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Make new stickers, that’s graphics, get Torch involved.
Swap IGX for JFK, good old Horace Williams, it might break even for $45.
Maybe it is not a Taxi, it’s a mobile venue for tail light discussion and a non-profit.
There is this to whom it may concern envelope.
It is an undercover vehicle part of an operation that can’t be discussed at this time. The Torchinski fellow is deeply involved, do not apprehend.
WTF actually is “handling salmon in a suspicious way?” Does that mean you’re obviously enjoying it too much? If so, I’m guilty of that at least a couple times a month.
Ah, I see (thanks for the wiki link) that it means being in possession of salmon that comes from a suspicious (i.e.: perhaps illegal) source. Like 98% of the salmon I’ve ever consumed comes from the grocery store (Trader Joe’s, etc…) so that’s probably not an issue.
Still, the over-the-hill-revolutionary in me want to scream ‘FUCK THE SALMON POLICE” even though I’m actually 100% in favor of sustainable fishery policy.
Pretty sure either sex with or failing to store it at proper temperature. I put sex first for a reason
I thought he lived it a quarter-mile at a time. Maybe that was someone else.
But with the changali a quarter mile is like 3 months.
I think we all do, it’s just that the vast majority will never admit it, and not always without good reason.
https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/6611240-three-felonies-a-day
Regular people are boring. That has its pluses and minuses.
I’m no stranger to this with regard to my own parents…
Glad Torch is still alive and kicking and creating chaos! I look forward to reading about the taxi cab adventures.
Is there anything in the local area with the initials JFK? Like maybe he opens a store called “Jason’s Fascinating Knickknacks”? Jason could make a lot of cash driving people there and try to sell overpriced cruft. Gotta keep up the hustle in this economy!
Screw it just don’t stop or show up then they think you are a real cab company.
It seems about time for a bail fund to be set up. Use the next membership drive to fund Jason’s future release.
The fact that he had the CALL 911 lights on and nobody did absolutely does not surprise me.
It would be worth it to pay $45 and get to drive around with Jason for a while. Even if we ended up in a jail cell.
I think Jason would end up in jail and I wonder if he would think riding around with you was worth it?
If you hire me, I promise to get arrested within 48 hours.
Are you extending this offer just to The Autopian or in general?
For everything except cocaine mule because I’m stealing it before I get caught.