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These Are The Grammatical Errors Currently Plaguing The Autopian’s Staff: Tales From The Slack

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Peter d
Peter d
1 year ago

I generally agree with David’s comments, although he should not get so huffy about these issues.

I do wonder where he got this grammar impulse – while the SEAS humanities courses at UVA were better than most other engineering school’s humanities offerings, they were still engineering humanities courses… maybe it is his German (Bavarian??) heritage that drives this impulse? Of course I do not want to count the years between when I graduated from UVA to when David did… maybe things changed.

One thing I have found is that in general it is easier to just write out all the words, then you don’t need to think about the contractions. Also in recent years I try very hard to remove most if not all pronouns because writing out a name or abbreviation eliminates any confusion.

And if you substitute “food” for ‘Yoo Hoos and Cheese’ in the cooler and the “is” works just fine which is the basis for using “is”, although if you substitute in “snacks” you are still stuck with “are”.

Laurence Rogers
Laurence Rogers
1 year ago

I wanted to write an article entirely in Australian, I will need to wait until David is in an EMF-free zone so he doesn’t burst into flames.

MATTinMKE
MATTinMKE
1 year ago

Please do it Laurence! Ignore DT, let him rant in the corner! Wait until he has a day off and Torch is in charge, those are great days…

Paul B
Paul B
1 year ago

At work, we produce engineering drawings and documents in English, but almost everyone is a native french speaker.

Lots of fun little mistakes I find as a native English speaker.

NewBalanceExtraWide
NewBalanceExtraWide
1 year ago
Reply to  Paul B

I am trying to learn French, and I’m just hoping some of the charming slang slips through- I’m thinking of “bottoms up” turning into “dry ass” as the first example, and hopefully one that works its way into engineering documentation.

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago
Reply to  Paul B

It’s always fun editing native speakers from other languages. You pick up on certain tics sometimes, like Germans hyphenating and combining words in English that English wouldn’t slam together.

OrigamiSensei
OrigamiSensei
1 year ago

Eh, even as a grammar and more particularly a vocabulary pedant I’m okay with some of these. I know that in these comment sections I’ll often violate some rules in search of a more conversational style even though I know better.

“There’s” when it should be “there are” is fine by me (love what Adrian wrote… apologies for gently tweaking newbalanceextrawide), since “there’re” is just way too awkward and “there are” can be a bit posh. I am also tolerant of “try and” although I avoid it in written material. Those two examples of usage are so deeply embedded in our conversational lexicon that I have no trouble letting it pass.

I do try to use “fewer” when talking about numbers more often than many but I’m not going to be a jerk to others for using “less”. Certainly I’m not going reply “fewer than a hundred” when asked “how many people attended the wedding?”. “15 items or less” is also fine.

Regarding the reference to companies as “they”, I will argue with Patrick on that one relative to context and wording. Don’t forget that corporations are nominally and legally fictional people, and the people who work at a company certainly are a collection of people. Also, such usage is common and accepted in Europe. “Ford announced their…” is fine by me, but “the company announced their” is not as clearly we are now talking about the company as a singular entire entity.

Vocabulary mistakes are the ones that really drive me nuts. Palate/palette/pallet, they’re/there/their, pored/poured are just a few examples. I can stand a few missing or misplaced commas, but for heaven’s sake use the right word!

With all that said, even though this stuff is fun to banter over I do think that the standard of editing is much higher here at The Autopian than with most web-based media outlets. I’m really glad the editorial staff here cares about and pays attention to such things. As long as proper standards are maintained I care far more about great content than the occasional writing flub.

Slower Louder
Slower Louder
1 year ago
Reply to  OrigamiSensei

Give’em free reign and run’em through the ringer, I say!

OrigamiSensei
OrigamiSensei
1 year ago
Reply to  Slower Louder

Had to give you a definite thumbs up on that one. When I peak at people’s writing and they unintentionally do what you did there my consternation level reaches its pique and I need some scotch to recover from my fit of peek.

Mark Tucker
Mark Tucker
1 year ago
Reply to  David Tracy

I told you, I still have my 2nd edition from eighth grade, and I still refer to it all the time. (Oh wait, no; I’m thinking of the AD&D Dungeon Master’s Guide. Wait, no; both.)

Mark Tucker
Mark Tucker
1 year ago
Reply to  Mark Tucker

I used to have the saving throw tables memorized, but I always needed a calculator for THAC0, even when I was DMing every week. Can’t do math in my head quickly.

And I do have three cats. And a trench coat. I guess I know what I’m trying this weekend…

A. Barth
A. Barth
1 year ago
Reply to  David Tracy

“rootywrm,”

That is fantastic.

Sorry, other dude, your name is “rootywrm” now. 😀

A. Barth
A. Barth
1 year ago
Reply to  A. Barth

That’s a good point – especially if one goes into it largely cold turkey, as he has done. Withdrawal might cause DT to get the Fe2O3 DTs.

Jblues
Jblues
1 year ago

My English teacher used to say, “If you cannot use contractions properly in your writing, you should not use them at all.”

Jblues
Jblues
1 year ago

Fuck, no on the AP Style guide. Talk about the wild, wild west.

