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Autopian Comment Sections Keep Mentioning Star Trek In The Best Ways: COTD

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Something I love about our site is that our readers aren’t just nerds about planes, trains, and automobiles. Spend enough time in our community, and you’re bound to find someone who knows a lot about something that doesn’t have anything to do with cars. Star Trek talk comes up quite a bit in our comments.

Jason wrote about a brochure with babies sucking wolf teats on its cover. He also mentioned Romulus and Remus, the mythical founders of Rome. Data, presumably of the Lieutenant Commander variety, chimed in:

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Romulus and Remus are famously two planets featured in Star Trek.

Lizardman in a human suit:

And Rodenberry knew some stuff… he got alot right. Take it from an off worlder. Although he somehow came up with the klingons, romulans, and gorn, just off of the Draconian Empire.

DialMforMiata:

Ironically, the Gorn was a Human in a lizard suit.

DialMforMiata means this in the literal sense, as Gorn characters — a humanoid reptilian species in the Star Trek universe — have been played by humans wearing lizard suits.

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ShinyMetalAsp:

“Wolf Teats” sounds like an expression to show that something is the absolute best,
like “This new album is friggin’ wolf teats, man!”

AmberTurnSignalsAreBetter:

For some reason I’m both surprised and a little disappointed that this is the first article with the teats tag.

DialMforMiata returns for a second COTD nomination with a history lesson:

Mussolini was very big into Italy’s Roman heritage, with himself as the spiritual successor to the Roman emperors. Italian fascist art and architecture reflected a modernist paring-down of classical themes, so the faux-Roman design of the cover is pretty on-trend. Ironically, the bronze statue of the she-wolf suckling Romulus and Remus is probably not Roman, and the twins themselves are almost certainly Renaissance additions. (Also, the whole myth might stem from confusion about the Latin word for “wolf” also being a slang term for “prostitute”, which makes more sense but probably wouldn’t make as cool a statue).

Frank C. chimes in:

The bronze wolf statue did exist in antiquity, well before the Renaissance. The other additions are questionable, specifically on the statue. The image in its entirety did, of course, exist in ancient times.

DialMforMiata:

21st century radiocarbon dating pegs it to the 11th-12th century CE, even though many scholars still consider it to be 5th century BCE Etruscan.

Tesla

Matt wrote about how Land Rover and Stellantis could get into bed with each other and Tesla’s drainage ditch environmental issues. Canopysaurus:

Tesla is run by the Wizard of Odd. Stands to reason there’d also be a Wicked Ditch of the West, too.

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Finally, there’s a new Mercedes-AMG product out, but oh my, why does it look like that? What happened to the company I named myself after? Kevin Rhodes:

Remember when a Mercedes-Benz was about the most tasteful and restrained car one could buy? I do, and I long for those days.

No, thank you.

Have a great evening, everyone!

Top graphic image: NBC

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Box Rocket
Box Rocket
19 days ago

Oh man, I can’t imagine tying my identity to a company (though the opposite – having a company that I found and make successful – is the dream). You could always change your name again. Why tie yourself to one brand with a troublesome history that continue with their WW2-era propaganda?

Trust Doesn't Rust
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Trust Doesn't Rust
19 days ago

The fact that I can nerd out about cars in general, cars in the specific (Saturn), Star Trek and make obscure Simpsons references makes me really, really happy.

Y’all are wolf teats.

Clam Bert
Clam Bert
19 days ago

oddly, as an aide to handicapped/in-difficulty students, i sit in 6th grade history and we just covered this… there are two different sources for the she-wolf myth. one states that it was an actual she-wolf, the other by titus-livius states it was a prostitute named the she-wolf.

Urban Runabout
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Urban Runabout
19 days ago
Reply to  Clam Bert

Coming up next on “The Real Housewolves of Rome”…

Rad Barchetta
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Rad Barchetta
19 days ago
Reply to  Clam Bert

it’s pronounced “teatus-livius”.

Aaronaut
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Aaronaut
19 days ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

You mean Turdus Migratorius?

Clam Bert
Clam Bert
19 days ago
Reply to  Rad Barchetta

ha ha! somehow i failed to see the humor in what i wrote, thank you for clearing that up. 😀

Dodsworth
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Dodsworth
20 days ago

Gorn in Sixty Seconds.

Twobox Designgineer
Twobox Designgineer
19 days ago
Reply to  Dodsworth

For the clumsy first gen. For the Gorn reboot in the ¿Picard? Star Trek, the lithe CG Gorn would be Gorn in Six Seconds.

