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Let’s Celebrate 991 Members And Also The Launch Of *Comment Notifications*

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Alas, I promised front page comment notifications so long ago everyone still thought the Yankees and the Mets had a chance this year. Due to various, overlapping, and perplexing issues it’s been delayed. Fear not! It’s here. Also, we have 991 members, which is a fun number. You know what’s a better number? 1,000, which was our campaign goal for our summer membership drive that ends at the end of the month.

I point this out because a few of you, understandably, mentioned that you weren’t going to subscribe until we got reply notifications. We have them. BECOME A MEMBER HERE (please). Check them out:

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Commenters Notifications

It’s a little bell at the top of the page and it gives you a notice if people react to anything you do in almost every way. We’re still tweaking it and I’m open to suggestions on how to improve. Right now they show up in the little hamburger bar on mobile which isn’t ideal, but at least it functions.

Also I love this photo. I didn’t take any of the Millionth 911 photos but I did the permitting for that shoot (I think Marc Urbano did all the photos). It was a fun shoot for the release of the Porsche 991. Let’s see if we can get to at least 997 tonight!

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Thanks you all so much for your support! Please hit us with any feedback — about notifications or about the site in general — in the comments. We’re always listening.

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No Kids, Just Bikes
No Kids, Just Bikes
1 year ago

I have a login issue with becoming a member. Most of my online browsing time is spent on my work computer; when I am logged off I rarely want to get back online on a personal machine. This presents a problem with Autopian membership because my personal email accounts are blocked on my work network. Without access to my personal email I can’t login to this site, and therefore I can’t really participate even if I were a paying member.

David Puckett
David Puckett
1 year ago

Agree. This “wait for a sign in link” is amateurish. Autopian guys, Please just go to a login ID and password sign on like, I don’t know, 99.9% of the known internet.

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago

Two things I’m not a huge fan of:

  1. Sound. NO! No sound. No to sound. I’d imagine people who have normal jobs might be stealthily browsing at their desks or on the toilet, so sound when you don’t expect it is always going to be a hard no from me.
  2. The animation is really distracting. I can scroll past GIFs on the page to focus on what I’m reading, but a little dingaling in the header of the page is kinda distracting.
Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago
Reply to  Stef Schrader

AUGHH IT STAYS ANIMATED FOR A COUPLE SECONDS AFTER YOU MARK ALL NOTIFICATIONS AS READ MAKE IT STOP

(Suggestion number three: It’d be nice if it auto-marked notifications as read as soon as you click on them, too.)

Last edited 1 year ago by Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago
Reply to  Stef Schrader

Oh, and while I’m making suggestions:

  1. Maybe giftable subscriptions? That’s yoinking a feature from Defector, but it’s a cool one to support the site and support other regulars who are Going Through It and might wanna access the additional posts.
  2. Maybe image comments? I guess that could be a subscriber-only feature if you’re nervous about getting bombarded by gross pics, or limited to certain blogs (Wrenching Wednesday, maybe?) if you’re nervous about copyrighted material. I think this is a small/well-behaved enough bunch to trust it as a general-release feature, though.
Jayson Elliot
Jayson Elliot
9 months ago
Reply to  Stef Schrader

It’s still doing it. I can’t delete the notifications, they don’t go away when I’ve read them, and it keeps jiggling its little animation right in my peripheral vision the whole time. If I can ever get this to go away, I may never comment again just to be safe.

Oh no, I’ve commented…

Jakob K's Garage
Jakob K's Garage
1 year ago

Yeah, could that bell thing just do it’s animation ONE time (per day preferably) ?

Scott
Scott
1 year ago

That’s a very nice green on that Porsche tooling past the Guggenheim.

121gwats
121gwats
1 year ago

This on the same day that back on that other J site, they removed the twitter login so now I’ve lost my screen name AND I’m back in the greys. Not that I visited them more than once a week anyways, but thats the last straw. I’m not mad so much as I am disappointed.

Cryptoenologist
Cryptoenologist
1 year ago
Reply to  121gwats

I used to be a starred commenter over there and then after the great rifting and herbing somehow I never got back out of the greys.

121gwats
121gwats
1 year ago

I’m not even sure what the idea was with the greys, it just pissed a lot of readers off. They initially said it was to prevent porn from being posted, I guess that used to be a problem? They had no system for vetting, just random approvals. Weirdest system ever.

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago
Reply to  121gwats

It was to prevent porn from being posted. Some assholes decides to terrorize Jez with some truly horrifying image posts, and the greys were the workaround to prevent it from automatically showing up.

It fell on the site staff to pop folks out of the greys, and sadly, that was around a lot of other higher-priority duties (writing, editing, making sure there was a site to comment on—the basics!). I wished we had someone whose job was just comment moderation for that reason, but I’d imagine that’s a hard position to justify when budgets keep slimming down due to ever-worsening network/corporate-level management who failed to understand the actual value of anything they purchased.

tl;dr—don’t blame los jalops! Most of us valued the hell out of having an active, engaged comment section and realized it was one of the site’s biggest strengths.

