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We Have A Top Secret (Sort Of) Mission And We Need Your Help

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Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago

Y’all are fancy camping. No love for a tent?! That’ll really save the bucks.

The number of times I’ve threatened to haul a tent out to Rennsport Reunion this year is, uh, significant.

TXJeepGuy
TXJeepGuy
1 year ago

Does Fred still have the old Dirt Every Day LS Swapped Winnebago? Since they put it on its side, maybe he’ll make you a good deal on it. I know David has met him…

Widgetsltd
Widgetsltd
1 year ago

Whatever happens, this needs to culminate in some sort of low budget RV competition. We already have the 24 Hours of LeMons and the Gambler 500 – What can be done in that motif for RVs?

Checkyourbeesfordrinks
Checkyourbeesfordrinks
1 year ago

Doesn’t Torch already have an RV parked in his yard?

Amberturnsignalsarebetter
Amberturnsignalsarebetter
1 year ago

That’s a Chang-Li. Sounds the same, but doesn’t sleep three (comfortably).

Last edited 1 year ago by Amberturnsignalsarebetter
Crank Shaft
Crank Shaft
1 year ago

Does it have to be a motorhome? It might be fun to build out a cargo trailer into a crazy camper.

Outofstep
Outofstep
1 year ago

I’m both excited and terrified to see what ends up being purchased. I know it’s out of your budget but I vote Doof Wagon with guitarist included.

Arrest-me Red
Arrest-me Red
1 year ago

The thing to watch out for in a small camper is Cargo Carrying Capacity. Remember the people count as cargo and with this size in the 800 to 1000 lbs range that is most of your capacity there.

If you are going to have chase vehicles and limit this sleeping it could work.

Other items to consider:

  1. The older the RV, the more work it will need
  2. How comfortable of a sleep?
  3. At least one AC, 3 adults can be get a bit warm in there.
  4. How comfortable should the 3 adults be
  5. Have some sort of cooking (MV, Stove top, fridge)
  6. Consider adding solar with lithium house batteries
  7. Consider a generator.

The last two are great for dry camping.

Some ideas:

Toyota Dolphin – example https://www.smartrvguide.com/L48751333 . Some have manuals or can be swapped.

Coach house – https://www.rvtrader.com/listing/2006-Coach+House-PLATINUM+232XL-5026447328

Larger Class C https://www.rvtrader.com/listing/1995-Ford-FOURWINDS-5026805688

All of these need work but with the team at your disposal much can be done yourselves.

Another option is to put the money into a trailer and tow vehicle. The people ride in the truck and sleep/work in the trailer. Just remember unlike a Motorhome, most of the trailer is not usable while on the road.

Trailer: Just look at the interior -> https://www.rvtrader.com/listing/2005-Keystone-LAREDO+29BH-5026259112

Spend about 30k for a half or one ton. Again user your resources.

Adrian Clarke
Adrian Clarke
1 year ago
Reply to  Arrest-me Red

Very comfortable. I’m a bougie ass fancy-Dan designer remember? I like hotels. And room service. And hot showers.

Arrest-me Red
Arrest-me Red
1 year ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

I agree that camping is no room service.

I suggest the Class A or Towable if the budget allows.

Arrest-me Red
Arrest-me Red
1 year ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

Money no object hahahahahahahaha Nexus or Entregra Super C. I also hear there is a 1,000,000 motorhome with a broken drive shaft on the side of the road.

Taargus Taargus
Taargus Taargus
1 year ago

I vote Changli with a roof tent.

Parsko
Parsko
1 year ago

Dolphin with a 22r.

Mercedes Streeter
Mercedes Streeter
1 year ago

I love the Dodge Charger headlights and Nissan Murano (?) taillights of that electric bus. Literally just “yeah, these will work.” lol

I do love how that Clipper has Cummins power. A lot of those things have decent bodies, but still move on ancient and tired gas V8s. This one has…a body, but an attractive powertrain. And hey, it’s not $20k+

Please send me that Crown-Ikarus and the NABI. I just want to stare at them. Funny thing about those buses, our good friends in [STATE] would register them as motorhomes without any actual legwork, circumventing that whole CDL requirement thing.

