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Oops, We Bought Another Car… (Tales From The Slack)

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Dodsworth
Dodsworth
12 minutes ago

Torch is the closest thing you have to Reverend Jim, so I think it’s a fine choice.

Freelivin2713
Freelivin2713
54 minutes ago

That’s about the furthest away from what I thought it was going to be…but still cool that you are buying cars and making stories!

Fuzzyweis
Fuzzyweis
2 hours ago

Omg if you all are going to electrify it and add Open Pilot to make an actual self driving taxi that has actual..you know taxi room, I might just renew at vinyl next year…

Urban Runabout
Urban Runabout
2 hours ago

I guarantee it will be less comfortable to sleep in than the Aztek.

Iotashan
Iotashan
2 hours ago

Next time, you need to do a cereal box with “Oops all cars” for the hero image

Taargus Taargus
Taargus Taargus
3 hours ago

Hell yeahhhhhhhhh! I’m real weird, and love the NV200! So many possibilities! And van!

Oh, it’s in Newburgh. Sorry Matt, looks like you have to go to Newburgh. Often times the murder capital of NYS!

Trust Doesn't Rust
Trust Doesn't Rust
4 hours ago

After what ya’ll did to the the Scion xB, I fear this cab’s worst days are yet to come. Which is saying something.

Icouldntfindaclevername
Icouldntfindaclevername
4 hours ago

Is it legal in California, I mean can you register it? Or is it going to a less stringent home? Say, SC/NC area?

LTDScott
LTDScott
2 hours ago

Why would a bone stock 10 year old vehicle not be legal in CA?

A. Barth
A. Barth
2 hours ago
Reply to  LTDScott

Because if it has a billion miles on it, it may not pass smog/emissions inspection.

And if the taxi mechanics took shortcuts, it might fail the CA inspection anyway.

LTDScott
LTDScott
1 hour ago
Reply to  A. Barth

Not sure that’s what the comment’s intention was. A worn out car with a billion miles purchased in California has just as much chance of failing smog as one purchased from out of state.

I interpreted the comment as him thinking there is some sort of restriction on bringing out of state vehicles into CA, which is not the case with used vehicles (but is the case with NEW vehicles).

Mercedes Streeter
Mercedes Streeter
4 hours ago

I call dibs on it when we’re done doing…uh…whatever with it. Gambler 500 taxi, baby!

Acevedo12
Acevedo12
4 hours ago

finally, fake taxi content that’s safe for work!

Taargus Taargus
Taargus Taargus
3 hours ago
Reply to  Acevedo12

That’s what you think.

Sid Bridge
Sid Bridge
4 hours ago

Random Person (hails cab): Airport, please!
Torch & David: Surprise! You’re in The Autopian Cab! We just got this thing running and we’re going to see how it survives the toughest trail at Moab!
Random Person: I really need to get to the airport…
Jason: Let me tell you about this taillights on this baby!

Mrbrown89
Mrbrown89
4 hours ago
Reply to  Sid Bridge

They end up in Mercedes barn with her car collection, and that’s how the horror movie ends lol

Col Lingus
Col Lingus
4 hours ago
Reply to  Mrbrown89

And Torch sitting frozen in the entrance like Jack Nicholson.

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
1 hour ago
Reply to  Col Lingus

I was going to say a picture on the wall of the barn showing it in the late ’70s, with Adrian standing in the middle.

Freelivin2713
Freelivin2713
52 minutes ago
Reply to  Sid Bridge

“I’m not driving him to the airport!”

A. Barth
A. Barth
4 hours ago

It also looked like it was in decent shape.

According to the listing:

Odometer: 0 Not Actual 
Primary Damage: Front End
Secondary Damage: Side

Special Note: There are no Notes for this Lot

See? 10/10, no notes. Perfect! 😀

Last edited 4 hours ago by A. Barth
Clear_prop
Clear_prop
4 hours ago

Before you do anything to it, have a CSI team collect ‘evidence’.

We want to be horrified by all the substances found in a taxi.

Chronometric
Chronometric
4 hours ago

Here’s my issue. Most people will not know that is a cab, despite the yellow color and the giant ‘T’. It’s just an ugly minivan to populations outside NYC.