Strunk & White were gods disguised as men.

Jblues
Jblues
1 year ago

This site should aim to be a cut above Jalopnik.

Jalopnik was a “blog” manned by “bloggers”. Autopian is staffed by journalists.

Journalists obey grammar rules.

Just sayin’.

Mr. Asa
Mr. Asa
1 year ago
Reply to  Jblues

He said, after commenting on The Morning Dump

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago
Reply to  Mr. Asa

I love that name so much, haha.

Mr. Asa
Mr. Asa
1 year ago

Oh my gods…. Everyone thinks you moved up in the world when you moved to L.A.
Fuck no. You did that when you got everyone on your team a grammar book and expected them to read it for funsies. That’s serious middle-management energy, David.
I mean, good for you. Not my move, though.

Also, as a born and raised FloridaMan and proud Southerner (but not a dumbass racist fuck) the first time I see one of ya’ll spelling ya’ll as “y’all” I will fucking burn down everything you love and dance in the ashes.
It is a word that expresses a distinctly rural viewpoint. The dictionary has no grounds saying how it should be composed.

Mike Harrell
Mike Harrell
1 year ago
Reply to  Mr. Asa

My first Latin professor at the University of Oregon was from Texas and she insisted that we use that word so she could be certain we really were learning to distinguish between singular and plural second-person pronouns and verbs. It sounded a bit odd to us in the context of Classical literature, especially since most of us weren’t in the habit of using it as a regular part of spoken English anyway. She spelled it y’all, though. She also explained at one point that she considered her approach with us to be something of a compromise, as she herself had been raised to treat “y’all” as singular with the true plural being “all y’all.”

Mr. Asa
Mr. Asa
1 year ago
Reply to  Mr. Asa

Nope. Ya’ll is a word derived by Southerners. Rural Southerners. I love my people, but 8 out of 10 of them can’t spell worth a damn.
The word that most closely represents them ought to actually represent them.

OrigamiSensei
OrigamiSensei
1 year ago
Reply to  Mr. Asa

I think many will argue the proper plural is “all y’all” (or ya’ll as you prefer, I’ll accept either).

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago
Reply to  OrigamiSensei

Native Texan chiming in here: the dictionary got it right. It’s “y’all” and “all y’all” if you need to further pluralize it.

Ronan McGrath
Ronan McGrath
1 year ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmVnr7rsWrE

The British take a much more severe view of poor grammar. You thought the US was bad.

Adrian Clarke
Adrian Clarke
1 year ago

Who fucking cares about grammar in the Slack? We’re typing at 500wpm trying to pinch off copy for you monsters!

Also, there’s Yoo-Hoo and Kraft singles is absolutely fine. Think about it.

‘There are Yoo-Hoo and Kraft singles’ sounds stupid, we’re not in fucking Buckingham Palace.

Jason Torchinsky
Jason Torchinsky
1 year ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

Woooooooooooooooooo Adrian!

Redfoxiii
Redfoxiii
1 year ago

There’s Yoo-Hoos… oyvey. Maybe “There’s a Yoo-Hoo”

There are a knife. There is knives. There’s a knives.

Mixing singular and multiple particles always reads weird.

I would not, however, bother in Slack, which is more like a written record of dialogue than proper text that follows actual rules. If you’ve ever read a transcription of a conversation, you’d know spoken English doesn’t remotely resemble the written language.

Jason you’re grammar are, terrible, though.

Adrian Clarke
Adrian Clarke
1 year ago

Yeah, I hadn’t heard of. That book, went and looked and thought “who the fuck uses a style guide from 1912 or whenever the fuck it was written”.

Mike Harrell
Mike Harrell
1 year ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

Isn’t everything in the UK based on how things were in 1912?

A. Barth
A. Barth
1 year ago
Reply to  Mike Harrell

They were trying to export some of their methodologies to the colonies, but the ship carrying the artifacts collided with an iceberg and sank.

Adrian Clarke
Adrian Clarke
1 year ago
Reply to  Mike Harrell

1812, actually.

Bqpqfb
Bqpqfb
1 year ago

I’m solidly in the David camp on this. (I almost wrote “Camp David”) but corrected it for clarity.

– Ben in Madison

Mike Harrell
Mike Harrell
1 year ago

I’m a West Coast heathen but I’m sticking with Turabian.

A. Barth
A. Barth
1 year ago

And since we’re in here nerding it up…

Happy Pi Day, everyone! 😀

Mike Harrell
Mike Harrell
1 year ago
Reply to  A. Barth

I get that it’s a slice of pi, so maybe truncation is the metaphorically appropriate option, but it still feels wrong not to round upwards when the next digit is a nine.

A. Barth
A. Barth
1 year ago
Reply to  Mike Harrell

“I get that it’s a slice of pi”

It’s kind of a wedge issue. 🙂

NewBalanceExtraWide
NewBalanceExtraWide
1 year ago

One that I see in comments that gnaws at me is the elimination of a subject in a sentence. I read these either as commands “Love those old Volvos!” (damn it, I do, but not because you told me to) or in the voice of an old man on the front porch in a film adaptation of a Stephen King book. “Always loved those old Volvos” (okay, back when you could make a phone call at a phone booth with a dime and beverage cans had pull-off tabs instead of punch-through holes, grandpa). This is utterly inconsequential and so common I shouldn’t let it bother me (and I’ve likely done it myself a few times) but I often wonder where this convention originated.