Last edited 1 year ago by Mercedes Streeter
MATTinMKE
MATTinMKE
1 year ago

I vote for the electric one. That’s cool!

DubblewhopperInDubblejeopardy
DubblewhopperInDubblejeopardy
1 year ago

I’ll bring the “party favors”….

3WiperB
3WiperB
1 year ago

Weighing in at 3400 pounds, it’s fiberglass, powered by a Corvair air cooled 140hp engine with 4 speed manual, and rides on just 14″ tires. It usually has a toilet, but this ad says it’s missing. From 1968, it’s the Ultra Van. It might not still be for sale, but the add is still up from November. https://tincantourists.com/classified-ads/show-ad/162796/ultra-van-382-rv-motorhome/california/motorhomes-for-sale/?amp

Mercedes Streeter
Mercedes Streeter
1 year ago
Reply to  3WiperB

An Ultravan!! When I do my classifieds rounds I always look for one and they basically never come up for sale.

Theresatimetocomment
Theresatimetocomment
1 year ago
Reply to  3WiperB

Assuming it is actually available, how can this not be THE ONE?

Not Sure
Not Sure
1 year ago
Reply to  3WiperB

But will it meet the following standards:

1.All motorhomes must be equipped with a flushing toilet, functional kitchen area with sink, a bed, and a table with a chair
2.Every motorhome will run with the following team aboard: a driver, a sleeper, a cook, a rider, and a shitter.
3.The number of race laps will be divided into four quarters, and each quarter will require a different motorhome activity to take place. The quarters and their activities are as follows:
1.Recreation. Rider will engage in a table-based recreational activity
2.Cooking: Cook will prepare a meal for Rider, who will consume the meal
3.Bathroom: Shitter will defecate/urinate while on the toilet, flush, wash hands
4.Bed: Sleeper will relax/fall asleep in the bed
4.In-race activities will be remotely monitored by race officials
5.All water tanks must be filled prior to race, and gray-and blackwater tanks must be installed.

Tony D
Tony D
1 year ago

I feel like there is no way it isn’t a GMC Motorhome. maybe not this one, but plenty to choose from and lots of great resources. The GM Futurliner would be great too, but a little outside of the desired price point. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/757358795871949/

Last edited 1 year ago by Tony D
Dan Pritts
Dan Pritts
1 year ago
Reply to  Tony D

There is only one answer and this is it.

Ideally, with the full EM-50 treatment.

10001010
10001010
1 year ago

cut copy paste…

How about a Seafarer Tripp 30?
* Not too expensive – Everything’s negotiable
* Ideally should have a manual – Oh there’s not much automatic about this.
* Must have a bathroom – Um, it’s called a “head”.
* Must sleep at least three adults, though not that comfortable – 4 comfortably, a dozen miserably.
* No CDL required to drive – Ha, check.
* Must be weird – I don’t see anybody else recommending these.
https://www.yachtworld.com/yacht/1971-tripp-30-8519724/

Slower Louder
Slower Louder
1 year ago

No enabling here. Of course David thinks you should sleep in your cars. –Sigh– If you have to go on the RV path, my only requirements are: max velocity at all times = 55 mph, and on all 3-or-more-lane freeways, you cruise in next-to-far-left lane except when entering or exiting. Otherwise free rein! Have all the fun!

This makes me remember shots of Rep John Boehner in his RV after resigning from the House. Think how terrible his job must have been to find piloting an RV relaxing.

Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
1 year ago

Okay so many people cant write car ads but rv sellers are worse. Best one i could find that i would suggest
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/5195287000574862/?mibextid=dXMIcH

Mercedes Streeter
Mercedes Streeter
1 year ago
Reply to  Mr Sarcastic

You have no idea how many RVs I just skipped on writing about because the listings were incomprehensible with pictures taken by a disposable camera or something. lol

A. Barth
A. Barth
1 year ago

I don’t have any useful input here but I’m keen to see what happens.

Frankly I’m picturing a 17′ ex-Uhaul box truck kitted out with bunk beds and one of those toilets that attach to the hitch receiver (a “Bumper Dumper”) like in the Top Gear arctic special.

