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The Car Chase From This Crap ’80s Movie Is Amazing And Has 5 Black 911s Chasing A VW Kit Car

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I remember precisely one thing about the 1981 Disney movie Condorman, which I think I must have seen in the theater as a kid. I must have seen it in the theater because I don’t think it ever made it to television, and I’m pretty sure my family was the last American family to come to possess a VCR. So it had to be in the theater. I would have been about 10, and all I remember of the movie is one scene where an old ramshackle truck had an impossibly low and sleek car burst out of the front of it.

That’s all I ever remembered about that movie, just that one very specific image of a yellow car bursting out of some archaic-looking truck. When I wanted to figure out what the hell that scene was from and if I just imagined it or not in some childhood automotive fever-dream it wasn’t easy to Google, because I really couldn’t remember what the hell the rest of the movie was about.

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Were there feathers on the car? I think so! It was sort of a superhero movie? An avian-themed superhero? Birdman? No. Hawkman? No. Something like that. Egretman? Emuman? The Human Pelican? Condor! It was Condorman!

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The movie was a strange Disney sorta-superhero, sorta-spy movie. It wasn’t great. Here’s the trailer:

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It was about a comic book artist who sort of inadvertently “became” his superhero creation, and somehow managed to build all of the fancy equipment and cars and flying suits and whatever, getting involved with a KGB defector and all manner of other hijinx. The lead guy was kind of charmless, and the movie wasn’t really that great.

Well, I should say the movie itself wasn’t great, but there were some fantastic car chases in it. The chases were choreographed by Rémy Julienne, the man behind the car chases in a number of James Bond movies and, most significantly, The Italian Job. So, the car chase sequences definitely punched well above their weight, especially the one I remembered from my childhood, which, happily, I can show you, right now:

Oh man, there is so much going on there. It starts with a big, lumbering truck – it looks a bit like a Bedford, but it was built specifically for the movie, being chased by four black Porsche 911s, led by what looks like a Porsche 930 slantnose:

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Condorman 911s

(Screenshot: Disney via YouTube)

I kind of suspect that slantnose was a studio-modified normal 911, but still, it’s fun to see. They make quite an imposing and menacing pack of cars, especially when their prey is something as lumbering and helpless as this truck:

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(Screenshot: Disney via YouTube)

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There’s a lot going on with that sorta-Bedford truck: it has that charming home-built camper back that looks like some sort of Romanian dacha, along with all of those bundled quilts or bags of whatever lashed to the bumper there. It’s a bit of a confusing mess, but it all makes sense when that truck’s party trick is revealed:

Condorman Sequence

(Screenshot: Disney via YouTube)

It births a sportscar! A low, sleek, condor-livery’d sportscar! The sportscar emerges, and just casts its former shell aside, like some sort of automotive hermit crab.

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(Screenshot: Disney via YouTube)

I do love the control panel shown for the inside of the Condormobile; the green-phosphor video displays were very much products of their era, and I like how the button typography is the legendary and improbably-named Westminster typeface, a staple of sci-fi proto-cyber stuff since the late ’60s.

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(Screenshot: Disney via YouTube)

The physics of how this all could have worked are probably best left unexamined. Condorman and the lovely KGB defector somehow drop down into the Condormobile, even though the car does not seem to have any sort of opening roof? And the Condormobile was the basis of the truck all along, somehow, just driven from a secondary cab above? Sure, why not?

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And, most importantly, just what the hell is the Condormobile? Perhaps not too shockingly for anyone who has dug into movie cars, it’s based on a Volkswagen Beetle. It’s a Sterling Nova kit car, or perhaps a Cimbria, as an earlier version was known, and it later was known as an Eagle in the UK, then a Viper 2000, then a Nereia – this basic fiberglass bodyshell has had a ton of names and lives. The first version, the Nova, was designed by a man named Richard Oakes, in the UK.

I thought this particular version is one of the Cimbria ones, which was an unsanctioned variation on the Sterling kit, made by Joe Palumbo.

Condorman Cimbria

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But I was wrong; it seems the Condorman cars were actual modified Sterling Novas, which featured, among other things, a canopy-style door setup, which you can see in action in this video:

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Air-cooled VW fanatics may recognize that parking brake boot, too. The engine I think is still an air-cooled VW flat-four, but it has some big headers that make it sound a lot more ravenous.

What’s especially interesting about the Sterling kit is how relatively easy it seems to have been to assemble. This old 1974 Hot Rod article suggests you can do it all in about 40 hours, because so much of the kit is done for you – glass is installed, the canopy is installed, and it’s just 28 bolts onto a stock – as in no need to shorten – VW chassis and you’re pretty much good to go. That’s impressive.

Of course at $2195 (about $14,000 today) the kit cost almost as much as a 1974 Beetle would have back then, $2,625 ($16,914), but, damn, look what you end up with! Though, to be fair, the designer, Richard Oakes, did once say that the car was “designed for the enjoyment of the person looking at the car and not for the driver” but that’s also what made it perfect for its role in movies, like Condorman.

It’s also worth noting that the most recent official appearance of the Condormobile and Condorman was in a Pixar short called Small Fry, taking place in the Toy Story universe and featuring fast-food kids’ meal toys. It’s pretty funny:

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…and here’s Condorman’s cameo:

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(Screenshot:Pixar via YouTube)

That’s a pretty good likeness of the Sterling Nova/Condormobile.