RustyJunkyardClassicFanatic
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RustyJunkyardClassicFanatic
20 days ago

We all have different tastes, but I much prefer Star Wars

Lizardman in a human suit
Lizardman in a human suit
20 days ago

I was in the cantina scene! No makeup required

Rafael
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Rafael
19 days ago

Your comment made me realize that the Gorn must have a q-anon involving humans in lizard suits and Jewish space phasers.
Also, presumably hat Gorn in “Arena” went to become founder and CEO of a massive social media conglomerate in their home planet.

Lizardman in a human suit
Lizardman in a human suit
19 days ago
Reply to  Rafael

Lol. No. Only humans are that paranoid

Rafael
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Rafael
19 days ago

And only humans are gullible enough to line up and pecome the “product” of a trillion dollar company…

Urban Runabout
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Urban Runabout
20 days ago

Then you’ll love the new Mercedes-AMG GT 4 Door Superstar Destroyer.

Bryan McIntosh
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Bryan McIntosh
19 days ago

I’ve found that I love them both for different reasons. If I want a rollicking space adventure, I go for Star Wars (with the exception of Andor, which is a brilliant spy/political thriller). If I want thoughtful exploration of ideas or something that’s just plain silly, then Star Trek is where it’s at (with the notable exception of First Contact and DS9’s “Sacrifice of Angels”).

DialMforMiata
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DialMforMiata
20 days ago

This is the only place I can let my inner car nerd, architecture nerd, art nerd, Rome nerd and Trek nerd (with the TOS Starfleet logo tattoo to prove it) all out to play in the same day. The Autopian is like the last bastion of the Glory Days of the Internet, when you actually logged on to have a little fun and maybe even learn something you never thought you needed to know. Thanks Mercedes, and all you multifaceted nerds that keep this place great. The Autopian is WOLF TEATS!

Last edited 20 days ago by DialMforMiata
Spikersaurusrex
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Spikersaurusrex
20 days ago
Reply to  DialMforMiata

I think “The wolf’s teats” is a less domesticated version of “the dog’s bollocks”.

10001010
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10001010
20 days ago
Reply to  DialMforMiata

If Torch isn’t already designing a new tshirt with the roman wolf, a gorn, and “The Autopian is WOLF TEATS” across the top I’ll be disappointed.

Christopher Glowacki
Christopher Glowacki
20 days ago
Reply to  10001010

Mother of God…. That really needs to be a thing. The Wolf Statue, the Gorn from Star Trek(yes specifically the TOS guy in a lizard suit version) and the Autopian is Wolf Teats to signify its awesomeness. And yes it feels like something Torch would 100% do

Canopysaurus
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Canopysaurus
20 days ago

Perhaps some candy Gorn for Halloween.

The Matts
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The Matts
19 days ago

The Autopian isn’t just Wolf Teats. It’s the Bent Wolf Teats!

Twobox Designgineer
Twobox Designgineer
19 days ago
Reply to  10001010

Or on the fake hats at that exclusive car show thing.

Canopysaurus
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Canopysaurus
20 days ago
Reply to  DialMforMiata

I think we need a Wolf Teats shirt or maybe a travel mug (oh the possibilities) in the merch selection.

DialMforMiata
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DialMforMiata
19 days ago
Reply to  Canopysaurus

I now have a horrible mental image of a shirt with the Capitoline Wolf, but the whole Autopian crew in the place of Romulus and Remus.

Last edited 19 days ago by DialMforMiata
Twobox Designgineer
Twobox Designgineer
19 days ago
Reply to  DialMforMiata

Jason has the best chance of fitting under there. Forget Matt or Adrian.

Fordlover1983
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Fordlover1983
19 days ago
Reply to  DialMforMiata

I’m curious to see how many “wolf teats” show up as a descriptor in the comments today! Can we get some data on that, Torch?

Rad Barchetta
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Rad Barchetta
19 days ago
Reply to  Fordlover1983

I googled “wolf teats” and Torch’s article was in the top ten.

Twobox Designgineer
Twobox Designgineer
19 days ago
Reply to  Fordlover1983

We’ve gone from Gummipuffers to Wolf Teats.

Trust Doesn't Rust
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Trust Doesn't Rust
19 days ago
Reply to  DialMforMiata

One of next year’s Autopian member pins better be that wolf and its pups.

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