There’s no easy way to explain this story other than to go into the details… even though the details themselves make almost no sense. This is the story of a car that’s had an insane amount of work put into it and then was crushed, along with a fake skeleton, because, well, what else could be done with it?
AiDesign, the wild and semi-secretive design shop out of Tuckahoe, New York, is known for quietly doing outrageous things. So it’s no surprise that a client came to them around 2005 with the desire to build a futuristic gadget car. It is a bit peculiar, though, that the car this client chose was a Subaru Tribeca.
The project was called “Q-Car” as both a nod to a super-stealthy vehicle and to James Bond’s provider of cool tech. Subaru was pretty much dead-on to build a three-row SUV, but their execution was questionable and the thing looked too strange for the kind of consumers who buy three-row SUVs.
According to AiDesign’s founder Matt Figliola in the above video, the client wanted to imagine what a car would be like in the future and so asked the shop to install screens everywhere, computers, AppleTV, and put video cameras on all corners of the car. This was back in 2005-2006 when it was a big deal if a car had Bluetooth.
In a way they sort of nailed it. This is basically a Mercedes EQS about two decades too early.
The work required to do all of this at the time was intense and some of the photos of the wiring are ridiculous:
So what happened to this car? According to AiDesign, it went to exactly one Geek Fest in New Jersey and then was sent back two more times to improve the concept and update the technology.
At some point during the third iteration, the Tesla Model S was revealed and basically made the Q-car project obsolete, so Matt and company stopped working on the car.
I can’t remember, exactly, the first time I saw the Tribeca hiding under a tarp at AiDesign’s shop in Tuckahoe but it’s always just been there. This strange Subaru that no one talked much about sitting next to Ferraris and Cannonball cars and all sorts of other exotics.
It’s clear to me that this is the most expensive Subaru Tribeca ever built, though AiDesign is a black hole and they absolutely refused to tell me what was spent on it. Just adding up the work that seems to have been done (three times!) and the actual equipment in the car brings me to a dizzying, six-figure amount.
For a Tribeca.
Ultimately, this car lived up to its name by being the ultimate Q-Ship. It’s so secretive and stealthy that almost no one outside of a small number of people who went to Geek Fest or saw it in the shop even knew it existed!
As Figliola says in the video, the car was never registered or licensed so it can’t be sold or driven or really have anything done to it. The technology in it, though state-of-the-art at the time, is mostly valueless.
So what did AiDesign do? They Stuffed a skeleton in it, sent it to a crusher, then put it in their Carhenge-like graveyard of dead cars behind their shop.
I have seen firsthand the brilliant work they do, so I guess the cost of brilliance is also a little madness.
It was never registered or licensed so it can’t be put on the road…. So the hell what? If there’s ownership documents, why can’t it be registered and licensed?
Manniest, Moeist, and Jackist. Slap crap attack. I think this is more inline with other fake 1 off cars that aren’t cars. At least they didn’t scam anyone.
Looks like those mac minis, tv box, and switch were all gonna overheat when the carpet and seats went back in
Just remembered some magazine (I forget if it was a US or UK one) had a pic side by side of a Tribeca when it was new next to an Alfa Romeo of the time – I forget which, but the idea was to show off how similar the front fascia designs were and the design head of Subaru, Andreas Zapatinas, had come from Fiat. Maybe it was a story around his departure, or just about auto designers in general. I feel like there was a lot more chatter around automotive designers in the 2000s in general, and how they were moving around. Bangle was at BMW, Peter Schreyer had joined Kia, Bryan Nesbitt had designed the PT Cruiser and gone from Chrysler to GM, etc.
The Tribeca is a car that seemed like it should have done well but it was too early even for Subaru’s mainstream push. Subarus over $30k were still a bit of a hard sell, and aside from some exceptions, boxier/more upright styling was still preferred at the time. It wasn’t until the 2010s really that Subaru took off, and the embiggened Outback by then did most of what a Tribeca did for less money, minus the tight third row.
This one is wild, even by Ai Design standards.
But now I want to watch videos of cars getting crushed…with a view from the driver’s seat.
The weirdest thing to me is the idea there are people and businesses in Tuckahoe. As a child of the Harlem Division to me Tuckahoe and Crestwood were just stations in the undifferentiated mass of Eastchester between Scarsdale and Mt. Vernon.
OK, in fairness I knew Crestwood was a place because my first bicycle came from the bike shop there, but apart from Bronxville everything between Zone C and Grand Central was flyover country where I never got off the train.
Well, there’s Findlay’s Friendly Appliances on Elm Street, for starters.
