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Using Dan Ackroyd’s voice: “And now, I shall arrange myself in various poses as to arouse your primal desire. I’m David Tracy, male prostitute.”
Here, I can translate for the less worldly among you:
qv – Quattrovalvole; as someone else noted, definitely in line with Adrian’s Mondial fetish
hh – hemi hunter
bb – Bangle butts
bbj – Brembo brake job
daty – d**ned automatic transmissions, yo
fetish friendly – all things taillight related; this is most assuredly Jason’s department
gfe – ghastly fuel economy
Escort Alligator – one of the clips holding my Ford together
As always, Goth Uncle Adrian is the best.
Well jeez, now I want to go to Pebble Beach!
Just another Midwesterner trying to make it big in LA and eventually falling victim to the big city.
one star, brought spaghetti into the shower.
Someone has GOT to be into this, right?
Rule 34 amigo
It’s all in the marketing.
“Dinner date: $200. Spaghetti Shower: $450″
Just you my man!
Thank you, David,et al. I really needed a laugh this afternoon, and y’all provided a most excellent opportunity. I’ve no idea what most of that meant, and I’m NOT Googling it. But my mental image of David’s face on discovery of that ad (think cartoonish eye-popping) will keep me chuckling for days. Thank you again!
David the Midnight Cowboy?
Everybody’s textin’ at me
I don’t like a word they’re sayin’
Rather have calicos on my mind
Perverts scrollin’ , starin’
Don’t understand these places
Oh my, I should wash my eyes
I wish work let me do this kind of research on my work computer. 🙁
Shamefully, I’d be a QV for sure. 😀
(Note that I have never even been in a strip club, let alone purveyed an escort)
It’s alright, brother, we won’t tell mommy you strayed.
Amusingly, she wouldn’t care. She might be amused though.
Being an homme du monde I think I know what ALL those abbreviations mean.
“Quattrovalvole”
WOW, We need a merch based on this conversation. Maybe the next membership swag?
Clear heels with an Autopian logo over both toes.
Little matchbox car in each heel.
So that’s what the Autopian RV is for!
I think that mama cat is getting back at you for stealing her precious kittens.
Remember, if you Yom your Kippur too much, you’ll go blind.
David
You don’t have to put out the red light
Those days are over
You don’t have to sell you body to the night
This must be a prostitution Sting – someone called The Police!
Please. No noise complaints. We’re just getting tantric.
Oh thank god you’re here.
I spent half my Sunday on a silly little road trip in my Mazda to my favorite burger shack on the planet.
My wife came along. Our dogs nestled comfortably into the back seats of the coupe.
We ate our burgers and fries on a picnic bench in a park overlooking the river. Then walked our dogs along the trails intertwined with the river banks as the sun set in its opaque silence.
That sounds adorable! What are you doing back here?
Checking and giving myself notifications to check later.
Why? That sounds like a great day.
Get out of here!
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!
What’s up with the old movie quote there? Are you OK?
What is that from?
Godfather three I think. Never seen em so I’m not sure.
You’ve never seen The Godfather?!
Nope, and I don’t care to.
Fair.. it’s actually quite a boring movie.
Everyone’s a critic these days.
I thought we were supposed to leave this planet for no raisin…
?
Right behind you.
We thought it was Jason who put out the red light.
I’m not saying you deserve this kind of attention David, but you did just advertise your services to people who to get down and dirty…
https://www.theautopian.com/learn-how-to-off-road-with-the-autopian-at-detroit-4fest-next-month/
We’re always experimenting with innovative new revenue streams here at The Autopian!
COTD!!
I think the Atlantic beat you to this one.
Sidenote: I busted out laughing at Adrian’s kitten comment just as my boss at my day job walked in, so I had to explain to him what was so funny…
How well did that go? 🙂
Same. I’m curious.
He just shook his head. Not much rattles him.
I guess that’s a pretty good outcome. It could have been a lot worse.
WOW, you gave your card to someone that works at the ole lighting site?
Adrian came up with some good ones LOL
Let me help you out:
bb – big bumpers
bbj – bad boy jeep
daty – duelly all-terrain yaris
fetish friendly – taillights, door handles, gearshifts, and hood ornaments
gfe – golden ford experience
I would like to see an article about that daty
I’m thinking I’m a lucky person for not knowing what any of that stuff means. The rule about “no gfe” probably doesn’t mean “no Government Furnished Equipment”. 😐
And re: Adrian’s comment: I’m going to assume a “feral kitten” actually is an unsocialized feline and not a euphemism for anything. 🙂
David are you available for 24h LM? I want to W124, TRD, SS and E39.
Now you’re speaking my language!
“…are you available for 24h LM?”
Sometimes it pays to advertise:
https://www.murileemartin.com/UG/LWA12/LWA12-UG-077.jpg
This guy knows
Just
Employ
Every
Prostitute
It gives new meaning to those spare tire covers that say “If you can read this, flip me over”.
I guess David wasn’t aware of all the perks being offered to Velour and Rich Corinthian Leather members.
Sorry man, we all thought you were into it. I’m not gonna ask for a refund, but I can’t say I’m not disappointed.
I dunno what’s better.. one star, got my underwear all rusty and fell asleep on me! or one star, wouldn’t stop talking about Jeeps!
Great way to start my Friday.