It’s time once again for your favorite early-morning diversion, Shitbox Showdown! Today we have a pair of “holy crap I haven’t seen one of those in forever” economy cars, but first, we need to see which scary European you chose yesterday:
Salute, Alfa! Yeah, I think that would be my choice too, if I had to choose one. But it would be fun to fix up the Rover strictly for the reactions it would get at the Portland All-British Field Meet. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one there.
You know what else I haven’t seen, at least in a very long time? A third-generation Honda Civic hatchback, or a Mazda 323 sedan. Today, we have one of each. Both run and drive, both are in reasonably good shape, and both are stickshifts. Let’s take a look.
1984 Honda Civic S – $1,800
Engine/drivetrain: 1.5 liter SOHC inline 4, 5 speed manual, FWD
Location: Garden Grove, CA
Odometer reading: 364,000 miles (I guess?)
Runs/drives? Runs great, the ad says
In 1984, the Honda Civic went from frumpy to futuristic overnight. The low, angular styling of the third-generation Civic signaled the start of something that continues to this very day: the sporty small Honda. The US wouldn’t get the Si model until 1986, but we did get a special “S” model, with a 1.5 liter version of the carbureted CVCC engine and some extra touches like sport seats and alloy wheels. The two-seat CRX was the star of the show, but if you needed a back seat, the S hatchback was a good substitute.
This Civic has been around the block; if I’m reading the ad right, it has 364,000 miles on the clock. It looks pretty good for that many miles, though we don’t get any interior or underhood photos to really assess. What we can see are a few paint flaws and a spot of rust on one back corner of the roof. Rust is the only natural predator of old Hondas, and it’s worth a closer look to make sure it isn’t too far advanced.
The seller says it runs well, and that they’ve been “fixing it up,” but no details are provided on what that fixing up entails. The whitewall tires are an interesting choice; I wonder if they managed to find new 13-inch whitewalls for sale somewhere, or if they’re impossibly old and rock-hard and need to be replaced immediately.
I confess I don’t understand the “let’s drive around with an empty basket on the roof” trend; I did it briefly when I moved, because I didn’t have a place to store the basket, and it whistled in the wind and cost me two miles per gallon. Easy enough to ditch the basket and roof racks, though. At least they left the suspension at the stock height.
1988 Mazda 323 – $2,100
Engine/drivetrain: 1.6 liter SOHC inline 4, 4 speed manual, FWD
Location: North Hollywood, CA
Odometer reading: 98,000 miles
Runs/drives? Yep
Mazda’s Familia line of small cars came to America under a few different names: it was the GLC for two generations before this car, and the Protege for three generations after, but for four years in the late 1980s it was known by the same name as much of the rest of the world: the 323.
This 323 appears to be a plain-Jane base model, with vinyl seats, and lacking niceties like air conditioning, power steering, and even a right-side mirror. Maybe they figured you won’t ever be going fast enough to be in the left lane, so you’ll never need to merge back to the right? If it is the base model, it doesn’t even have a fifth gear, but it does have multiport fuel injection, like all US model 323s.
The seller says this 323 is “great transportation” and has “no issues,” but doesn’t give us much to go on besides that. It’s on non-op registration, but has October 2022 tags. Not sure what that’s all about; maybe it won’t pass smog, so they just put it on non-op? It’s a question you’d want to ask. It is in excellent condition, with only some cracks in the dash and a slightly crooked rear bumper.
For many years, I have really liked ultra-stripper cars like this. I’ve owned quite a few over the years. But as I get older, I start to see the value in things like air conditioning, comfy seats, and, God help me, even power windows. I have to reluctantly admit that this car might not be well enough equipped for me any more.
I think either of these could still have some value as basic transportation, and either one would draw a crowd at Radwood, I bet. Which one is right for you?
(Image credits: Craigslist sellers)
Mazda no doubt about.
Not surprised the Civic wins it. But I went with the Mazda as it’s the better car due to having fuel injection (the Civic still had a carb) and way less wear and tear.
I’ll take the Honda, just looks like more fun. What is going on with the reddish pink stripes on the passenger side dash of the Mazda?
Looks like tape that just wasn’t flattened down all the way
In 2007, I left my marriage with the clothes on my back and a 1988 Mazda 323 with 190k that I had bought for $135 for a work beater to keep the miles down on the other 3(!!!) vehicles. I’m tempted to go with the Civic just because of the bad connotations, but the truth of the matter is that little fucking car went for three and a half years more and I was not gentle on it. There’s only 90,000 miles on it this one. I feel like it’s the one that has the most life left in it.
Civic all the way. Iconic car with great parts availability and aftermarket support. Everybody has a story about one of these and just about everybody loves them. The mileage is astronomical but parts are cheap and labor is easy.
Easy choice, 1000000% civic. I purchased a SINGLE OWNER 86 Civic Si from the west coast a few years ago, it was insane how preserved it was, the engine bay fastners and plating looked like a new car. I did a whole video series about my slight restoration of it here:
https://youtu.be/_PUTvEur00k
I wound up doing upholstery work, some light engine maintenance, and sold it for over double what I had into it, to purchase a 1990 Civic Si.
The 4g EF/ED7 Si is a better car by every metric compared to the 3g, but the 3g civic is SO MUCH LIGHTER. Example, my 90 Civic Si is like 2200lbs. The 3g Si was 1800lbs! That’s a HUGE difference behind the wheel, and even though the suspension isn’t as awesome as the 4g, it’s still an absolute riot to drive.
I always thought that model Civic looked like a microwave. I still do. I vote microwave.
I’m in a raw mood: I’ll try a little Mazda.
Hey Mark I sent you a recomendation for shitbox showdown over the weekend. IMHO it was stupendous and would probably go down to the wire. I get if you have a different opinion but how about a I received your suggestion go screw off?
I haven’t seen it. If you sent it to the tip line, I’ll see if someone can forward it to me. I don’t have an all-access pass to the inner workings of this place.
Okay go to craigslist pa johnstown collector cars there is a dealership. They have 2 jeepsters. How cool would it be comparing a project? Also try Pa York. There is a used car dealership M&M. All kinds of projects. 2 different MGTDs, 2 different scouts, 2 different sprites, a AH 3000. Think about being the author to discover a new resource? I was waiting for lottery numbers. I lost.
Mazda no doubt about. Here is why. Back when these Hondas were new my fiancee wanted to buy one and from the local dealer. Before computers but I knew this thing was overpriced. So i said baby maybe but lets go up to Georgia to a bigger Honda dealer they might have more than 1 to choose from. And a weekend nookiefest. She didnt want to but a paif for weekend vacation and the line we are both going to pay for this when we get married. So awkward trip up a better car with more options and thousands cheaper we bought on site. Well you would think i killed her family shot her dog and missed our anniversary and her birthday. Turns out women dont appreciate it when you use reason and logic save them over $5,000 and get them a much better car. Within 2 months i am dumped she is dating my ex best friend but telling all of our aquaintances how much she loves her new car that I helped with the down payment and she never paid me back.
Help me banish this Honda.
Forgot to add Bitches be crazy.
She ended up marrying my best friend. At the time. We kind of drifted apart. Surprise!
Sounds like she made the right choice to get away from you.