I’ve been listening to a lot of Gorillaz recently, because sometimes it’s fun to listen to a real band with sort-of fake members, or however you want to classify whatever the Gorillaz are. More importantly, the band’s first album featured an image (by illustrator Jamie Hewlett) of a fictional car on the cover, a car that’s quite familiar-looking, but with some strange details. I want to look at one of those details now because, like all good details, it’s taillight-related.
The car in question is the one you see up top there, the Geep. For some reason, I assume that’s pronounced with a hard “G,” like “gonad” or “GIF,” at least if you agree that GIF should be pronounced with a hard “G” because the first word is “Graphical,” and not the soft “G” that some weirdos like to use.
Also, I think it’s a hard “G” because a soft “G” would just sound the same way “Jeep” with a “J” is pronounced. Anyway, here’s the detail I want you to see:
The Geep looks a lot like a Meyers Manx, or, perhaps, one of the innumerable Manx knockoff dune buggies, and seems to be built on the same VW Beetle chassis as any Manx. What’s strange is the front lighting, which appears to be taken from the taillights of a Corvette!
Yes, the set of four lamps look like the taillights of a C3 ‘Vette, but with the order flipped, so the round units with the reverse lamps are on the outside, and the all-red ones are on the inside. I’m guessing here the reverse lamp ones are the headlamps, and the red ones are some kind of auxiliary lamps, though that red color would be illegal to have up front, if any of the Gorillaz care about that.
There also appears to be a small amber light atop the right rear fender, though I’m not clear about what it is or its purpose. It can’t be a turn indicator, as it’s alone, and turn indicators tend to travel in pairs.
That light resembles a Mopar-style indicator tell-tale light, just facing the other direction.
But back to the main lights, from the Corvette. These lights are also the only photographic element incorporated into the otherwise hand-drawn illustration of the Geep and its occupants, which is odd, too.
The Geep shows up in the video for the song 19-2000, which reveals other interesting details about the Geep, and shows a different set of front lights:
….these front lights all seem to be pure red, which is weird, but no weirder than the fact that the Geep seems to have an automatic transmission and is capable of launching missiles.
An auto! In a Manx? Oy.
The engine is shown, but it’s hard to make out details or see how accurate it is, though it does clearly have headers.
Other renderings of the Geep seem to vary quite wildly; that one above, also by Hewlett, seems to have a variant of the Corvette lights, though now with deeper chrome bezels.
Also, this vinyl toy version of the Geep has yellowish front headlamps, which now number six, including the four lower ones as seen before, and a pair of hood-mounted headlights that are much more traditionally Manx-like. Also, this one doesn’t have the camo paintjob:
Also, the engine on the toy one seems to be a sort of Briggs and Stratton-type of one-cylinder air-cooled engine, complete with a pull-start!
Fascinating, right? It’s making me cheddar-headed.
Ancillary Gorillaz content (interview with fictional bass player)
I’m wondering how interstate 23 goes to three different places depending on the lane you’re in.
“These lights are also the only photographic element incorporated into the otherwise hand-drawn illustration…”
I’m guessing the wheels are also photo-based.
Given how over the top everything else is, you would think they’d have a Ibanez JEM in hot pink or something similar, rather than a frumpy 2 tone sunburst jazz hollowbody.
I sent your pronunciation to my friend that incorrectly pronounces gif and he replied that the U in SCUBA stands for ‘underwater’. So I guess now I will pronounce that ‘scubba’.
You’re allowed to pronounce GIF with a hard G, as long as you also pronounce JPG as “Jay-Fegg”, because the “P” stands for “Photographic”.
(edit) Also, PNG as “pin-guh” instead of “ping”. Seriously, insisting acronoyms be pronounced according to the words they stand for is a dumb argument.
Try pronouncing “IBM” if you have to match the pronunciation of the I in International, the B in Business, and the M in Machines.
eh, that’s different, you’re just saying the individual letters, not as an acronym.
What kind of monster doesn’t say PNG as the individual letters?
Don’t dig too deep for answers, lest ye awaken the Monkey’s Head.
The Geep is cool. The Camaro from the Stylo video is cooler.
I thought it was pronounced ‘Jorillaz’…
Only in Berlin, Germany.
I would very much enjoy hearing Flula Borg talk about Jorillaz!
That hood light reminds me of nav lights on a boat, although the colors are off. Should be green on the right (starboard), red on the left (port) and white to the rear or stern.
I was bored till I saw the Highway sign for The Overlook Hotel…
Which is where this needs to go.
I imagine Jack Torrance could do some bodywork that may possibly improve on the overall looks.
If not, well he could at least take out the weird freaks who are in it.
While being remotely aware of Gorillaz in the same way that I am aware of the existence of Tonga, I never paid any attention. You have sent me into a Gorillaz deep dive and I am amazed and enchanted.
