
This Weird, Dumpy Little Car Inspired The World’s Preeminent Adult Magazine
Gather round, my friends, as I tell you tales of wankings past! You see, in the dark ages before this interconnected-net, where filthy etchings and





The Largest Hovercraft Ever Did 80 MPH While Carrying 400 People And 60 Cars
There was a brief window towards the back end of the 1900s that saw the United Kingdom leading the world in terms of commercial travel.

Honestly, The Name Fathom For Ford’s New Truck Is Pretty Good
Our Autopian co-founder Beau once told me that the naming of cars is “the sport of kings.” And while I’m unsure as to the actual

The Mercedes-AMG GT 53 4-Door Coupe EV Seems Like A Questionable Deal
It seems that whenever a marque launches a flagship model these days, it’s quickly followed up by a variant designed to draw people into showrooms

This Weird, Dumpy Little Car Inspired The World’s Preeminent Adult Magazine
Gather round, my friends, as I tell you tales of wankings past! You see, in the dark ages before this interconnected-net, where filthy etchings and

Foreign Car Brands Are Relearning How To Sell Cars To Americans
It’s been terribly frustrating to watch carmakers pretend like there’s just one globalized car market with identical tastes that can be commanded from abroad with

I Went To The UK’s Best Worst Car Show And It Was Brilliantly Terrible
The sounds of a great British summer – the gentle thwack of leather and willow (cricket, you utter perverts), squawking shitehawks (seagulls) dive bombing the

In A Way, Chevrolet Made The First Porsche 911
First off, let me be clear that I do understand that the headline I picked here is a bit, um, flexible with the truth. I don’t

The Ford Fathom Electric Pickup Will Cost $28,350, But Don’t Expect 300 Miles Of Range At That Price
$28,350. That’s how much Ford’s all-new Universal Electric Platform-based pickup truck — which it is calling the Ford Fathom — will cost when it hits

Which Old Diesel Benz Would You Rather Drive? 1980 300SD vs 1984 190D
Yesterday’s Autopian Asks question about the world’s toughest cars reminded me that I had seen a couple of old diesel Mercedes-Benzes for sale for cheap

Nissan Put The Guy Who Made One Of Their Weirdest Designs In Charge Of All Design
Nissan Motor Company’s global press office in Yokohama put out a very short press release to announce that its longtime head of design, Alfonso Albaisa,

The Upper Deck Lounges In Boeing 747s Are A Reminder Of How High We Soared, How Far We’ve Fallen
I have a theory. There’s a set amount of Good Stuff in the universe, and a set amount of Crap, and the ratios aren’t great.

What Are The All-Time Toughest Cars And Trucks?
I’d say car and truck commercials don’t talk about toughness like they used to, but then I realized I haven’t seen a car or truck

Ram Will Now Sell You A Pickup Truck With A 900 Horsepower Supercharged V8 And A 60,000-Mile Warranty
Welcome to the return of the muscle truck. While hopped-up mulch haulers seemed to largely disappear around 20 years ago, they’re now back with a

The 701-Horsepower Porsche 911 Turbo S Is The Ultimate Test Of Self-Control
When did the Porsche 911 GT3 RS become the new Lamborghini? Seemingly overnight, Stuttgart’s extraordinarily hardcore rear-engined sports car went from being a road-legal ride

Just A Handful Of Hours On The Bonneville Salt Flats Were So Overwhelming That I Ended Up Tasting The Salt
For over a century, gearheads have descended onto the Bonneville Salt Flats in the northwest corner of Utah to run their cars and motorcycles as

Lucid Is Delaying Its Midsize Crossover For A Very Good Reason
Lucid is an extremely confounding company. It makes, arguably, some of the best electric cars in the world. They are remarkably efficient and cleverly packaged.

Counting Truck Tailgate Letters Until We Get To The One With The Most
You know what’s an underutilized medium for literature? I mean, other than skywriting? Truck tailgates. Though not normally considered as a viable means for disseminating

How Would You Rather Stand Out? 1991 Pontiac Bonneville vs 2006 Hummer H3
Some cars keep a nice low profile. Nobody notices a silver Toyota Prius, or a white Chevy Express van; they just fade into the background.

It’s Not The Greatest SUV In The World, It’s Just A Tribute: COTD
Some who cannot afford the performance version of their favorite car will instead build a sort of replica of that car from a lesser model.

There’s Only One Way An Electrified Miata Makes Sense
The Mazda Miata holds a special place in the hearts and driveways of a great many gearheads. The little roadster is among the last of