Last edited 1 year ago by Stef Schrader
121gwats
121gwats
1 year ago
Reply to  Stef Schrader

You were the one who freed me from the greys, coincidentally. I remember it well. I asked on a Friday “ask me anything” post what the point was and how you get out of them, and after answering my question you commented something to the effect of “you seem harmless enough”. It was a major milestone in my life 🙂

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago
Reply to  121gwats

Hooray for being mostly harmless! Glad I could help.

121gwats
121gwats
1 year ago
Reply to  Stef Schrader

Mostly, lol 🙂

121gwats
121gwats
1 year ago
Reply to  Stef Schrader

I apologize if I sounded like I blamed the staff, it sounds like they were bombarded early on with porn-bots, and did what they could to keep everything online whilst operating withing the confines of Kinja. I just wonder how antiquated that threat is, I dont see much of an issue on most other car sites.

Side note: If I ever run into you at a bar, drinks on me so I can get the good gossip about the inner workings of Jalopnik, then and now. Great site, amazing community, terrible Herbs.

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago
Reply to  121gwats

Hehe. All good. I didn’t take it personally—I figure folks want to know what happened! A lot of folks missed why the greys were still around years after the initial roll-out.

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

Oh NO. I didn’t remember that part! Ugh, people are buttholes.

Cryptoenologist
Cryptoenologist
1 year ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

What’s up with our full names suddenly appearing on comments? I don’t have anything to hide, but I do feel slightly doxxed that it happened with no prompt. It feels especially exposing for those of us who have very unique names.

BigThingsComin
BigThingsComin
1 year ago
Reply to  Stef Schrader

You also lifted me out of the grays when I was a frustrated junior commenter. I think I made you laugh at a Parsh joke.

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago
Reply to  BigThingsComin

I always reward GOOD PARSH.

Vetatur Fumare
Vetatur Fumare
1 year ago

That happened to me, too. A few weeks ago I finally decided to stop even swinging by there any more, and then of course I was suddenly and inexplicably lifted from the sea of grays. Most peculiar.

ADDvanced
ADDvanced
1 year ago

It was a good ole boys club.

EXL500
EXL500
1 year ago
Reply to  121gwats

I’m in the black on my phone and gray on my laptop. This is particularly frustrating, because getting the comments to open on the phone is often nigh impossible.

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago
Reply to  121gwats

That’s a weird one where I don’t know which herb to blame: Herbfeller for breaking the website, or Astro-Herb for breaking and/or announcing exorbitant fees for Twitter’s API.

I transferred mine to a Facebook login as soon as Twitter (you can’t pay me to call it “X”—*I’m* not the reason that dumpster fire is ex-tremely divorced) started going down the toilet. I hate to see all the Twitter-login accounts get nuked. Is there a new Ernie (Kinja’s former butt-saver) who could help you recover your account? Maybe try the Kinja Helpdesk page if it’s still working? (I think that was help.kinja.com, but it doesn’t seem to exist. Not promising!)

Last edited 1 year ago by Stef Schrader
121gwats
121gwats
1 year ago
Reply to  Stef Schrader

I appreciate the help, I’ll give it a try but I’d rather just focus my energy here.

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago
Reply to  121gwats

Yeeeeeah. I get it. 🙁 Jalopnik is littered with “-old” (IIRC) usernames from the ancient, ancient migration over to its current commenting system, too. Sometimes it’s just easier to move on or start over.

Urambo Tauro
Urambo Tauro
1 year ago

Ive_been_looking_forward_to_this.jpg!

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
1 year ago

Whelp! The notification thing worked for me … Once. Now it shows I have notifications, but when I click on them, the menu just collapses and shows me nothin’ :/

That said, it worked long enough to get my membership money. I am a man of my word!

Now fix it please! 🙂

R53forfun
R53forfun
1 year ago
Reply to  Shop-Teacher

Promise I’m not stalking you 🙂 but I came back to this article again this morning to see if anyone had responded to my earlier comment to your earlier comment and they had, but I did NOT receive any notifications about that. Then I saw this comment and thought I’d chime in again.

So, like you, the notification worked just once.

Agree this bug needs fixing.

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
1 year ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

No, I get the notification. But on mobile, when I click on them, it just collapses the burger menu instead of letting me see the actual notifications.

Last edited 1 year ago by Shop-Teacher
Ottomottopean
Ottomottopean
1 year ago
Reply to  Shop-Teacher

Do you use an ad blocker or pop up blocker? I whitelisted the site on mine and it works. The notification list appears as a small pop up in the screen so that might be affecting things for you.

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
1 year ago
Reply to  Ottomottopean

Nope, no ad or pop up blocker. Just stock chrome on stock Android. I’m a bit of a Luddite.

R53forfun
R53forfun
1 year ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

I cleared cache/cookies and tried again and no additional notifications were received.

I’m on mobile android btw.

Last edited 1 year ago by R53forfun
R53forfun
R53forfun
1 year ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

Tried that, didn’t help, sorry.

