There’s something about the challenge of identifying cars by tiny pieces that clamps onto my attention and holds, ferociously, like a Pomeranian on a dropped hot dog. Yesterday I was feeling pretty smug because I just identified four really obscure cars procured by our partner Beau (more on those soon!) from just taillight pictures, so I was pretty cocky when I encountered this challenge: identifying part of a van in a river. And it kicked my ass brutally, and I think with some glee. So now I want your help, Autopians. We can’t let river van win.
The van came to my attention via the Twitter account of my friend Emily (who is an absurdly talented tinkerer and builder of things, just so you know) who noticed the van-chunk as it was revealed in an unusually low LA river:
The water level in the river is low enough because of the drought that the dismembered remains of a car have appeared, much like the body in a barrel recently revealed by the drought in Lake Mead, though less gruesome.
It looks like it was some kind of panel van maybe pic.twitter.com/QGzwbwIkue
— Emily Velasco (@MLE_Online) May 11, 2022
We don’t get to see much of the van at all; in fact, what’s not hidden by water appears to have been partially bisected by either human hands wielding a Sawzall or the bite of a terrifyingly large kaiju of some kind. So, we’re really only dealing with, like, 1/8th of a van here, at best. [Editor’s note: Looks like more than 1/8. Also “bisect” means split in half. I’m going with 1/3 of a van, here. -DT]
Still, that should be enough to identify this. As I said, I just identified several obscure cars based on about six square inches of area [Editor’s note: Enough with the bragging! How many days of this will I have to endure?! -DT]. This should be possible! And yet, it’s proving very difficult, mostly because of one key detail.
The detail is this stamping right there, as indicated by the arrow. It’s the place where a window would be punched out in passenger versions of this van, but as this seems to have been a cargo version, it wasn’t. It’s a common thing to see on panel vans. Here’s a similar one on a GMC Savana/Chevy Express:
Same idea, but not the same van, as you can see that one in the river there is a much smaller window-area stamping with a much larger corner radius. The sorta B-pillar area (well, where the pillar would be if the window was actually stamped out) is much thicker. So, it’s not one of these.
Could it be a low-roof Ford Transit Connect?
No, those don’t even have any window stamping area on the windowless versions.
It’s not the newer version, either.
RAM Promaster City? Nissan NV200?
Nope and nope. Wrong shape for that stamping. Maybe the bigger Nissan van, the one with the stupidly-long hood? The Nissan NV?
Hm. That’s a bit closer?
That’s close, but now I’m not sure about the slope of that A-pillar, which seems to have a steeper rake than the NV. That, and there seems to be a much more prominent rain gutter between the roof panel and the side, which the NV lacks. So I don’t think this is our answer.
What the hell else could this be? LA sometimes gets Mexican-market cars sneaking over. Could it maybe be a VW Caddy?
Eeeeh, close but still not it. Am I thinking too exotic? Could it be a ubiquitous Ford Econoline/E-Series?
Hm. Let’s enhance the window-stamp area and compare:
We’ve got the rain gutter, but that A-pillar isn’t right, and the shape of the window stamping isn’t either. Crap. Maybe that window stamping on the flooded van was hidden under an outer panel? But I don’t see any obvious mounting methods?
What other panel vans are out there? Why do none of these fit? Why is this so hard? What is that miserable, sunken half-van? What is its story, and what dark secrets did it take with it into the deep?
Someone help me out here. This is making me bonkers, and I know if anyone can help, it’s one of you crazy-ass Autopians, of which I bet there’s at least a few who fetishize panel vans and will recognize this as quickly as a photo of their own mom.
So, please, solve this and get it out of my head!
It’s absolutely the Chev/GMC you posted first. The lack of reference points for the size of the van has thrown you off. The relief is the same shame and the cabin size and windscreen angle also match. You nailed it straight away and then spent the rest of the article doubting it.
I am firmly in the 1996-present Chevrolet Express/GMC Savana camp; to narrow the year range we would need to see badges, grille, taillights, etc. I attached pictures in my response on Twitter comparing it to the other most common candidate, the Ford Econoline: https://twitter.com/Kinto_M/status/1524511825135644672
The “window” is embossed with a thick, gutter-like border, not just a simple ridge; the rain gutter starts to curve downward at the A-pillar; and the driver’s door appears to have wrapped around the A-pillar all the way to the windshield.
I tried to find a picture of an Express/Savana with the driver’s door open from the right angle to compare sheetmetal stampings (the little tab at the upper rear corner could be very distinctive) but didn’t have enough luck.
I agree; Jason’s first guess was exactly right, and Express/Savana was my first thought, too.
I had some time after knocking off work yesterday, DID find a pic of a Chevy Express with the door open, and have posted a Torchian 8×10 glossy photograph (actually 11×11 PDF) with circles and lines and paragraphs on the back:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1h_UehpAub1kZOv72vPJpLCdmA-MpyCKB/view?usp=sharing
The photo with the door open is at a lower angle, but the relevant elements are visible.
As someone who worked with both the 90’s GMC van and a 2004 Ford E, I thought it was the Chevy/GMC, now I am sure. Well done with the presentation!
Nice work on the pic. You have me 100% convinced.
Excellent work! This image is too good to be buried as a link, hopefully Mr T will see it and bring it onto the main page.
99 thumbs up for the reference
Too bad justice is blind
Absolutely not an Aerostar. The relif matched the window cutout on the passenger van, and was at a much sharper angle.
I’m going with early Express/Savanah.
