I was driving to pick my daughter up from dance yesterday and I realized that I had to snag one of her friends as well, which necessitated getting all of the crap out of the backseat of my E39 BMW.
I can’t remember the last time it rained in New York, but it was so long ago that Yankees fans still had a reason to live. Because of this, I’ve got chammies and quick detailer in the back seat to keep my car from looking awful.
As I was blindly fumbling for crap back there I found something I didn’t expect. When I thought I was pulling out a spray bottle instead I found this:
There was a whole-ass door handle for my car back there. I assumed immediately that my daughter, at some point, had removed the door handle and rather than tell me just tossed it back there. Then I looked around. 1… 2… 3… 4…
They were all there.
Curiously, I had not changed any of the door handles. Nor do I need to change any of the door handles as they are all functional (which can’t be said of the rear window regulator), so it’s not like I ordered the part and forgot about it. To make matters even more confusing I’d just thoroughly cleaned out the car earlier this year and vacuumed under the seats and there was no door handle.
Where did it come from? Did someone break into my car and give me an extra door handle?
I do sometimes park next to this guy:
What about you? What’s your biggest car-related mystery?
Bought my 2nd diesel Mercedes 300SD cheap: $350. Had it on the road for less than $700…but it wouldn’t pull out of my steepish driveway unless it warmed up first. Like, it had no power. Changed fuel filters multiple times until no gunk was in the clear pre-filter. Checked compression, Asked for help on the Mercedes Shopforum—and followed reasonable advice. Never could figure it out, and sold it on to a friend’s kid (gave full disclosure) who drove it like that for another year or two. His place was in a flat neighborhood.
2003 VW Jetta GLS. Drivers front suspension would squeak like a worn-out mattress at the local motel during compression and rebound ONLY when the air conditioning was engaged. So strange.
My aunt bought a Mercury Topaz, and behind the climate vents I saw something blue. I got the vent out and pulled out… A full pack of branded playing cards from the dealership.
Like all air cooled VWs, my 72 Super Beetle has levers connected to cables that control the heat. One of those levers is connected to both heater boxes and controls the flow of air from them. As a lot of y’all know, air-cooled VWs use heat exchangers around the exhaust to generate heat, which is blown into the car by the same fan that cools the engine. Leaks can cause carbon monoxide to enter the cabin.
On a cold, February day I was merging onto the highway when I heard a loud bang. The car was still running fine, but when I stopped there was a huge hole in the cheap aftermarket muffler I’d installed maybe a decade before. I still had to drive the car home, and by nightfall it was fucking cold. I turned on the heat…only for the lever between the seats to fall right back down. I started driving with one hand holding up the lever…when I started feeling a little lightheaded. I quickly let the lever fall back down and opened a window. Freezing is a lot better than dying of carbon monoxide poisoning.
But what are the chances, that a bolt that had been tight for 45 years (at the time), would come loose on the very night my exhaust blew out and caused a carbon monoxide leak into the car? The little lever wasn’t even loose earlier that day. Anyway, now I keep a carbon monoxide detector in the car at all times, just in case.
I had a Miata that used to occasionally drop cigarettes from the center stack.
One day I came out to my car to find a cigarette laying on the passenger side floor. I did smoke at the time but the cig I found wasn’t my brand and I hadn’t given anyone a ride lately who could have dropped it either. I threw it away, moved on with my life until a few days later I found another one on the passenger floor again. That got me investigating further and I noticed a third one half sticking out of the plastic center stack trim where it meets the carpet. I ended up finding two or three more cigarettes in the under the radio but above the transmission tunnel void. No clue how they got there, it’s not exactly an easy place to accidentally get something, let alone several cigarettes fully intact and un-crushed.
Pretty sure this is how horror movies begin.
In high school I had a 1993 Ford Probe GT with a factory digital equalizer to supplement the standard Ford radio. The radio worked fine. The equalizer, which was supposed to function with the radio, came on maybe five times during my three year ownership. I’m usually pretty good at finding patterns or reasons why something works/doesn’t work and can fix it. This thing was completely baffling. No difference in how I drove, the pattern to start the car, maintenance, radio settings, hitting it, or anything else correlated with when it worked.
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If The Autopian runs this post again some years into the future and my Giulia has a second owner who comes on this site, I have created a mystery for them to discuss. The trim level I have does not include the option for an illuminated door sill, but other trim levels do. However I learned that all Giulias come with the wiring for an illuminated door sill and it’s easy to plug one in. So I bought the OEM illuminated door sills from a parts site and installed them.
The sound isolating fabric that covers the underside of the hood in my R50 Pathfinder developed holes from one day to another. I don’t know if it’s rotting or a rat was trying to find a new home, as there are no signs of rat activity anywhere else in the engine bay.
Oh, I forgot:
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My custom-ordered 2022 BMW X5 xDrive45e was built in November 2021, during a three or four-week period in which BMW shipped cars without touchscreen functionality. The cars had what looked like the same screen as usual, but it lacked the touch hardware. This affected the X5, X6 and X7 built in Spartanburg, SC, but also the 3 Series and 4 Series built in Germany, and the Z4 built by Magna Steyr. All of these models had the trapezoidal-shaped display bezel running iDrive 7, and probably were all supplied from Visteon. Other models either had a different display or were running iDrive 6.
Cars with the touchscreen delete had option code ZUX. For some reason, this also involved deleting the Backup Assistant, which was option code ZUY.
My car completed assembly on November 1, 2021 and arrived at the dealership on November 6, 2021. I wasn’t allowed to take delivery of it until November 13, 2021, because BMW put a stop-sale on the touchscreen delivered cars until a software update was ready. My suspicion was that the software update would add a binary option flag to the iDrive 7 software that would allow for a non-touchscreen provision…so that cars thus equipped wouldn’t listen for touch events, throw hardware errors, or mention touch gestures anywhere in the UI.
I ordered a new OE touchscreen from some warehouse in China that had a bunch of them, and swapped it in shortly after I got the car. The screen worked, but did nothing. I suspected I’d have to code the car to get rid of options ZUX and ZUY to make it work, and–sure enough–that did it.
What I want to know is why it happened. Was it really a parts shortage, or was it a corporate screw-up? Because it happened very suddenly. I found out about it on the forums, while my car was in the production queue. I know a few people who work at the Spartanburg, SC plant, and one person who is about to be hired there, so I’d love to see if they could find out.