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The One Mistake That Old Bloggers Keep Making: Tales From The Slack

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Dodsworth
Dodsworth
7 days ago

There is no joy to be had viewing any website on a phone. The phone is a backup device. Desktop, 24 inches, look at the pretty pictures!

Fuzzyweis
Fuzzyweis
7 days ago

I split my browsing between desktop and mobile, but on mobile those full page ads you have to scroll past really suck, try not to harp because I know you need the monies but man they suck. I guess they aren’t as bad as pop-up videos you can’t skip.

Strangek
Strangek
7 days ago

I usually read on a laptop because that’s what I do at work instead of working!

QuantumRust
QuantumRust
6 days ago
Reply to  Strangek

What else is there to do with a work laptop? -Sent from my work laptop

MATTinMKE
MATTinMKE
7 days ago

Turns out I’m the opposite of your statistics. I cannot log in as a member on my laptop (because work). I have to comment and such on my phone.

You’re doing the Lord’s work, Pete! Keep going!

Knightcowboy
Knightcowboy
7 days ago

And after m.whatever came the “whatever” app, right? I’m sure as much as it was for viewing, they also have OS/built-in notifications, since notifications from your phone software stand out more than notifications from your web browser, to help feed the whole notification/feedback loop/tech addiction idea (obviously I’m not accusing this place of that, but some websites do that). So now instead of using the best tool for the job (computer), we’re using the worst (mobile), because it’s the best way to keep us on a tool period. I use mobile because I don’t want to lay in bed with a laptop but I’d rather an Autopian TV channel. Screen is big and far away. One button and go. Let someone on the staff grow an Anchorman mustache to make it fun. “TATV, because ATV was taken”

Harvey Parkour
Harvey Parkour
6 days ago
Reply to  Knightcowboy

> wants to send you notifications

EFFFF YOUUUUUU

> wants to know your location

How about no? You have my IP address, figure it out.

> sign up for our emails

*proceeds to send marketing emails every day about stuff reasonable people buy once a month*

> sign up for our text alerts!

Ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu

> Let someone on the staff grow an Anchorman mustache to make it fun

I nominate Alanis

Last edited 6 days ago by Harvey Parkour
Defenestrator
Defenestrator
3 days ago
Reply to  Harvey Parkour

Don’t forget to install our app!

Oh, and sign up for a subscription!

Oh, and once you’re subscribed, you should upgrade to a premium membership!

Martin English
Martin English
4 days ago
Reply to  Knightcowboy

Re the “whatever” app … one of the reasons for the growth in apps for reading what easily be read via a browser is that it’s illegal in the US (because the DMCA criminalizes the production and distribution of technology designed to circumvent copyright protection measures, i.e. reverse engineer the app to remove tracking, ads etc).

This was also pretty much a non negotiable element of any trade treaty negotiations the US was involved in, meaning similar laws are in place all around the world.

On the other hand, with a website, I can (for example) make an RSS feed by grabbing individual pages, removing tracking and ad logic. By reverse engineering the website code.

TL;DR Think of it in terms of “right to fix” laws.

Last edited 4 days ago by Martin English
Church
Church
7 days ago

I feel attacked by your facts! As one of the 13.4% (and I don’t think I’ve ever viewed on mobile), I’m quite certain that the majority is weird and I don’t want to be their friends.

Knowonelse
Knowonelse
7 days ago

My phone usage is extremely limited, so am on a laptop and external monitor for almost everything. That device one holds in one’s hand is just a crippled computer, thus not adequate for much of anything in my mind other than basics or when a real computer isn’t useable.

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
7 days ago

For the last 28 days, traffic has been 82% mobile, 13.4% desktop, and 5.0% tablet”

Sooooo … could we get notifications to be usable on mobile already? I can see when I have one, but I have to go to a desktop to actually click on it. It’s been that way … forever???

Ham On Five
Ham On Five
7 days ago
Reply to  Shop-Teacher

Maybe become a member so you’ll start viewing on desktop? – as TA was meant to be viewed! 😉

For members, it’s different. We’re 61% desktop and 38% mobile, with the rest being tablets, right now.

(Yes, Shop-Teacher, I know you’re a member, else you wouldn’t be reading and commenting on Tales)

Last edited 7 days ago by Ham On Five
Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
7 days ago
Reply to  Ham On Five

I often view it on a desktop, but sometimes I’m not near one. Right now I’m sitting in the hospital with my father-in-law, and needed a distraction. (He’s ok, just 80 and has an infection).

Strangek
Strangek
7 days ago
Reply to  Shop-Teacher

Agreed!!! It’s annoying as hell!