I understand David’s reluctance to pay for palatial digs for you guys while traveling – and $55/night is bougie AF – but has he compared the cost of lodging to the projected cost of fuel to feed an RV?

Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
1 year ago
Reply to  A. Barth

Yeah but now he is Hollywood Dave driving a nice EV I3

Soso Tsundere
Soso Tsundere
1 year ago

Sure you can get a standard RV and Walter White it up in the desert, but why not go bold and a rig with broadcast capability?! It has a lot of options to appeal to the Autopian staff:
1) It’s a Volvo.
2) It’s a reckless expense,
3) It still needs work even after paying a lot of money for it.
4) It’s a workplace, so David doesn’t have to worry about losing his edge by living as a human.
5) it’s modular, so you can customize it for beds, bathroom, shower, sauna, whatevs.(more likely a pile of old laptops stacked under manuals for cars that no longer exist and a bunch of oil stained tools/parts)
6) it can probably be rigged to eject a Smart out the back. (I’m assuming)

Clear_prop
Clear_prop
1 year ago

I suggest using one of those ‘Turo for RV’ sites. That lets you get an RV where you need it, and when it breaks, it is some body else’s problem.

Even if you end up getting a good deal (hahaha) on a reliable RV (hahahaha), it is always going to be on the wrong side of the country from where it is needed.

Mercedes will have it in northern Wisconsin on some Gambler 500 rally, while Jason needs it to drive to Miami to pick up some illegally imported Cuban tail lights.

3WiperB
3WiperB
1 year ago

Toyota 22re reliability, 5 speed, brown and tan peak 80’s interior. Only 58,000 miles. Not as weird as something like an Ultra Van, but it meets all the other requirements. It will be slow and slightly uncomfortable due to the lack of AC in the cab. Looks well kept and recently used (judging by the upgraded radio and TV.). It even has a wet bath for spaghetti. https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/213374011133907/?mibextid=dXMIcH

Last edited 1 year ago by 3WiperB
TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago
Reply to  3WiperB

Much as I love the 22r & re, I would strongly advise talking to an expert on these before even considering one. My Dolphin-adjacent experience (bil & sister bought one) taught me that I’d be better off sleeping in my 1980s Subaru wagon. The 22r just didn’t have the torque to move the RV—even with low expectations. When moving, it was beyond ponderous to downright scary on any off-camber road. Sidewinds were a Code Brown.

Putting the secondary battery under the hood meant that there is NO room to do even simple maintenance under there. There is also some issue with the dual-wheel axle setup that I don’t remember, but is scary. I know I’m not being helpful here. I am saying to please talk to someone with definite knowledge of them before proceeding. I thought they were cool, too, but would not consider one now—and it’s just me & a couple furballs.

3WiperB
3WiperB
1 year ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

Good info and I appreciate the insight and real world experience. I’m very much a trailer/camper person and not a motorhome person, so I have no experience with the motorhome side.

Mercedes Streeter
Mercedes Streeter
1 year ago

I love how much “shitcase” has become a part of Autopian canon. 🙂

A. Barth
A. Barth
1 year ago

It’s that rare confluence of apt, funny, and a plausible typo. 🙂

Arrest-me Red
Arrest-me Red
1 year ago

A toilet with a removal cassette is a shitcase. Looks like carryon luggage. Haul your crap (literally) to the dump station and pour it out.

I prefer a black tank. Hook up the host and let her rip.

Just remember to add a bit of water and chemicals back in or you the poop pyramid and have to use the stick of shame.

Turbeaux
Turbeaux
1 year ago

We have buses here to shuttle workers around, and the worst of all time was an ElDorado. The site will go broke trying to maintain that heap. The only way we could get rid of it was to donate it to one of those kids’ charities.

It needs to be something small. I love you guys, but nobody wants to see you comfortable.

Last edited 1 year ago by Turbeaux
Tyler Anderson
Tyler Anderson
1 year ago

Myself and I’m guessing the Torch prefers the VW Beetle fifth-wheel trailer that used a ball-socket joint on the roof. Totally safe.

Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
1 year ago
Reply to  Tyler Anderson

Too expensive

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