Lead singer was also in the pop/rock band Blur.
sounds like he got his head checked
I think it is pronounced Jeep. As in Gorillaz-Jeep. Geep
And GIF is NOT pronounced like the peanut butter.
That’s debatable. The creator of it disagrees with you. https://danielmiessler.com/p/the-actual-pronunciation-of-gif-from-the-creator/
Well, he is a dunce.
This has always been my stance.
In the absence of (jif) GIFs being able to speak for themselves, its creators say “jif” so I say “jif.”
He probably gives Christmas Jifts. Or Gifts?
It absolutely is, and anyone who disagrees shall be bitten by my My pet GER-aff.
Easiest way to get an automatic Meyers Manx probably would’ve been to use a Corvair powertrain with Powerglide.
Underrated comment right here. Corvair drivetrains in Meyers Manxes and other dune buggies were quite common back in the day! Easy way to get double the horsepower at the very least.
Content like this is why I’m an Autopian.
Also, it is hard G. If they wanted the soft G, they would have just stuck with JEEP. Fuck the weirdos who pronounce GIF like the peanut butter.
Counterpoint, fuck the illiterates.
https://danielmiessler.com/p/the-actual-pronunciation-of-gif-from-the-creator/
With all respect to the creator of the GIF: he ain’t no linguist. If it was “Giraffe-ics interchange Format”, fine. But it’s not.
I assume you pronounce NATO, NASA and LASER differently than the rest of us?
But, but….. all those start with the same sound as the words (at least in a Baltimore accent)
North.. NATO
National..NASA
Light..LASER
I can’t hear the difference
Vowels are pronounced differently.
NASA would be pronounced NAYSA if you pronounced the A the way it is pronounced in Aeronautic
I thought we were talking about the first letter
Seems like one should be consistent with all the letters.
GIF works that way.
Stop attacking me with your logic.
The fact it has miss matched tires is bothering me. General grabber in front and BF in back.
I have those turn indicators on my Charger. Seeing this, I think it makes more sense to turn them around. Humm..
That thing on the hood right above the star also needs further study. It looks like some kind of hooded light, but what purpose does it serve? Clearly the auto engineers of Gorrilaz know they have their front lighting covered with all 4 of those Corvette taillights.
It think it’s a pineal eye. You see them on some of the less advanced vertebrates, such as my late beloved iguana. It doesn’t “see” anything like a true eye but it helps the animal/Geep maintain their circadian rhythm. You don’t want to drive a Geep that is off its circadian rhythm.
It is a Rhinestone Eye, like a factory far away
It’s the gas cap. I had a Myers Manx back in the day and that’s where you filled it up. Seeing this made my heart glad for just a moment. Then I remembered I don’t have that old buggy anymore.
I’ve been feeling nostalgia for my Bug for a while, now. Last Xmas, my wife found a…Matchbook?…Hot Wheels?…Corgi?…Johnny Lightning?…probably Johnny Lightning…of a Manx-like buggy that was in the same color: heavy metal-flake emerald green. I felt so seen!
My Bug had the same chrome wheels, too, so the Geep is hitting my nostalgia button all over again.
See how taillights on the front mess with your head? I believe that’s the front fender.
the toy definitely has the fender in the back seat.
Ha!
The Geep badge also appears to look like the logo for Wynn’s additives.
Well except for the wheels, which are also photographic.
That 19-2000 melody has lived in my head rent-free for a good chunk of my life, and now it’s back again.
Get the cool shoe shine!
I waited so, so, so long for my dial-up connection to download the barren “obstacle course” you could drive the geep on, and it was so worth it.
Also, I’m pretty sure it’s a soft g. Sounding like “Jeep” is the point – it’s a subversion of language and a homophonic parody of the brand, to spell it differently but have it be pronounced the same way. It also fits with the off-kilter filter through which the Gorillaz universe lenses real life: it’s close, but all the more unnerving as it exists in the cartoon-pause-before-a-fall time and space on the shady side of the uncanny valley. Just mind that it’s a send up of *life* as opposed to a purely aesthetic uncanny valley.
It’s the Mexican Fruit Stars you’ll eat once as a child and they’ll be so awful that your mom will pledge to use the food stamps to at least buy Malt-O-Meal going forward. It’s the freaky gross itchy sexy feeling of pubescence crashing into your child-body, but before you can inhabit your new form with any authority or authenticity. It’s the uncomfortable edge where you’re not sure if it’s you or the universe dithering on the edge of understanding you don’t really understand anything at all.
did anyone else ever play that open 3d game where you just drive this thing around aimlessly? Wonder if you could rip the 3d model for closer study
Oh my yes.
https://gorillaz.fandom.com/wiki/Final_Drive_(Geep_Simulator)
Yes! I was scrolling the comments waiting for somebody to mention it!
Yes! I wonder if someone managed to preserve it…so many Flash games were lost.
It’s like if Speed Buggy went macho. Not a good look for ol’Speedy.
Better sound however