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
1 year ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

I tried clearing cache and cookies. It makes no difference. I can SEE the notifications on either desktop or mobile, but I can only actually access the notifications on desktop.

EvilFacelessTurtle
EvilFacelessTurtle
2 months ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

I clicked on the first of three notifications, but once it brought me to that reply, the other two notifications were gone. Now the dropdown just says “no new notifications” even though I didn’t click on the other two.

Tristan Hixon
Tristan Hixon
1 year ago

On mobile, put search at the top of the burger menu and replace it with notifications when someone is logged in, otherwise have it appear as it does now. Relatively easy to do with CSS.

Pancakeman!
Pancakeman!
1 year ago

991 members, that’s great. And trying to get to 1000… it sounds like David is doing “whatever it takes” to get there but what about the rest of the team?

Adrian Clarke
Adrian Clarke
1 year ago
Reply to  Pancakeman!

We’re just sitting around flicking playing cards into a top hat.

Last edited 1 year ago by Adrian Clarke
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

I can’t stop laughing, re-reading, laughing again.
Simple, well crafted comedy gold.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

The imagery it evokes is hilarious.
(…just lounging around bored in an under lit basement on awful used furniture together. Tossing cards at a hat on the floor with zero enthusiasm or effort. There may or may not be a haze of smoke in the air. Two shoeless feet, one with a sock, one naked propped up on a snack spattered armrest…)

It’s the curt delivery that really gives it wings.

Specifying that it’s a top hat is the chef’s kiss.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

There’s a shortage of perfect jokes in this world. It would be a pity to deconstruct his.

Double Wide Harvey Park
Double Wide Harvey Park
1 year ago

First off: this is the best, most enjoyable car site. Hands down. Wuv you.

But we need to do something about the comments.

“Delete all” notifications doesn’t work unless you manually mark each of them as read. They don’t mark themselves as read when you click on them. If your funny shitpost about DT’s jeeps strikes a chord and gets 30 lols, you have 30 useless notifications to mark as read one at a time.

“So and so upvoted your comment” isn’t useful. At least show the title of the article where your upvoted comment appears. There’s no way to quickly see if you have one comment that’s particularly funny and 50 people are upvoting it (that’s 50 notifications, too), or 50 comments that people found interesting that you may want to go back to and have a conversation with them.

Telling you who upvoted your comment violates the social contract. I am going to stop upvoting because I don’t want some strange admirer to start stalking me or DoSing my notification menu.

Y’all need a better tech team, this comment system has been a sad bag since inception, and it completely lacks basics that would drive engagement through the monroof, like view replies to my comments, ignore some commenters, view the articles I’ve commented on, view reactions I’ve received, etc. Stuff that’s literally been standard in forum software for over 15 years.

Also what’s up with displaying people’s real names instead of screen names?

Shit I’d help you manage the tech stuff for free. Just ask.

Last edited 1 year ago by Double Wide Harvey Park
Mike
Mike
1 year ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

Yeah… I had to fix my username too.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

I can see how it might creep some folks out. Especially if one weirdo is following you around the forum upvoting every thing you say. Giving off strong stalker energy.
Not that I’d do that.

It could happen though.

Double Wide Harvey Park
Double Wide Harvey Park
1 year ago

Who would do such a thing

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

I’m on to you.

Double Wide Harvey Park
Double Wide Harvey Park
1 year ago

You’re not kidding

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago

{ Stef upvoted this for the WEIRD }

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  Stef Schrader

{ Nic.. I mean Phantom Something Something upvoted this for the recognition of the weird }

And as a me-monster brained one-upper I will now devote the next few days of my existence to scrolling through the archives in search of all your previous comments in order to give them all an upvote. Well.. all but one. You’ll see.

*scrolling and staring scrolling and star-ing, paying no mind to the long ashes growing and falling off my cigarettes*

If I want to get real weird about it I can take it all in and probably figure out one of your biggest fears and use it against you later in an internet argument.

Or maybe I’ve already done all of this, Stef.

*hides a sugar cube somewhere in a Porsche somewhere *

(Oh, thank goodness the upvote notifications are turned off. Nevermind. None of what I just said will be necessary now.)

Last edited 1 year ago by Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago

THAT’S HOW YOU GET ANTS!!!

Vetatur Fumare
Vetatur Fumare
1 year ago
Reply to  Stef Schrader

I feel that the reply notification is spurring a lot of additional activity – not completely unexpected. Too bad most of it is absolute nonsense. 🙂

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  Vetatur Fumare

Absolute nonsense eh?
I’m just playing the long game with a stupid joke here.
The punch line is yet to come.
It’s gonna take days to get there.
Your never gonna get it.

Last edited 1 year ago by Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Vetatur Fumare
Vetatur Fumare
1 year ago

Great, now I am afeared to look at my notifications.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  Vetatur Fumare

How’s it goin?

