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Why Someone Would Pay $50 Million For An Aston Martin Apartment

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While I can easily imagine a world in which I bump into George Clooney and casually mention I’m working on a trio of one-act plays about Harry Truman and I think he’d be perfect for the lead role and he decides he has to do it, I have a harder time imagining being as wealthy and fashionable as Clooney. The whole Lake Como-in-a-wooden boat thing is too abstract from my daily existence. It’s why I hadn’t quite understood the appeal of luxury apartments with automaker branding, but a recent interview made it suddenly make perfect sense to me.

Well, sort of. If I had $15 million I don’t think I’d buy an apartment in Miami or Dubai. I’d buy a piece of land and build a rallycross track and spend some of that on cars, but that kind of thought process is maybe why I don’t have $15 million to spare.

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You know who might? The CEO of Carvana and his dad. Collectively they made $11 billion on a Carvana stock rebound. I bet you didn’t see that happening. What you might have seen happen if you read these pages is that hybrid sales are doing extremely well, especially at Ford.

And, finally for our last bit of news in The Morning Dump, will we reach a point in the market where there’s an equal mix of new vehicle registrations by gas, ICE, and hybrid cars? It’s an important question.

Happy Friday, let’s Dump.

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The Simple Reason Why You’d Buy A Porsche, Bentley, Or Aston Martin Apartment

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The preponderance of real estate in Miami that’s being branded by automakers is kinda stunning. It seems like every week a new luxury tower from one automaker or another is being opened.

In fact, just this week Aston Martin Residences Miami opened. The 66-story Aston Martin building is actually the tallest all-residential building south of New York and contains 391 luxury apartments.

From an Aston Martin release:

Designed in collaboration between Aston Martin’s esteemed design team and world-leading architect Rodolfo Miani of Bodas Mian Anger (BMA), the condominiums and amenity spaces are encased in a bold sail-shaped building reflecting the marina setting and offering breathtaking panoramic views of Biscayne Bay, the Miami River and the dynamic city skyline, providing an ever-changing, immersive backdrop that reflects Miami’s tropical environment.

Seeking to exude the spirit and thrilling feeling of Aston Martin’s sports cars as soon as you walk into the entrance lobby, Aston Martin Residences Miami showcases the British marque’s design DNA and precision craftsmanship, which radiates throughout its breathtakingly beautiful common areas, which were carefully designed at the brand’s state-of-the-art design studio in Gaydon, Warwickshire.

The place looks like it fits the brand and comes with all sorts of amenities:

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Highlight features adorned throughout the building include doors with bespoke artisan Aston Martin handles, number plinths, and kestrel tan leather door tabs. Residents can relax and unwind just steps from their front doors, with 42,275 square feet of outstanding “Sky Amenities” all painstakingly designed by Aston Martin.

Spanning four full levels between the building’s 52nd and 55th floors – all interconnected by a monumental and striking glass staircase – standout amenities consist of a two-floor fitness centre with views of the awe-inspiring Atlantic Ocean, an art gallery, two movie theatres, a virtual golf simulator, business centre and conference room, kids playroom, as well as a full-service spa, beauty salon and barber shop.

That sounds nice! I mean, the main reason someone might want to live in one of these places is that they’re super luxurious and comfortable. Who wouldn’t want to live there?

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There’s obviously a much larger reason that has to do with this, which is that there are about 28,000 centi-millionaires in the world. These are people worth more than 100,000,000 dollars and, according to a consultancy that helps these rich people buy property, they:

[T]end to pursue domicile diversification to broaden their investment opportunities and business operations as well as to have location fluidity that safeguards them against risks ranging from geopolitical conflict to climate change to a viral outbreak.

Location fluidity is sometimes code for “gotta live somewhere if the totalitarian government back home that helped make me rich might decide they don’t like me or will try to tax me.” But, also, places like Miami are cool if you’re super rich… or just an ex-spy and his do-gooder pals looking to do some jobs while wearing sunglasses.