The extent of my knowledge about Tuckahoe is that in How I Met Your Mother, Marshall gets to be the lawyer for Tuckahoe Funland, and John Cho gets arrested because they have been covering for evil people running Tuckahoe Funland for years. That is all.
Tuckahoe would have been more interesting if that was real. Then again I left New York in 1993 so who knows what happened in the last 30 years.
Anybody else have “Dust in the Wind” (remember the ad?) going through your head as you read this?
Well NOW I remember…
One down…
The Tribeca was actually ahead of its time. Years later the Kia Sportage basically did most of the same weird styling choices and everyone was cool with it.
This one and the Isuzu vehicross. I saw one of those on the freeway the other day and it just blends in now, remember when they looed so strange that nobody bought them?
The few remaining do get mistaken for new model year but no longer out there. I still get a few comments remembering them or asking if mine isnew.
I liked and like it. But as I remember it got awful mileage even for a Subi
Thirsty Flat 6 and needed 91 octane IIRC. My Aunt had one
did she and roommate live in VT or Portland? Sorry, the obvious stereotype… poor mileage and premo. double wammy
Damn, I would have yote the tech at least. The free 05 Mac Mini I found is one of my best computers
I still actively use a free 09 Macbook Pro as a work laptop – soon to be retired in favor of a company-issued 2021 MBP. The 14-year old MBP only recently became impractical for work, with Slack no longer supporting the most recent version of Chrome that the computer can run. But yeah, free old Macs good.
Agreed. I finally had to break down and buy a M2 MBAir for many of the same reasons—12 year old MBP wouldn’t support the stuff I needed.
There’s a workaround for this, called Open Core Legacy Patcher. I just used it to install OSX Sonoma on a 2012 MacBook Pro 13″. It’s still slow, but at least I can now run current software.
yeah, I considered that, but the battery (the one I’d replaced already) was on its last legs and I didn’t want to buy and install a new one.
I’m typing on a 2010 15″ MBP. Needs to be tethered to an outlet these days, which drove me to buy a new 14″ last year, as I finally got tired of having 30 minutes of battery life.
I don’t understand why they crushed this. Some of the four other Tribeca owners might have needed to pull some parts.
Right?
What a waste!
Its sounds like it was unsellable for bureaucratic reasons
Are you saying every car in a pick and pull is titled?
Fuck if I know, I was reading between the lines. Sounds like these dudes chose to crush the car rather than deal with whatever legalities it took to not crush the car.
I was curious about this, too, as it didn’t make sense. I didn’t watch the video because ADHD, but the text under it said the client who commissioned it told them to dispose of it. I imagine, they just didn’t want to bother getting a title or anything to sell it, so they told the shop to just junk it.
“ the car was never registered or licensed so it can’t be sold or driven or really have anything done to it.” I don’t know it all, but don’t dealers not reg. cars all the time. They use a demo’s and loaners and the in service date then starts, including warranty. Maybe too much time has passed? Or the owner got some kind of tax write off. kind of doesn’t make sense to destroy it.
This car is the equivalent of edible gold. It’s still shit in the end.
I have always liked the Tribeca (or B9 Tribeca) and I don’t care who knows it.
There, I said it.
Damn right: fly your freak flag
fly it high & proud
Plenty of female Subaru owners fly their flags proudly.
By freak flag I mean love for niche/unloved vehicles(and sub-genres of gearheadness), not anything gender-specific.
At our first Cars and Coffee in some time here earlier this year, I talked to a much younger XX-type who brought a nicer & newer WRX than mine. She has taken hers much farther than I have mine—and it was really cool that she was there on her own, not with/because of a bf as seemed the case a decade or more back. The scene around here really seems to be more open & welcoming and with fewer aggro bro-types, and I’m glad to be a part of it again
Pride of Lafayette, IN!
Purdue University makes Subarus? Is there even anything else in Lafayette besides 40K college kids?
That’s West Lafayette. Totally different.
Serious answer, there’s the Subaru plant and the Caterpillar plant, but that’s about it.
Huzzah, I’m not alone in this!
RIP, fair flying vagina
I mean, I’m not exactly an expert on vaginas, but it doesn’t look like any of the ones I’ve ever seen.
The founder of another car site called it the “flying vagina” when he reviewed its initial version. IIRC they were banned from getting any more Subarus (and weirdly, BMWs) because of the comment.
It was Jack Baruth at The Truth About Cars.
FWIW, lots of people said the same thing about Edsels in 1957/58, except without the “flying” part
I think you mean Robert Farago
Yes, it was Robert. Jack had plenty of spicy comments there, but it wasn’t him.
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