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Nebraska’s State Troopers Might Have America’s Laziest Graphic Designers

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Government vehicles are, by and large, instantly recognizable by their livery. Barring undercover surveillance vehicles, they’re emblazoned with decals and logos so everyone understands their purpose. Some are handsome and stylish, while others are… less so. The design used by the Nebraska State Patrol kind of falls into that latter category.

The law enforcement agency started with an entirely decent base—a Dodge Charger in black, with acceptable silver wheels. Where it went wrong is the graphic design. We see a single “STATE TROOPER” decal down the side of the vehicle, with the state denoted by the wing mirror. Then there’s the coat of arms on the fender and a further sticker on the rear flank.

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The problem with the design is that… there really isn’t any design. The stickers are just slapped on, with little consideration as to their positioning, size, or spatial relationship. Overall, the design looks like it took about 20 minutes because they asked the decal guy to finish it on lunch break.

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That’s not to discount the photo, though. Nebraska State Patrol tells us that this pic was taken by one Trooper Frerichs in Madison County. It looks like something straight out of Twisters, everyone’s favorite Dodge ad disguised as a Hollywood blockbuster.

The photo was taken as Nebraska’s entry into the National Cruiser Calendar, a contest run by the American Association of State Troopers. You can vote on your favorite for the next calendar here. It was a strong effort to capture the car with what appears to be a nascent tornado in the background. It’s just a shame the cruiser itself has such an uninspiring livery.

This isn’t a new development. Nebraska has used simple designs dating back many years. The current font and general design idea seems to have been in use since the mid-2000s or so, as seen below in this photo from Flickr user John Mitchell.

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A well timed shot from Florida state police.

As covered by Carscoopscompetition to get in the calendar is stiff. The contest is run by the American Association of State Troopers each year. Currently, Florida leads the voting with the pic above.

However, I reckon that the Arizona Department of Public Safety has one of the sharpest liveries out. The contrast of the diagonal stripe, the well-placed text, it’s sharp. Honorable mentions to New Jersey and Minnesota for simple, eye-catching designs.

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Some real thought went into getting that slash just right.
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Clean, simple, and looks professional enough to be a real government vehicle. Well done, New Jersey.
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Simple contrast elements with well placed logos make this vehicle look the part.

Honestly, though, a lot of state police have designs most similar to Nebraska’s effort. They generally just have a logo or coat of arms slapped on the door and the words “STATE TROOPER” stuck on the fender. There are some nice attempts at two tone, like the blue and white used in Kansas, but design is definitely not a strong point for state police forces.

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An Oklahoma Highway Patrol cruiser. When a design gets too basic, it can make the vehicle look fake.
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Kansas Highway Patrol with the quality shot. Great lighting design with the hood scoop, and the two-tone works—but the door logo doesn’t feel planted to the vehicle. Combining it with some kind of contrast stripe or similar might have tied it together more.
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Iowa State Patrol with an eye-catching aurora shot. Again, the door decal seems like an afterthought.
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Kentucky State Police took this shot with the Secretariat statue. The additional slash element and coordination with the fender decal helps, but it’s not quite sized correctly for the vehicle. The blue elements would look better on white, too, rather than silver.

Some will argue that spending big money on decals and graphic designers isn’t a good use of public funds. That’s fair. All I’ll say is that it’s good for government vehicles to look well-dressed and proper. Some of these look more like rental cars that someone’s thrown a fake sticker on. And that’s not ideal.

Particularly when it comes to law enforcement vehicles, citizens need to be able to recognize the real thing at a glance. A livery should look intentional and well designed to differentiate these vehicles from regular traffic. A couple of loosely-arranged decals doesn’t really cut it.Cs Bellsystem 1

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AT&T used to put great effort into ensuring its vehicles were properly liveried across the country.

The rules are the same for government vehicles as they are for business. A company with expertly-finished vehicles in a recognizable livery will project an image of competence and trust, in a way that a white van with a cheap sticker just won’t.