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All of those reasons make sense, but there’s something that came up in a recent episode of the Odd Lots podcast that focused on luxury real estate. Here’s the transcript/recording of the episode, which features real estate media guy Hiten Samtani, who makes this point:

So there are, I think, just shy of 200 active branded condo projects in the world. Forty percent of them are in North America, and then they’re dispersed in places like Dubai, etc.

What happens, I believe, it’s connected to the initial point I made about this dispersion of global wealth. And so, a billionaire who is from New York understands 57th Street. They wouldn’t understand what Palm Jumeirah is. They might understand what Cavalli is, or Mercedes-Benz or Bugatti. So there is this coalescing around brands that are already known and you’re piggybacking off a luxury brand to create both legitimacy and exclusivity.

That’s super fascinating to me. It’s not just that someone might like Porsche or Bentley and want to be associated with that brand, it’s that if you’re rich and you’re from New York and suddenly want a place in Dubai or Sydney or wherever… how do you know what to get? How do you know you won’t get screwed by some shady builder? Simple: You go with a name you can trust.

Thus you might end up with this $15 million apartment in Porsche Design Tower, which was the original one of these places and became famous for its car elevator. For $15 million you get a four-car garage and a private pool, which ain’t bad. The price range for an Aston Martin Residence is $4-$59 million.

Some of the higher-end, as the podcast points out, might just be schnitzel measuring.

Carvana Dad Jumps From $3.1 Billion To $10.9 Billion

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There are no second acts in American life my ass. Used car retailer Carvana might have gotten into trouble for expanding too fast and its business model might have stumbled during the late pandemic, which led us to exuberantly wonder what would happen if the company went out of business.

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Myself included! Here’s what I wrote:

We’ve reported on the lawsuits and slumping stock price, but a Bloomberg piece from yesterday about the company’s creditors teaming up ahead of a potential debt restructuring deal has led the stock to crater. The company may not being going bankrupt tomorrow, but the wheels appear to be coming off the wagon. And if the wheels are off the deals are on, folks!

Got that one wrong. Carvana did have a rough go of it with the father-son duo of Ernie Garcia II and Garcia III seeing the company’s stock drop dramatically. The company’s Q1 financials are out and the rebound is in full effect. From Bloomberg via Automotive News:

The one-day surge pushed the older Garcia’s fortune to $10.9 billion from a 2022 low of $3.1 billion, while his son’s net worth climbed to $3.8 billion, according to the Bloomberg Billionaires Index.

Will 2028 Be The Year We Hit A Perfect Market Mix?

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One of my favorite things is the S&P Global Mobility forecast of nameplates, which shows that we’ll have nearly 650 nameplates by the end of the decade. That’s a wild stat!

The big reason why is that you’re going to end up with hybrid, EV, and gas versions of the same car. Hell, the Kia Niro has a gas version, a hybrid version, a PHEV version, and an EV version. It does make me wonder if this means we’ll get to a point where EVs, Hybrids, and Gas-powered cars all have equal market share.

If you look at the graphic above, S&P Mobility sees this happening around 2028, which isn’t that far away!

A Little TMD Music For Ya

I loved the original Buena Vista Social Club album when I was in high school and, when I think South Florida, this is what I think of musically (even though this music is famously Cuban).

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The Big Question

Do we ever reach 33/33/33 for gas/ev/hybrid? If so, when? If not, what’s the closest we’ll get?

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Rob Schneider
Rob Schneider
6 months ago

My guess is the shift from ICE to hybrid will happen sooner than pure EV gets up to that level, so the yellow and purple lines cross well before the green line gets to that high. There won’t be a triple point, unless battery tech improves significantly (cost relative to range) in the very near future. Pure ICE’s days are numbered.

But hey, I’m not in the auto biz, so what do I know?