Harvey Parkour
Harvey Parkour
6 days ago
Reply to  Shop-Teacher

They work on tablet, fwiw.

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
5 days ago
Reply to  Harvey Parkour

I don’t own one of those.

NewBalanceExtraWide
NewBalanceExtraWide
7 days ago

I very briefly blogged for a couple of local websites, and I am absolutely not cut out for it. SEO and editing make me grumpy, and those are the names of the game. I have the utmost respect for those who can do it well.

Mark Tucker
Mark Tucker
7 days ago

I’m pretty good about cropping photos, but I never remember to rename/alt-text them. I assume I’ll eventually incur The Wrath Of Pete for that…

Spikersaurusrex
Spikersaurusrex
7 days ago

I only read this on my phone when I don’t have any other choice. These days I have to break out the readers if I am using the phone. Desktop or laptop is much better.

Crank Shaft
Crank Shaft
7 days ago

Peter is my hero for today. He is on a noble mission. I truly despise having to zoom and slide back and forth many of the screenshots this site has published. You guys are normally so thoughtful about the members that I as surprised it was happening so often.

Now, what can we do about the Comment Edit Time Window being too short? The older I get, the more often I screw up a post and then only realize after someone has replied that I need to make a correction. Alas, you’ve got about two minutes or you’re boned. Please fix this problem, as it’s very irritating and wholly unnecessary. It’s just changing one number. Personally I would like no time limit. Anyone else feel the same?

Beto O'Kitty
Beto O'Kitty
7 days ago
Reply to  Crank Shaft

Yes

Matt Sexton
Matt Sexton
7 days ago
Reply to  Crank Shaft

Agree 100%.

As someone who’s a bit anal about what I write, nothing’s more frustrating than realizing a half hour later (when prompted by a reply notification) that you’ve made an egregious misspelling, or worse, made a your/you’re mistake or some such! Ugh.

Matt Sexton
Matt Sexton
6 days ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

Awesome! Thanks. This is just another reason why Autopian rules.

Crank Shaft
Crank Shaft
7 days ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

Thank You! Very Much Appreciated 🙂
—————————————————
This commented edited after one hour just for my pleasure.

“‘Cause I get what I want and it cost me a lot
Put my head in the hole of a guillotine chop”

Last edited 7 days ago by Crank Shaft
Bob
Bob
6 days ago
Reply to  Matt Hardigree

Test comment to check something. Typically on my laptop it’s difficult to hit the edit icon correctly. I think the target area is too small. Let’s post this comment, try to edit it, and report my results:

Follow-up. What’s happening is that I hit the gear icon and then the “Edit” box opens. However, unless I move my cursor DIRECTLY to “Edit” that option disappears. It very often takes me several times to successfully move my cursor to “Edit” without the option disappearing.

2d follow-up. “Edit” disappears if I move my cursor to the right even a pixel off of the gear icon. It does not disappear if I move my cursor to the left. Recent MacBookPro, good quality Logitech gaming mouse.

Last edited 6 days ago by Bob
Bob
Bob
6 days ago
Reply to  Crank Shaft

YES!

Turbeaux
Turbeaux
7 days ago

I only use my phone if there’s an article that I feel like I absolutely need to see the youtube/instagram clip that is blocked at work. Even then, I read along on the desktop until I get to the clip, watch on mobile, then immediately back to desktop. For reference, I’m 35, but have always been an “old soul”

RustyJunkyardClassicFanatic
RustyJunkyardClassicFanatic
7 days ago

Interesting…what’s funny is that for this totally awesome site I’ve always been 100% mobile…since it’s a transportation site…ha ha

Mordy Glazer
Mordy Glazer
7 days ago

As a member that is almost exclusively on mobile, thank you. I don’t know how many sites I’ve been on where I’ve had to zoom in to read the text and then swipe back and forth to read the whole line. I don’t think I’ve ever had that issue here

Lori Hille
Lori Hille
7 days ago
Reply to  Mordy Glazer

Or turn the phone sideways and scroll endlessly…

AssMatt
AssMatt
7 days ago

This is not a dig:
I’m surprised that “Few of our stories are written or edited on phones” given the number of typos; I assumed that things like “screencaping” made it through because Spell Check for phones is less robust.

Also congratulations on being around long enough for anybody to be a long-suffering anything!

Mercedes Streeter
Mercedes Streeter
7 days ago
Reply to  AssMatt

Amusingly, some of my bigger stories have been written on phone screens. My thumbs definitely hate me!

AssMatt
AssMatt
7 days ago

Then props for doing as well as you do–your typos are exceptionally rare, which is even more impressive given the length of some of your stuff!