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The US Postal Service: always nailing the look.

It’s at times like these that we look to the shining example of the United States Post Office. An agency that keeps it simple, and always gets the look right.

Image credits: American Association of State Troopers, AT&T, 

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Turkina
Turkina
1 month ago

I think the NYS Troopers’ navy and gold scheme is great, along with any states that use navy as a base color. Florida with the black and tan is very striking as well. I think having state police marked cars in distinct liveries is important. For all reasons, the image is to put the state troopers on a higher professionalism level than your local cops. The unique colors mean business. A CT trooper in something that looks like a fleet special? Welcome to the ordinary. Cops get white, black, or silver vehicles. Troopers should get a color and a not busy, but very well designed decal scheme that screams professionalism.

ADDvanced
ADDvanced
1 month ago
  1. Nebraska is the worst state in the country; anyone with talent will likely move out of there because it sucks so bad
  2. I HATE the hyper aggressive macho scary faced badass cop car aesthetic. Remember that stupid Carbon Motors boutique cop car company? They quite literally wanted to intimidate people with their design/brand language, the CEO was outspoken about it, which I find infuriating. Cops SERVE the public. They are supposed to help us. Meanwhile there’s this whole sub culture of people who barely passed high school, took a 3 week training course, and now are able to walk around with weapons and enforce however they happen to be interpreting the law. It’s ridiculous. As someone that’s been beaten up by corrupt cops when I did nothing wrong, seeing stuff like this makes me angry. Let’s make cop cars out of friendly vehicles, please. Let’s stop letting Johnny Law pretend he’s John McClain. Give them a vehicle worhty of a public servant, not the Punisher.
  3. Don’t get me started on the thin blue line and punisher logo hypocrites.
  4. Why the F do any of these police agencies have 2 door coupes? They can’t use them to respond to anything; there is no backseat. Why are tax payers buying them musclecars??? What is the purpose?
Johnpmac
Johnpmac
1 month ago
Reply to  ADDvanced

Hear hear. They have radios, they don’t need muscle cars. Speaking of radios, that’s what a new cop should get. And a big easy style button. “Sir, please be calm. You don’t want me to push the button.”

Then when they prove that they can handle the job, maybe then move them into more responsibilities.

GreatFallsGreen
GreatFallsGreen
1 month ago

At least write it out in WordArt to print and stick on the cars, like the state of Maryland does for policy documentation.

Maryland J
Maryland J
1 month ago

Catch 22. Spend money on fancy graphics, and get called out for waste. Spend the bare minimum, and get called out for thrift.

ReverendDC
ReverendDC
1 month ago

Not sure I’d pull over if there was an NE SP car behind me. I’d think it was fake.

Von Baldy
Von Baldy
1 month ago

Isp might have them beat, all white car with a big ol door decal.

About as ho hum and blends in minus the light bar as they could get

Morello
Morello
1 month ago

CHP is pretty funny – they only bothered to make a design that looked good on a white background. So what did they do for their fleet, which is made up of majority black cars? All of them got white front doors.

Nick Fortes
Nick Fortes
1 month ago

It looks like a design someone created in 5 minutes with their Cricut.

Root Beer
Root Beer
1 month ago
Reply to  Nick Fortes

Not even theirs, it was done at the maker space in their local library, which will be closing down next week due to serious funding cuts [because of woke, you know]

Last edited 1 month ago by Root Beer
EvilFacelessTurtle
EvilFacelessTurtle
1 month ago
Reply to  Root Beer

This guy moved in next door to me and I’m worried crime will increase because his skin is woke-colored.

Icouldntfindaclevername
Icouldntfindaclevername
1 month ago

When did AZ DPS go from white/blue to silver/black?
Some of those are pretty bad photochops

Nycbjr
Nycbjr
1 month ago

I always thought the NYS Police had a good simple design that stood out, the Navy Blue and orange!

