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When You Confuse The Main Chat For Your DMs: Tales From The Slack

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CSRoad
CSRoad
1 month ago

Cars for goths?
Bela Lugosi’s 1938 Buick Straight Eight Sedan or the Munster Koach?
Which would you rather drive to a Seasonal Goth Pity Party?
Maybe a Series 1 Dodge Viper in black, gotta be cold cooler than a cars and coffee mustang.
This holiday season I’m adding Bauhaus, Bela Lugosi’s Dead back into the mix, it is about time isn’t it? (-;

Ben
Ben
1 month ago

I unironically love Pride and Prejudice, and not just for the reasons Matt mentioned. I suspect part of the appeal is the idea that socially awkward Darcy still manages to marry the heroine of the story. I strongly identify with the socially awkward part of the character. 😉

Harvey Park Bench
Harvey Park Bench
1 month ago

I was waiting for AC’s live stream with bated breath on thanksgiving, but it didn’t happen 🙁

Shooting Brake
Shooting Brake
1 month ago

Ah yes 90’s Bridgerton was a hell of a drug back in its day, haha.

The Pigeon
The Pigeon
1 month ago

Let the record show, it was aired on A&E, not on PBS. It was not part of Masterpiece, but it was aired when A&E truly stood for Arts and Entertainment, and not trash reality shows.

Parsko
Parsko
1 month ago

I’ve watched all these movies way too many times, unfortunately.

StillNotATony
StillNotATony
1 month ago

Question: I am a new member (yay early Christmas!), but I have no idea where to see this members only content. Little help?

Manuel Verissimo
Manuel Verissimo
1 month ago
Reply to  StillNotATony

Are you logged in?

Ottomottopean
Ottomottopean
1 month ago

Given the time of year and the fact I am incredibly uncultured, the first thing that came to mind when I read “Colin Firth soaking wet coming out of a pond” I thought of the scene in “Love Actually” where he tries to retriever his novel from the pond with his future-wife.

A. Barth
A. Barth
1 month ago

Fun fact: Jennifer Ehle and Colin Firth worked together again in The King’s Speech (2010).

It was amusing to see the two of them, Geoffrey Rush, and Helena Bonham Carter all sitting at a dinner table. 🙂

Frankly most of the major players are amazing: in addition to the aforementioned, it has Derek Jacobi, Guy Pearce, Michael Gambon, and the criminally-underrated Timothy Spall as Churchill himself. Good stuff.

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 month ago

Man, I am Learning Things about former coworkers. Mack Hardigraw, boob birb.

I need a crusty Jag like the one in Only Lovers Left Alive for Lemons Rally duty sometime. “Only Jaguar Left Alive” is right there for a team name, man. I was a little surprised the four-door made the list over that XJ-S coupe, but the coupe might’ve been too obvious.

Last edited 1 month ago by Stef Schrader
Totally not a robot
Totally not a robot
1 month ago
Reply to  Stef Schrader

Are you just a little glad that they’re in the “former” category?

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 month ago

Nah, they’re good people to work with.

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
1 month ago

“Janed my Austen” BWAHAHA!!!

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 month ago
Reply to  Shop-Teacher

really FIRTHING his COLIN

(Ugh, I still do not understand how obsessed most of my neighbors in my freshman dorm was with Jane Austen. This is a phenomenon that completely bored the hell out of me.)

A. Barth
A. Barth
1 month ago
Reply to  Stef Schrader

I think it’s important to note that Mr. Firth’s first name is pronounced “call-in” and not “cole-un”.

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
1 month ago
Reply to  Stef Schrader

I mean, looking at the picture above the clip, I probably would have Janed my Austen too had I watched that on PBS at the time. I was also that certain age back then, and we didn’t have the Internet. I was busy watching the cornucopia of motorsports that existed on cable TV back then though.

Lotsofchops
Lotsofchops
1 month ago
Reply to  Shop-Teacher

I love that in the right context anything is an innuendo. God bless the human mind and language.

Shop-Teacher
Shop-Teacher
1 month ago
Reply to  Lotsofchops

It’s really true!

Hugh Crawford
Hugh Crawford
1 month ago
Reply to  Lotsofchops

In my endo?
Excuse me, I don’t even know you.
Do you come here often?

Mechjaz
Mechjaz
1 month ago

“I wouldn’t do this in a public chat”
proceeds to publish the thing he wouldn’t say in a public chat to the website

With regards to decolletage, there was a reason I was so interested in HBO shows growing up…

They made me feel smart!

NebraskaStig
NebraskaStig
1 month ago

Adrian was cosplaying a Turkey on Thanksgiving

Chronometric
Chronometric
1 month ago
Reply to  NebraskaStig

He’s an odd duck.

Adrian Clarke
Adrian Clarke
1 month ago
Reply to  Chronometric

Look I had a camera up my ass and I was high.

Chronometric
Chronometric
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

Always?

Chronometric
Chronometric
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

It occurred to me that even Goths have feelings. We are glad you are exercising self care because we enjoy your work and care about you.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 month ago
Reply to  Chronometric

I second that—but the thought of Goth Uncle in a paper hospital gown is much more disturbing than the anal cam

755_SoCalRally
755_SoCalRally
1 month ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

How about him being driven home in said gown, in a convertible? Does that make it better?

Last edited 1 month ago by 755_SoCalRally
Adrian Clarke
Adrian Clarke
1 month ago
Reply to  Chronometric

My life is a complete shitshow at the moment but butt camera was a separate necessary medical procedure for an ongoing problem. They took some biopsies but confirmed it’s not the Big C.

Rad Barchetta
Rad Barchetta
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve heard that excuse…

NebraskaStig
NebraskaStig
1 month ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

OnlyTailpipes is a hell of a site

Harvey Park Bench
Harvey Park Bench
1 month ago
Reply to  Adrian Clarke

So the average thursday

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