Mark Tucker
Mark Tucker
1 year ago

I’m guilty of this one, and I realize it. I’ll try to do better.

NewBalanceExtraWide
NewBalanceExtraWide
1 year ago
Reply to  Mark Tucker

Like I said, I am as well. It’s just interesting to me how commonplace it is.

Turbeaux
Turbeaux
1 year ago

I want to see the slack that DT isn’t included on.
I love ya David, but I’m team Jason on this one. I understand the grammar rules, but I prefer it to sound right when I read it to myself in my head.
I’m here to kill time and enjoy myself, not to read a textbook.

A. Barth
A. Barth
1 year ago

“Plus, the “there are” contraction “they’re” just sounds bad to me. ”

Surely the contraction of “there are” would be “there’re”, and not “they’re”. Right, Jason? 🙂

I’m thinking DT is my brother from another grammatical mother: his assessment of the grave offenses mirrors my own, and I especially appreciate the subjunctive. To go a bit further, I would add the Oxford comma to the list.

(I am a magazine editor as well, but that is the effect (rather than the cause) of my stickleritis.)

Drew
Drew
1 year ago

David, as a person who studied English in undergrad and did some Tech Comm graduate work, I’d both like to tell you I sympathize and also please calm down. You’re looking at language as an engineer, and I have seen it so many times. You want structure and rules. I get it. Don’t get too worked up, because it’s not healthy and language is always in flux.

On “there’s,” I get it, but Torch is right to point out that there’re is clunky and this doesn’t sacrifice clarity. Sure, “there are” is correct, but no one’s getting confused here. “Try and” is so thoroughly embedded in common usage that it’s fruitless to try and/to stop it. The companies they/it issue might also be due to your global cadre. “They” is typically preferred in British English. That/who is a little more universal, though groups get a little tricky, much like companies. Is it the group as a whole, or are they the people in the group?

I’m with you on conjunctions and commas, though. That mistake can create clarity and readability issues.

Redfoxiii
Redfoxiii
1 year ago

JT your editorial comment has it wrong: the contraction of “There Are” is “There’re,” not “They’re,” which is the contraction of “They Are.”

Contractions are super helpful for communication spoken colloquialisms into text, even informal double contractions like “They’d’ve” (They Would Have) and Wouldn’t’ve (Would Not Have).

The problem, I think, is that JT writes as if the text is spoken English, like how dialogue is written.

Drew
Drew
1 year ago
Reply to  Redfoxiii

I thought he was just taunting David with the incorrect contraction.

Turbeaux
Turbeaux
1 year ago
Reply to  Redfoxiii

“The problem, I think, is that JT writes as if the text is spoken English, like how dialogue is written.”

Whether it’s correct or not, I have to admit that this is the way I prefer to read articles.

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago
Reply to  Turbeaux

Sometimes a quality colloquialism is fine. Do y’all really expect me to spell out “Porsche” like some kind of weirdo in my stuff, too? Hell no. That’s a parsh.

Redfoxiii
Redfoxiii
1 year ago
Reply to  David Tracy

As Mr. Torchinsky has corrected this error, I, the asshole, am indeed happy now.

Dar Khorse
Dar Khorse
1 year ago

THANK YOU! I have to grit my teeth every time I read an Autopian article, because I just know it’s going to contain numerous grammatical errors. But I still read them because I love what you folks do and there’s also a bit of a “can’t look away from this grammar train wreck” aspect to it. Anyway, keep fighting the good fight, David! As a grammar/spelling pedant myself, I feel your pain. When I grade chemistry lab reports, I mark points off for incorrect grammar and spelling. Students invariably squawk: “Not Fair! This isn’t an English class!” I point out to them that good, clear communication is vital to the sciences, and it’s an inextricable element when writing something like a report, which explains what you did in lab. Plus I’m the Professor so they can just suck it! 🙂

Mike Harrell
Mike Harrell
1 year ago
Reply to  Dar Khorse

I once put a multiple-choice question on a final exam in mineralogy for which the answers were four versions of the following, each with a different combination of its and it’s:

It’s a red mineral, therefore its color is red.

This was not well received. I probably shouldn’t have written the exam right after reading their term papers.

Tim Beamer
Tim Beamer
1 year ago

As the “Grammar Nazi” in my workplace, this makes me smile.

Mike Harrell
Mike Harrell
1 year ago

With so many other irons in the fire I don’t suppose there’s much hope of getting Jason to stop referring to the Volvo 1800S as the P1800S, then?

Angrycat Meowmeow
Angrycat Meowmeow
1 year ago

*they’re

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
1 year ago

The best part about this post is all the automated/interspersed ads.

At least for my viewing, it’s like “Jason hates pet shelters!?”

Matt Hardigree
Matt Hardigree
1 year ago
Reply to  Jack Trade

Lol, you know what, I’m not even gonna fix it. It’s too funny now.

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