ADDvanced
ADDvanced
1 year ago
Reply to  Stef Schrader

upvote for archer ref

Double Wide Harvey Park
Double Wide Harvey Park
1 year ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

<3

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

Heh, I’m surprised how this weirds some folks out. Defector has it as a drop-down under each comment (visible just to you if you browse your past comments, not public or a notification) and some folks just don’t wanna know. It’s funny.

Defenestrator
Defenestrator
1 year ago
Reply to  Stef Schrader

Facebook shows you of course, and Xenforo I think does (or maybe just some plugins). Same with TheDrive’s system and good old Disqus. Reddit doesn’t, but overall I’d call it more common than not.

Rafael
Rafael
1 year ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

Is it possible to make it optional, like the “read notification” check on WhatsApp? That is, if you disable being seen as an upvoter, you also won’t see upvoters? This might solve the issue and still allow someone to se “so and so upvoted you, along with 30 other anonymous upvoters”

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago

Harvey,
Click on ‘Account’ in the upper right(at least, on my tablet-I’m not sure where on a mobile). Top line I see is ‘Name and email’ Edit that name to reflect the screen name you wish to show, and you’re back to anonymity.

—I’m hoping you’ll click through the notifications to find this rather than have to scroll feverishly back through the comments, and a) find this, b) be somewhat mollified that they are at least trying to resolve our complaints. Hope this helps

{ignore following as background if you wish as I do go on} I stumbled in here about 2 weeks before it went live: had clicked on Jalopnik for the first time in a year or so (because a) almost unusable with all the popups & autoplays b) the content had degenerated immensely-plus the way they had treated their writers), and read that DT & JT had/were leaving. Searched, and found this site. Bare bones, but promising a format and friendly usability akin to early Gizmodo. Excited, I lurked, then occasionally commented. Lots of glitches, but no one cared: we all really wanted this to work!

There’s some really good posts from those first few months! We got to watch as people came on board and the tone here firmed up, as well as the scope broadened (Hi, Mercedes, Huibert, Bishop, Adrian!). I encourage anyone to go back and read the early stuff as I’ve done while sick one weekend.

Now, with a million or more clicks each month, it’s not as personal & in-the-know feeling, but the quality (to me, at least) hasn’t fallen a bit—actually, with broadening scope, I think we get more. Certainly wider coverage. With that, not everything will appeal to everyone, but I think 80% or more will appeal to most enthusiasts. They have to be broad to have enough readership & membership to become self-supporting.

(deep breath…) The site is unabashedly to the left of center: that should be crystal clear. But, I, personally, don’t feel any articles are pushing any particular political stance here. Inclusion is important. We’re all enthusiasts of one stripe or another. We have commenters who have cars costing many times my annual income-and others who can’t afford $10/month for membership. That’s important! This is about cars-and planes, and trains, and RVs —as well as velocomobiles & microcars occasionally. With such broad coverage comes enthusiasts spanning a broad spectrum of views. I think that’s important, too: echo chambers do no one any good. The thing is, we can express ourselves without dismissing others-or dumping on them. My personal takeaway after going too far in comments on one article is to be kind or stfu.

The above is my personal perspective and I didn’t mean to meander that far away from my point, so I’ll take my own advice and stop. A head full of snot impairs my ability to think & express myself

tl:dr: everything here may not be for everyone, but there’s lots for most enthusiasts. The place is still new—and they’re working on it. Be patient. Be nice, or keep it to yourself, please.

peace

Last edited 1 year ago by TOSSABL
Jack Trade
Jack Trade
1 year ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

I think of my subscription as similar to subscribing to an oldschool car magazine, except here, it’s in the mailbox every single day, and I get to talk to other readers and even the authors instead of just sitting there thinking “no way…I don’t care what anyone says, cars need MORE tape stripes already!”

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago
Reply to  Jack Trade

That’s a great way to put it!
The engagement is great-like a forum, but the breadth of enthusiasts is way wider: we’re not limited to a single brand or make

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
1 year ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

You and me both on that. It’s exactly what drew me to the old site, back in the day – the true enthusiasm at its broadest sense. I was sick of fan boy forums, etc.

And then when it went down the tubes (I’d long ago given up commenting), I figured that was it. And then Autopian popped up. Made my year and it’s been wonderful getting everyone’s experience, knowledge, rants, and just community around a shared love of vehicles and what they represent to us.

As you insinuate, it feels a lot, still, like internet 1.0 around here, and I’ve missed that in a big way.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago
Reply to  Jack Trade

(head nodding)
-I’m actually back reading the 2nd page ever posted here. I’d forgotten many of those articles-like the ‘Face Fell Off’ designer one. Got a head full of snot & cold meds, so stuff I don’t have to pay much attention to is perfect. And you’re right about the net 1.0 feel—almost reminds me of Usenet days.

Times change-many blogs have gone to podcast now, but I still enjoy reading primarily. And you can’t beat the reader engagement.

