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Take The Hardest Taillight-As-Sushi Identification Quiz Ever

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I’m not going to lie to you. We’ve been through far, far too much together. I’m short-staffed today, the only editor, and it’s Friday. I’m riding the ragged edge here, but that doesn’t mean you don’t deserve the best automotive content I can give you. But what is “best?” That’s a subjective term, isn’t it? Couldn’t “best” be, say, something goofy and fun and taken from a concept I did a few years ago back at the Old Site? Of course it can! Hell, I did that same thing just yesterday!

In this case, at this moment, with the time I have available, I’m happy to say that “best” is now a quiz where you try to figure out what taillight is being referenced in a hand-drawn bit of sushi. That’s right, everybody! It’s time for the Great Sushi Taillight Quiz, and this time, I think it’s the hardest one yet!

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I did the first one of these back in 2019, and I hadn’t wanted to repeat myself. But then I realized, well, why should The Old Site be the only place for Taillight Sushi quizzes? They shouldn’t? I came up with them, and I want to bring taillight sushi joy to all of you Autopians, here on the site I helped create. And, just for more fun, I think this batch is even more challenging. So, who’s feeling like a big shot? Ready to identify some sushi taillights?

As always, each drawing depicts a piece (sometimes pieces) of sushi composed of seaweed, rice, salmon, and tuna. Each piece is designed to look like a specific taillight. Put your guesses in the comments, and I’ll have a link to the answers below all of the sushis:

1.Sushi1

2.

Sushi2

3.Sushi3 4.Sushi4

5.Sushi5

Okay! I feel like some of these are obvious, and some are deceptive, and one is likely pretty obscure. Here’s the answers! Make sure you put your guesses in the comments before checking the answers! Be honest, now!

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Erik McCullough
Erik McCullough
1 year ago

0 for 5 — and I like taillights too!

Jakob K's Garage
Jakob K's Garage
1 year ago

You’re the best, JT! (heart emoji)

Only got the 504 Berline right. Owned one of those a few years ago before my Figaro, after dreaming about one since 1979. All those southern french holidays sure made their impact on me 🙂
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv118oDlFNw

PaysOutAllNight
PaysOutAllNight
1 year ago

I’ll just say that you should have saved this article idea until you could collaborate with a sushi chef and a photographer.

Slirt
Slirt
1 year ago

eh, 2 for 5, but i can feel OK about that… for US readers one was particularly obscure IMO

Vetatur Fumare
Vetatur Fumare
1 year ago
Reply to  Slirt

Word. I got the Fulvia and the 504, but the Brazilian Chevette could have been like 60% of all cars of the 1980s.

Silent But Deadly
Silent But Deadly
1 year ago

I’ve got nothing. It all looks like sushi to me. But I’ve been fed and entertained…so I’m satisfied.

Brau Beaton
Brau Beaton
1 year ago

Ummm. This looks suspiciously like the private lunch menu at Le Lumiere. What’s next, Torch? Will you be displaying our semaphore seafood and amber wine selections to the unilluminated?!! Is nothing SACRED?? Honestly, I’m crying in my beer-filled 59 Caddy stemware as we speak.

Protodite
Protodite
1 year ago

I was actually able to get #3, shockingly enough. Weirdly spent lots of time with those cars

Double Wide Harvey Park
Double Wide Harvey Park
1 year ago

I never realized how distinctive the 504’s taillights were until I recognized them in sushi.

Amberturnsignalsarebetter
Amberturnsignalsarebetter
1 year ago

Send out the emergency alert beacon to the folks at OHOAT – Autopians demand taillight sushi t-shirts!

Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

I’d wear that. It’s low key brilliant. Caters to the car nerd ego perfectly. Says “we know what we got” without actually saying it. And only other car nerds would get it.
My graphic designer wife is on it..
No wait.. she’s ordering sushi…
Do they have crab rangoon?

Last edited 1 year ago by Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Amberturnsignalsarebetter
Amberturnsignalsarebetter
1 year ago

I am tempted to make my own, but this is original artwork so I’d rather Jason/Autopian gets my nickel.

Last edited 1 year ago by Amberturnsignalsarebetter
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
Phantom Pedal Syndrome
1 year ago

(screen printing squeegee in hand)“Stop.”
“No.. the ink is perfectly blended.”
“This silkscreen work is immaculate.”
“He’s got a point.”
“This isn’t our artwork.”
(sets down squeegee disappointedly)

LTDScott
LTDScott
1 year ago

Got all of them except #4 which I guessed this:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D2cLwxlXcAEzrrf.jpg

Mark Tucker
Mark Tucker
1 year ago

Only 3 out of 5. But to be fair, who was gonna get number 2 right?

Data
Data
1 year ago

Torch Unleashed 2: Electric Boogaloo has delivered the goods.
For some reason it amuses me that the Old Site is a proper noun.

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
1 year ago

I guessed none correctly. I speculated that because of the amber lenses none were US domestic lights , but that’s as far as I got. I’m so ashamed … and hungry.

Nsane In The MembraNe
Nsane In The MembraNe
1 year ago

This site has been Torch’d beyond all recognition!

Stink E. Jones
Stink E. Jones
1 year ago

I’m so annoyed and exasperated by the insanity of the article and the obscurity of the answers that I can’t even be bothered to comment.

Cyko9
Cyko9
1 year ago

Looks delicious! But I’m clueless about the taillights. Still, yum…

Geoff Buchholz
Geoff Buchholz
1 year ago

I did very poorly on this. I don’t care; I loved it. Thanks, Torch!

Do You Have a Moment To Talk About Renaults?
Do You Have a Moment To Talk About Renaults?
1 year ago

#3 is a Peugeot 504.

EDIT: nvm, didn’t see the answers were at the bottom. got that one right.

Last edited 1 year ago by Do You Have a Moment To Talk About Renaults?
A. Barth
A. Barth
1 year ago

taillight sushi joy

I love this phrase for reasons I do not yet fully understand.

It would be a fantastic name for a food truck, though.

Outofstep
Outofstep
1 year ago

I only got #5. I’m clearly not the taillight connoisseur that I thought I was.

Rad Barchetta
Rad Barchetta
1 year ago

God dammit. You had to post this right before dinnertime. Now I want sushi.

10001010
10001010
1 year ago

You know what might be more fun? If once a week we have a contest where members upload photos of taillights for Torch to guess.

Rust Buckets
Rust Buckets
1 year ago
Reply to  10001010

Yes! Jason, do this!

Amberturnsignalsarebetter
Amberturnsignalsarebetter
1 year ago
Reply to  Rust Buckets

How about photos of real sushi that we bought, started to eat, and then stopped mid-bite as we realized it looks just like a taillight from an obscure Belgian-market-only Spijkstaal tow tractor.

I think there’s a solid 17% chance we could stump him with one of those.

Bob Rolke
Bob Rolke
1 year ago

I only got #s 1 and 5. To me at least they are much more distinctive and unusual. I could not place the others.

Arrest-me Red
Arrest-me Red
1 year ago

If you need filler content how about the recipe for shower spegetti?

Michael Beranek
Michael Beranek
1 year ago

Folks, this is the one and only sushi-related tail light article you’ll read today. Or ever.

Amberturnsignalsarebetter
Amberturnsignalsarebetter
1 year ago

For some of us that’s already not true.

Michael Beranek
Michael Beranek
1 year ago

Oh jeez

Marlin May
Marlin May
1 year ago

Oops!

It'll buff out
It'll buff out
1 year ago

Thanks for the link. I actually got 4 out of 10 of those. Torch skunked me on this batch. Brazilian market Chevette? That’s not even fair….

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