It’s always a bad day when you come back to your car only to find out that someone’s bumped into your beloved ride. The blow can be softened when that person writes an apology letter, but what if that letter is in some non-standard form?
Allegedly, someone hit a parked car and wrote an apology letter, but they didn’t use a pen and paper. Instead, they used a slice of bread and maybe a marker. Now, we have no idea if this actually happened, but the thought is equal parts hilarious and sad. But you know what’s uplifting? An Autopian pun thread!
Take it away Mechjaz!
At least they sort of tried to do the rye thing?
Sid Bridge also delivered:
It’s a wonder this guy stopped loafing around and left such a rye message anyway. Hopefully the victim has a lawyer capable of pumping for nickels at an adequate rate. I admire the idea of a bio-degradable message system. It’s clearly the greatest thing since… um, since…
A. Barth tossed a bagel into the ring:
someone confronted with a note written on bread might be so baffled that they forget some other basic things like the damage to their car
FWIW I’d already forgotten about the car ????
We could dig into the tortilla discussion a lot more but I think it would turn out to be a circular argument.
Dodsworth gets an honorable mention:
I would expect a note written on a piece of bread to just say, “I hit your car. Eat me.”
Okay, that might actually brighten my day a little, before I remember I still have to fix my car.
This morning, Lewin wrote about how a Ford F-150 managed to drive part of the way up a telephone pole’s guy wires. The whole situation is baffling, but at least the poor man got to drive home after all of that embarrassment. Canopysaurus made the perfect response:
Didn’t know F150s were drive-by-wire.
Rippstik also wrote a banger:
Things are really looking up for this guy.
Nick Fortes also put in some work:
I get up and nothin gets me down
Built Ford Tough, its the toughest around
Can’t you see me hanging here
just waiting for the wrecker machine?
This ain’t the worst that you seen,
Can’t you see what I mean?Might as well Jump.
We’ll round things out with Library of Context:
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Thanks for the laughs, everyone! Have a great night.
Woohoo! *does happy dance*
I’m glad this is a place where terrible dad-like jokes are appreciated. 😀
There was a band named Bread and when we were kids we would say “What?! There’s a band named Bread?” and then in the car Mom would say “if you don’t behave, I’m gonna play Bread!” What a threat- of course we behaved after that, ha ha
I still can’t believe there was a band named BREAD, and especially that Mom actually liked them!
Ugh. Hippie make-out music at its worst. My mom used to listen to that too.
+1, especially for the contributions by Sid Bridge and Library of Context.
Golf clap for the Jump reference, most excellent.
Woah! First COTD! I’m honored.
I’ll take it. Thanks!