Double Wide Harvey Park
Double Wide Harvey Park
1 year ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

I have the same experience as you–I was an early reader and love the high quality content. I just want them to succeed, and having done this sort of thing for 20+ years, I’m just flummoxed as to why the comment system is so behind and depriving them of potential repeat visitors and other engagement.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago

I’m sick-full of snot-and not functioning correctly today.
So, want to state that only the first 2 paragraphs were actually in reply to you—much of the rest a response to some angry stuff I’d seen over the last few days. A lot of it from commenters I didn’t recognize. Please don’t take the rest as criticism of you in particular.

Double Wide Harvey Park
Double Wide Harvey Park
1 year ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

No problem at all, I didn’t take it that way and agree with it in any case. Feel better soon.

David Tracy
David Tracy
1 year ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

Glad you’re enjoying it!

We’re only going to improve as time goes on.

As for politics, from day one I made it clear that this is a place for everyone of every political affiliation. This was an issue with the old site, and we’re not going down that same road.

It’s important to me to allow writers to display their voice, and to respect science, so it’s never going to seem perfectly apolitical, but we do our best.

Everyone is welcome here, so long as we’re all civil.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago
Reply to  David Tracy

I am. I even evangelize about this site-will do so tomorrow at a Cars & Coffee. Sport a hat & shirt at them always.
Definitely appreciate your work here-not just the articles.

David Tracy
David Tracy
1 year ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

Also, the truth is: This site was built on a bit of a shoestring budget using a company that has only ever built car-dealership websites.

Jason literally sketched the site on his iPad and presented it to the web team and said “Please make this.” He provided all the main graphics you see here. It literally was Jason, me, and Beau/Beau’s team at first trying to figure out how to build a media company using car-dealership resources.

It was honestly wild.

David Tracy
David Tracy
1 year ago
Reply to  David Tracy

(That is to say say: We realize we’ve got a ways to go before the user interface is perfect!).

Goose
Goose
1 year ago
Reply to  David Tracy

How can we request collapsible comments? Some chains can be hard to follow as you sort though the comments and it would be easier to follow specific paths if you could collapse ones a user doesn’t care about.

Last edited 1 year ago by Goose
Double Wide Harvey Park
Double Wide Harvey Park
1 year ago
Reply to  David Tracy

> This site was built on a bit of a shoestring budget using a company that has only ever built car-dealership websites.

Wow, OK, thanks for the context!

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  David Tracy

“The Autopian exists to serve the car enthusiast community by creating content that informs and entertains, while celebrating the unifying quality of automobiles.”

Still holds up.

You can’t predict or guard against all outside forces and factors.
Human communities will always be chaotic, even at their best.

It must be difficult to maintain the integrity of that mission statement in a venture like this these days. With so many confounding variables .
Yet somehow y’all are pulling it off.
So far.

Hats off to the whole team.
(So long as they don’t just sit around flicking cards into it (hahaha I’m still laughing at that one)).

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

“If your funny shitpost about DT’s jeeps strikes a chord and gets 30 lols, you have 30 useless notifications to mark as read one at a time.”

Weird humble brag Harvey.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago

Glad your still here, so I can ask: what breed is the dog pictured there?
I ask because, other than the eye-outline coloration, it looks a lot like my unknown mutt that I’ve never figured out.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

Murphy?
She’s a chorkie.
Sweetest dog on the planet.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago

Thanks!
Percy (Scruffy Boy) was supposedly a long-haired Mexican Blue Chihuahua, but the only pics I can find looking like him were searching ‘Mexican Blue Chihuahua Chinese Crested Mix’
Sadly, as an abused, 3-legged rescue, he’s not sweet—but a Good Dog nonetheless

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

Murphy (Brillo Bear) was a rescue too. Glad I managed to get her out of that burning building.
She’s a friend to all.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago

Wait: out of a burning building?
Got a story to share there?
-even if not a dramatic last-second dodging-falling-timbers, tale, still a nice footnote!

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

Sadly no. It’s just a dumb joke that comes to mind when I refer to her as a rescue.
I had to dive in the ocean and save my other dog from drifting out to sea in a terrible storm though.

Last edited 1 year ago by Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

Upon further inspection, no thanks. I’m out. I’m way too obsessive to deal with this in my life.

Love y’all. It’s been fun.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

Too obsessive?
Like there’s a moderate level of obsession?

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

Here’s a notification you sexy beast!

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

Wow?! Right back at ya cowboy.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

Are we done here?

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

Yeah. You wanna get out of here, cruise down the coast in whatever

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

Sounds nice. Can you put your phone down for two fucking seconds.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

Oh baby! I can put it down for days!

Double Wide Harvey Park
Double Wide Harvey Park
1 year ago

Bruh

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

* whatever?

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

Wake up!

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

Wake up
Grab a brush and put a little make-up
Hide the scars to fade away the shake-up (hide the scars to fade away the-)

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

Note to self: Never visit the internet again.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

Why are you aggrandizing this?

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

“aggrandizing”?
Do you even know what you’re talking about?!

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

Whatever man.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

You know what would be cool?

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

Yes… If we left this planet for no raisin.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

Hahaha!

