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We All Tried To Say Something Nice About This Car — Slack Tales

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RustyJunkyardClassicFanatic
RustyJunkyardClassicFanatic
5 hours ago

It really does look like it’s going 100+ MPH while standing still
Separately, it looks like it went through a car wash where you press a button beforehand that says:
“Press here to add LINES”

Fuzzyweis
Fuzzyweis
8 hours ago

At least the mirrors were extended to accomodate the Mix-a-lot approved rear.

Also on the phone thing, there’s an 800 line called ‘Callin’ Oats’, that you can dial and will play Hall and Oate’s songs. Could have a Clarke’n’Torch line that will play a random comment from either.

I_drive_a_truck
I_drive_a_truck
7 hours ago
Reply to  Fuzzyweis

(719) 266-2837
Not sure if it still works…

Howie
Howie
6 hours ago
Reply to  Fuzzyweis

I’m not coming back for Oates-Lois Griffin

Dodsworth
Dodsworth
8 hours ago

Remember when you used to get high with your friends and then wished someone would write down your thoughts because they were brilliant and you could make millions of dollars from your creative thinking? Ladies and Gentlemen, the ZigZag 1.5.

Ranwhenparked
Ranwhenparked
8 hours ago

With something like that, you need to trot out a passive aggressive Minnesota mom backhand compliment – “Oh, wow, that looks very different. It must have taken you a lot of time to do”.

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
9 hours ago

What the heck?
I like the cartoon version of the Diablo.
For the complaining I heard there is a phone number women give out to guys who hit on them that they don’t want anything to do with. It has a cruel but clear message. Maybe one is needed for businesses that says we value our customers but you aren’t worth it go away.

I_drive_a_truck
I_drive_a_truck
7 hours ago

Rejection Hotline. (605) 475-6968
Not sure if it still works

Last edited 7 hours ago by I_drive_a_truck
Chris D
Chris D
5 hours ago

I don’t know, either… she answered the phone and immediately hung up on me!

J/K

SAABstory
SAABstory
9 hours ago

Makes the Corvette Summer car look restrained.

Xt6wagon
Xt6wagon
10 hours ago

It doesn’t have modern BMW nostrils

Spikersaurusrex
Spikersaurusrex
11 hours ago

It’s a nice color.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
11 hours ago

Just over an hour ago I saw a new Subaru which appeared to have gotten about the same treatment. The hood, front splitter, double wing, even box flares. There was a rallyscoop thing on the roof. I almost curbed my work van.

Each to their own.
But, dayum.

Xt6wagon
Xt6wagon
10 hours ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

Imagine seeing it on a old limited edition SuS. 165hp of doom. Lowered because idiot couldn’t find a legacy gt of the same era.

1978fiatspyderfan
1978fiatspyderfan
9 hours ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

Hey how about Pep Boys has really upped their game. Because as bad as some of you think it is it is still better than PBs.
Maybe it’s a Diablo Kit Car?

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