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Saab Once Built Weird Versions Of The Plymouth Valiant To Sell As Cop Cars

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With David still wrenching away on Valiants down under, we’re still looking at highly enigmatic overseas versions of one of America’s most bread-and-butter sedans, the Plymouth Valiant. So we’ve found mild mannered Plymouth Valiants-in-disguise living in Spain, but these were not the only Chrysler A-Body expats to flee to Europe. Here’s another one: Valiant cop cars. In Sweden.

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It’s strange enough to see Valiants existing in the Land of the Midnight Sun, and as police cruisers no less. However, it gets stranger; these cars were actually ASSEMBLED there, by SAAB! That’s right: the key-on-the-floor, freewheel-equipped, egg-shaped car maker building a meat-and-potatoes American car. For whatever reason, SAAB built CKD (completely knocked down) kits, which were primarily used as cop cars because, in the words of one source, they did not have a car equivalent to a Volvo Amazon or 144 to offer for such use.

Oh, and did you think they put a 318 under the hood? They didn’t. No, there’s a Slant 6 in there, just like in Aunt Janet’s car.

Damn, they all showed up for the infamous Stockholm Syndrome robbery!

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Inside, it gets stranger. When building later Valiants, it looks like SAAB installed their own door handles inside, put in a center console, and blessedly added their own donut-hole-headrest seats in place of the Plymouth’s standard fare, which, from my experience, were some of the worst seats that I have ever experienced in a motor vehicle.

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Out front, however, things get really bizarre:

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What’s with the front end? It looks like a person with their eyelids removed.  Apparently headlight wipers and washers became mandatory in Sweden, so to make the A-Body compliant they had to add them.  They dealt with the issue of the trim around the lights not clearing the wipers by simply shitcanning the bezels, resulting in this odd, unfinished, creepy look:

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Come on, SAAB!  You gave us the push/pull broom headlight washer and you do THIS?

I knew that American cars were once popular in Scandinavia, but it’s hard to imagine SAAB executives negotiating for Leaning Tower Of Power-equipped sedans.

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Still, it’s nice to see a few poor Valiants getting a chance to break free from their typical life of transporting eighty-year-olds to church at 30MPH. Flying over frost heaves while chasing guys stealing crates of lutefisk and krumkake, these Mopars dealt with abuse even sixteen-year old me couldn’t inflict on them (believe me, I TRIED to kill this thing) yet lived to tell the tale.

sources: wikipedia, Hemmings, The Local, the samba

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CAD_SAAB
CAD_SAAB
2 years ago

This is absolutely crazy! I had no idea. Hey Bishop, can you drop me a line at gryphon@saabclub.ca? I run the magazine for the Saab Club of Canada and I’d love to feature this article. Can’t figure out any other way to get in touch with you. Cheers.

Robert Swartz
Robert Swartz
2 years ago

These figure prominently in the contemporary mystery novels of Per Wahloo and Maj Sjowall, one of which was made into the US film The Laughing Policeman. Set in San Francisco, it’s a 70’s crime thriller with a great cast, and well worth a watch.

Pity about the bezels. Ironically at the time, Chrysler offered headlight wipers for its US cars with hidden headlights – the inevitable problem of keeping lenses which never saw a carwash clear.

Paullasy
Paullasy
2 years ago

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Vetatur Fumare
Vetatur Fumare
2 years ago

Sweden has always had a huge American car scene (“raggare”; check out Power Big Meet in Västerås if you doubt me) and a retired Police Valiant (“Snutvalle”, snut meaning cop/pig) was always considered the absolute lowest form of American car, ranking barely higher than a Volvo. When I was a kid, if we saw a Valiant we would always check the seats and then shake our heads in disgust if they were Saab ones.

Lokki
Lokki
2 years ago

…did you think they put a 318 under the hood? They didn’t. No, there’s a Slant 6 in there, just like in Aunt Janet’s car.

Amazingly enough my family owned a 2-stroke, 3-cylinder SAAB 96 and a slant-6 Plymouth Valiant back in the 1960’s.

I assure you that the 145 HP slant-6 easily outran the 40 HP SAAB – except in the snow when the SAAB could outrun anything on the road – you just had to build up momentum and never ever touch the brakes.

Jakob K's Garage
Jakob K's Garage
2 years ago

Glad you could use my Valiant tip on your other article and investigated it further 🙂

Here’s my own 70ies Stockholm Polis vehicle: https://www.instagram.com/p/CiS3keZoXlx/

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EssExTee
EssExTee
2 years ago

Dang, I clicked on this praying they put a V4 in it.

PaulaHub
PaulaHub
2 years ago

❤️Hі. Мy nаme іs Pаula, Іm 24 yеars оld) Bеginning SЕХ mоdel 18+) І lоve bеing phоtographed іn thе nudе) Plеase ratе my phоtos аt ➤ https://ja.cat/id378076

Hangover Grenade
Hangover Grenade
2 years ago

I think headlight wipers are such an underappreciated car option. They may be dumb but they are so cool in my mind. I am always on the lookout for w123 headlight wipers on ebay.

Douglas Bolingbroke
Douglas Bolingbroke
2 years ago

May I propose a competition? “What would Paula drive?”

