Have you ever seen a daily-driven Dodge Viper? I hadn’t either until yesterday when, in Santa Monica, California, I stumbled upon the roughest roadworthy supercar I’ve ever seen. Here’s a look at this beat-to-hell first-generation Dodge Viper, whose owner I have a deep respect for.
A major downside of supercars is that they’re typically too impractical and valuable to drive each day, which is a shame because they’re such a joy to whip around. The owner of this Dodge Viper that I spotted last night, though, clearly lives by their own rules, as the rough shape of the supercar makes it clear that this thing is a daily driver and not a garage queen.
I actually spotted this Viper shortly after seeing a mint condition 20-year-old Honda CR-V, leading me to wonder if I’m living in some kind of alternate universe. And an amazing alternate universe, because for years I have lamented how important, high-volume cars for the masses are rarely preserved while less culturally important sports cars that are awesome to drive are rarely driven.
The owner of this Viper gets it:
It’s a first-gen Viper that I spotted in a Santa Monica parking garage, and right away I noticed a bit of a “cateye” — the fiberglass hood had cracked in such a way that it appeared to add a little taper to the outside of one of the Viper’s headlights.
Those headlights, by the way, are thoroughly faded, and they don’t seem to fit quite right in their housings (which by the way, are surrounded by plenty of just-not-quite-right touch-up paint):
There was quite a bit of this not-quite-a-color-match touch-up paint, in part, because this Viper is covered in scrapes and bruises and cracks. And I mean covered:
The passenger’s side of the front bumper has been through some stuff, and much of the turn signal lens just isn’t present:
Here’s some not-quite-right touch-up paint on the front right “fender”:
Here are some scuffs that appear to be either from a black car’s bumper or from a tire:
The mirrors are thoroughly scratched:
The rear trunk lid has a big touched-up crack in it:
The passenger’s side exhaust appears to have hit something, with the surrounding black paint thoroughly scuffed:
And I’m not entirely sure what’s going on near the front of the driver’s side exhaust pipe — did it melt the surrounding trim? Is that what’s going on here? Why is all this white?
The paint’s clearcoat is peeling:
And each rather filthy wheel has had its fair share of curb run-ins:
Then there’s the interior, whose seats are covered in duct tape and whose speakers are missing their grilles:
This Viper, outfitted with dealer plates, is possibly the most amazing Viper I’ve ever seen. It’s actually being driven, like the car-gods intended. Is this owner probably having to make major compromises just to get around? Sure. There’s not a lot of room in a Viper. Is the vehicle worth a lot less than if it had been stored in a garage? Definitely.
But a garage queen is just artwork, and a daily driver is an actual car. Much respect to whoever this is who has decided they want their supercar to be an actual car.
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I mean, you could daily drive a car and still take care of it.
This is the same viper Jalopnik posted about years ago as “This Is The Grossest Grimiest Dodge Viper Ever“!
The pictures are gone from that article, but looks like some of the pics still live in this youtube video. Notice the folder on the center console here too! Wonder how many miles it’s rocking now, it was at 190k back then.
https://youtu.be/X5UKAAXwLCs?si=s4tOT2hoG62XJ8_y
Unbelievably based to daily this, mega cringe for not taking better care of it
Oh what a small world! I thought this looked familiar. This is the same viper Matt Farrah found 6 years ago that used to be street parked in his old neighborhood.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bj2R-jBFy-d/?igsh=MWY3anB6NzNvODFpeQ==
There’s no need to wonder, with a little editing the truth is right there: “When, in Santa Monica, California. . .I’m living in some kind of alternate universe.”
Wonder if he is the one who bought that “ordered by mistake” viper v10 engine on BaT yesterday
And those shitty side windows are the reminder that the first-gen didn’t have real windows.
I sincerely hope you left a note asking the owner to call you so you could get the full story.
I’ve had a daily all my driving life and none of them have gotten this bad. Don’t neglect your vipers like this, it’s tantamount to abuse.
Have I got an engine for you!
Interesting how “daily driven” means “crashed and neglected” in the US.
Makes no sense for this Viper to be so totally f**ked up while similarly aged cars with similar usage are not.
As I said on Insta, that looks worse than the one they pulled down from the dealership sign which was filled with bird nests and bird shit
I like this more than I should
It’s not just a matter of being daily driven, it’s being daily driven in a place with arguably the WORST traffic in North America…
How are there no Joe Dirt references here?
Hank Moody’s 964 Porsche in Californication came to mind for me