NewBalanceExtraWide
NewBalanceExtraWide
7 days ago

What are these thumbs you speak of? (Swype keyboard enthusiast here)

Harvey Parkour
Harvey Parkour
6 days ago
Reply to  AssMatt

Spell check for phones is more robust in that most keyboards have auto correct. Computer keyboards don’t.

What’s weird to me is that all browsers offer built-in spell-check and have for many, many years, and now MacOS and Windows have it at the OS level, so typos should really be gone for good.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
7 days ago

As a member who reads on tablet at home or in the van, I definitely appreciate the consideration given to mobile users.

-posting while babysitting a unit on the roof of a tire factory

Andrea Petersen
Andrea Petersen
7 days ago

Fun fact: I wrote the majority of my nuclear piece with my thumbs in bed, because my laptop sucks and the computer desk chair at home isn’t the most comfortable. However, reading scans of vintage magazines on a phone is truly atrocious, so anything I wrote while juggling a few PDFs was on desktop.

Brandon Forbes
Brandon Forbes
7 days ago

Interesting how different it is for members vs not. I read a lot on both, but I would guess I’m on desktop more.

Matt Sexton
Matt Sexton
7 days ago

I read Autopian almost exclusively on desktop, because I’m at work (ahem).

Church
Church
7 days ago
Reply to  Matt Sexton

This is the way.

PlatinumZJ
PlatinumZJ
7 days ago
Reply to  Matt Sexton

Same here! And between Chrome updates and security updates forced by IT, I end up reloading my 50+ tabs enough that I figure it should count for something.

Crank Shaft
Crank Shaft
7 days ago
Reply to  Matt Sexton

I read Autopian wherever I am. Which means on whatever I happen to have available at the moment. Sometimes it’s a desktop, sometimes a phone, sometimes a tablet, and on occasion, an Apple Newton (but getting WiFi to work was a real bitch).

Totally not a robot
Totally not a robot
7 days ago
Reply to  Matt Sexton

I read autopian exclusively on phone, because I’m at work.

Mechjaz
Mechjaz
7 days ago

If it helps, you can tell your desktop browsers to behave like mobile browsers.

In Firefox: Cmd+Opt+M will open responsive design mode as a fast check of any size device you want to check.
In Chrome: Cmd+Opt+I to start getting into dev tools and pick a device
In Safari: open Xcode you heathen

https://its.uri.edu/services/946442a2ab7e3cfcb0d9034469b32186c7fad400e8/simulating-a-mobile-environment-in-a-browser/

Thx1138
Thx1138
7 days ago

I have T/A (I think that is much cooler than TA for The Autopian) running all day long on a large monitor so that I can flush my brain between reports. I will agree that reading it on the phone sucks, but that is also due to the iPhone Google app not seeming to have any way to increase the text size.

Icouldntfindaclevername
Icouldntfindaclevername
7 days ago
Reply to  Thx1138

Same here, I’m on a 32″ monitor

Spikersaurusrex
Spikersaurusrex
7 days ago
Reply to  Thx1138

I’m using reading glasses or I wouldn’t be able to see it on my phone.

MaximillianMeen
MaximillianMeen
7 days ago

Aha! Now we know the truth! Alanis wasn’t puking her guts out due to food poisoning, she was was just sick of Peter’s nagging!

Icouldntfindaclevername
Icouldntfindaclevername
7 days ago

Cropping pictures is great. My pet peeve is having to scroll down half a picture of blue sky and trees before ever seeing the dang vehicle!!!

Tbird
Tbird
7 days ago

I read this site on laptop and now the expanded margins make sense. I’m a young old (pushing 50) and not so down with the modern world.

Mechjaz
Mechjaz
7 days ago
Reply to  Tbird

Limiting column width is also good for readability. Trying to read a line of text that’s actually 12 or 16 or 30 inches wide is tough.

OttosPhotos
OttosPhotos
7 days ago
Reply to  Tbird

Young old? That’s like saying you’re a little bit pregnant.

You’re old; own it, be proud and revel in it 😉

Spikersaurusrex
Spikersaurusrex
7 days ago
Reply to  OttosPhotos

Actually, there are gradients of old, unlike pregnancy. At 50 you’re not nearly as old as a medium old 65and certainly not an old old 85. I’m a young old and I’m sticking to it.

Tbird
Tbird
7 days ago

We were GenX and never supposed to age! I’m mostly bald and more grey than salt and pepper.

Last edited 7 days ago by Tbird
Spikersaurusrex
Spikersaurusrex
7 days ago
Reply to  Tbird

Exactly! I still have brown hair, just not much of it. And the beard is whiter all the time. It’s not fair. We were promised better.

Harvey Parkour
Harvey Parkour
6 days ago

You were promised something?

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