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Start Your Day By Identifying A Very Smashed And Rusty Car!

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All day yesterday David and I have been wrenching on that beat-to-hell 375,000-mile NYC taxi (more on that to come, I promise!) which involved a bit of running around the middle part of the state looking for parts. While we were driving back from Siler City (home to the Matterhorn and Pompidou Center, if my research is correct) where we had sourced a steering rack and alternator and window switch block, we passed by an extremely-smashed pile of twisted metal that once was a car. Of course, David was drawn to the scent of decay and the rust particles in the air, so we pulled over so he could get a lick, as his body needs rust.

The car was profoundly wrecked. So much so that I wondered why it had ended up here, next to what appeared to be a small residential street, likely on the corner of someone’s yard, as opposed to in a scrapyard.

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But here it was, slowly making its way back into the earth from whence it came, likely having been there for decades. The chrome looked surprisingly good, though!

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As with any good very-smashed car, my goal was to see if I could, somehow, identify it. Because that’s fun! And since I believe fun is an inexhaustible resource, able to to be shared and spread around like a miasma, I’m sharing it with you! Let’s see if you can identify this heap that was once a car!

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I’ll tell you now with some degree of vainglory that I did figure out what this was while I was there, and I confirmed it. So see if you can figure it out, and I’ll give you a link to the answer below! Here’s another pic:

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This is the angle that gave it away for me. So let’s zoom in closer:

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I bet after seeing this, at least some of you will be able to ID this car. This was an important car, from a company you definitely know. It’s not some exotic Borgward or Wartburg or something like that, as exciting as that would be.

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If it helps, here’s an interior shot:

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I wonder how long this thing has been out here? Had we landed on the moon? Did watergate happen? Was it possible to play Galaga? Was grunge used to refer to music, or just the stuff that grows behind your toilet? Were we on AOL? Who knows?

Okay, want to see the answer? And keep in mind, the year may be off a bit, but it’s close enough. Click here to see!

Did you figure it out? Be honest! Or, barring that, at least make your lie interesting!

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MiniDave
MiniDave
1 month ago

The taillights gave it away, plus too and also…..I’m older than that car!

Andrea Petersen
Andrea Petersen
1 month ago

That’s very kind of you to stop and make sure David got his blood rust levels up. Since he’s in LA now, he’s almost guaranteed to be deficient.

Jonathan Hendry
Jonathan Hendry
1 month ago

Hang some Cor-Ten tubes around the office for him to use as rust licks.

Jonathan Hendry
Jonathan Hendry
1 month ago

So is David planning to get that running and drive it to Moab within six weeks?

Jatkat
Jatkat
1 month ago

Without googling- I think it’s a 52 or so ford? OOOH I was close!

Beer-light Guidance
Beer-light Guidance
1 month ago

Jason, your mention of the Pompidou Center has me wondering if you are a Three Bean Salad podcast listener? If not, you should: the ridiculous nature of the podcast would be right up your alley.

AssMatt
AssMatt
1 month ago

“Borgward, to Wartburg!”

Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
Ramblin' Gamblin' Man
1 month ago

So, how much did DT end up paying for it? 😉

Mechanical Pig
Mechanical Pig
1 month ago

Keep an eye out on youtube for the “Will this ABANDONED Shoebox Ford RUN and DRIVE 1000 Miles Home?” (clickbait thumbnail with big red arrow and “Harbor Freight Motor Swap?” on it)

El Jefe de Barbacoa
El Jefe de Barbacoa
1 month ago
Reply to  Mechanical Pig

We should get our Aussie All-Stars flown out to get this thing running. It’s probably in better shape than David’s Ute was.

GhosnInABox
GhosnInABox
1 month ago

Charlie B. Barkin and Itchy Itchiford’s starter home.

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
1 month ago

Looks to be a a ‘49 or ‘50 Ford going by those taillights. My aunt drove one and it looks like her “shoebox.”

Last edited 1 month ago by Canopysaurus
Along with Martin, Dutch Gunderson, Lana and Sally Decker
Along with Martin, Dutch Gunderson, Lana and Sally Decker
1 month ago
Reply to  Canopysaurus

Bingo!

Comme çi, come alt
Comme çi, come alt
1 month ago

The rear quarter panel actually threw me a bit, but that’s what I initially thought it was when I saw the two passenger-side doors.

But the question we all want Jason to answer is how much David paid for this and how long it will be before it gets deposited in the Galpin Ford lot as a new project.

Last edited 1 month ago by Comme çi, come alt
Trust Doesn't Rust
Trust Doesn't Rust
1 month ago

I come from KC, Missouri
And I got my kicks out on Route 66
Every truck stop from Butte to MO
Motown to old Alabama
From Texarkana and east of Savannah
From Tampa to old Kokomo

Worthless
Worthless
Worthless, worthless, worthless

Baltimore Paul
Baltimore Paul
1 month ago

Hemmings, when they had a blog, ran a feature called “Car Spotting”. They would show a vintage photo of a street scene and the commenters would point out the cars they could see. I miss that feature and Hemmings blog and their writer Daniel Strohl

PlatinumZJ
PlatinumZJ
1 month ago
Reply to  Baltimore Paul

I follow a Facebook page that features pictures of vintage street scenes in Maine. Frequently someone will post an image with a caption like “This is Portland in 1953!” but there’s a 1960s Ford dead center. The shrieking and car identifying that follow in the comments section are always entertaining.