Sklooner
Sklooner
1 month ago

I thought they had used Letraset at first

Dottie
Dottie
1 month ago

It has “graphics design is my passion” vibes but in my opinion it’s better than the super low contrast “technically not unmarked” decals I keep seeing in certain PDs around here.

Last edited 1 month ago by Dottie
Bite Me
Bite Me
1 month ago
Reply to  Dottie

That’s what my local PD has gone with too, it really seems like cops are leaning into the evil aesthetic.

NodeBlue
NodeBlue
1 month ago

Tangentially related interesting tidbit, in my neck of the woods there used to be a certain gentleman that all the local police departments, etc. would use for their vehicle graphics. Said gentlemen would always get these departments to wrap their squad cars with very fancy colorful graphics and then charge big bucks for the work. Biggest waste of tax payer money ever. That is until one day this Gentlemen made some public comments that were less than tasteful. Overnight, all his clients dropped him.

Since then there has been a noticeable drop in the graphics on all the local police cruisers. Most are just their emblem on the driver and passenger side front doors now. I often wonder how much money is now being saved by this change.

Also, may I present the Pontiac Vibe Squad Car:
https://www.policecarwebsite.net/yet/rwcar4c/4c/cahokia103.jpg

79 Bronco
79 Bronco
1 month ago
Reply to  NodeBlue

Any chance you’re in the western ‘burbs of Chicago? I was an alderman on our local city council when that exact thing happened. We cut ties with him literally within an hour of seeing the posts.

Also, if we’re talking about the same guy, you were more than generous in describing his comments as “less than tasteful”. LOL.

For everyone else, I can confirm what I’m sure you were already thinking. This guy’s FB was full of the most racist, homophobic, antisemitic, misogynistic, and just generally appalling garbage you can imagine.

NodeBlue
NodeBlue
1 month ago
Reply to  79 Bronco

Yep, western suburbs of Chicago and same guy.

Shinynugget
Shinynugget
1 month ago

As a native Floridian I’ve always loved the Black and Tan look of the FHP.
That is unless their are in my rear view.

Bjorn A. Payne Diaz
Bjorn A. Payne Diaz
1 month ago

Good. It’s cheaper.

Why does a cop car have to look “cool?” That’s not its role.

Last edited 1 month ago by Bjorn A. Payne Diaz
Nlpnt
Nlpnt
1 month ago

I’m still seeing too many “dessert-for-breakfast” cars here. No cop needs more than a naturally aspirated 1.5L engine spinning the front wheels (only) through a CVT.

Bjorn A. Payne Diaz
Bjorn A. Payne Diaz
1 month ago
Reply to  Nlpnt

I agree wholeheartedly.

Yes I Drive A 240
Yes I Drive A 240
1 month ago

I mean sure, it’s cheaper, but they could at least go with a more interesting font/color scheme. It doesn’t need to look cool, but it also shouldn’t look like a project your high schooler started at 9pm the night before it was due.

Bjorn A. Payne Diaz
Bjorn A. Payne Diaz
1 month ago

But why? What purpose does that serve?

Yes I Drive A 240
Yes I Drive A 240
1 month ago

It doesn’t really serve a practical purpose, you’re right about that but…

This looks more like a DIY sticker job than an actual police vehicle. It’s supposed to represent the department. If my taxes are going to help fund the police in my state, I don’t want them to cheap out or do the bare minimum on whatever it is they’re doing and that includes identifying features on a police car.

Last edited 1 month ago by Yes I Drive A 240
Bjorn A. Payne Diaz
Bjorn A. Payne Diaz
1 month ago

Yes. I can see that. I’m just a prick sometimes. 🙂 Pardon!

Bite Me
Bite Me
1 month ago

How much cheaper could it possibly be than getting a halfway decent design? And I’d rather they spend money on decals anyway.

Reasonable Pushrod
Reasonable Pushrod
1 month ago

That is not what the Kansas Highway patrol cars actually look like. They are using Dodge Durango’s with the badge decal on the door and ‘STATE TROOPER’ on the front fender.