I love the earnest passion and expertise of this place that I come here way late and am still the first one to point this out:
In LA of all places, shouldn’t they know you’re supposed to park the van down BY the river?
This is what happens when you decide to live in a VAN down by the RIVER!!!!
Whatever it is, Carvana just emailed the owner an offer for it.
One more vote for Chevy Express:
https://www.cars.com/research/chevrolet-express_1500-2005/
I’m 90% a Ford Econoline. Far side looks like doors are missing.
It’s not a van, it’s a German vacation cottage.
This one even has a soaking tub.
I love this article. It is one of the many reasons that I come to The Autopian. Do y’all have any good insider information on the new VW Scout? … as for the van in the article, I’m hoping it is an older van, because that’s more intriguing.
Yeah, it pretty much has to be just a chevy express/gmc savannah. https://images.craigslist.org/00s0s_6y62wWqEISOz_0CI0lN_1200x900.jpg Notice how the top edge of the window stamp curves down and the way the rain gutter tapers off toward the front. It looks thick because only the corner is visible. I’d make a photoshopped version of them lined up, but I can’t post pictures.
Yup, everything else people are guessing all lack the downward curve. Gotta be it
It makes a lot of sense, but the window stamping on the waterlogged one looks a lot deeper and more defined. Could be visual deception of comparing a clean van photographed from a 90 degree angle with a dirty one photographed at an off-square angle.
While I cannot nail down the exact year, it does look like a Chevy/Ford full size.
As for: [Editor’s note: Enough with the bragging! How many days of this will I have to endure?! -DT].
All the days, David, all the days.
“Also ‘bisect’ means split in half.”
Etymologically it means “cut into two” and although this often is used in the sense of two equal parts, particularly in mathematics, it does not necessarily mean this and in many contexts can be appropriately employed even when referring to two unequal parts, so its use in describing the exposed part of the van seems apt.
+1 for use of pedantry!
I definitely agree with the commenters who are suggesting that you go older. This has probably been in the river for many years.
1983 GMC Vandura:
https://www.gmcvandura.com/1983-2500-for-sale-in-nampa-id/
My parents had a conversion one in gold and brown similar to this. Also, it’s the same model and year as the A-Team black van (1983 GMC).
Maybe this was the original A-Team van (Whoa…)
I’m pretty certain the 1983 GM cargo vans have flat sides. They didn’t have window shapes stamped into the metal of the panel vans.
I think there were very few models the US that did before the 1990s.
I think it is likely an Aerostar as others have already mentioned. However, it wouldn’t surprise me if it actually is a GMC Savannah with the A pillar distorted from damage. The remaining structure got partially crushed by something.
What do you mean before you go nuts? I thought you had been there and back a few times.
I think he has to turn around to find “go nuts”.
None of you guys are right. It’s a 1990’s VW T4 cargo van:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswagen_Transporter_(T4)
Prolly a failed camper experiment.
There are no rain gutters. That is an optical illusion.
The photo is of the left side of the vehicle. On that side the B-pillar is contiguous, because there is no door there on the cargo van, multiple years. Not just 1999 or 1993:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:1994_Volkswagen_Transporter_(2).jpg
Your argument is unconvincing.
The picture you linked shows exactly what rootwyrm is talking about. The Volkswagen has an additional horizontal embossed line tangent to the top of the “window” that cuts across the B-pillar.
Not even close with that wrap around windshield.
Shape of the panel looks wrong. The top edge of the river van is not totally horizontal. It appears to slope up as it goes to the back.
I think your first guess was right on. Early Chevy Express/GMC Savana has the correct curvature to the side panel aft of the door opening, and I think the corner radius on the window stamping looks larger than it actually is in that photo. I found a pic of one with the driver’s door open, and the door jamb stamping matches, too.
This is exactly what I thought… although the Ford Aerostar is a close second.
Aerostar had no rain gutter and a sharper angle to the window.
FFS we need pic posting ability.
I think you might be right: https://www.cars.com/research/chevrolet-express_1500-2005/
The offset between the panel curve and the roof rail looks larger than it is because we don’t have much context for it. When you look at the size of the door opening and realize how narrow that opening would actually be, it’s easier to imagine. I think you got it!
My first reaction was that the word “van” might be misleading, as the shape looks like it could just as easily be a truck, opening up many more possibilities. But then again, I don’t recall ever seeing windowless stamping on a truck. I also thought that there could be a glass window there, and that it just happened to be as dirty as the metal around it… but no, the way the cut line goes right through the “window” looks very much like it’s the same piece of metal. Well, so much for that idea, then. I’m convinced it’s a van now. Back to your regularly-scheduled speculation!
Torch, you seem to be focusing on modern vans. Is it possible this thing has been in the river for more than 40 years? Look at the slope of the A pillar on a ’65 Chevy van, the side doesn’t have that window relief, but I feel it might be closer
1972-ish Dodge Sportsman. Google it!
1970’s Dodge Sportsman https://photos.classiccars.com/cc-temp/listing/138/909/21874311-1977-dodge-sportsman-thumb.jpg
Yep. Aerostar.
Aerostar was my first thought as well.
Nope, I take it back… No rain rail on an Aerostar. Now I’m thinking early 90s Caravan cargo van.
It’s an Aquastar.
Ford Aerostar with the door missing.
For reference:
http://carphotos.cardomain.com/images/0004/87/78/4097887.jpg?v=16070954?v=2
oh man that green!
No rain gutters, though!
I can’t find any Aerostars with rain gutters, but everything else matches up…
Nailed it
Agreed