay but it’s like when they release a song it’s everywhere. Same with Tipsy lately, literally had 3 stations playing it at the same time the other day, 2 of them were pop not country, it’s a great song but dang, there are other songs to play, same with Jelly Roll, I’ll literally hear Tipsy and I am not ok at least twice both going to and coming from work. Same with Call Me Maybe, when it first dropped I was cranking it up, then they just get so played out.

I’ll leave this bomb on my way out:
Nickelback, thoughts? >:)

Lotsofchops
Lotsofchops
1 month ago

For me, Coldplay is one of the blandest rock bands that has ever been popular. But it’s just not my scene, I don’t say that to put down anyone who likes them. But to compare them to the Beatles? Sheesh, that’s another level.

Dave
Dave
1 month ago

Autopian team, I have but one piece of valuable advice for you: Given your musical tastes, stick to writing about cars.

Adrian Clarke
Editor
Adrian Clarke
1 month ago
Reply to  Dave

EXCUSE ME?

ClutchAbuse
ClutchAbuse
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

Incoming rage typed article from Adrian in 3…2…1…

Nsane In The MembraNe
Nsane In The MembraNe
1 month ago

Coldplay is not great. In fact they’re pretty bad. The talent to fame ratio is way out of whack which is always something that bugs me as a musician. Prince? Super talented and super famous. Bowie? Super talented and super famous. Kendrick Lamar? Super talented and super famous. I love all 3.

Taylor Swift? Kinda talented, disproportionately famous. Not into it. Drake? Kinda talented, extremely famous, pretty lame. Coldplay? Not talented, one of the biggest bands in the world. Whack, uncool, etc.

That’s not to say they don’t have redeeming qualities. I legitimately think Clocks, Viva La Vida, and Speed Of Sound are great songs. I don’t turn any of them off when they come on. But their other famous songs border on unlistenable and you couldn’t pay me to listen to a record front to back.

How do people listen to Yellow and take it seriously? I thought it was a joke the first time I heard it, and I was a teenager. Coldplay is like the musical equivalent of Panera Bread and they have the same fanbase.

Gaga is so much better than Taylor it’s not even funny. I don’t even think they should be mentioned in the same sentence. One is a classically trained multi instrumentalist who’s performed with Metallica, has multiple experimental albums, and more or less has different eras to her music. Taylor has like 1.5 good albums, she shamelessly chases trends, and she’s written the same song like 5,000 times.

She’s a great businesswoman, shes charismatic, and I do have some respect for how personal some of her music is. But again, the talent to fame ratio is totally out of whack. It is as well for Carly Rae Jepsen but the other way. She’s not famous enough for how talented she is.

Phuzz
Phuzz
1 month ago

I think you’ve hit the nail on the head. I actually own some Coldplay albums, but in my head they’ll always be about on par with their contemporaries Travis (eg) who are almost entirely forgotten these days.
Seeing Coldplay headlining international arenas just doesn’t compute to me. I’d expect them to maybe doing a “25th anniversary!” tour of 1000-capacity UK venues, with maybe a couple of gigs in the Netherlands and France just to justify putting “European Tour!” on the posters.

Ash78
Ash78
1 month ago
Reply to  Phuzz

The Man Who and Invisible Band are still in my odd rotation 🙂

I agree completely that I don’t understand the juggernaut of Coldplay…in fact, after Mylo Xyloto and the Really Depressing Gwyneth Divorce Album (working title) I couldn’t believe they KEPT getting bigger. But the first four albums are very good, with Viva La Vida in my top 10-20 albums of all time. I guess switching gears to EDM/synth/prog/whatever is exactly what the mass market wanted.

Alpinab7
Alpinab7
1 month ago

Music is subjective. You like what you like. However……….

David Bowie is my favorite. He put out like 12 studio albums in 9 or ten years. And they were amazing and still get played all the time. He had 3 albums in the top 10 at the same time!! Cocaine is a hell of a drug! (Full disclosure: I love Bowie)

“Coldplay is like the musical equivalent of Panera Bread and they have the same fanbase.” I am going to steal this and use it any time I can. Sue me!

Nsane In The MembraNe
Nsane In The MembraNe
1 month ago
Reply to  Alpinab7

Bowie is an all time favorite of mine. I miss him dearly.

