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Here’s What Happens When You Take David To A Nice Restaurant – Cold Start

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I was supposed to have a post this morning detailing how we’re going to take our super minty Pontiac Aztek up to Monterey Car Week. In fact, when I flew into Los Angeles yesterday afternoon I had a long list of tasks to accomplish before leaving for Monterey this morning. Many of those things did not happen.

Why? First, David bailed on us because he decided he wanted to install a transmission cooler in the Aztek before our trip and he needed some very specific Aztek parts. Jason and I got to Galpin from the airport around 3:00 PM California time and barely had time to settle in before Jason had to “borrow” a Ford Expedition from Galpin and take it to a shop to get these magical Aztek transmission magnets.

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So Jason left on his sidequest and I went over to talk to the fine video folks at Galpin Media over at their offices about all our plant for the Aztek this week. That’s when the phone rang. “I have to take this,” Chris de la Garza, the main guy behind most of our videos, insisted as he picked up the receiver. He had to take it because it was Beau’s wonderful Executive Assistant Alexis

(Side note: everyone who works at Galpin is amazing so if I refer to someone here just assume they are a delightful blend of competent and funny. Everyone I meet seems to take their jobs seriously while not taking themselves too seriously. It’s great.)

At this point, it’s maybe 4:30 PM. Our plan is for David to finish the Aztek, go to the Horseless Carriage restaurant at Galpin, grab some tuna melts, and write a bunch of posts.

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Here’s what happened instead.

Chris turns to me halfway into the call and says “He’s right here, you don’t need to look for him. Yes, I’ll put you on speakerphone.”

“Beau would like to know if you could join him and the Buchmanns at Spago at 6:00 pm, can you make it,” Alexis asked.

The great thing about working here is you can say “no” to things. You can disagree. It’s the best kind of partnership. However, you’d be insane to turn down a meal with Beau as he always knows exactly what everyone wants to eat (whether it’s on the menu or not) and then orders more than enough for the table. You almost don’t even need to order your own food because dishes just start appearing and sharing is highly encouraged.

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“Uhh… gimme three minutes. I’ll walk over to your office and I’ll have an answer.”

I call David, who is arms-deep in the Aztek parts. He needs to keep working on the Aztek, but he’s at a good stopping point. He thinks he can shower and make it. I call Jason, he’s rushing back with parts and he, too, thinks we can make it if nothing goes wrong.

As I walk into the main office I let Alexis know we’re good-to-go and can probably get the restaurant in time.

“Ok, but remember to dress nice,” Alexis says, politely not pointing out my wrinkled my post-airplane attire.

“Uhhh… sure.”

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Jason and I duck into an Uber and race to our hotel. We have negative time so we have to change as fast as possible. I ask the driver to wait and make a bet with Jason: The first person back gets to order the drink for the loser.

I win, of course, because I decided our elevator was slow enough that I could just change in there (no one caught me, thankfully). Here’s the drink:

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Honestly, less embarrassing than I thought and kinda delicious. It’s a peach-y take on Sex on the Beach called a “Teaches of Peaches” which, surely, is a reference to this video:

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Our dinner companions are Beau’s delightful wife Mary and special guests Rainer Buchmann and Kathrin Buchmann of bb -Auto fame, who will also be a part of this trip. Side note: Porsche Santa Clarita and bb will be showing something incredible at Monterey this week:

It was a great dinner. John Legend and Chrissy Teigen were a couple of tables over. I ate a salmon pizza (so good).

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Unaware of our bet, David took one look at Jason’s drink and said “I’ll have one of those.” It is, in fact, a perfect David drink.

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Of course, look what David put on the table:

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Genuine GM parts! On the table! At Spago, Wolfgang Puck’s famously hip Beverly Hills restaurant!

It was one of those meals that never slowed down, the conversation never ceased, and all of a sudden it was super late and we were full of food. Jason and I offered to go help David finish the Aztek (Jason was slightly more sincere than myself, I was pretty wiped).

“Nah, we’ll be fine” David insisted to all of us. We’ll be driving to Monterey in a couple of hours with an Aztek that has a transmission cooler mounted, but not connected, and a bag full of parts. We haven’t written any posts or prepped anything. We’re going to be starting the trip in a big hole.

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So it’s already shaping up to be a pretty normal Autopian adventure!

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Jdoubledub
Jdoubledub
2 months ago

Good job keeping the elbows off the table HDDT!