Alex W
Alex W
6 months ago

So buying an Aston Martin branded apartment in a foreign location is like eating at McDonald’s in a foreign location?

Root
Root
6 months ago
Reply to  Alex W

I’ve done both and they are surprisingly similar.

Urban Runabout
Urban Runabout
6 months ago
Reply to  Alex W

You haven’t had McDonalds till you’ve had McDonalds in Japan.

It’s WAAAAY better than any McDonalds here in the States.

Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
6 months ago

Well if we are going full disclosure here how about the minority of readers hear who promoted Hybrids as the answer while a majority tried to cancel us while screaming 100%Ev is the answer?

Lockleaf
Lockleaf
6 months ago
Reply to  Mr Sarcastic

I always thought the journalistic trashing on Akio Toyoda for his stance on EVs was absurd. And suddenly 2024 proves just how truly in touch with the market that man was.

Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
6 months ago
Reply to  Lockleaf

Thanks we geniuses need to stick together.

Ben
Ben
6 months ago
Reply to  Lockleaf

The problem I’ve always had with Toyota’s stance on EVs was not that they were anti-EV, it’s that they were anti-EV and pro-hydrogen. I’ve said before that Toyota did the right thing by focusing on hybrids instead of EVs, while saying the wrong thing in pushing hydrogen. It’s a weird form of hypocrisy.

Ben
Ben
6 months ago

That’s super fascinating to me. It’s not just that someone might like Porsche or Bentley and want to be associated with that brand, it’s that if you’re rich and you’re from New York and suddenly want a place in Dubai or Sydney or wherever… how do you know what to get? How do you know you won’t get screwed by some shady builder? Simple: You go with a name you can trust.

Wait, so these supposedly shrewd businesspeople who have made obscene amounts of money (and I mean that in every possible pejorative sense of the word), are incapable of evaluating property values without having a completely unrelated brand name attached? It’s like buying an overpriced Ferrari-branded golf bag because people who drive Ferraris also often play golf, therefore Ferrari must know a lot about golf.

You know, I’m starting to think the mega-rich might not actually be the orders of magnitude smarter than us poors that they would like us to think justifies their wealth.

Do we ever reach 33/33/33 for gas/ev/hybrid? If so, when? If not, what’s the closest we’ll get?

No, especially based on that graph, which is assuming accelerating EV growth in what is currently a market segment headed in the opposite direction. They’re also assuming that hybrid sales will start tapering off around that same time, which I think is another over-optimistic prediction regarding the viability of full EVs.

And lest you think I’m just here to shit on someone else’s predictions, here’s mine: Hybrid sales will eclipse ICE sales long before EV sales do. I further predict that there is going to be a place for hybrids even if/when EVs do take over because there are some applications where EVs are fundamentally the wrong answer.

Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
6 months ago
Reply to  Ben

Sorry Ben I agree with you 100%

OFFLINE
OFFLINE
6 months ago
Reply to  Ben

This. I’m happy with the BEV (soon to be BEVs) I have, but I see hybrid as being a great way to address the 250 and up class trucks and other heavy movers. Can you tow with BEV’s? If you’re patient, and some folks don’t have time. It’s pretty amazing how much efficiency hybrid adds to trucks, with a net *gain* in power.

Ecsta C3PO
Ecsta C3PO
6 months ago
Reply to  Ben

I know we’re a drop in the north american (and global) bucket, but in Canada it’s soon going to be mandated that a percent (eventually all) vehicles must be at least PHEV.

Ottomottopean
Ottomottopean
6 months ago

For $15 million you get a four-car garage and a private pool, which ain’t bad.

Yeah, but the condo association fees is where they’ll get you.

My guess would be if we get to a 33% EV take rate, it comes at the expense of hybrids rather than ICE vehicles. So no, we will not see that kind of balance in the market.

Tim Connors
Tim Connors
6 months ago
Reply to  Ottomottopean

I don’t think so. I think the direction Toyota is going is where the market will eventually go too–fewer and fewer pure ICE cars and more and more hybrids.

Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
6 months ago
Reply to  Ottomottopean

Co do Association Fees! I love it because it’s true.

Ottomottopean
Ottomottopean
6 months ago
Reply to  Mr Sarcastic

I did a little more thinking about this since I used to live in a condo and the association fees were always annoying to me.

If you’re buying a $15M condo property, do you finance that? Is it similar to me putting 20% down and calculating payments? I’m guessing a lot of these guys would pay outright rather than pay all that interest. But maybe not! If you have millions lying around you can likely invest that and earn more, even with our higher rates right now.
I’m also assuming they would have access to better terms than the rest of us, let’s say they could get 6% and put 35% down.

That comes out to a monthly payment of $58,881.18. But hey, at least there’s no PMI!Interest over the life of that loan is $11,294,223.43!
My best guess on condo association fees? $9500/mo. You gotta pay for the insurance on those private pools and those golf ranges somehow after all. It’s crazy the amount of money that people will pay for a perceived exclusive experience like these.

Also, never do the math. Math has never been my friend…

Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
6 months ago
Reply to  Ottomottopean

But my point was that line was hilarious. Are you arguing with me?

Kant Smathers
Kant Smathers
6 months ago
Reply to  Ottomottopean

The condo fees would probably be in the range of $4k-$7k depending on the unit.

And yes, it could make sense for someone who is in private banking, where they are typically averaging around 15% returns, to finance a place like that. Hell, those folks would also have the option to lease it out for the season and double dip on net positive income from it. Depends on the situation and cash flow at the time etc.

Most buyers, though, would likely be cash.

Andy Individual
Andy Individual
6 months ago
Reply to  Ottomottopean

The condo association will also dictate what colour your car(s) can be and the service intervals.

I wonder if any of these buildings have service bays and certified technicians? That would be a smart amenity. The richies don’t want to have to schlep out to a dealer for lousy coffee like us poors.

It's a minivan
It's a minivan
6 months ago

I know what you mean, but aren’t (non-PHEV) hybrids gas cars? Or is there something else (fairy dust?) that powers them?

EVs are electric because they need electricity to make them go.

PHEVs run on both.

Hydrogen cars run on hydrogen and unfulfilled dreams.

Hybrids need gas. They are gas cars. They just happen to have a nifty system that sometimes makes them more efficient.

If you drive a hybrid vs gas, the only difference is one makes vroom vroom noises all the time and the other is just sometimes.

Greg
Greg
6 months ago
Reply to  It's a minivan

what do you call davids I3 with a range extender? That breaks your categories imo.

Data
Data
6 months ago
Reply to  Greg

A PHEV. It just has an unusually large all electric range.

Greg
Greg
6 months ago
Reply to  Data

I accept that. Not that it matters if I do ha! Thanks for playing.

Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
6 months ago
Reply to  It's a minivan

What do you think they mine electricity? It is made with mostly some form of mined fluids or gas.
Have you ever seen an electricity mine?

Lockleaf
Lockleaf
6 months ago
Reply to  Mr Sarcastic

I have. It was blue and glowed in the dark.

Greg
Greg
6 months ago
Reply to  Lockleaf

Oh, that’s actually the local lettuce farm. Can see its glow for over 10 miles around us. They are using it, not producing it.

Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
6 months ago
Reply to  Greg

I think you are consuming a different kind of lettuce. Does the head have 5 leaves or more?

Greg
Greg
6 months ago
Reply to  Mr Sarcastic

ha! No that stuff is at my house! There is a lettuce farm over the border from us and it lights up multiple towns around us at night with a bright purple light. It went out of business over the last year and doesn’t do it anymore, but it was always crazy to me that lettuce was having so much light pollution, I’m honestly shocked it was allowed for as long as it went.