Alpinab7
Alpinab7
1 month ago

Blackstar? Who has ever gone out like that? I saw Holy Holy 2 days after he died. They are a “cover” band that is comprised of all the original guys that played with him including Woody Woodmansey and Tony Visconti—his long time producer. They did the entire TMWSTW album start to finish with the bonus tracks EXACTLY as it was recorded. No embelishments or changes.

Last edited 1 month ago by Alpinab7
CuppaJoe
CuppaJoe
1 month ago

Wow. Tough to get behind you guys after the all the Call Me Maybe praise.

I need to go cleanse my ears with some Tool or NIN after being reminded of that song.

Matt Hardigree
Admin
Matt Hardigree
1 month ago
Reply to  CuppaJoe

Would you be surprised to learn that David Ogilvie of Skinny Puppy fame actually mixed/produced “Call Me Maybe.” It has 50+ tracks. He wanted to see if he could make a perfect pop song and he did!

Spopepro
Spopepro
1 month ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

Y’all need to get uncle Adrian out to LA and have a autopian tour of Subconscious Communications. I fully believe a vintage analog synth article would do traffic.

DialMforMiata
DialMforMiata
1 month ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

Somehow this makes me like it even less. It’s just so cynical. Just because something is “pop” doesn’t mean it needs to be completely devoid of soul or character.

Andreas8088
Andreas8088
1 month ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

Lots of talented people have produced absolute dreck. This is proof.

Mike
Mike
1 month ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

…except it’s awful.

(And Matt, you and I align on music 80% of the time…)

DialMforMiata
DialMforMiata
1 month ago
Reply to  Mike

He really should know better.

D M
D M
1 month ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

Sorry Matt, 50 tracks and a producer from your favorite obscure 80s electroindustrial band don’t make that song any less garbage.

It’s like having a bubblegum scented icepick shoved through your ear canal and into your frontal lobe. That song was not released so much as inflicted on humanity.

Chronometric
Chronometric
1 month ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

Like when Angie Aparo released Spaceship, a pop song that is so perfect it even mentions how much of a sell-out it is. Catchy, cynical, and meta, the holy trinity.

No Kids, Just Bikes
No Kids, Just Bikes
1 month ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

This is the real gem of the article and comments. Thanks Matt!

Nsane In The MembraNe
Nsane In The MembraNe
1 month ago
Reply to  CuppaJoe

The fact that you cited Tool is low key hilarious

VS 57
VS 57
1 month ago
Reply to  CuppaJoe

For earworm clearing, I suggest Mercury Rev / Yerself ls Steam.

VanGuy
VanGuy
1 month ago

I can’t and won’t comment on any comparison to the Beatles, but I definitely like Coldplay a lot. X&Y is one of my favorite albums of all time.

Nic Periton
Nic Periton
1 month ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoFgJ7KgzzQ&t=88s

Miss spent youth, playing bass ans sometimes drums, this is (thankfully) the only album I put this here mainly to annoy Adrian.

Adrian Clarke
Editor
Adrian Clarke
1 month ago
Reply to  Nic Periton

That opening twenty seconds almost sounds like The Alarm.

Nic Periton
Nic Periton
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

I suspect we would hate each other. for months until

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy9h2q_dr9k

SAABstory
SAABstory
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

Had a beer with Mike Peters once after a show that was almost canceled in Des Moines, IA. Maybe like 20 people there. Missed the big 80s hair Alarm but it was fun.

Taargus Taargus
Taargus Taargus
1 month ago

Coldplay is human fro-yo.

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
1 month ago

If we associate certain music with certain car types (e.g. Van Halen with pony cars), Coldplay is undoubtedly the band of crossovers.

DialMforMiata
DialMforMiata
1 month ago

There’s a commercial for a cat treadmill that uses “Adventure of a Lifetime”. My cat will actually wake up from a nap when he hears the song start so he can watch the cats running on TV. This is the appropriate use for Coldplay.

Last edited 1 month ago by DialMforMiata
Taargus Taargus
Taargus Taargus
1 month ago
Reply to  DialMforMiata

Wow that’s actually purrfect.

