It’s no secret that I have been obsessed with Pixar’s Cars universe for quite some time now. It’s not just that it’s about anthropomorphic cars, or that those cars have their eyes in the wrong place, or that many elements in the Cars universe make no sense, or at least hint at a disturbing truth, a truth that suggests the wholesale destruction – or at least a significant transformation – of humanity itself. I even took these unsettling ideas to the people behind the Cars franchise itself, at Pixar, and I still don’t feel like this, any of this, is really over. Especially when I keep encountering new bits of Cars mythos that demands scrutiny, like what I want to talk about today.
The thing I want to discuss today is a bit different than my other Cars-related discussions, because it’s a deleted scene, and, as such, isn’t really canon. Still, the questions it inspires are fascinating, and absolutely worth you wasting lots and lots of brainpower considering all the implications instead of, you know, doing your job or paying attention to your family or whatever.
I think before we go into this, a quick refresher about my over-arching Cars universe theory may be in order:
Homunculus Theory
The theory I have arrived at to explain what may be happening in the Cars universe, the theory that explains why they use human languages and have windows and doors and school buses and mattresses is what I call the Homunculus Theory, and it essentially suggests that humanity has evolved into a sort of hybrid cybernetic organism with automobiles, merging the bodies of car and human into an unholy union:
In this theory, the near-vestigial human body is placed within a specially-designed automobile that becomes the human’s permanent carapace, a new physical body through which the human can perceive and interact with the world. There must be some sort of combined breeding/gestating/manufacturing facilities in the Cars universe that produce these combined human-automotive beings.
Now, I bring this up because this deleted scene, had it been actually in the movie, would have negated my Homunculus Theory, which, again, suggests that the consciousness/soul/mind of the cars is, in fact, some sort of vestigial human. In this deleted scene, the concept of where a car’s consciousness/mind/soul/ka/whatever is stored is addressed, with fairly horrific implications. Just watch:
Okay, so this looks to be an animatic from when the movie was first being written and planned out. You can see another example of an animatic from Cars 2 here in this official Pixar video:
These crude sketches/animations are often done to get the story and pacing cinematography defined before everything is actually modeled and rendered, which, of course, takes a significant amount of effort. Because this scene only exists as an animatic, that means this was likely cut pretty early into the moviemaking process.
Okay, let’s go over what is happening here, and I’m assuming some degree of familiarity with the basic plotline of the original 2006 Cars movie: this takes place after Lightning McQueen was arrested for accidentally destroying the main road through the town of Radiator Springs. In the finished movie, Lightning McQueen is sentenced to repair the road, and accomplishes the task by towing a large, sloppy, tar-spreading road-resurfacing trailer:
In the deleted scene, though, McQueen is sentenced to do the job by having his engine unwillingly transplanted into a steamroller. Doing so appears to transfer all of McQueen’s personality and mind and identity into that steamroller, suggesting that in this vision of the Cars universe, a car’s engine is the seat of the soul.
Now, there’s a whole lot of issues brought up here, not the least of which is what sort of society would allow a highly invasive medical/mechanical procedure like that to take place on an unaware subject? Even if McQueen was guilty of damaging the road, is this really a punishment that fits the crime? McQueen reacts with the same sort of horror you or I might if we were arrested for being drunk and disorderly, and then awoke to find our brain had been transplanted into, say, a hippo.
Then, Mater has his engine transplanted into McQueen’s race car body, and effectively takes over his identity and life. Clearly, none of this is ethical.
And, the deleted scene seems to acknowledge this, because it sets all that up as a dream sequence.
So, okay, maybe communities wouldn’t be so cruel as to transplant one’s consciousness into another body without permission, but that still doesn’t change the idea that, in this conception of the Cars universe, the engine carries the essence of a given car’s identity.
So, does that mean engine swaps don’t exist the same way in this world? In our world, for example, people have put Porsche 356 engines in VW Beetles; would doing so in this version of Cars be something Franlkenstinean, putting a brain into a dead body?
What happens when an engine gets re-built? Is it the same soul even if, say, all of the pistons and crankshaft and valvetrain are changed out? Is this a sort of Ship of Theseus problem, where we are forced to wonder how many parts on an engine can be changed before the personality and soul are no longer the same?
Is it just the engine block? Is that the seat of all identity? If you’re a sentient car, and you get a cracked engine block, are you just doomed? Could you even get replacement engine blocks, and if you did replace your own, would you still be you afterwards?
Personally, I’m glad this scene was cut; it brings up too many macabre possibilities that I think would have distracted from the film itself, and, more importantly, it’s incompatible with my beloved Homunculus Theory. And we can’t have that.
The simplest CARS explanation is either a post apocalyptic world or we spent so much time in our cars, we literally merged our consciousness into cars (no organic parts left) … its CarPlay 10,000 … in that RV scene, we also see a map of the US with states clearly marked so like the language, it survives but bo one remembers carbon based humans but since RV’s, buses and planes exist … they continue its form without questioning why much like we “dial” a phone though there is no dial anymore … BTW, the open air biplane character shows a lump in the pilot seat (like a giant potato) so the simplest theory is we spent so much time in our cars, we merged into them …
It’d been too long since we took a serious look at the madness that is the Cars universe.
Riddle me this- In Cars 2, The Car Pope exist. So, if there is a Car Pope, then one would reason there was a Car Jesus Christ. Who, presumably crossed the Car Roman Empire, who then crucified Car Christ. How does one crucify a car Pixar?
Didn’t they kinda crucify a Charger in one of those Fast and Furios movies or was it more of a Drawn and Quartered kind of thing?