Col Lingus
Col Lingus
2 months ago
Reply to  Jdoubledub

Beau is just thankful that DT has learned to use a fork…

Alex Estill
Alex Estill
2 months ago

Never be embarrassed by a fruity drink – they’re delicious. Way back in my college days I used to go to a sports bar and request a strawberry daiquiri served in their prettiest glass. Own it.

Jesus Chrysler drives a Dodge
Jesus Chrysler drives a Dodge
2 months ago

Remember, David – it’s “fwah grah,” not “phooey grass.”

SNL-LOL Jr
SNL-LOL Jr
2 months ago

DT will be fine. He’s half German and them Germans have an affinity towards occupying France.

PRNDL
PRNDL
2 months ago

Dinner on the company tab at Spago?? How do I apply for a job at The Autopian? I can write and I drive a Lotis so shit breaks all the time. I’m a shoo in

Last edited 2 months ago by PRNDL
Chronometric
Chronometric
2 months ago
Reply to  PRNDL

I have worked at / owned startups. Fancy dinners are for the guy who writes the checks to keep the leaky boat floating and the guys who work for subsistence wages for the amazing experience and the slim chance that it might pay back one day.

Horizontally Opposed
Horizontally Opposed
2 months ago
Reply to  Chronometric

Most insightful thing I read today. Word.

OrigamiSensei
OrigamiSensei
2 months ago
Reply to  PRNDL

Um, unless my sarcasm meter is broken again today “I drive a Lotis” may not be helping your case…

(Sadly my sarcasm meter is so wacked out these days I can barely read satire like The Onion anymore because I can’t tell what’s real and what’s not. Reality has gone that insane)

PRNDL
PRNDL
2 months ago
Reply to  OrigamiSensei

OK. So I both can’t write and can’t proofread… No Spago for me! And the Lotus is still broken.

Tim Beamer
Tim Beamer
2 months ago

Torch looks good! Hope all is well and he’s healthy. I love these “It’s almost a disaster, but not quite yet.” stories. Makes me realize how running an IT consulting practice is pretty much the same.

Chewcudda
Chewcudda
2 months ago

Dinner with Bachmann and Buchmann? That’s not confusing at all.

Live2ski
Live2ski
2 months ago
Reply to  Chewcudda

what’s your vector, Victor?

Twobox Designgineer
Twobox Designgineer
2 months ago
Reply to  Chewcudda

Sounds like it’s Bachmann Tuner Overdrive.

Freelivin2713
Freelivin2713
2 months ago
Reply to  Chewcudda

Buchmann? Isn’t that the library cop? No, that’s Bookman…eh, close enough

Chewcudda
Chewcudda
2 months ago
Reply to  Freelivin2713

Bachmann is also a brand of toy train. The website is bachmanntrains dot com.

Delta 88
Delta 88
2 months ago

I love how, like, every single major event the Autopian undertakes feels like it is a single barest thread away from complete pandemonium at any given moment. Like, everything they do is just that Spongebob meme where everything is on fire, except in real life

Chronometric
Chronometric
2 months ago
Reply to  Delta 88

Most of the internet is performative chaos. Autopian is genuine.

Jdoubledub
Jdoubledub
2 months ago
Reply to  Chronometric

Performative chaos is a perfect description.

Col Lingus
Col Lingus
2 months ago

All I can think of is that DT and Torch in a nice fancy restaurant is like the dinner scene from the Blues Brothers.

Did anyone order toast?

The little girls. Sell them to me…

Last edited 2 months ago by Col Lingus
Dan Pritts
Dan Pritts
2 months ago
Reply to  Col Lingus

Wrong glass, sir.

Delta 88
Delta 88
2 months ago
Reply to  Dan Pritts

*shakes glass at waiter anyways*

James Thomas
James Thomas
2 months ago

David is simply the best! Why? He just doesn’t give a shit what other people think about him. He does his thing, his way, and he’s really nice about it too. Disclaimer- I don’t know him personally, but I’ve read enough of his articles to feel like I do.

Chronometric
Chronometric
2 months ago
Reply to  James Thomas

There are three types of Spago patrons. Those that are cool and wealthy enough to go there so it is just a natural thing, those that are not cool enough so they are trying like hell to act like they are, and those that are blissfully unaware that they are supposed to be cool.

David Tracy is the third type, arguably the coolest of them all.

OrigamiSensei
OrigamiSensei
2 months ago
Reply to  Chronometric

David is the ultimate embodiment of punk in the sense that he is always, unapologetically, himself. And when that unadorned self is as kind-hearted and earnest as David is, that’s a very rare and cool thing. I consider myself fortunate to have met him.