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

I’m fuckin confused here.
How does any of this matter?

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

Oh?… none of it does. Your comments are but a grain of salt in a can of Nalley Chili.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

Wow! How poetic!!

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

I guess we end on that then?
Unless you have some other smart aleck bullshit to say?

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

Oh.. I’ve got smart aleck bullshit for days.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

Of course you do.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

This is getting weird.
We’re done here.

David Smith
David Smith
1 year ago

You kind of asked for it.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  David Smith

I didn’t ask for any of this. It just keeps happening. It’s very addictive and time consuming. Like smoking or a morphinan opioid substance.

Last edited 1 year ago by Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  David Smith

Did not!

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago

Oh, c’mon, Phantom!
Don’t quit this place: you leave some fantastic comments sometimes. No one has a perfect batting average(looks at own comments).

seriously: your poetry the other day freakin sparkled!

take a break(I did a few weeks back) and come back refreshed

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

Thanks. That’s kind of you. But..
Dopamine is a cruel mistress to certain personality types.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago

With you, man
There’s been times I’ve caught myself obsessively scrolling and had to put the device down, pick up an old, paper book and go sit on the porch to read it.
Sometimes it helps me to go do a task I’m competent at: that bring my comfort level back up.
We all imperfect humans here

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

Book reader huh?
I’m half way through “The Chaos Machine” right now.
Perhaps it’s having an impact on my current mindset.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago

Obsessive reader here.
Funny you mention impact on mindset: 3’ from me is Ruins of the Reich on the shelf where I put books in Time Out when they get to me. Been there almost 2 years now. It’s about the mess Germany was in post WW2, and reading it got to me so bad I put it down 3/4 through. About time I put it in one of those little free libraries that popped up during Covid: it’s just too damn grim.

Most books I put down I end up finishing, but I’ve found over the decades that not finishing a book is not a personal flaw if I don’t like it. I still struggle with that, but Infinite Jest taught me that life is too short to read crap you don’t enjoy.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

Infinite Jest? I learned the same lesson from that book.
Had to set it aside and read all his non fiction instead. Which was great. A supposedly fun thing I’ll never do again.

Double Wide Harvey Park
Double Wide Harvey Park
1 year ago

Nice reference to DFW but IJ is a masterpiece and worth a read.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

I tried. I really did. With all the respect I could muster. I understand it’s a masterpiece.
I just couldn’t get through it. I found his footnotes to be more interesting than the book itself.

(similar to the comments section here under a boring article)

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Double Wide Harvey Park
Double Wide Harvey Park
1 year ago

The notes are epic.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

If you liked that you’ll love his essay “Authority and American Usage”.
It’s more footnotes than context.Or.. the footnotes make up the bulk of the context, making the essay itself a footnote of sorts.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago

A masterpiece?
maybe I should take another look. -My reaction could just be where my head was at at the time, but it felt self-aggrandizing and selfish.

I should note that it was a gift/challenge from my live-in gf back then, so that likely colored my reading. Yeah: the notes were better than the text for sure

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

Don’t do it. There are a million other books to read. Don’t waste your time on one you know you don’t like.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago

I only say it because One Hundred Years of Solitude defeated me decades ago when I was pretty young: page-long paragraphs wore me down. Went back to it in my 30s and, while it’s not a favorite, understood why people liked & valued it.
-I won’t go buy it, but if I see it in one of those little free libraries, I’ll borrow & browse

Double Wide Harvey Park
Double Wide Harvey Park
1 year ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

It’s not for everybody, like Conrad or Faulkner or Charlotte Brontë, but if it lines up with your sensibilities, it’s a fkn trip.

David Smith
David Smith
1 year ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

Infinite Jest.Started reading it on the vague advice of the group from Fire Joe Morgan. Got halfway through when a basement flood mushed my copy. My wife mistakenly thoght I needed a replacement copy. I finished it it but it was a chore.

David Smith
David Smith
1 year ago
Reply to  David Smith

I do miss the box the first copy was resting on, it had “Empty Box” printed on it.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  David Smith

It was a chore. That’s why I stopped reading it.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago

Just googled The Chaos Machine…
What I do when shit gets to me is go reread old favorites: Pratchet, Thurber, Wodehouse. All of Wodehouse is on The Gutenberg Project for free, so instantly available. It’s an easy escape to a simpler world-but somehow still quite engaging.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

What’s your favorite book in the fiction genre?

On three.
1..2..3.. Sometimes a Great Notion!