A car dies from falling off an oil rig in CARS 2 and Doc also is acknowledged as “dead” in CARS 3 – Stanley is literally bronzed in the city of Radiator Springs so …
Also, there’s a Car Queen in the Car UK, which is a hereditary monarchy, as opposed to an elective monarchy like the Papacy, so how the hell do cars reproduce and carry on a lineage? If they’re built in factories, does that mean adoption is valid for succession in their universe? Or do female cars somehow get pregnant?
Also, if there are assembly lines churning these things out, who runs the assembly lines, and what happens if there isn’t a car family to adopt every one leaving the plant? If adoptions don’t keep pace with production rates, that creates a pretty bleak situation.
Had this scene been included in the original Cars, it would have very likely impacted Cars 2, which would have meant my all-time favorite podcast episode of Kill James Bond would not exist.
https://killjamesbondpod.podbean.com/e/episode-125-cars-2-unlocked/
Some excerpts from the podcast, with helpful illustrations, can be found starting here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlMkwKzz2gs
Had no idea this existed. Thank you for sharing this excellent examination. Feel like I’m now a Cars 2 truther…
So… we’ve literally gone from terrifying, Cronenberg-ian body horror to… basically just Altered Carbon.
Honestly a bit of a let-down.
Well I am not only plussed I am nonplussed. A Humanculus is a perfectly formed little human. If I agree to stretch it to cars a perfectly formed smaller car. That ain’t this.
If this is actually can’t-look-away compelling to you, be sure to check out the fantastic but similarly disturbing cult classic Seconds from the late ’60s. It’s one of Rock Hudson’s best movies that few people know about.
All is not lost for the Homunculus theory. We’re assuming some sort of far-off future, so perhaps the meaning of the word ‘engine’ has shifted? We don’t see the ‘engine’ swap take place, and if you are correct I probably wouldn’t want to either.
Ah, you totally forgot the court house scene. A true head scratcher:
https://youtu.be/3WC1YZ1o0UY
Which is probably inspired by the original scripts for Toy Story, featuring a jerk version of Woody and Buzz.
https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.5809629
The drawings on the SNL skit are the best part.
The SFX as Lightning paints the median lines makes this clip disturbing.
“Storyboard” is the proper term for the rough drawings, planning out.
Homunculus Theory is truly disturbed.
The Engine, where the fire bestows life to the piston, has always been the soul, especially in steam engines.
EVs are soulless.
I’m glad they removed the scene from Cars. However, a remake of the live-action version of Cars, Doc Hollywood, would be pretty amazing if the doctor had to have a local carpenter’s brain transplanted in order to rebuild that fence he wrecked.
didn’t one of the movies have a villain that masqueraded as having an EV engine swap and other than being a “medical” marvel, he was still thought to be the same guy, even if it was all fake in the end?
so an engine swap in the cars universe would be similar to having a heart transplant?
I don’t like this, I’m glad it was cut.
I thought it was seriously creepy.
I don’t know let’s be cruel to a goat named gloves for elmo bleeting about everything and having the education of a goat.
I win even if this is wrong.
Whoa. That is terrifying. My 4-4-2 has a 425 V8 that I pulled from a junkyard Delta 88. Does that mean I send my car’s personality off to the scrapyard when it began to have a rod knock in 1996? And now it’s a luxury barge trapped in a mid-size muscle car’s body?
Or in the 30 years since the swap would it have adjusted and accepted its new identity and maybe come to love its appearance? How did it feel about both transmission swaps? Is any of the personality in the transmission case? Did it lose a chunk of its memories when I put the new carburetor on a few weeks ago?
You’ve really messed my brain up today, Jason. I’m going to give my Oldsmobile a hug when I get home.
Oh, and I still believe that the Cars movies are best viewed as sequels to Maximum Overdrive. The trucks won and then rebuilt society based on their memories as best they could remorsefully in order to restore a sense of what they had destroyed.
Yeah, but Maximum Overdrive ended with the Soviets saving the day, by shooting down the UFO with a nuclear armed weather satellite
Maybe Cars is the sequel to the made-for-TV version of Trucks, which followed the short story more closely?
Either way, it’s all better when set to AC/DC.
I feel ‘Cars’ takes place in the ‘Duel’ and ‘Christine’ universe, but for kids. Don’t know if it’s a prequel or sequel.
Does the Love Bug fit in here at some point?
I’ve got a 240z swapped with a ford 5.0 out of a junk yard Explorer. IF this theory applies, that must be one hell of a head trip for that car soul to go to sleep in a 90’s ford and wake up in a 70’s datsun.
This is really disturbing when you think about all those YouTubers with videos like “WE PUT A LAWNMOWER ENGINE IN A FORD RANGER!”
16 chainsaws in a Lada. Talk about multiple personalities.
I say it’s the same as all of the exotics that are rebuilt or “barn find” that end up being 99% nos or reproduction parts with just the firewall VIN from the original car.
So, Maybe as long as the engine block stamping was still there you could replace all of the rest and still be the same carpersonthingy. So a cracked block would be an issue.
Personally I’d get bored out or maybe blown. Either would be fine. But one thing I do know is that I would have a dipstick. No self-respecting carpersonthingy would forgoe a dipstick. And I’d demand oil changes from the oil pan. None of that shoving a tube to suck it out. That seems invasive in a way that reaching down under my bottom end to remove my old pan plug doesn’t.
Careful with that wording or you’ll open another uncomfortable topic regarding the Cars universe.
Yeah, once you start considering the real-world ramifications of anthropomorphized automobiles it can get a little weird.
One time I went to a VW show and saw a t-shirt of car couples committing various acts. The word printed below all the images was “Fahrfegnookie”.
I am just glad this Torch theory and obsession lives on.
This and “Trucks are weird, right?” is the reason a significant percentage of us are here. Long live Torch!