Perhaps its because I’m still shaking off the vestiges of yet another unwanted hospital stay, but for whatever reason I decided it’d be a good time to give The Love Bug, Disney’s 1969 movie about a sentient Volkswagen Beetle with a penchant for mid-century SoCal racing, another viewing. I think it’s just healthy to do this periodically, recharge some deeply-installed automotive batteries and just remind oneself why we do this. Anyway, this time I noticed a car used prominently in at least one section of the movie, and realized i wasn’t familiar with what that car was. So I decided to find out.
The car in question gets used during the Gran Carrera De Vehiculos race scene, a race that I think is supposed to portray a race like the Carrera Panamericana, which was a brutal race designed to celebrate Mexico’s completion of its segment of the Pan-American Highway. The 2,000-mile race was first run in 1950, and in 1954 a series of VW Beetles were entered in the brutal race, by the economically-named Prince Alfonso Maximiliano Victorio Eugenio Alejandro Maria Pablo de la Santisima Trinidad y Todos los Santos zu Hohenlohe-Langeburg.
Whew.
The Beetles all finished the race, managing a respectable average speed of 63 mph from their little 1200cc, 36 hp engines, and proved the Beetle’s toughness to Mexico. After all, out of 150 entrants, only 86 cars finished. VW of Mexico took off soon after that.
Now the movie version of the race is a sort of caricature, and a slightly offensive one, but those were the times. The chaos of a race like this was played up a lot:
Anyway, the car I’m curious about is the one the lead antagonist, Thorndyke, is driving. It looks like this:
Seems a bit of a strange choice for an off-road desert race, but it also does seem quite powerful, even if it ended up quite defeated. So what is this thing?
Interestingly, I think it is a car known as Ol’ Yaller, specifically, Ol’ Yaller Mark IV, made by Max Balchowsky. Here, compare for yourself:
I’m pretty sure that was it. Balchowsky’s Ol’ Yaller series of cars were seemingly crude things made with what seemed like scrap parts and bits of metal from street signs, but were really carefully-engineered racer cars that managed to embarrass many well-known European marques of the era. Dan Gurney and Carroll Shelby both drove Ol’ Yaller cars at some point, and these were very well-respected machines.
Max Balchowsky was friends with Buddy Hackett, who stars in the film, and it seems Hackett got him connected with The Love Bug, production, where he also did some tuning on the Beetles used for the racing scenes.
I’m just glad to finally know what that car is, after all these years of me not realizing it. It’s a fascinating car that we should probably write about more, too, at some point!
I also appreciated the sinister glee that David Tomlinson, the actor who plays Thorndyke, brings to his role. For example, here’s what he says when talking about the concept of “honesty”:
Ahhh, so good! I also took a moment to really look at Buddy Hackett’s metal sculpture from the beginning of the film:
Despite what the closed caption claims, I did not hiss, and in fact, I rather like this work, with its central Edsel grille and variety of interesting parts, like that instrument cluster and the nicely-arranged crown of lights and horns, supported on a bunch of piston con-rods.
It’s a work with some real presence, and I wonder if there’s any surviving pictures of it taken during the making of the movie. It may have just been welded together by the movie’s grips? Who knows?
As a fan who owns every Love Bug movie on DVD, thank you for answering this question. I was always curious about that car.
Now the big question is: What car is Susie in the cartoon that proceeded “The Love Bug”?
https://youtu.be/UMnXBND9J4c?si=FbeEs7PZBOcwP0kz
I couldn’t tell you what Susie is, but that’s an Autopian story is ever I saw one. The eyes in the windshield sure give a “Cars” vibe.
Thanks. I call it Torch-baiting.
“Suzie” was actually an inspiration for Disney-Pixar’s “Cars” design. Released in 1952, it was narrated by Sterling Holloway (narrator of “Winnie the Pooh” and “Peter and the Wolf” among many others) and featured the great Stan Freberg, satirist, voice actor and radio personality whose song and show business satires make Weird Al sound like an amateur.
The 1941 Willys Americar Coupe is most often thought to be the inspiration for Suzie, though Willys never produced a convertible. The Americar was also a popular choice for hot rod customizers, which would agree with her fate in the Disney short.
Thank you for the answers! I can see the connection for each.