Mike
Mike
1 year ago

You know, there’s a flip side to this: Hardigree *was* excited that there were 100 comments to this article… then he saw your post and now he’s just sad.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago

Absolutely no way I could single out a favorite!
Books I have reread to pieces (literally) include,
Been Down So Long It Looks Like Up To Me-Fariña
The Moon Is A Harsh Mistress-Heinlein*
Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas-Thompson*
Ringworld-Niven*
The Hobbit& the trilogy *
The Years With Ross-Thurber
Thank You Jeeves-Wodehouse*
The Color Of Magic-Pratchet*
The Once and Future King-White*
Tramps Abroad-Twain**

*denotes authors whose books I’ve devoured multiple times
-this doesn’t include juvenile books: we didn’t have a tv (by choice) when I was a kid, so reading was my pastime. Meaning the Dragonriders series as well as House on the Prairie not to mention Hardy Boys et all also were early favorites

Niven changed my life introducing hard science fiction. Heinlein was humanistic. Twain brought me humour. HST helped me learn to live in a F’-up world along with Fariña

Sorry: way more than you asked for. I’m zigzagging between ‘enough’ decongestant which tweaks me out & less which means I feel almost human, but dizzy from sinus pressure

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

I’ve read two of the eleven on your list and I loved them.
Never heard of Niven before but I’m excited to look into it based on your statement.

“ changed my life introducing hard science fiction”

That’s how I feel about “The Expanse”.

“HST helped me learn to live in a F’-up world”
Now you’re tugging at my heartstrings.
My copy of “Fear and Loathing in America” is falling apart, full of stains, sand and dog eared pages.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago

Note that I read adult books way too early, so that affects my outlook. Read Fear & Loathing on the Campaign Trail ‘72 at the age of 9 or 10 and loved it because it sounded like the grad students that used to gather at our place: real talk about the shit that was going down

Re: Niven, start with Neutron Star as I did. Short stories and a small commitment if it’s not for you. My 3rd? copy is barely held together with aged rubber bands.

The worlds he creates fit -with some caveats necessary to SciFi- our physics, but the extrapolation is, imo, masterful

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Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

Every book is a kids book, if the kid can read.

I’m the youngest of seven smarter siblings that lived off hand me downs so… yeah.
HST, Derrick Jensen, E.O. Wilson, Nabokov. This is what I stayed inside to read as a kid, when the weather was perfectly terrible.
I like to think it effected my outlook in a positive way.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

*”Kingdom of Fear”

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

Tramps Abroad should be A Tramp Abroad
-someone said something about obsessive??

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

Maybe it’s a verb? Tramps. Slang for tramples? An action done abroad…

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago

No: it’s A Tramp Abroad
one of his first after the Jumping Frog story made him famous. Thoroughly enjoyable read if the stilted 19th century language doesn’t put you off—I know some people find that doesn’t flow for them
-just checked, and it’s on The Gutenberg Project for free if you want to check it out.

About his travels & travails as a young man. I last read it maybe 10 years ago, and loved having Google available to understand references more than 100 years old that I didn’t get in earlier readings.

Mantis Toboggan, MD
Mantis Toboggan, MD
1 year ago

Just scrolling and figured I’d chime in, Moby Dick. The only book I have read multiple times at different stages of life and have found new lessons and interpretations each time.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

Moby Dick?

Welcome to the underground Autopian book club my friend.

The first time I read it was so I could put one more egotistical notch on my I’ve read that belt.
I just cruised through it. Never stopping to think.
Now I read it slowly, as I believe it was intended to be read.
It’s a crazy adventure written in cipher.
So many lessons learned.

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TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago

And it helps to know that these 19th century authors were paid by the word.
That explains a lot of Dickens

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

It’s not going well.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

Hey!
the notifications zero when you mark them as read. Thanks!

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

It’s not you, it’s me.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

Removing upvote notifications did the trick.
That was too much. I panicked.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

Have any of you read “Solutions and Other Problems“ by Allie Brosh?

Fantastic memoir of sorts.
One of my favorite books of all time.

Last edited 1 year ago by Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
1 year ago

Alright Matt, I said to your face I’d join when you made notifications work. If one of y’all can reply to this comment and prove that they work, then I will be a man of my word and pony up my money.

R53forfun
R53forfun
1 year ago
Reply to  Shop-Teacher

Well, if it helps, I just followed Matt’s guidance to activate comment notifications and was promptly alerted to someone having liked a comment I made 3 days ago. Thanks Torque!

So this random internet commenter (and member!) can independently confirm that they work!

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
1 year ago
Reply to  R53forfun

Time to bust open the wallet!

R53forfun
R53forfun
1 year ago
Reply to  R53forfun

Turns out just once though 🙁

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
1 year ago
Reply to  R53forfun

Works on a desktop, but only worked the once on mobile 🙁

Silent But Deadly
Silent But Deadly
1 year ago
Reply to  Shop-Teacher

Slightly less random internet stranger here…does this work

Flatisflat
Flatisflat
1 year ago

Testing, testing…

Silent But Deadly
Silent But Deadly
1 year ago
Reply to  Flatisflat

Yes…now what were we talking about? Oh yes…https://opposite-lock.com/post/1152226

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago

Hmm…can we get image comments next? I GOTTA POST ‘LUMP.

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
1 year ago

It does work!

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

First hand, this makes Wrenching Wednesday articles so much better!
It’s now easier to turn what was a few comments into a conversation over time.

“What was BlankName working on a few months ago? How’s that coming along? I just thought of something that might be helpful.”

