Good morning! We’re getting closer to the end of the alphabet, and the pickings are a little slim from here on out. Tomorrow will be easy, but the rest won’t. Today, I managed to find one make that starts with U, and one model name. They go together because they’re both big, boxy things with furniture inside.
On Friday, we looked at two clean inline-six sports cars, and the purple Triumph TR6 won handily. From the sounds of it, a lot of you were put off the Toyota Supra because it’s an automatic. I had hoped to find a manual Supra, but every one I found had been modified in some way. This one was a better match to the Triumph, because of its originality and low mileage, despite its transmission.


Honestly, I don’t mind the Supra with an automatic. Maybe I’m going soft in my old age, but cars like the Supra, along with the Corvette and the Camaro/Firebird, just seem suited to automatics. Mash your foot down when you want to go, don’t hassle with shifting when you want to relax. It just makes sense to me. But there’s no way I’m choosing any Toyota over a TR6 in the best color ever.
All right. Let’s look at two vehicles with big rooms in the back, each outfitted for a specific purpose. One is an old mobile military communications center, and the other is a veteran of the kebabs and burritos brigade.
1965 Mercedes-Benz Unimog 404 – $24,000

Engine/drivetrain: 2.2 liter overhead cam inline 6, six-speed manual, 4WD
Location: Denver, CO
Odometer reading: 19,000 miles
Operational status: Runs and drives great
The Unimog needs no introduction to fans of off-roaders. For everyone else, here’s the gist: it’s a go-anywhere, do-anything 4×4 vehicle with low gearing, portal axles, and a power takeoff. Think of it as a tractor that can (just barely) do highway speeds. This version, the 404, was a common military vehicle for the German army, and that’s where this one came from.

The Unimog came in a bunch of different configurations with a bunch of different engines over the years. This one has a 2.2 liter gasoline inline six, powering both axles through a six-speed manual gearbox with two reverse gears. Top speed isn’t even sixty miles an hour, but put it in low gear and it will practically climb a tree. This one has had a bunch of mechanical work done, and it runs great, but they didn’t mess with anything else. It was some sort of mobile communications center, it looks like. There’s a bunch of old radio gear and a desk in the back.

It’s a military vehicle, so don’t expect much in the way of luxury. Vinyl seats and steel floors are the order of the day. This is a “Cabrio” version, with a soft top and a windshield that can fold down. It’s in really good shape inside the cab, which tracks with its low mileage.

The seller says this truck is “ready for its next adventure,” which I assume means a camper conversion at some point. Unless, of course, the next owner has a thing for ’60s German radio equipment.
1993 Utilimaster Aeromate – $16,800

Engine/drivetrain: 3.3 liter overhead valve V6, three-speed automatic, FWD
Location: somewhere in Illinois
Odometer reading: 241,000 miles
Operational status: Runs and drives
There are vehicles we interact with all the time and hardly notice, even us car folks. They’re just part of the scenery, doing their job, thanklessly and invisibly. Often, you don’t notice them because you’re focused on other things at the moment you see them, like, for instance, lunch. We’ve all eaten at food trucks, but unless it’s one of those twee Citroen vans or a VW bus or something, have you ever actually noticed what kind of truck it was? Of course not. Because the pulled pork sliders and tater tots in the plastic clamshell container are far more important.

This old food truck is a Utilimaster Aeromate, the pride of Bristol, Indiana. It uses a Chrysler minivan drivetrain and suspension, in this case a 3.3 liter V6 and an automatic transmission. I’m pretty sure it’s a three-speed Torqueflite, but don’t quote me on that. It’s been around the block a few times – 241,000 times, actually. My guess is that it had another life before becoming a food truck, something that required more driving around.

It’s a mess inside; clearly after this truck closed up shop no one bothered to clean up. There’s stuff in the sink, boxes on the floor, and I think I even see a bag of burger buns in that wire rack. There’s a fridge, and a toaster oven, but whatever grill or oven did most of the cooking appears to have been removed. The seller refers to it as “ready to customize,” which in this case means gut it and start over, I’m afraid. Though, since it already has a sink, I suppose you could turn this one into a camper too.