Slower Louder
Slower Louder
2 months ago
Reply to  OrigamiSensei

The great Mike Watt: “Punk is whatever we made it to be.”

SNL-LOL Jr
SNL-LOL Jr
2 months ago
Reply to  Chronometric

And to think DT has been on NYT Style section more often than most Spago patrons can dream of.

Torque
Torque
2 months ago

Former Coolant systems engineer adds additional coolant capabilities to a 20 year old vehicle (attached but not hooked up) just before a big road trip?
Seems like a decently prudent move and checks out for a engineering be prepared mindset

Kant Smathers
Kant Smathers
2 months ago

Well, he’s keeping his elbows off the table, so that’s a start.

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
2 months ago
Reply to  Kant Smathers

At least he didn’t ask for a seat with a shower. I hope.

Rad Barchetta
Rad Barchetta
2 months ago

Last picture:
Beau and Jason quietly say grace before their meal while David pretends and hopes no one is offended.

Hoonicus
Hoonicus
2 months ago

Trivial faux-pas perhaps, doesn’t move the needle on the gasp-o-meter. Of course last week’s juicy couture velour incident may have fried it.

Andrea Petersen
Andrea Petersen
2 months ago

I need the recipe for this Teaches of Peaches drink…

Chronometric
Chronometric
2 months ago

I need the recipe for the Teaches of Peaches dancer.

Cheap Bastard
Cheap Bastard
2 months ago
Reply to  Chronometric

Equal parts massive ego and negligible self esteem.

Cheap Bastard
Cheap Bastard
2 months ago

That does look like good pizza

Col Lingus
Col Lingus
2 months ago
Reply to  Cheap Bastard

Fish on a pizza just reminds me that some people may have too much money?

MAX FRESH OFF
MAX FRESH OFF
2 months ago
Reply to  Col Lingus

Spago apparently serves pizza topped with the 50 million dollar tin of anchovies from Futurama.

Mouse
Mouse
2 months ago
Reply to  Col Lingus

‘meh. It’s basically a bagel and schmear and lox, but instead of the bagel, it’s pizza crust.

Totally not a robot
Totally not a robot
2 months ago

Jeezus. I feel like I need to seriously improve my social standing if I’m to continue visiting this automobile enthusiast’s publication.

Rad Barchetta
Rad Barchetta
2 months ago

I bought a $40 tux yesterday just to keep up.

Rollin Hand
Rollin Hand
2 months ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

Well, look at the fancy man!

Vic Vinegar
Vic Vinegar
2 months ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

No monocle? Nothing but a pleb!

NC Miata NA
NC Miata NA
2 months ago

The amount of content generated from Beau’s attempts to integrate David into high society could spawn an entirely new Galpin Media property.

Rollin Hand
Rollin Hand
2 months ago
Reply to  NC Miata NA

Quick, someone buy beauhasananeurysm.com.

Chewcudda
Chewcudda
2 months ago
Reply to  NC Miata NA

Basically, that one Three Stooges short wherein a society guy makes a bet with his friends he can turn the three idiots into civilized people. I recall that episode ends in a food fight.

LTDScott
LTDScott
2 months ago
Reply to  NC Miata NA

“Pimp My Rustbelter”

Gilbert Wham
Gilbert Wham
2 months ago
Reply to  NC Miata NA

I’m trying for a portmanteau of Pygmalion and something car related, but I got nuthin.

Scone Muncher
Scone Muncher
2 months ago
Reply to  Gilbert Wham

Pygmalionda? Pigmontiac? Pontmalion?

Manuel Verissimo
Manuel Verissimo
2 months ago
Reply to  Scone Muncher

Pugmalion, as in Peugeot

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
2 months ago

So, the Aztek got through, what, 20 years or so without a transmission cooler, yet on the eve of a business road trip, David decides to install one, which won’t actually be connected, but it’ll be there. Oh thank heavens, we haven’t completely lost the boy to gentrification! Either that or he plans on trailering a load of swag back from Monterey.

CRX89
CRX89
2 months ago
Reply to  Canopysaurus

It would appear the 4T65-E has begun doing 4T65-E things, the cooler might be an attempt to put off the inevitable. I could be wrong though. It will be entertaining either way.

Geoff Buchholz
Geoff Buchholz
2 months ago

I legit didn’t recognize Torch without his usual “hipster T-shirt and cargos” drag. Hope he’s feeling well.

Chronometric
Chronometric
2 months ago

The one thing I miss about corporate life — occasionally going to fantastic places and meeting interesting people. Oh and the marketing department expense accounts!