Even the very few Challenger’s I have seen have just been solid color with those simple graphics.

Fordlover1983
Fordlover1983
1 month ago

I’ve seen the 2-tone Challengers patrolling K-10 between Lawrence and Olathe. And, they have had one at the State Fair in recent years (probably the photo car).

Max Finkel
Max Finkel
1 month ago

I prefer this to anything more aggro

Cop cars should look goofy as hell like in Europe. If the police needs to intimidate to maintain authority, there are systemic issues that need to be dealt with in other ways.

Root Beer
Root Beer
1 month ago
Reply to  Max Finkel

Agreedo; the cars in Europe look goofy as hell because they need to stand out for safety reasons, among others. Here, they want the cars to hide out and pounce because that’s the relationship cops have with the public, as predators among prey.

Rhymes With Bronco
Rhymes With Bronco
1 month ago

Might as well have a decal that says “Sexual Predator Pretending to be a State Trooper.”

Healpop
Healpop
1 month ago

Hey at least they did something. CT doesn’t even try, they’re just silver with a push bar on the front. No decals of any sort. Even the lights are hidden in the windshield/back window.

https://www.publicservicevehicles.com/police/ct/csp

Bre Rud
Bre Rud
1 month ago
Reply to  Healpop

Do you remember when CT used 5.0 Mustangs, GNXs and Mazda 6s, all unmarked?

HonkeyfromtheCIA
HonkeyfromtheCIA
1 month ago

Growing up, the local police cars were just plain white sedans with a big star on the doors and highly visible lights on top. They also had these small generic “Sheriff” or “Deputy” stickers on the fenders very similar to the police cars from Dukes of Hazzard. Neighboring areas had similar set ups just with different base colors.The whole set up was simple, effective, and visible. Does anyone remember that police cars are supposed to be visible so citizens can locate them when needed?

Yes I Drive A 240
Yes I Drive A 240
1 month ago

Does anyone remember that police cars are supposed to be visible so citizens can locate them when needed?

Ha, that would require them to actually care about citizens needs. Instead, we get “ghost” police cars with hidden decals visible enough to not be illegal patrolling our roads.

MY LEG!
MY LEG!
1 month ago

The platonic ideal of american cop cars have to be the 90s/2000s Pennsylvania State Police.

Simple black stripes on white body, minimalist, but with an extremely showy multicolor v-lightbar and warning stripes on the rear with identifying badges and “STATE TROOPER/POLICE” on the fenders.

The design communicates “we are a government agency charged with public safety” instead of being vaguely antagonistic like the “stealth” paintjobs they have now which are designed to be hidden from view without legally being hidden.

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
1 month ago
Reply to  MY LEG!

Yep. In my mind, the whole point is that they’re supposed to be highly visible; you want stealth, that’s what unmarked ones are for.

BigThingsComin
BigThingsComin
1 month ago
Reply to  MY LEG!

The PA cars (trucks?) use ghost lettering that is hard to read. Not nice.

Drive By Commenter
Drive By Commenter
1 month ago

That looks terrible. It’s like some person with a cop fetish got a black Charger and dolled it up to be a cruiser.

NY does an okay job with their state trooper vehicles. The cruisers are navy blue with gold reflector stripes down the sides. Instantly identifiable and probably a pain to fake.

Carlos Ferreira
Carlos Ferreira
1 month ago

Those are all pretty bad TBH, but yeah Nebraska dug under the bar on the ground. They look like mailbox decal letters you get at a hardware store.

I drive a boring SUV
I drive a boring SUV
1 month ago

I have always been a fun of the British police car livery:

https://superbiamk.shop/product_details/35018928.html

And its a diesel estate! 268hp/650Nm in stock form, and the British police are known to be particularly good at tuning their cars.

Racer71
Racer71
1 month ago

All of the ones posted elsewhere look photoshopped poorly. stop trying too hard and make a nice realistic picture, I know helis etc but damn they all look so bad.

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