Space
Space
6 months ago
Reply to  It's a minivan

I mean it says “Gas” so that could be gasoline, natural gas or I guess compressed hydrogen or propane.
Agreed, Mild hybrids should be considered gas.

VanGuy
VanGuy
6 months ago

As a matter of statistics, I doubt we’ll get within 1 or 2 percentage points of a 3-way split.

I would guess that pure ICE vehicles will experience a slightly steeper decline, with hybrids rising fastest and EVs also rising, but more slowly.

Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
6 months ago
Reply to  VanGuy

I estimate ICE, hybrid, and EV will turn out the same way Newspaper/Radio/TV turned out.
1. ICE was 1st had a 99% penetration. Sorry you can only go down from here. Radio came along and stole half the market. Then TV a great invention and it stole a huge percentage but Sorry it doesn’t work in most situations just the majority situation. So EV will get huge as soon as solve most of the problems but will be in the area of huge population markets. Hybrids will always have a decent share across all areas due to their combined flexibility and ICE well they work everywhere so will only falls far.

VanGuy
VanGuy
6 months ago
Reply to  Mr Sarcastic

I mildly disagree on your last point. Yes, ICE works everywhere, but higher gas prices would encourage hybrid and EV adoption, even if the price never becomes wholly ridiculous.
I would think gas prices would have to cut by a significant margin for ICE vehicles to be more cost-effective than EVs (over a 5-10 year period of ownership with moderate driving).
And that’s before getting to public policies that will preclude making/buying new pure ICE vehicles in some states.

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Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
6 months ago
Reply to  VanGuy

Thanksyoutaise a very good point. And while it is my opinion I predict if over half the ICE market leaves and other industries leave gas prices will fall. And the very limited resources to make batteries and the industry grows to electricity plants the cost of those materials will skyrocket and actually cause prices of EVs, and Hybrids to increase as demand increases per the law of supply and demand faster than mass production causes production costs to decrease. Just my opinion until it happens and it will.

Mike B
Mike B
6 months ago

I too appreciate the Burn Notice reference.

Chris Stevenson
Chris Stevenson
6 months ago

I always appreciate a Burn Notice mention, I should watch that show again.

Parsko
Parsko
6 months ago

(opening the door for a joke)

The missing 1% is……

Last edited 6 months ago by Parsko
VanGuy
VanGuy
6 months ago
Reply to  Parsko

Hydrogen, or propane, like the Blue Bird buses in the other article.

Ottomottopean
Ottomottopean
6 months ago
Reply to  Parsko

Flying cars!

Parsko
Parsko
6 months ago
Reply to  Ottomottopean

Always 5 years away.

Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
6 months ago
Reply to  Parsko

House moving by hot air balloons.

Rad Barchetta
Rad Barchetta
6 months ago
Reply to  Parsko

The tears of ICE Camaro drivers

Knowonelse
Knowonelse
6 months ago

I have been watching the Buena Vista Social Club movie in bits and drabs over the past week. Glorious!

Lockleaf
Lockleaf
6 months ago

If I had $15 million I don’t think I’d buy an apartment in Miami or Dubai. I’d buy a piece of land and build a rallycross track and spend some of that on cars,”

This is basically what Ken Block did. I’ve been past his house a few times. He lives outside a small town on a large piece of land (next to a buffalo ranch) and the entire property is covered in a gravel rally track. Has a bridge crossing over another part of the track and everything. Has a bunch of UTV/Snowmobile jumps up on the hill on another part of the property too. He was a man who knew how to live.

Greg
Greg
6 months ago
Reply to  Lockleaf

This made me decide to build a big jump over our river, rather than deal with permitting for a bridge. Hopefully Blocks family has a lot of fun and happiness, he was a cool dude.

EmotionalSupportBMW
EmotionalSupportBMW
6 months ago

Just think, you can pay 50 million dollars to periodically sleep in a building full of persons who built their fortune via cyro-scams and bitcoin mining. In the obelisk of social media that is an Aston Martian tower, all apartment numbers will just be your X username. There will be a guy out front selling discount Bored Ape NFTs.

