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We Tried Rebuilding Our Website’s Carburetor But We Screwed Something Up And We’re Sorry

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The Autopian’s website was running reasonably well before, but every now and then it’d struggle under heavy load, and the idle wasn’t exactly steady. So a few days ago we unbolted our carburetor, sent it to some experts for a rebuild, and popped it back onto our intake manifold. At first, it seemed like The Autopian was running like a champ! It sounded smooth, it’d respond quickly when we stomped on it, but now a few days later, it’s clear that the rebuild only made things worse, and for that, we apologize and want you to know: We’re working on it!

Right now we’ve got our Carter WCD sitting in a Chem-Dip bucket; we’ve got the finest, highly chlorinated can of carb & choke cleaner on hand; and we’ve purchased the best carb rebuild kit we could snag at the swap meet. We’re going to get this old flathead motor that is The Autopian singing. We know that you, dear readers, just want the damn engine to get you to those sweet, sweet car blogs, and it will. We apologize for the inconvenience.

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[Matt took over writing this here, which is why you see his face above]

Please use this thread to tell us if you have any problems, here are the things we know are an issue:

  • Random timeouts [STATUS: Resolved]
  • Article truncations [STATUS: Probably Resolved]
  • Logging in [STATUS: The monkeys have been given pizza and seem happy]
  • Sending every 98th member to an alternative universe where Jeep never stopped making the YJ [Status: Beef Limousine]

We will keep you updated.

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V10omous
V10omous
30 days ago

Am I really Angry Bob? Testing to find out!

Angry Bob
Angry Bob
30 days ago
Reply to  V10omous

You see whoever logged in most recently. Which was me. 😉

I’ve seen this happen in web sites coded by people who knew nearly nothing about web site coding.

Delta 88
Delta 88
30 days ago
Reply to  V10omous

Aren’t we all an Angry Bob to one degree or another?

D-dub
D-dub
30 days ago
Reply to  V10omous

First they logged me as Angry Bob, and I did not comment—because I was not Angry Bob.

Then they logged me as V10omous, and I did not comment—because I was not V10omous.

Then they logged me as me —and there was no one left to comment – for we were again logged out.

Last edited 30 days ago by D-dub
Icouldntfindaclevername
Icouldntfindaclevername
30 days ago
Reply to  D-dub

I’m you right now. BTW, your shirt it too tight.

D-dub
D-dub
30 days ago

I was told that’s the style now. They took the onion off my belt as well.

Tim Beamer
Tim Beamer
30 days ago

As an IT “enginerd” for 31 years, I’ve seen it plenty. You’ll get it squared away.

PopeHolySmoke
PopeHolySmoke
30 days ago

It appears that when you log in, it randomly displays someone else’s username and icon for you even though you are actually logged into your own account. And then when you post it shows your actual username.

Icouldntfindaclevername
Icouldntfindaclevername
30 days ago

Just noticed
David published the post, but Matt is in the top shot.

https://discord.com/channels/1111431722442170408/1118296447067107419/1296860769316765696

Michael Beranek
Michael Beranek
30 days ago

That’s Mavid, they went through a transporter and that Tuvix thing happened.

Data
Data
30 days ago

Justice for Tuvix. Janeway straight up murdered him!

Michael Beranek
Michael Beranek
30 days ago
Reply to  Data

So, did T’Lyn & Tendi murder all those combinations? Hmmmm?

Mr E
Mr E
29 days ago
Reply to  Data

username (sorta) checks out

My Goat Ate My Homework
My Goat Ate My Homework
30 days ago

aw hell, the website is swapping names amongst us, maybe it took it a step further is swapping bodies of the staff, or combining them.

I’m getting out of here before I end up with a love for Vipers and 10 cylinder engines.

Chronometric
Chronometric
30 days ago

Maybe you’ll get morphed into a blend of V10omous and Toecutter and you’ll create the world’s most efficient Viper.

OverlandingSprinter
OverlandingSprinter
30 days ago

Today I’m “ChefCJ,” which isn’t a bad thing if I became a Chef and somehow my TJ became a CJ.

ChefCJ
ChefCJ
30 days ago

I hate to break it to you but you have a 13 year old VW that needs a shifter rebuild. But hey, at least it’s a wagon!

OverlandingSprinter
OverlandingSprinter
30 days ago
Reply to  ChefCJ

Yes, but are you a Chef? If not, then your whole username is a fantasy!

Also, I’m now “Col Lingus”

ChefCJ
ChefCJ
30 days ago

I am, as my knees and back will attest. I’m actually posting here instead of getting ready to teach the cooking class I have in a few hours

Col Lingus
Col Lingus
30 days ago

And how does that make you feel? lol.

