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We’ve All Been Sleeping On Orchard Sprayers As The Coolest, Most Sci-Fi Looking Agricultural Vehicles Out There

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You know where I’m clearly not spending enough time? Orchards. I bet many of us can say the same. The reason I’m saying this is not because I have an unquenchable appetite for pears, especially Bosc pears, which I like to hold sideways and eat like it was a chicken leg, though that would be a pretty good guess. But, again, that’s not why I’m all into orchards now. The reason why is that I just found out about self-propelled orchard spraying vehicles, which look remarkably like sci-fi movie vehicles.

How have I never heard of these before? I mean, other than my near-total lack of any association with orchards or, let’s be honest, almost any organized agriculture at all beyond growing various molds and funguses in my non-running car interiors. But I feel like as someone interested in both vehicles, real-world space travel, and fictionalized interpretations of the intersections of both of those things, I should have been aware of these self-propelled orchard spraying vehicles.

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I say this because these machines have such an incredible sci-fi look about them, with their low bodies, large wheels, heavily angled front ends, and rear-mounted sprayer equipment that could easily pass for, say, a fusion reactor in the right context. I mean, just look at this video of an Atom 2000:

It’s got four-wheel steering, a dramatic, low-slung forward cab, and the whole thing just feels like some plans for a future lunar or Mars rover. For example, look at this NASA concept vehicle for a possible future Mars rover:

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I mean, the orchard sprayer really doesn’t look that much less futuristic or advanced than that rover, does it? And compare this Tifone Cobra Interceptor 2000 self-propelled orchard sprayer to this 2019 Toyota lunar rover concept done for JAXA, the Japanese Space Agency:

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…and to drive the point home just a bit more, here’s the Cobra Interceptor in action in a video:

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I’m just really taken by these things right now. Let’s see how this Andreoli Engineering Atom 2000 looks in the context of a lunar base:

Atom Lunar

Look at that; it fits right in! What do these things remind me of – oh, right! The M577 Armored Personel Carrier from the 1986 Ridley Scott movie Aliens:

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Even the interiors look pleasingly sci-fi:

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Look at that aircraft-style joystick there! I think that was used to control the sprayer system. It does feel pleasingly spaceshippy in there.

I suppose what’s especially weird here is the sort of convergent evolution we’re seeing at play here. Why should the peculiar and very specific requirements and demands of something made to spray rows of trees in an orchard have anything at all to do with the demands of ground travel on other celestial bodies, even if, so far, all of that is still mostly speculative if not entirely fictional?

I suppose these need to be low enough to get under the low-hanging branches of trees, yet still have enough volume to carry all the fluid, a combination that would sort of dictate the low, long body design, and the tight turns that such a vehicle would need to navigate would likely require the four-wheel steering. It seems tow-behind sprayers are more common, but these self-propelled ones just seem so much cooler.

Now, the real question that is very likely bouncing around in all of our heads is how possible would it be to find a used one of these and convert it into everyday street use? I’m sure it’s possible, but I suspect it wouldn’t be cheap, as these things go for hundreds of thousands of dollars new and can still sell for around 100 grand used. Maybe if you found one where the whole spraying mechanism had failed? Think what an amazing little camper one of these would make! They kind of feel like modern Brubaker Boxes. [Ed note: Fittingly, a Brubaker Box was one of the coolest sci-fi vehicles of the pre-Star Wars era. Configured as T-top and dubbed the Roamer, it deployed from the titular Ark of Ark II, a forgotten relic or early-70s live-action kid-vid. – Pete]

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The world of motor vehicles is so vast and wonderful and it’s a good reminder that there’s always some strange gems lurking around where you least expect it, like in between apple trees, spraying poisons.

 

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Kuruza
Kuruza
1 month ago

No one appreciates enclosed orchard machines more than the people who’ve had to operate their predecessors. Not that long ago in the US and still in other regions, open tractors with sketchily suited-up drivers tow trailer rigs blowing vertical fans of pesticide (often strong neurotoxins) big enough to cover two rows of trees.
I worked in orchards from age 13 into my 20s, and the machinery of that era was an assortment of Mad Max style shortcuts to disability or death. Much of it still is.
Tree trimmers are easily the scariest: Imagine a telehandler that swaps out the forklift assembly for an articulated arm with a Wizzer carnival ride mechanism, only the spinning arms have giant sawblades instead of seats for kids.
Flail mowers are a hoot. Attached to the back of a tractor by 3-point hitch, they’re a long box nearly the width of a row housing a PTO-driven drum covered with steel chisel points spinning at the ends of short chains. Even tall weeds get rendered into a chunky mulch… and so would you, if you were unfortunate enough to get dragged off the tractor by one of many craggy low-hanging branches.
Then there are the machines that just wear away at you. I do not miss my many seasons driving an open almond sweeper. In front of you is a housed harrow similar to another carnival ride… the Zipper. Behind you is a giant ducted fan powerful enough to blow fallen nuts several feet over the hump between rows. Between that and the back of your head is an air-cooled Wisconsin V4 howling away at near-open throttle inches from your ears. At the end of the day you’re numbed from skull to toe, sitting there with so much dust on the tops of your thighs that it looks like little mountain ranges.
TLDR: Enclosed orchard machines are a godsend for those who use them.