Froomg
Froomg
1 month ago

Someones gotta say it: “Ran when parked” and “That’ll buff right out”

Tim R
Tim R
1 month ago
Reply to  Froomg

No lowballers, I know what I got

Luxx
Luxx
1 month ago
Reply to  Froomg

“I’m going to fix it up someday”.

SCJeff
SCJeff
1 month ago
Reply to  Froomg

Grail!

Eephus
Eephus
1 month ago
Reply to  Froomg

One owner!

Collegiate Autodidact
Collegiate Autodidact
1 month ago

Ah, yeah, the taillight and surf line in the rear fender are so distinctive but it was still gratifying to find my guess to be correct when I clicked on the link.
Speaking of surf (ha) and per JT’s pondering how long that car had been left to the elements, there were some pictures going around online more than a decade ago, around 2012, that were claimed to show a 1964 Pontiac Bonneville station wagon abandoned in 1973 on a northern California beach with its turquoise vinyl interior still astonishingly intact some 40 years later: https://barnfinds.com/wp-content/uploads/original-surf-wagon-rear.jpg
Might be a bit of apples and oranges to compare Pacific Ocean sea air to North Carolina humidity but, still, it’s indeed up for speculation as to whether we’d already landed on the moon when that car was abandoned.

Angry Bob
Angry Bob
1 month ago

Iron oxide deficiency must cause attraction to electric BMWs.

Dennis Ames
Dennis Ames
1 month ago
Reply to  Angry Bob

The turn signals on the pictured wreck, are as just as useful on the ones as a BMW.

Brent Ozar
Brent Ozar
1 month ago

Yes yes enough pics of the $800 NYC taxi you’re working on, but where’s the car you want us to identify?

Comet_65cali
Comet_65cali
1 month ago

https://www.imcdb.org/v014271.html

One of my favorite movie cars…I can still hear that exhaust from that front shot.

DialMforMiata
DialMforMiata
1 month ago

I built enough AMT kits of the shoebox Fords to know those taillights anywhere!

Jakob K's Garage
Jakob K's Garage
1 month ago

’49-52 Ford shoebox?

EXL500
EXL500
1 month ago

1951 was the last of this body style. Otherwise you have it right. See my earlier post.

Ranwhenparked
Ranwhenparked
1 month ago

Yep, specifically ’49 or ’50

V10omous
V10omous
1 month ago

The font on the Magic Air system makes me think 1949.

https://www.thebrassworks.net/products/1948-1950-ford-magic-air-heater-core

Last edited 1 month ago by V10omous
Mike Harrell
Mike Harrell
1 month ago
Reply to  V10omous

I agree. The vertical chrome strips flanking the speedometer also indicate it’s a ’49.

Large Marge
Large Marge
1 month ago
Reply to  Mike Harrell

Door latches also definitively ID it as a ’49

Tim R
Tim R
1 month ago
Reply to  V10omous

This is the most Autopian post. ‘based on the A/C font…’
🙂

Last edited 1 month ago by Tim R
Mike Harrell
Mike Harrell
1 month ago
Reply to  Tim R

It’s a heater, though, not air conditioning.

Red865
Red865
1 month ago
Reply to  Mike Harrell

Back when a heater was optional!

Óscar Morales Vivó
Óscar Morales Vivó
1 month ago

Hey this is like the time when the Discord commentariat was able to identify the remains of a car deep inside Portola Redwoods State Park (California, Santa Cruz mountains) in about half an hour.

FWIW it was a 1941 Buick. The remains were too derelict to be sure about the body type.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 month ago

Not too bad: I was guessing 52 Ford from the front shot.

Rippstik
Rippstik
1 month ago

Easy, it’s a Leverite.

Leverite there, it’s not worth restoring.

Hoser68
Hoser68
1 month ago
Reply to  Rippstik

Agreed, but if it was a 1/4 window coupe, it might be worth consideration.

EXL500
EXL500
1 month ago

Shoebox Ford. 1949-1951.

Hoser68
Hoser68
1 month ago
Reply to  EXL500

What little I see of the grill says 1951. The rear fenders are 100% Shoebox Ford.

These things used to be really common in the hot rodder scene growing up, it’s shocking that it wasn’t seen instantly.

EXL500
EXL500
1 month ago
Reply to  Hoser68

I was leaning towards 1951 also. My first word was “car” and I still have it bad.

Hoser68
Hoser68
1 month ago
Reply to  EXL500

My dad’s favorite car was a 49 Ford 1/4 window. It was long gone by the time I showed up, but he had pictures.

Ranwhenparked
Ranwhenparked
1 month ago
Reply to  Hoser68

It has the earlier dash and no sign of the tail light spears, so I’d go with 1949 or 1950, what little is left of the grille could fit all years, though the bumper does sort of feel more ’51

Hoser68
Hoser68
1 month ago
Reply to  Ranwhenparked

Fords of that era weren’t as standardized as in other eras. My dad got a 49 in 1950. It was weird. It had an independent front suspension and an OHV engine instead of the normal flathead. Also had an electric overdrive, so it was basically a 5 speed (1,2,3, 2OD, and 3OD). He was told that the engine and suspension were way too early (5 years or so). All he can figure is that it was a test mule that Ford decided to sell.

This thing could be a left over 50 with a 51 grill. Or just as likely, the 49/50 grill with the “8 ball” was more popular with hot rods, so it might be that someone swapped the front trim with a 51 Ford to get the 8 ball on a Coupe.

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