Data
Data
6 months ago

Buying in Miami to escape climate change seems like a poor life choice.

Rad Barchetta
Rad Barchetta
6 months ago
Reply to  Data

Not if you like swimming.

Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
6 months ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

Doesn’t that really depend on your swimming range?

Mechjaz
Mechjaz
6 months ago
Reply to  Data

Buying in Miami to escape climate change seems like a poor life choice.

Ugh, Miami. What a horrible place. You know the Tool song Aenema, in which Maynard cries out for a deluge that floods Los Angeles so thoroughly he’ll “see you down in Arizona Bay?” I feel the same way about Miami. The vapidity, the vanity, the relentless Latin-infused eurobeat literally and actually pumping out of hidden speakers, the constant honking of cars.

Let the ocean have it back, and soon.

AssMatt
AssMatt
6 months ago
Reply to  Data

Good place for the Christensen condos.

AssMatt
AssMatt
6 months ago
Reply to  AssMatt

At least the Rolls Royce-branded condos have a place for your Boat Tail!

Space
Space
6 months ago
Reply to  Data

Depends on how long you got left to live.

LTDScott
LTDScott
6 months ago

I had no idea about automotive brand residences until now. Now I’m inspired to name normal homes after car brands too.

My 1969-built 1500 sqft suburban house is now “Ford Windsor Castle.”

My mom’s senior mobile home park will be “Altima Arms.”

My Goat Ate My Homework
My Goat Ate My Homework
6 months ago
Reply to  LTDScott

My MILs Assisted Living place has the name Vista in it somewhere. I just call it the Vista Cruiser.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
6 months ago

There’s a rural subdivision in my area which is known for the panorama.
It’s called Vista View Acres

LTDScott
LTDScott
6 months ago
Reply to  TOSSABL

How redundant. That’s basically “View View.”

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
6 months ago
Reply to  LTDScott

Yep
-I did mention it’s rural 😉

Mike Harrell
Mike Harrell
6 months ago

“…about 28,000 centi-millionaires in the world…”

There have got to be far more people than that with a net worth of $10,000 or more. I suspect the author of the cited article meant to say hecto-millionaires.

Drew
Drew
6 months ago
Reply to  Mike Harrell

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/centimillionaire
It appears either term is acceptable, but the centi- prefix is more commonly used.
(Weird quirk of language that we can use the same prefix for hundredth and hundred.)

Last edited 6 months ago by Drew
Mike Harrell
Mike Harrell
6 months ago
Reply to  Drew

This is definitely going to change my level of enthusiasm for running a centi-meter dash.

Drew
Drew
6 months ago
Reply to  Drew

Since we have a lot of Simpsons fans here, I’m reminded of Dr. Nick:
“INflammable means flammable? What a country!”

Last edited 6 months ago by Drew
Dogisbadob
Dogisbadob
6 months ago
Reply to  Mike Harrell

hectomillionaires 😛

Last edited 6 months ago by Dogisbadob
Michael Beranek
Michael Beranek
6 months ago

Looks like a lot of people are stuffing money into Miami right before the city is swallowed by the sea. Fun Times!

Ben
Ben
6 months ago

I’m sure it couldn’t happen to a nicer group of people either.

Kant Smathers
Kant Smathers
6 months ago

It’s just all the NYC people that figured that if they were gonna live somewhere that will also be underwater relatively soon, they might as well have better beaches and pay way less taxes.

Michael Beranek
Michael Beranek
6 months ago
Reply to  Kant Smathers

Less taxes but way more insurance.