Cloud Shouter
Cloud Shouter
4 hours ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

The Autopivan!

Rad Barchetta
Rad Barchetta
5 hours ago

Does this mean there’s an Autopian version of Taxicab Confessions on the way?

Arrest-me Red
Arrest-me Red
4 hours ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

If you answer wrong, the rest of the journey will be in a Juke. 🙂

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
5 hours ago

I’m tremendously disappointed this isn’t the Mercedesamino.

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
4 hours ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

Dang!

MaximillianMeen
MaximillianMeen
5 hours ago

On the one hand, I’d much rather it be a Checker or London cab, or even a doily-covered Japanese Crown. On the other hand, a beat to shit version of a generally unloved NV200 is a very Autopian choice.

Arrest-me Red
Arrest-me Red
4 hours ago

I agree a Checker would be interesting but this fits the bill.

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
4 hours ago

Yeah, at first I was like “You bought an old Crown Vic?! Great, but that’s hardly even in the ballpark of a questionable/quirky choice….”

10001010
10001010
4 hours ago

Ain’t gonna lie, I was really hoping it was a Checker as I was reading the article.

Last edited 4 hours ago by 10001010
Tbird
Tbird
3 hours ago
Reply to  10001010

My first thought was a Marathon as well.

LTDScott
LTDScott
2 hours ago
Reply to  10001010

The Taxi theme song started playing in my head.

Horizontally Opposed
Horizontally Opposed
5 hours ago

Love the NVs!! We need more of those (but better made) and less boring ass Rav4s.

Tbird
Tbird
5 hours ago

Could this be the long anticipated Autopian RV?

Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
5 hours ago
Reply to  Tbird

That’s what I was thinking too.

Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
5 hours ago

NGL, I am sad, I was hoping you would buy the NASH. 🙁

MaximillianMeen
MaximillianMeen
5 hours ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

As long as you tried. The Nash was certainly my favorite, but if you guys have intentions of doing some mods (either intentionally or by reckless abandon) then I’m glad you picked something more replaceable.

Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
5 hours ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

(◔ૂ◔) “Hmmm…. I bet they’re going to trash the Nissan, big time

Last edited 5 hours ago by Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
4 hours ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

https://www.copart.com/lot/71632794/clean-title-1949-nash-airflyte-ca-adelanto

Did you say that you bid? It’s currently at $300.00

Last edited 4 hours ago by Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
My Goat Ate My Homework
My Goat Ate My Homework
3 hours ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

Is there really such a thing as a “too low” bid for a 10 year old salvage title beat to shit NV200 taxi from NYC?

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
5 hours ago

Out of all the possibilities, a Nissan NV2000 certainly is one of them. Not one I would have chosen—but you people are a fun kind of crazy, so I’m looking forward to seeing what becomes of it

Musicman27
Musicman27
5 hours ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

Thank you for informing the non-paying part of the Autopian population, of the upcoming automobile.

Last edited 5 hours ago by Musicman27
Saul Goodman
Saul Goodman
4 hours ago
Reply to  Musicman27

Tossabl’s comment is what I am thankful for this Thanksgiving.

If you’d like to read this post and get a sneak preview of our next car you should become a member of The Autopian scroll down a little.

Last edited 4 hours ago by Saul Goodman
Taargus Taargus
Taargus Taargus
4 hours ago
Reply to  Musicman27

Haha, wait non-members can see the comment sections of member-only posts?

VanGuy
VanGuy
1 hour ago

Correct. I discovered this before becoming a member too.

Geoff Buchholz
Geoff Buchholz
5 hours ago

Torch Cab > Cash Cab

MATTinMKE
MATTinMKE
4 hours ago
Reply to  Geoff Buchholz

It’s just a series of ‘Would You Rathers’ sprung on unsuspecting randos in Gary, Indiana.

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
4 hours ago
Reply to  MATTinMKE

Probably best to bypass Gary.

LTDScott
LTDScott
2 hours ago
Reply to  Geoff Buchholz

Weird, I was just looking up things about Bowling Green, KY earlier today because I’m going there in 2 weeks and I randomly saw on Wikipedia that Ben Bailey is from there.

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