Hey everyone! Just two quick updates. First, our pal Syd has both shirts and stickers loaded up on Oliver, her Suzuki Carry, and Vinyl members will start getting emails soon with your shipping information. This is our first attempt at this so please let us know if there are any issues. Also, when you get them, please send us pics of you with your sticker and your shirt! We’d love to share the love. As expected, the grille badges took a little more time to print (they’re extremely dope), but we should have them shortly and we’ll start shipping those ASAP to Velour/Corinthian members. If you just signed up for an account in the last couple of days you might be in next week’s shipment, so don’t fret if you don’t get an email in the next day or two.
In other news, the issue we’ve been having with Member’s Only posts seems to be resolved. If you can’t see a Member’s Only post and you’ve got a membership please let us know and we can now fix it fairly quickly. I’ve left this post open so that you can see it and reach out if you’re having an issue. You can test it with this post.
Finally, if you’re not a member, it’s not too late to sign up for a membership.
Hey, just wanted to leave a comment saying that I got the email with my tracking info today. I’m so excited! Thanks Syd/OHOAT and the Autopian gang!
Hooray, it’s finally mothersucking working, congratulations. I can see the members only posts and everything. I guess I can renew my membership now. Keep up the good work guys.
Sweet! I have no problems supporting this!
Will there be a lower tier? I can afford $3 a month to support this site.
Is there still no chance of a Seedy Blanket level for those of us overseas who want to support the site, but don’t need the merch, can’t attend events and are mostly interested in “The warm feeling in your heart of supporting independent media at a time when a lot of your favorite car sites are going away…”?
Moi aussi j’aimerais bien un abonnement “tissu déchiré et réparé au duct tape”
Thank you.
I finally noticed that there is an upside-down box of shower spaghetti on the truck. 😀
Shower Psghetti®
Instructions for use:
1. Tear open the top of package and remove psghetti, sauce sachet, and reusable strainer. Set aside packaging for later use. Note: Do not open sauce sachet yet.
2. Place strainer disk over drain and place psghetti and sachet in bathing vessel. If vessel has no drain, put unused strainer in junk drawer.
3. Turn on water source such as shower faucet or garden hose to desired temperature. If utilizing out of town neighbor’s koi pond, recommend removing koi first.
4. Disrobe and get in bathing vessel and bathe as normal. Using your feet, gently massage psghetti with toes while bathing until your hunger level has intersected the desired tenderness of the psghetti or you are done bathing, whichever comes first.
5. Lift strainer from drain and pour contents into retained packaging. If not using strainer, grab psghetti with hand and place into package.
6. Open sachet of sauce and pour over psghetti. Stir with appendage to combine.
7. Enjoy!
Chef Tracy recommends garnishing with shredded motel bar soap to bring out the “Ooooh Mommy” flavor.
…COTD? I’m scared.
I, for one, will look the other way if they want to engage in some black market organ sales to keep the site afloat.
I hope the new shirts are of better quality than what I got when you first launched. After three washes the logo was gone and now I just have a black shirt with the faintest outline of an A on it…
I have at least four shirts and one hoodie from OHOAT. No issues with any of them. Hearing Syd was going to be behind the membership merch sold me on staying at the velour level going forward, because I, too, was more than a little concerned about the look of the original Autopian merch.
I don’t know what I will do with the grill badge, but I am super excited to see it. Also, I really enjoy the choice of linked article for people to test their
personhoodmembership status.I hope my t-shirt gets here in time to wear to David’s organ-harvesting party under my coveralls
Wait… I read that post wrong. It’s a wrenching/going away party.
Thanks Matt for fixing the commenter name issue.
Issue for any other members: Commenting name defaulted to my actual name, couldn’t change in Mful.
Resolution: Email tips@TheAutopian.com with your preferred user name and Matt will lovingly respond/make changes.
Yay, yay, and yay! (How do we convince S/Os to let us put grille badges on new cars that they’re also on title to….?)
Easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission.
I fell and it stuck on. It would cause too much damage to removed.
My other excuse of the car followed me home, can I keep it didn’t work. No reason this one shouldn’t.
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO
Oats! Oats! Oats! Oats!!!
Looking forward to get my stuff.
That’s literally a truckload of members, well done Autopian!
Indeed! A small boi, but a full boi. By this time next year she’s gonna need at least Tacoma.
I mean, Cayenne is still always the real answer: https://limoforsale.com/limos-for-sale/porsche/cayenne/2012-porsche-cayenne-suv-limo-pinnacle-limousine-manufacturing-15144.html
I can’t wait to rock my Autopian shirt at cars and coffee underneath my N pullover. FASHION!
Be bold. Go a little avant garde. Wear the Autopian shirt OVER the pullover.
Will upload picts and love the delivery vehicle.
“Vinyl members will start getting emails soon”
Starts refreshing my inbox like mad
“the grille badges took a little more time to print (they’re extremely dope), but we should have them shortly”
*does happy dance*
I’m unreasonably excited to see what the grill badge is like… I hope it classes up my shitbox something fierce.
It was designed specifically for this purpose.
I’m rooting for the badge to be either Jason’s or David’s face.
The t-shirts and stickers are here! I am somebody!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7aIf1YnbbU
That was worth the click
I’d forgotten about that movie! Thanks for the laugh DarKhorse!
oh wow it’s actually not a rickroll LOL
OLIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to give him a hug.