Kant Smathers
Kant Smathers
6 months ago

Not in a brand-new condo that is built to the latest codes and has all the hurricane mitigation bells and whistles…

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Michael Beranek
Michael Beranek
6 months ago
Reply to  Kant Smathers

… and costs seven figures

Kant Smathers
Kant Smathers
6 months ago

I don’t understand the angle of your comments. The whole point of it all is whether it’s worth “extra” (which is debatable whether if it is even a wise spend for those in that strata) to buy a multi-million dollar place while paying an extra premium for brand cache. You seem to want to poo poo the idea, speaking from a perspective of someone that can’t ever afford the idea, even.

I don’t think you are grasping the concept of the discussion, rather just trying to say “something” about rich people and life choices.

Hey, if that’s your thing, by all means. It’s just not the proper perspective for the framework of the article, and frankly, is a tired and lazy take. Flawed as the article may be…

Last edited 6 months ago by Kant Smathers
Michael Beranek
Michael Beranek
6 months ago
Reply to  Kant Smathers

My point was that Florida is no bargain over NY. Between the higher cost of insurance and the services lost due to lower taxes, Florida ends up costing more.

Kant Smathers
Kant Smathers
6 months ago

Ok, just because I have strong coffee and this page was open when I powered up… I will also preface this by saying I am, by no means, advocating Florida as a panacea, nor am I trying to attack you. With that said:

There is a 0% outcome that living in NY is cheaper than FL. Zero. I’ve lived/live in both places and know the day-to-day numbers. It’s not even close in terms of how far a twenty dollar bill will get you.

What I am curious about is when you say “services lost”. I have no idea what you are referring to. Any public works service (or any other service) is in magnitude of orders better than whatever NY thinks it is doing. Shit, I just got a rate reduction in my FLP bill last month due to a hurricane aide add expiring, and another reduction is happening this month due to a surplus of energy. I will be around $0.075 p/kWh. The cops do their job, the garbage gets picked up on time, things get fixed when they break, the roads are pretty decent, etc.

The bottom line is that, yes, if you choose to live in Miami or Manhattan, it’s gonna be pricey. That’s how it works when you don’t live in Dubuque. But, for every $1000 you make in fancy pants FL v. fancy pants NY, you are gonna clear somewhere between 8%-10% more at the end of the month after expenses.

Thus, the influx of wealth. People may not be able to tolerate the weather in the summer, but that is basically an aside. The numbers on the ledger don’t lie.

Michael Beranek
Michael Beranek
6 months ago
Reply to  Kant Smathers

I’m glad that they provide the services that you need. Unfortunately, that isn’t the case for many people.

Kant Smathers
Kant Smathers
6 months ago

Dude, why are you purposely being vague when I counter your mostly-false position?

Say what you want to say, or don’t say anything. It’s not complicated. lol

Ranwhenparked
Ranwhenparked
6 months ago

I still don’t get why CAR brands are the “trusted brands” for luxury buildings, when the product they’re known for is so vastly different. Can say the same thing about luxury goods/fashion houses, Armani, Gucci, etc

Giving luxury hotel names to residential buildings, like Ritz-Carlton or Waldorf-Astoria, I get that, since serviced residential hotels have been a thing since the Gilded Age, there’s a natural alignment

Lockleaf
Lockleaf
6 months ago
Reply to  Ranwhenparked

I think its simple. The thought, real or imagined, is that Porsche (or the others) won’t put their name on something sub par. And if I bought a Porsche apartment in the US and love it, then I can probably buy another Porsche apartment anywhere else and be just as happy. Its much easier to buy someone elses cache, like a ritzy car company, than it is to build your own. And using existing hotel brands means you have to get over the “wait is that a hotel” hump.

Roofless
Roofless
6 months ago
Reply to  Lockleaf

> The thought, real or imagined, is that Porsche (or the others) won’t put their name on something sub par.

I’m shocked this thought survives in 2024, but these folks aren’t generally big on introspecting, I guess.

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
6 months ago

Not this someone.

Alexk98
Alexk98
6 months ago

I’d be shocked if we ever hit the exact 1/3 each ratio, but I suspect that graph is accurate within a year or two, with gas only potentially dipping faster as more companies adopt hybrids and PHEV variants for as many models as they can.