Mark Tucker
Mark Tucker
30 days ago

The top six or seven emails in my inbox are now sign-in links from the past day or two. At least it keeps logging me back in as me, which is better than a lot of folks, it sounds like…

Memphomike
Memphomike
30 days ago

“Hello, this is JLTRZKDYLLL from IT. Our fix totally hosed the system, so we’re going to have to revert to the old software and figure out what the hell we screwed up. Thank you and have a nice day. Please complete the survey.”

Icouldntfindaclevername
Icouldntfindaclevername
30 days ago

Just got another username for me. I clicked on register and account, it shows my real account info and not theirs’s. So that a good thing 🙂 Other on discord have verified the same as me.

Bearddevil
Bearddevil
30 days ago

I was having the timeout problems, but only through my work VPN. My phone and non-VPN computer worked okay. Then I was having login issues, but those might be okay now? Things seem to be working properly now (knock on woodgrain vinyl).

EXL500
EXL500
30 days ago

At least I’m pretty sure I’m logged in under my own name.

Last edited 30 days ago by EXL500
Memphomike
Memphomike
30 days ago

Has anybody ever been involved in a major IT repair without suffering multiple operational problems that require “fall back and punt” solutions?

Chronometric
Chronometric
30 days ago
Reply to  Memphomike

I once deployed a racetrack safety system that would randomly issue penalty flags to the drivers. Since they were racing for money and championship points, let’s just say these Type A racers were not amused.

Odpat
Odpat
30 days ago

After many tries to log in to post was finally able to and show’s I’m logged in as EXL500. Can not read member only post.

EXL500
EXL500
30 days ago
Reply to  Odpat

Hi, doppelganger. I wonder if it’s because I posted right before you were logged in?

Odpat
Odpat
30 days ago
Reply to  EXL500

Maybe because now I’m Kevin Cheung?!?!?! lol

Odpat
Odpat
30 days ago
Reply to  Odpat

it does show my name as the post but still says logged in as EXL500

Last edited 30 days ago by Odpat
ChefCJ
ChefCJ
30 days ago

I’m logged in as Harmon20, but I’m not Harmon20. Unless Harmon20 is rich, in which case I totally am Harmon20, and can someone please provide me with my banking details which I coincidentally have forgotten.

JShaawbaru
JShaawbaru
30 days ago

Apparently I’m logged in as V10omous. Wonder if it’ll actually show up that way when I comment?

JShaawbaru
JShaawbaru
30 days ago
Reply to  JShaawbaru

Apparently not!

V10omous
V10omous
30 days ago
Reply to  JShaawbaru

There are many worse fates!

Fuzz
Fuzz
30 days ago

Hrmm, today it seems I am Memphomike. I hope they have a high credit card limit.

Fuzz
Fuzz
30 days ago
Reply to  Fuzz

Aww crud, I guess I’m just broke Fuzz. Even though now it says I am Aaronaut, I can assure you I have never been in an Aaron.

PopeHolySmoke
PopeHolySmoke
30 days ago
Reply to  Fuzz

Hello, fellow Memphomike. I, too, have been logged in as this entity.

Harmon20
Harmon20
30 days ago

I just logged in as myself but this reply entry box says I’m logged in as V10omous. Simultaneously, the notification bell at the top of the page has a notification for my post on another article, and the reply box shows me as logged in there.

Harmon20
Harmon20
30 days ago
Reply to  Harmon20

Huh. When that reply posted it’s as myself, but the page still shows V10omous’ info around the comment input box.

When I first got to this article the comment section showed me as logged out but the notification bell was ringing at me with my info being correct. When I clicked the Log In link in the comment section it took me to a memberful.com page showing I was already logged in.

Rommi
Rommi
30 days ago
Reply to  Harmon20

It’s saying I’m logged in as Harmon20

My Goat Ate My Homework
My Goat Ate My Homework
30 days ago
Reply to  Harmon20

hey, it says I’m logged in as you. But I don’t think I’m you, I still smell like cheese and old coffee.

V10omous
V10omous
30 days ago
Reply to  Harmon20

Multiple personality disorder I guess, as more than one person is logged in as me.

EXL500
EXL500
30 days ago

I can’t log in, so I can’t report not being able to log in.

Oh, look I just magically got signed in. I’m periodically signed out and then can’t get in, only to inexplicably get in anyway.

Last edited 30 days ago by EXL500
EXL500
EXL500
30 days ago
Reply to  EXL500

I’m glad I’m not alone! I love it here, and I know you’re working hard to get it fixed. Thank you.

IanGTCS
IanGTCS
30 days ago
Reply to  EXL500

Hah, I had the same thought as I was reading this article. But now I’m clearly signed in. Let’s see how long this lasts…

EXL500
EXL500
30 days ago
Reply to  IanGTCS

We’ll all cross our fingers together!