I can’t read the menu on the side, so I can’t tell you what sort of food was once served out of this truck, but I suppose it doesn’t matter. If my years in Portland taught me anything, it’s that you can serve almost anything out of a food truck. So let’s have a little fun in the comments: tell me what you’re cooking in this thing, once it’s all newly-outfitted.
So yeah, food truck versus army truck. Hey, U is a tough letter; I did my best. We’ll get to some less weird and less expensive things tomorrow. In the meantime, you’ve got two boxes full of old crap that need to be cleaned out. Which project are you tackling?
Unimog > Everthing else in this alphabet so far!!! I’ll take it any day!
That Unimog is tailor-made for an Autopian headquarters on the run from the FCC, CIA, IIHS and the Mexican Council of Food.
I know of someone who got their Unimog stuck while offroading in muck. What to do! What to do? Just go home and bring out the half-track to pull out the Unimog, of course.
Why do I feel like we’re missing key parts to this story? Perhaps some words like “Germany” and “Poland”?
Good call but off base a bit! This was in the California foothills.
Bring in a Chinook and lift that stucker up!
“[C]ars like the Supra, along with the Corvette and the Camaro/Firebird, just seem suited to automatics. Mash your foot down when you want to go, don’t hassle with shifting when you want to relax”
Yeah, might be stretching it a bit with grouping the Camaro/Firebird with the others but those cars (Supra, Corvette, Subaru SVX, etc) are indeed perfectly cromulent with automatic transmissions befitting their classification as grand tourers.
FWIW, one of the most successful figures in the Mulholland Drive street racing scene in the 60s and 70s, locally known as “Crazy Charlie,” drove an old Corvette with a highly tuned 427 and an automatic transmission. He was one of the inspirations for the character of Cal played by Dennis Hopper in the 1981 film King of the Mountain which is a pretty early example of Hollywood cinema about street racing.
Unimog, so I could enter it in our local Memorial Day parade and see who says “hey, wait a minute….”
I’m not interested in going off-grid. But I am interested in Burritos. So the Utilimaster gets my vote. And it’s cheaper and will likely be easier/cheaper to get parts/service for.
Having said that, I find that both of these are grossly overpriced.
You would think they are, but I’ve been asked for Utilimaster parts a bit over the years (though not in quite a while). While the engine and brake parts are standard Chrysler fare, almost nothing else is.
I have to go for the convertible.
Under used, unstoppable, unhurried utilitarian Unimog unsurprisingly upsets uneconomical, unusually ugly, unloved, unclean Utilimaster.
I think you could have shoehorned “unguent” in there somehow, but fantastic work.
Oh that’d been a fitting one!
I didn’t even realize you could get gas-powered Unimogs; all the more reason to vote for it.
Make mine the mighty Mercedes Mog. The Utilimaster appears to be another example of how interior appearance is likely reflective of the mechanical maintenance it received. In which case this one’s coming up a few Fritos short.
Unimog, easily. I have literally zero reason to want the Utilimaster. Then again, converting the Unimog into a food truck for some top-o-the-mountain churros would be kind of cool…
A busted ass, roach infested, completely trashed food truck with 241k miles? Kick rocks!
I’ll have the convertible Unimog, my good man.
Food truck FTW. I’ll put in a deep fryer and sell churros in front of the dispensary near my house.
Churros are, like, the Miata of inebriation snacking.
Unimog, but the lack of diesel is disappointing.
Bye the utilimaster, sell burritos, make money, then buy the unimog with the money.
I’ve always wanted a Unimog and never once wanted a Utilimaster. This was an easy choice and I predict the inverse of WW2 today, total German domination.
Radio gear, enough torque to tow my house, I think you see where I’m going with this, or will when I’m hauling my house across the midwest.
I like small, light coupes. RWD for preference.
I also like Unimogs, and I’ve no idea why. I’ve driven one, and it wasn’t wildly different to driving an original Defender, by which I mean it felt similar to being pushed down some stairs inside a tumble drier. Maybe it’s because portal axles are cool? Maybe it’s just because the name is so brilliant? I dunno.
Unimog for me. Plus the other one, even in this company, is hideously ugly.
That ice cream truck is calling my name! I’ve always wanted one of these, especially in this configuration with the sink and everything.
Says at least one weirdo, somewhere, I’m sure.
At least eight weirdos, so far.
Make that 10 (including me)
Are you secretly Sweet Tooth? Is your head on fire?
Gog. Magog. Unimog. One of these things is not like the others.
Unimog for me.
I remember Monster Garage did an ice-cream truck/ice racer with one of those (after an entire powertrain swap). This one could be a baja/burritos truck.
Man, I loved that show as a kid.
Unimog > whatever that thing is
Convertible Unimog > Unimog
Easy one today since I dream shop Unimogs online all the time.
I have a thing for radio equipment, German or otherwise — the Unimog would be a great vehicle for ham radio field days. I’ll take it!
I voted for the Unimog 404, truck not found.
And that “404” is entirely the point when you need to grab your go bag and head for the hills.
But buying that version, with that drivetrain would be a 404 error.