Which in turn makes a new Autopian membership more valuable because you can now join in on a conversation from the archives and get somewhat real time responses.

On the other hand, I suddenly feel obligated to scroll through hours of comments past to apologize for each time I let my fragile, defensive ego get the best of me and acted like an ass.
(There goes my weekend.)

On the third hand this helps keep the comments more cordial due to enhanced culpability while still retaining precious internet anonymity.

On the fourth hand… nobody has four hands.

Marc Fuhrman
Marc Fuhrman
1 year ago

Wait, are you implying that people have three hands though?

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  Marc Fuhrman

No! That would be really weird.
Stop looking at me!

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  Marc Fuhrman

Everybody knows hands come in even numbers.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago
Reply to  Marc Fuhrman

Yes: the 3rd is the Gripping hand
(Mote in God’s Eye by Larry Niven reference-a fantastic book I’d recommend to almost anyone who enjoys fiction)

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

If you like that you’d love “ The Expanse” fiction series by James S. A. Corey.

Last edited 1 year ago by Phantom Pedal Syndrome
TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago

Sweet. Noted for future shopping
Danke!

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

Kein Problem.
Comment notifications. Finally!
Now we can start our odd, underground, Autopian book club.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago

Oh, oh!
That just prompted memories of old-like ‘60s-juvenile books about cars I would find in various libraries during the 70s & 80s. Sadly, don’t remember titles or authors, just snippets of car descriptions & scenes

Eggsalad
Eggsalad
1 year ago

Other websites at which I comment have a clickable link on each post on the main page that takes me directly to the comment stack for a given post, but not The Autopian. Is there a reason?

Last edited 1 year ago by Eggsalad
DubblewhopperInDubblejeopardy
DubblewhopperInDubblejeopardy
1 year ago

Cool, I like notifications, too bad it will have a lonely existence under me. And more than likely have an existential crisis.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

I know, 32 on the lead image? I hope not. I’ve got stuff to do. Here’s an easily deleted one for ya.

Last edited 1 year ago by Phantom Pedal Syndrome
DubblewhopperInDubblejeopardy
DubblewhopperInDubblejeopardy
1 year ago

Thanks!

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

And another.
(I couldn’t help myself)

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

Hahaha! Now I can see who the maniacs are that give my inane, ridiculous comments stars (smileys).

But oh no… now I can be reminded about the stupid crap I said a few days, weeks, months ago.
I guess I’d better be on my best behavior from here on out.

Now, off to the archives to test this out.

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

Thanks Jack. I am sorry. I get unreasonably defensive sometimes. It’s not an excuse but I’m the youngest of seven siblings.
Sometimes that loud, whining, attention seeking child still rears it’s ugly head.

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Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
1 year ago

That pic is not what my screen looks like.

121gwats
121gwats
1 year ago
Reply to  Mr Sarcastic

Hit refresh?

Óscar Morales Vivó
Óscar Morales Vivó
1 year ago

Back in my day when we wanted to see if our comments got any likes we navigated back to them by hand. In a blizzard. Uphill both ways.

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
1 year ago

You mean we shifted through them manually?

Silent But Deadly
Silent But Deadly
1 year ago
Reply to  Jack Trade

Yeah. On the tree…

Toecutter
Toecutter
1 year ago

The notifications is a handy feature, because now it is no longer futile to reply to old threads. It gives someone reason to check a reply.

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
1 year ago
Reply to  Toecutter

Totally. I can’t wait to see someone challenge my foolishness/enlighten my mind like 3 days later. I mean, RootWyrm or V10omous can’t reply to everything immediately, right?

V10omous
V10omous
1 year ago
Reply to  Jack Trade

Not everything

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago
Reply to  Jack Trade

Heck, commenting a week late is my usual reply schedule.

Pat Rich
Pat Rich
1 year ago

So excited to see the notifications!

Silent But Deadly
Silent But Deadly
1 year ago
Reply to  Pat Rich

Bring On The Distraction!

Mike Harrell
Mike Harrell
1 year ago

Thank you for partially obscuring my name with a superimposed arrow in that screenshot so that I may continue to zealously guard my online privacy.

David Tracy
David Tracy
1 year ago
Reply to  Mike Harrell

That name could be anybody! (we’re happy to obscure names if you wish; just say the word!).

Mike Harrell
Mike Harrell
1 year ago
Reply to  David Tracy

Thanks for the offer but I realized a long time ago that if I’m going to babble constantly about my own highly identifiable automotive undertakings then there’s really not much point in pretending nobody can figure out who I am.

Greg
Greg
1 year ago
Reply to  Mike Harrell

I am the same. Used to be really worried, then I realized who cares. If someone wants to dox anyone here, it’s easy for tech people. I am not a tech people so I leave bread crumbs all over. I just try not to say anything TOO outrageous, which in reality is probably better for everyone involved.

AssMatt
AssMatt
1 year ago

Nice Friday afternoon mic drop. Take the rest of the day off. Good work!

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