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
1 month ago

I think music is a generation thing. I grew up in a time where MTV played music videos. True story. The women in the videos and in a small genre TV show called Star Trek wore skimpy clothes. The instruments were all mranual and pulse pounding not electric Noise makers. The singers sang the lyrics without techno help. As for Taylor Swift being the GOAT because 35 Grammys well the Toyota Camry sells a ton of cars but would it be your GOAT Car? I wish I could post a pic of a goat shaped car here.

PS if I have to watch/listen to a slow tempo teen girl love angst song I’ll take Taylor Swift over some twenty something dude in a T-shirt that is having trouble growing a beard.

Last edited 1 month ago by 1978fiatspyderfan
Martian
Martian
1 month ago

Was that a dig at rhythm ginger?

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
1 month ago
Reply to  Martian

Who?

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
1 month ago

I don’t know who any of these musicians are. I only listen to Steely Dan.

DialMforMiata
DialMforMiata
1 month ago

If you’re gonna pick just one band, this would be a valid choice.

Dead Elvis, Inc.
Dead Elvis, Inc.
1 month ago
Reply to  DialMforMiata

But only the original run of Dan albums (Can’t Buy a Thrill to Gaucho). Maybe throw in Fagen’s The Nightfly & Kamakiriad if you really need a little more of that majestic sleaze.

DialMforMiata
DialMforMiata
1 month ago

I refuse to acknowledge the existence of those last two 2000’s Steely Dan albums. Kamakiriad, on the other hand, is brilliant.

Taargus Taargus
Taargus Taargus
1 month ago

The Nightfly is pretty darn good.

ClutchAbuse
ClutchAbuse
1 month ago
Reply to  DialMforMiata

Yep

Rollin Hand
Rollin Hand
1 month ago

There is only one rule in music worth a damn. The gentleman who taught both Frank Zappa and one Edward Van Halen said “if it sounds good, it is good.” If you like it that’s all that matters.

Pupmeow
Pupmeow
1 month ago
Reply to  Rollin Hand

In a sea of snobby “[insert popular artist’s name here] is overrated!” comments, this is a breath of fresh air. 🙂

Jatco Xtronic CVT
Jatco Xtronic CVT
1 month ago

I’ll buy a membership when a Xtronic CVT deep-dive article is published, how’s that? Or hire me to write it. I’ll do it myself if I must.

DialMforMiata
DialMforMiata
1 month ago

Jatco Xtronic CVT is the Carly Rae Jepsen of transmissions.

Jatco Xtronic CVT
Jatco Xtronic CVT
1 month ago
Reply to  DialMforMiata

Hey, I just met you
Nissan techs hate me
But here’s some CVT oil
So fix me maybe

Dead Elvis, Inc.
Dead Elvis, Inc.
1 month ago
Reply to  DialMforMiata

Milli Vanilli, at best!

Geoff Buchholz
Geoff Buchholz
1 month ago
Reply to  DialMforMiata

Do not slander CRJ like that.

DialMforMiata
DialMforMiata
1 month ago

Just the thought of “Call Me Maybe” has that goddamn awful thing stuck in my head. Thanks, Hardibro!

David, you do you as far as music goes. Many more people like Coldplay, Tay-Tay and Alan Jackson than Arctic Monkeys, Phoebe Bridgers and Jason Isbell. We like the things we like and there’s no shame in being a “basic b” when it comes to music.

Now, if you were trying to make a case for Maroon 5 I’d be typing something else right now. Probably in all caps.

Crank Shaft
Crank Shaft
1 month ago
Reply to  DialMforMiata

Songs About Jane is mostly a credible album.

Mechjaz
Mechjaz
1 month ago
Reply to  DialMforMiata

I do like me some Arctic Monkeys, especially Whatever People Say I Am, That’s What I’m Not.

DialMforMiata
DialMforMiata
1 month ago
Reply to  Mechjaz

Those first two albums are magic (505 from Favourite Worst Nightmare is a desert island track for me). They’ve had good albums since then with some excellent tracks but nothing that quite matches up to them.

Taargus Taargus
Taargus Taargus
1 month ago
Reply to  DialMforMiata

I always liked Arctic Monkeys but actually prefer their weird foray into Bowie-esque lounge singer plastic soul.

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