Last edited 1 month ago by Kuruza
Grey alien in a beige sedan
Grey alien in a beige sedan
1 month ago

This vehicle needs to be an unlockable in GTA 6.

Cyko9
Cyko9
1 month ago

Why does the Atom have totally-not-a-Jeep grille stuck on front? No bumper, just the grille. Still cool, but that’d be the first thing the prop department has to remove, before Stellantis tries to sue them.

Lockleaf
Lockleaf
1 month ago

I had no idea thats what those were called. I saw one in person for the first time ever just a few weeks ago. I thought it was quite odd but cool. I didn’t even know they existed before that.

Baltimore Paul
Baltimore Paul
1 month ago

When I saw the top shot, I honestly thought it was a Grumman LLV designed by The Bishop

Elhigh
Elhigh
1 month ago

Old-school orchard tractors have more sheet metal to protect branches from the various geegaws that, in their lesser iterations, poke out at assorted angles, elevations and distances from a tractor. But the post-Metamucil orchard models are all sleek, smooth surfaces to ensure nothing snags a bit of money sticking out from the tree before its time.

Jonathan Hendry
Jonathan Hendry
1 month ago

One of those sprayers looks like it’d fit bettter into a rocket than that NASA thing.

Nate Stanley
Nate Stanley
1 month ago

We just bought a house not far away from some large pecan orchards..the tree trimming machines looked downright dystopian:

https://youtu.be/9a39rbLoA3I?si=iCdxbZhN61xzybvQ

IanGTCS
IanGTCS
1 month ago
Reply to  Nate Stanley

https://youtu.be/Mfz1YrpMbBg?si=JKoLDo_S2iVx8Y2N

Cool, but not as cool as clearing hydro lines by helicopter cool.

Parsko
Parsko
1 month ago
Reply to  IanGTCS

I now have a new fear, thanks.

Brockstar
Brockstar
1 month ago
Reply to  Parsko

I feel like most tree-trimming machines are the things of nightmares at this point and I’m sure James Bond’s Z8 would agree too.

Parsko
Parsko
1 month ago
Reply to  Brockstar

Like putting a knife on a robot!

Ash78
Ash78
1 month ago
Reply to  Nate Stanley

I used to drive through South GA regularly and watching the “pecan shakers” in action is a nice lesson in specific tools. Not quite as specialized as your trimmer, but it’s still crazy to watch a massive hardwood tree vibrating madly.

Cheap Bastard
Cheap Bastard
1 month ago
Reply to  Nate Stanley

Dystopian my ass! Those are AMAZEBALLS!

(spoken as someone who hates ladders and tree trimming)

Last edited 1 month ago by Cheap Bastard
Rod Millington
Rod Millington
1 month ago
Reply to  Nate Stanley

The original was deleted so now we get the edit.

https://youtube.com/shorts/CEBXzEnqjOc

Emma P
Emma P
1 month ago

“1986 Ridley Scott movie Aliens”

James Cameron did Aliens, famously pitched as Alien$.If there were an S in either of those two vehicle names, you’d have the same winning pitch.

Crank Shaft
Crank Shaft
1 month ago

It’s all Space 1999 to me

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
1 month ago

Am I the only one who thinks that when it comes to Ark II, the Brubaker Box gets too much attention at the expense of the freakin’ jetpack?

Cerberus
Cerberus
1 month ago

That thing’s really cool. I’ve been to orchards all my life and never seen one and I wonder if they just use tractors for the job or they keep them hidden somewhere.

Most people seem to prefer apples, but I prefer pears and Bosc pears are my favorite. Growing up, a friend of mine had a tree growing in his yard and we’d just pick the fruit right off it. Made starting a new year of school less of a blow as that was about the time of year that they were ripe.

Hugh Crawford
Hugh Crawford
1 month ago

I grew up driving tractors in a Walnut Orchard, take a look at this tractor

https://www.barrett-jackson.com/scottsdale-2024/docket/vehicle/1950-john-deere-orchard-streamline-tractor-271087

Piston Slap Yo Mama
Piston Slap Yo Mama
1 month ago
Reply to  Hugh Crawford

A sub .29 drag coefficient I’d bet and first tractor to break 50mph!

Thomas Metcalf
Thomas Metcalf
1 month ago

I have the Row Crop version of that tractor. The engine is a 326 cubic inch 2 cylinder that makes 38 hp. That may not sound like a lot, but it will make that hp until the heat death of the universe.

Frankencamry
Frankencamry
1 month ago
Reply to  Hugh Crawford

I came down here to note that orchard tractors are also a fantastic looking subset.

I wish I had a picture of the Minneapolis-Moline that has shown up at the local steam show with hand fabbed front fenders to match the standard fairings.

Hugh Crawford
Hugh Crawford
1 month ago
Reply to  Frankencamry
Last edited 1 month ago by Hugh Crawford
Cayde-6
Cayde-6
1 month ago

Is it just me, or is “Cobra Interceptor 2000” quite possibly the worst/most disappointing name for an orchard sprayer?

