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For $4.67 You Can Become An Autopian Member And Make David Live In A Pontiac Aztek

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Y’all keep asking so here’s the update: We are halfway through April and already 75% towards our goal of 200 new members/upgrades/gifts in our 2nd-anniversary membership drive. This is important because if we hit 200 in April our EiC David Tracy will buy a Pontiac Aztek and live in it for a week. Thanks to our 2nd-anniversary discount, you can become a member for just $4.67 a month. That’s less than two wheel studs for a Subaru Forester!

Here’s how it works. Normally, a Cloth Annual membership is $70, which is $5.83 a month, but we’ve got a little discount going, and if you click this link to sign up and use code: mustang2yearanniversary it’s just $56, or 20% off, which is only $4.67 a month. If you really want to see David buy an Aztek, live in it, and write about it, you could also just spend $7 on a Cloth Monthly membership one time. Once we hit 200 members/upgrades/gifts he’s buying the thing so, technically, if 50 of you became Cloth Monthly members for one month that would do it.

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A Cloth membership comes with a lot. You’ll get access to our almost weekly member email, access to behind-the-scenes posts like Tales from the Slack, fewer ads (that little pop-up video player on mobile goes away), and the warm feeling in your heart that comes from helping independent media.

You know what’s also a great deal? You can also get 20% off of an Autopian Vinyl Annual membership, which means for $80 you get a sweet membership sticker and a limited edition, members-only shirt:

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That’s a sharp shirt.

Just use code that same mustang2yearanniversary code at checkout and the 20% discount applies to Velour Annual, which means for $200 you can get all of the above plus a Jason birthday drawing of the car of your choice, and a sweet grille badge. Technically, this also applies to Rich Corinthian Leather, so you can save $200 and get an RCL for $800. If someone signs up for RCL I will count that as five new memberships.

And, finally, if you upgrade your plan from Cloth to Vinyl, Vinyl to Velour, or Velour to RCL (or whatever combo in between) you can use the discount code and it’ll prorate out the difference and you’ll get some sweet new swag potentially.

So what are you waiting for? If you read this far just know that for less than $5 you can give a blogger a home, and that home is a Pontiac Aztek for some reason. Also, just to clarify, David is probably going to be slightly miserable but also clearly wants to live in a Pontiac Aztek for a week. He’s already bought a tent for some reason!

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Dustermullet
Dustermullet
7 months ago

I had to sign up. My first car was a Mustang 2, just seemed like it was meant to be. Happy to finally be a member.

Spikersaurusrex
Spikersaurusrex
7 months ago

Car camping for a week is nothing. David needs to live in the Aztek for a month.

Ryan
Ryan
7 months ago

Not only do I want to see David live in a Pontiac Aztek, I want a Pontiac Aztek! Take my money.

BigThingsComin
BigThingsComin
7 months ago

Just signed up. Can’t get Discord work on my phone. What am I missing?

Whaleya
Whaleya
7 months ago

I’ve been meaning to join for a while. I am finding myself visiting it more and more frequently plus I am looking forward to reading about David living in an Aztec for a week.

Urban Runabout
Urban Runabout
7 months ago

I got cloth.
Because I only wear shirts with collars.
But I do wear speedos. (hint-hint)

Luxrage
Luxrage
7 months ago

After over a year (and at that point I just gave up commenting at all) in the greys at the other site, I was able to get verified here and my comments public within two hours, you’ve got my membership!

Luxrage
Luxrage
7 months ago
Reply to  Luxrage

And done!

Timbales
Timbales
7 months ago

I signed up for Cloth.

I’m assuming I also have crank windows and need to adjust my side mirrors manually.

Timbales
Timbales
7 months ago
Reply to  Timbales

the Lego t is cool, but that is not a good color for me

Timbales
Timbales
7 months ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

Same as my old Plymouth Horizon – brings back memories

IRegertNothing, Esq.
IRegertNothing, Esq.
7 months ago

I can confirm that the Lego car t-shirt is pretty sweet. None of my Lego cars looked that good back in the day, probably because I never followed the directions all that closely.

SNL-LOL Jr
SNL-LOL Jr
7 months ago

…in the arms of the Tracy
Fly away from here
From his dark, cold Postal Jeep
And the endless breakdown that you fear….

Live2ski
Live2ski
7 months ago

I have that same lego car

Parsko
Parsko
7 months ago

$350 short! That’s it??? I’ve got $14 to cover two memberships if we get that close. Shit, if we get that close….. what would I do???

Ok_Im_here
Ok_Im_here
7 months ago

Joined. I need some advice and honestly, this is a good site with decent people.

111
111
7 months ago
Reply to  Ok_Im_here

Check out the Discord! Lots of different threads from wrenching to general to reader rides!

DialMforMiata
DialMforMiata
7 months ago
Reply to  Ok_Im_here

If you need car advice I agree. Life advice… not so much.

Adrian Clarke
Adrian Clarke
7 months ago
Reply to  DialMforMiata

That’s because you should be getting life advice from me.

Taco Shackleford
Taco Shackleford
7 months ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

Original commentor said “decent people”.

Adrian Clarke
Adrian Clarke
7 months ago

Have you seen who works and lurks here? By those standards I’m the virgin fucking Mary

SNL-LOL Jr
SNL-LOL Jr
7 months ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

If a virgin fucks Mary, would he/she/they still be virgins?

Adrian Clarke
Adrian Clarke
7 months ago
Reply to  SNL-LOL Jr

Sir this is the Autopian. The Trump defamation trial is down the hall.

DialMforMiata
DialMforMiata
7 months ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

It’s way too hot here to wear black.

Adrian Clarke
Adrian Clarke
7 months ago
Reply to  DialMforMiata

Style doesn’t take a day off.

Ok_Im_here
Ok_Im_here
7 months ago
Reply to  DialMforMiata

Waiting for thelifetopian.

A. Barth
A. Barth
7 months ago

That’s less than two wheel studs for a Subaru Forester!

*laughsnorts* 😀

Parsko
Parsko
7 months ago
Reply to  A. Barth

DITTO!!!!

111
111
7 months ago

One of my favorite things about The Autopian is the comment section conversations; getting a membership gets access to the Discord (I’d never had one before this) which is like an endless comment section. Worth the $4.67 per month on its own, plus all the other goodies.

DialMforMiata
DialMforMiata
7 months ago
Reply to  111

The Discord is FUN, y’all.

Sklooner
Sklooner
7 months ago

Will there be Aztek spaghetti ?

Adrian Clarke
Adrian Clarke
7 months ago
Reply to  Sklooner

Did the Aztek have a shower attachment like a first gen CRV?

Urban Runabout
Urban Runabout
7 months ago
Reply to  Sklooner

No – but you can have an Aztec Camera CD.

Sklooner
Sklooner
7 months ago
Reply to  Urban Runabout

Sorry I have five already

Chronometric
Chronometric
7 months ago
Reply to  Sklooner

Shower spaghetti in the Aztent.

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