Hangover Grenade
Hangover Grenade
6 months ago

I bought a car from Carvana and it was a perfectly pleasant experience. Sure, I may had paid a bit more, but the convenience was great. It was fun to jigger around with the down payment, loan length, and monthly payment sliders. Got the sub $300/month payment I was looking for at the time.

Andrew Bugenis
Andrew Bugenis
6 months ago

I got my own financing and there were significant hoops to jump through to make it work, but ultimately it was still a positive experience.

GreatFallsGreen
GreatFallsGreen
6 months ago

My dad purchased a car from them as well. The vending machine gimmick was underwhelming, but the process was easy overall. Part of the motivation was also that they were giving a healthy amount more for his trade than any other online tool or dealer was offering, so even if he found the specific type of car he was buying at another dealer he would have at least sold to them. No idea if they’re still doing so, I know a couple people that sold their car to them even when buying a new car from a dealer because the difference more than made up for any hassles of juggling two separate transactions.

Drew
Drew
6 months ago

or just an ex-spy and his do-gooder pals looking to do some jobs while wearing sunglasses.

Yeah, but they only drove cars that were within reach of us commoners. Gotta get that product placement in, especially on USA.

Space
Space
6 months ago
Reply to  Drew

Take your pick AMC apartments or Oldsmobile RV Park?

V10omous
V10omous
6 months ago

The reason someone would pay $50 million for a luxury car branded apartment is to sell it to the next guy for $55 or $60 million. No further explanation needed.

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
6 months ago

My parsh sharing a building with other people? In sticky, gaudy Florida? The flattest place on earth waiting to be consumed by the ocean? Gross.

Being seen is tacky. I do not wish to be perceived.

Last edited 6 months ago by Stef Schrader
Lizardman in a human suit
Lizardman in a human suit
6 months ago
Reply to  Stef Schrader

Been hanging out with Fancy Kristen again?

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
6 months ago

she’s gone Hollywood

I retreated into a hole

we’re different flavors of fancy

Mark Tucker
Mark Tucker
6 months ago
Reply to  Stef Schrader

New money is so gauche, isn’t it?

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
6 months ago
Reply to  Mark Tucker

I yearn to retreat into the mountains, just me, good parsh and a metric butt-ton boatload of fondue money.

No one needs to know except the fondue guy. No one.

Kant Smathers
Kant Smathers
6 months ago
Reply to  Stef Schrader

Lotsa peaks and valleys on the beaches and in the clubs, if ya know what I mean. lol

Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
6 months ago
Reply to  Kant Smathers

you can’t drive on those without feeling really, really bad for hurting someone and then going to prison

Kant Smathers
Kant Smathers
6 months ago
Reply to  Stef Schrader

Fine. Be all morally upstanding and stuff. I see how it is.

Dogisbadob
Dogisbadob
6 months ago

The $50m isn’t for the branding. That’s just how much it costs in NYC LOL

Porsche apartment $50m
Color-keyed walls $20k
Color-matched doorknob and latch in exterior color $40k
Active Window Shutters $50k
Couch in color-matched leather $30k
Appliances in exterior color $75k
Doorman’s uniform in matching leather $80k
Doorbell in deviated exterior color $10k
Carbon ceramic shower $150k

Rad Barchetta
Rad Barchetta
6 months ago
Reply to  Dogisbadob

The Porsche Apartment Leichtbau is an efficiency that costs more than the 4-bedroom.

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
6 months ago
Reply to  Dogisbadob

Don’t they charge more for subtracting stuff?
$50 million furnished—$72.3 million bare floors.

Kant Smathers
Kant Smathers
6 months ago
Reply to  Dogisbadob

Doorbell? You’ve got a lot to learn! Private elevators is where it’s at. The ones that open right into your residence’s four-yea.

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