Last edited 1 month ago by Cayde-6
Collegiate Autodidact
Collegiate Autodidact
1 month ago
Reply to  Cayde-6

Yeah, no kidding… ha, a conversation between an orchard sprayer driver and an automotive anorak could go something like this:
Orchard Sprayer Driver: I drive a 2000.
Automotive Anorak: Oh, a Toyota 2000GT? Cool!
OSD: No, an Interceptor.
AA: Oh, okay, a Jensen Interceptor? Also cool!
OSD: No, a Cobra.
AA: Oh, all right, a Shelby AC Cobra? Also cool!
OSD: No, a Cobra Interceptor 2000.
AA: …

Last edited 1 month ago by Collegiate Autodidact
Amberturnsignalsarebetter
Amberturnsignalsarebetter
1 month ago
Reply to  Cayde-6

Not if they’re spraying for snakes…

SonOfLP500
SonOfLP500
1 month ago

I’ve said it before in a previous thread: the Autopian needs to visit the big agricultural and construction machinery shows. My recommendation for agricultural machinery is EIMA, held in even-number years in Bologna. It’s a reasonable size and in Bologna, one of my favourite places in the world (unlike Agritechnica in Hannover, odd-number years, which is ridiculously vast and in… Hannover????).
For construction machinery, BAUMA in Munich or Shanghai or Conexpo in Las Vegas.
Any of these will bring out the easily gobsmacked eight-year-old in you.

Last edited 1 month ago by SonOfLP500
RalliartWagon
RalliartWagon
1 month ago
Reply to  SonOfLP500

The Autopian headquarters is in Los Angeles, right? The World Ag Expo is being held in Tulare, CA on Feb 11 thru Feb 13. Bit of a drive but I agree it would make for some great content for them.

Urban Runabout
Urban Runabout
1 month ago
Reply to  RalliartWagon

Tulare is only 3 hours north towards Sacramento on 99…

RalliartWagon
RalliartWagon
1 month ago
Reply to  Urban Runabout

Yep, I know. I’m going to be there.

Alan Christensen
Alan Christensen
1 month ago

Then there’s the Dobberton Surface Orbiter that started life as a milk tanker.
https://www.dobbertinperformance.com/orbiter

Steve P
Steve P
1 month ago

We’re getting closer to the Ark II future every day.

Michael Beranek
Michael Beranek
1 month ago
Reply to  Steve P

When everybody turns into Terry Lester, we’re in big trouble.

Lifelong Obsession
Lifelong Obsession
1 month ago

Check out the GUSS, a self-driving sprayer that resembles…well, I’ll let you figure it out. Hint: the GUSS can probably drive itself better thanks to its LIDAR-based system. https://gussag.com/

FiveOhNo
FiveOhNo
1 month ago

That legit looks like something from Mass Effect.

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
1 month ago

JT probably already knows this: the M577 APC from “Aliens” was adapted from a Hunslet ATT77 aircraft towing tractor, another industrial vehicle.

Phuzz
Phuzz
1 month ago
Reply to  Canopysaurus

I think it’s the way the wheels are as tall as the entire body, that makes them look so cool.

lastwraith
lastwraith
23 days ago
Reply to  Canopysaurus

Ripley, you’ve blown the transaxle, you’re just grinding metal….

Urban Runabout
Urban Runabout
1 month ago

I’m holding out for the original Lost In Space Chariot which I could grow my orchids and 420 inside of whether parked or driving around.

https://worleygig.com/2022/03/24/lost-in-space-off-world-chariot/

George Daily
George Daily
1 month ago
Reply to  Urban Runabout

Jeff Dunham has it in his collection.

TheWombatQueen
TheWombatQueen
1 month ago
Reply to  NosrednaNod

Yooo self propelled vibrator?

NosrednaNod
NosrednaNod
1 month ago
Reply to  TheWombatQueen

“Judge not lest ye be judged” – some random internet commentator, I believe.

Cayde-6
Cayde-6
1 month ago
Reply to  NosrednaNod

Huh… Hollywood had taught me that the optimal olive harvester is a recklessly-driven 2CV. I guess they misled me.

NosrednaNod
NosrednaNod
1 month ago
Reply to  Cayde-6

Good news… that is the only thing they misled you on.

YeahNo
YeahNo
1 month ago
Reply to  NosrednaNod

Shake your fruity

RalliartWagon
RalliartWagon
1 month ago

Oh Jason, dive down the rabbit hole of agricultural equipment. As the son of a farmer myself, there are some amazing machines out there.
Check out Pellenc, Braud, or Oxbo grape harvesters for what I grew up watching/working around.

Uninformed Fucknugget
Uninformed Fucknugget
1 month ago
Reply to  RalliartWagon

Those look similar to the blueberry harvesters that are all over the place in my neck of the woods. Very weird contraptions.

DriveSheSaid
DriveSheSaid
1 month ago

A well-orchidstrated plot to become the newest member of Jason’s fleet?

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