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
2 years ago

20 years ago: a white Jetta with obviously done-for struts.
10years ago: listing TrailBlazer
Today: 4yo Kia that’s been sideswiped or has a window badly taped shut.

Good game!
Anyone else? I suspect it’s kinda region-specific. I’m right on the edge of coal country in the Mid-Atlantic region

Andy Individual
Andy Individual
2 years ago

I think she a rider not a driver so probably e-bike or uber.

Dave Horchak
Dave Horchak
2 years ago

Sorry Paula you look chunky in that picture why waste my time?

MaximillianMeen
MaximillianMeen
2 years ago

“egg-shaped car maker”

So was the factory egg-shaped? Or the employees? I can just image a factory full of Swedish Weebles making cars!

Cheap Bastard
Cheap Bastard
2 years ago

“I knew that American cars were once popular in Scandinavia”

Once popular? You should go! I see more classic American iron on an average summer day in rural Sweden than I do in California. Especially Corvettes. There are little barn based museums spread out around the countryside with vintage cars, trucks, motorcycles and of course farm equipment. Car shows too.

If you go do be sure to stop at Biltima for fika. Biltima is like a weird cross of AutoZone, Walmart with a cheap food court. Fika is coffee and a cinnamon roll. Last time I was there a few years ago fika cost a whopping 5SEK, or about $0.50. Not a bad price for what is simple IKEA grade food but you go for the people watching. Sweden has its own kind of rednecks and that’s where you’ll see them.

Ranwhenparked
Ranwhenparked
2 years ago
Reply to  Cheap Bastard

The correct thing to say is Scandinavians love *vintage* American cars, I don’t think many Swedes are lusting over a new Equinox or Traverse, but they are more than willing to go through the expense and logistics to ship over a rust free ’57 Fury or what have you.

Cheap Bastard
Cheap Bastard
2 years ago
Reply to  Ranwhenparked

“The correct thing to say is Scandinavians love *vintage* American cars, I don’t think many Swedes are lusting over a new Equinox or Traverse, but they are more than willing to go through the expense and logistics to ship over a rust free ’57 Fury or what have you.”

Oh rust isn’t a problem. My cousin and his friends shipped over a trio of ’49 Buicks from Philly with enough rust on them to give even DT eyeball tetnus.

Why? Cuz BUICKS!

You are correct in that I didn’t see many newer American cars save the odd lifted, super sized, 100% ‘ authentic ‘Murican pickup complete with smokestacks. You’d think $8+/gallon would dampen that kind of ridiculous Americanism but no. Some newer Corvettes and a Gulf liveried GT40 in my local ICA’s parking lot too.

(Also ridiculous: Dollar Stores in a country that doesn’t use Dollars.)

Vetatur Fumare
Vetatur Fumare
2 years ago
Reply to  Cheap Bastard

Did you taste American Dressing? Rhode Island sauce? Our idea of America is sometimes better than the original.

Slow Joe Crow
Slow Joe Crow
2 years ago
Reply to  Ranwhenparked

I was just watching a Danish cop show and a character in a sort of salvage yard workshop had two GM T400 pickups. They must be common to just be there

OrigamiSensei
OrigamiSensei
2 years ago

For all my love of Mopar, my completely irrational level of reverence for the 225 Slant 6 and the 318 V-8, and my tolerance for countless malaise-era models, I just can’t muster any love for the Plymouth Valiant (although Darts are great in my book and a ’68 Dart convertible is a bucket list car for me – not pretending my opinion is rational). My parents had a ’75 Valiant similar to the police car shown above that has no headlight bezels and it was a giant piece of junk that perhaps fortunately got totaled after two years when an elderly gentleman who should not have had a license rear ended my mom and me. I hated that car. It got replaced by a ’77 Dodge Aspen wagon which was also objectively pretty crappy but for which I have a lot more nostalgia and fondness (I learned to drive in the Aspen, and learned to drive stick in my dad’s ’77 Dodge pickup with 3-on-the-tree). If you ever have a Mopar from that era make sure you have a spare ballast resistor with you!

Dave Horchak
Dave Horchak
2 years ago
Reply to  OrigamiSensei

Interesting take I had a Valiant and my 2 brothers each had Darts. There wasn’t a part different between them. When one of the Darts crapped the bed we used it for parts on both survivors.

Eric Brandt
Eric Brandt
2 years ago

“It is a 3 for me dog.” Try some hood based poses next time.

Man With A Reliable Jeep
Man With A Reliable Jeep
2 years ago

Guys, I’ll chip in $5 on this one. Who else is in?

Donald Petersen
Donald Petersen
2 years ago

Not I. I like tarantulas.

Mike Harrell
Mike Harrell
2 years ago

I think I’d still rather find a Saab-Lancia 600 but I admit I’m not entirely sure of that.

MATTinMKE
MATTinMKE
2 years ago

That interior is a vast improvement!

Man With A Reliable Jeep
Man With A Reliable Jeep
2 years ago
Reply to  MATTinMKE

I’d recognize that SAAB upholstery anywhere. I’d love to own a SAAB Valiant collaboration vehicle.

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