My rule for dining out with friends / new acquaintances:
Always order as if someone else is going to pay. Because they might!

SNL-LOL Jr
SNL-LOL Jr
2 months ago
Reply to  Chronometric

My family was of very modest means when I grew up and to this day I’m still averse to taking cabs or uber, because it’s too decadent.

But on the job? Bring it on! Once I took a $300, 100-mile uber trip because waiting for the train would have cost the client several times more.

Other People’s Money is the best money.

Lew Schiller
Lew Schiller
2 months ago
Reply to  SNL-LOL Jr

“Other People’s Money is the best money.”

A time honored, if not said out loud, political campaign slogan

Last edited 2 months ago by Lew Schiller
Chronometric
Chronometric
2 months ago
Reply to  SNL-LOL Jr

My racecar mechanic’s company is called OPM Autosports. I asked if that was so he could go racing with “Other People’s Money”. He says it is “Optimum Performance Machinery”. Yeah, right.

MaximillianMeen
MaximillianMeen
2 months ago
Reply to  Chronometric

Sure he wasn’t just an opium addict?

Data
Data
2 months ago
Reply to  SNL-LOL Jr

I love money. I love money more than the things it can buy. There’s only one thing I love more than money. You know what that is? OTHER PEOPLE’S MONEY.

–Danny DeVito as Lawrence Garfield

Buzz
Buzz
2 months ago

With all sincerity, this sounds like a perfect start to an extremely fun trip. Good luck!

Rad Barchetta
Rad Barchetta
2 months ago

“Nah, we’ll be fine” David insisted to all of us.

This does not bode well.

Totally not a robot
Totally not a robot
2 months ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

They’re probably stranded on the side of Highway 1 right now. Don’t worry, they’ll make it to Monterey but it’ll take some weird combination of repair ingenuity and dubious hitchhiking to a town that might have a store that hopefully has the exact obscure part that they need.

Dead Elvis, Inc.
Dead Elvis, Inc.
2 months ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

This does not bode well.

Not for them, maybe. But for us, the readership? Woo hoo!

SageWestyTulsa
SageWestyTulsa
2 months ago

Absolutely classic, although that Instagram video exposes far more of David’s naked chest than I’m comfortable with.

I was supposed to be arriving to meet friends at Laguna Seca today from OK, and it just didn’t work out this year. Glad I got to meet you guys while I was there last year, and am looking forward to living vicariously through more Car Week posts.

DialMforMiata
DialMforMiata
2 months ago
Reply to  SageWestyTulsa

He waxed it just for the video.

Jesus Chrysler drives a Dodge
Jesus Chrysler drives a Dodge
2 months ago
Reply to  DialMforMiata

Can’t unsee. Pass the eye bleach.

Mrbrown89
Mrbrown89
2 months ago

ACDelco value went up after this picture was posted, Motorcraft is jealous. Mopar was probably at waffle house.

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
2 months ago
Reply to  Mrbrown89

Q: does GM still call it AC Delco? Legitimately asking…I’m a Ford guy, so I’m surrounded by orange-red boxes, and I know Mopar, but GM’s stuff always seems less obvious to me.

Mrbrown89
Mrbrown89
2 months ago
Reply to  Jack Trade

They do, I just replaced a 12V battery with ACDelco printed big from the dealership, it was cheaper than autozone.

Luxx
Luxx
2 months ago
Reply to  Jack Trade

GM Parts Person here: yes they do still make ACDelco. The two main lines are GM Genuine Parts and ACDelco.

StillNotATony
StillNotATony
2 months ago

What? David didn’t wear his Facebook Marketplace tux? He paid $35 for that! I can’t believe he doesn’t wear it everywhere, just to get his money’s worth.

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
2 months ago
Reply to  StillNotATony

You mean the Tuxedo? I suspect it may be mandatory attire when living out of an Aztec.

Rollin Hand
Rollin Hand
2 months ago
Reply to  Jack Trade

There’s your clickbait image for the first article: David propping himself up on one elbow in the back of the Aztek, one of those peachy drinks in hand, wearing the tux and a come-hither smile.

Chronometric
Chronometric
2 months ago
Reply to  Rollin Hand

The internet is the wild west but some things are still considered crimes against humanity.

Rad Barchetta
Rad Barchetta
2 months ago
Reply to  Rollin Hand

Autopian Rule 34?

Gilbert Wham
Gilbert Wham
2 months ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

100%, all 5 doors, XXX Aztek action!

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