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Really, that car is very likely the best part of that whole movie. It’s certainly all I remembered about the film over 40 years later, so that has to mean something, right?

 

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Geekycop .
Geekycop .
5 minutes ago

This is one of the movies my family watched regularly growing up, extreme cheese and all. My dad being as fixated as he was on old movies and cars, it was a perfect storm. We actually bought a barn-ish find Sterling GT to kind of pseudo condormobile for my little brother at one point because he loved this car so much. If you’ve never had the chance to drive one, they’re surprisingly quick even with stock VW components. Not supercar fast by any stretch, but way quicker than they have any right to be given the weed eater level of power out back.

Camp Fire
Camp Fire
15 minutes ago

Jason, thank you for sharing this! Yes, the movie is of severely low quality. But it brings back many happy VHS memories for me.

Seems like this film gets just two reactions:

“This film is so bad it’s memorable. Let’s watch it again!”
-or-
“This film is so bad I never want to think about it again.”

😛

Camp Fire
Camp Fire
19 minutes ago

“I kind of suspect that slantnose was a studio-modified normal 911, but still, it’s fun to see.”

Having asked this question many times as a kid, I’m happy to report that there’s a (short) shot during the chase where you can see a regular 911 tail peeking out from underneath the modified bodywork. Younger me was quite happy to have figured out some of the film’s tricks. 😉

Are you not entertained?
Are you not entertained?
25 minutes ago

Ah, the days when every road had a cliff for a car to plummet to its fiery death, and exploded with even minor fender benders. This is why you don’t coat your car in gasoline before you go chase the good guys.

Last edited 25 minutes ago by Are you not entertained?
Highland Green Miata
Highland Green Miata
26 minutes ago

Why is every dock in the movies always covered with random crates of fruit and veg?

Shinynugget
Shinynugget
35 minutes ago

Never saw the movie then but somehow ended up with a copy of the novelization. It seems the book and the movie were of similar quality.

JKcycletramp
JKcycletramp
1 hour ago

My brother and I watched Condorman a hundred times on VHS. We both love Porsches, so that worked.

Also, we work “I tripped you with a porpoise” into normal conversations…

Camp Fire
Camp Fire
12 minutes ago
Reply to  JKcycletramp

Bwahaha!

Just this week I used the “I may never move again” line. We also riff off the “plan B” discussion.

My brother prefers to walk into a room and randomly shout “TWO PEOPLE!”

If you know, you know.

Rollin Hand
Rollin Hand
1 hour ago

“You bring the dip, I’ll bring the Dostoyevsky!”

This movie was in the “so bad it’s good” category for me. It’s just fun, and Michael Crawford, as others have mentioned, is a talented comedic actor. I also think James Hampton improved any movie he was in, kind of like how The Rock used to make any movie he was in 10 percent better (sadly, not anymore).

I have long wondered how they got Oliver Reed to do this movie. Perhaps “drinks will be served” was part of the discussion.

And the car chase, in particular the leader of the Brochnoviatch (a ball bearing for an ee makes him the greatest Bond villain henchman that never was), was just mind blowing to me as a kid. It was totally in keeping with what Roger Moore was doing in.Lotus Esprits at the time.

And now I’ll have the theme music fanfare in my head for the rest of the day.

FlyingMonstera
FlyingMonstera
1 hour ago

Went to the cinema to see this for my 10th birthday. I remember two things – seeing Condorman’s car and thinking it was a Beetle so why was it doing so well against the 911s and it was raining going home as the demister couldn’t keep up with the breath of seven excitable/fighting/sugar-rushing boys.

Terry Mahoney
Terry Mahoney
2 hours ago

Ok. This article made me realize something. We need a new series of posts that highlight and tell the history of an obscure and/or interesting vehicle from a TV show, movie or music video.

Torch … Can you make it happen?

Last edited 2 hours ago by Terry Mahoney
Taargus Taargus
Taargus Taargus
3 hours ago

Lol, where in the hell was that car storing that massive ramp exactly?

LostinTransit
LostinTransit
3 hours ago

I’d rather you said something about the tv show “Stingray” (1985-1987)

Jim Galbraith
Jim Galbraith
6 hours ago

I saw it in the cinema because car chase. At the time it was funny enough, good car chase and Barbara Carrera was very very pretty (I was 8). Michael Crawford was a massive star on 70s UK TV as a hapless character in Some Mothers Do ‘Ave ‘Em. Talented guy.

Cheap Bastard
Cheap Bastard
7 hours ago

“So it had to be in the theater. I would have been about 10, and all I remember of the movie is one scene where an old ramshackle truck had an impossibly low and sleek car burst out of the front of it.”

I never saw the movie either but I DO remember that scene was used in the TV commercials promoting the movie. That’s probably where you saw it.

MST3Karr
MST3Karr
7 hours ago

Alright, so thanks for reminding me of this. I actually have the comic book adaptation somewhere. It fascinated me as a kid, as there was obviously nowhere to see the movie. I may actually cough up the four bucks to rent it.

Deathspeed
Deathspeed
11 hours ago

I’d never seen nor heard of this one, but any movie that destroys a bunch of 911s is alright in my book.

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