My Goat Ate My Homework
My Goat Ate My Homework
30 days ago
Reply to  EXL500

I’ve been logged in under at least 5 different names. So, I suppose if I cross my fingers it will count as at least 6 total people crossing their fingers. So that should help.

My Goat Ate My Homework
My Goat Ate My Homework
30 days ago
Reply to  EXL500

I read your comment, thought to myself “boy I’m glad I’m not having that problem”, then realized I couldn’t’ comment because I’m logged out, and then failed to successfully log in for the next couple minutes only to now get magically signed back in even though I wasn’t trying any more.

Col Lingus
Col Lingus
30 days ago

Same here.

“But I don’t want to be a Pirate.”
Or own an old LeBaron with a pencil in the glove box. Sorry.

So the rest of you are free to reassume your real names.
Carry on.

Last edited 30 days ago by Col Lingus
Geoff Buchholz
Geoff Buchholz
30 days ago

I didn’t think much of being logged out randomly … I chalked it up to some Norton updates on this end … but so far this morning, the site has said I’ve been logged in as MaximillianMeen and JShaawbaru (nice 9-2, friend — I see what you did there!) … but when I post, my correct name and non-avatar show up. So, that seems less than ideal, though could be worse.

Bummer that this happened while you’re all getting ready for the Galpin show. We believe in you!

A. Barth
A. Barth
30 days ago

I am cautiously optimistic: after apparently being logged in as several other people, I am me again. Huzzah!

Incidentally, my status is also cheeseburger: early morning = early lunch.

I – or we, I think it’s safe to say – appreciate the work that is happening behind the scenes. On an individual note, I find it amusing that the paintballers are wearing literal monkey suits.

Suss6052
Suss6052
30 days ago

It’s telling me I’m Matt DeCraene now on one part and my actual username in the account info. Yup definitely broken

Trust Doesn't Rust
Trust Doesn't Rust
30 days ago

I was wondering why I kept seeing all these YJ’s driving around today.

Can someone please bring me back? Apparently the reverse vampires of South Missouri are attempting a coup d’e’tat to overthrow the existing government run by the space aliens and the fine folks at the RAND corporation.

On second thought, let’s hold off until after November 5th. I may change my mind.

Nycbjr
Nycbjr
30 days ago

as an IT person I approve of this kind of messaging, very on brand for this website, good luck with the “repairs”!

Icouldntfindaclevername
Icouldntfindaclevername
30 days ago

Click “register” shows my account.
Click F5 to refresh and about 30% of the time it logs me in. If it doesn’t, I click “register” again and F5 until it logs me in. For this post, I had to repeat the process 6 times before it logged me in.

Carbs are great when they’re clean and well tuned. I know cause my new MGB with a weber on it, is running like crap right now. Keep your heads up guys, no one is going to fault you for trying to keep your ride up and running!

TheDrunkenWrench
TheDrunkenWrench
30 days ago

Everyone knows the real solution:

Thermoquad!

KITT222 aka The Vibe Guy aka Nick
KITT222 aka The Vibe Guy aka Nick
30 days ago

Ah yes, the only carburetor that punishes you for full-throttle!

Also, the site was telling me I was you, so it’s fun to see your comment next.

Delta 88
Delta 88
30 days ago

Well, it’s telling me I’m signed in as Myk El, but I’m Delta 88, and it’s showing a little pixelated man holding what looks like a beer stein as an avatar instead of the Oldsmobile jet. That seems worth mentioning as something wrong lol

Delta 88
Delta 88
30 days ago
Reply to  Delta 88

After kicking me out, and a few failed relogins, I’m now A.Barth

A. Barth
A. Barth
30 days ago
Reply to  Delta 88

😮

Delta 88
Delta 88
30 days ago
Reply to  A. Barth

I wasn’t prepared for an existential crisis this late in the week

A. Barth
A. Barth
30 days ago
Reply to  Delta 88

It’s difficult to plan that sort of thing.

Bearddevil
Bearddevil
30 days ago
Reply to  Delta 88

Those are usually reserved for Mondays and Wednesdays, yes.

Delta 88
Delta 88
30 days ago
Reply to  Bearddevil

I mean, usually the universe is done testing my limits by Thursday at the latest. Now, here it is, Friday, and I’m someone else for the third time. Who will I be next? When? Will I Wang Chung tonight? Too many questions. This is no way to go into the weekend…

A. Barth
A. Barth
30 days ago
Reply to  Delta 88

I think everybody Wang Chung tonight.

Dead Elvis, Inc.
Dead Elvis, Inc.
29 days ago
Reply to  A. Barth

If everybody Connie Chung tonight, we’re all Maury Povich!

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