Back then, folks also wore onions on their belts.
I couldn’t believe that 63mph figure wasn’t a typo, until I clicked through the link and found out the details of that story.
Man Prince Alfonso Maximiliano Victorio Eugenio Alejandro María Pablo de la Santísima Trinidad y Todos los Santos, Prinz zu Hohenlohe-Langenburg ran me down a rabbit hole, especially his marriage to Princess Virginia Carolina Theresa Pancrazia Galdina Prinzessin zu Fürstenberg, for which Papal dispensation was required twice. Once for the marraige (she was 15) and the annulment (after she ran off with playboy Francisco “Baby” Pignatari)..
Learning to write his name on his schoolwork must have been a *bitch*
And in the 50’s everything was in pen, so imagine writing Alfonso Maximiliano Victorio Eugenio María Pablo Alejandro de la Santísima Trinidad y Todos los Santos, Prinz zu Hohenlohe-Langenburg when you were halfway through the assignmen!! You would have to start all over again.
during the great ink shortage of 1952 he was allowed to write “Alf ETC”, but this is just a rumor.
I mean, you don’t want to get your paper confused with that *other* kid’s!
The (Torch Hissing) caption seems useful for the Autopian Slack.
you can hiss in approval if you want, who says all hissing has to be bad?
Looks like a convertible Cheetah to be honest.
The Ol Yaller cars lacked the refinement of fit and finish present in the Cheetah…
The choice to go with solid, wooden rear wheels is an interesting one.
Well they got the horses before the cart(sight gag).
Tomlinson was fantastic in The Love Bug.
Having just recently watched all 4 classics, I think he was the best villain of the series.
I feel like I saw a couple of these at LimeRocks Historics race this weekend. That looks familiar.
This is really the origin story of Immorten Joe, Hackett clearly plays a young version as that sculpture is like the one that the War Boys have with their steering wheels.
Jason, very glad to.see you back. I can only assume the doctors finally realized that when the patient has a fever, the only prescription is more cowbell.
Balchowsky/Old Yeller trivia (from one who saw Dan Gurney race the beast at Riverside):
When O.Y. I was the Morgensen Special, it was powered by a Plymouth flathead-six. Not terribly fast; when Max dropped in the Nailhead, it was better. Later still, Eric Hauser raced it with (IIRC) a Chevy 283 installed. In its last race, as the “Lafayette Escadrille Special,” painted blue, white and red and complete with wooden machine guns on the front fenders, it was crashed and destroyed at Riverside.
Max drove O.Y. II to the races. It had Idaho plates, reportedly because Max liked their “Famous Potatoes” tagline. I remember seeing Max and his wife Ina driving past us to the Santa Barbara races. There were occasions when he raced it on recapped tires.
Max put Nailhead Buick engines in everything. Years before, he converted several “Dorettis” — rebodied Triumph TRs, commissioned by Dorothy Deen — to Buick power. It was said that they were treacherous machines….
Balchowsky built some wild stuff, and his dedication to Buick nailheads fascinates me.
When he starter building cars the Buick motor was the hot thing but the rest of the world moved to the mich lighter 283 when it hit the market. Even he did, but if I remember right, he went BACK to the Buick after a few versions of the car.
From what I’ve heard, the Buick wasn’t considered “ideal” by hot rodders, especially after the SBC came out. The big problem was valve area; the Buick’s head design led to smallish valves.
All I know about about Max is anecdotal, but I was told he was able to get reasonable power and reliability from Nailheads, and considered them adequate for his lightweight cars. The first SBC I know he used was in a vaguely Corvette-like “special” (O.Y. IV, maybe?) he built for a Chevrolet dealer which was driven successfully in California club racing by the late Dave McDonald.
The Buick was ‘THE’ motor for a period. It was widely used in a variety of racing applications. Tommy Ivo ran them for some time, and Mickey Thompson did, too. However, the SBC just destroyed the competition as a superior platform when it showed up.
We take that engine for granted today. When it was first introduced, the weight and size of it for the displacement and output was off the charts compared to anything else out there. And they were durable!
What is with the automotive world and the year 1969? Just look at the favorite year for classic muscle cars as an easy example.
Doesn’t everyone like 69?
well, it’s the number Bill and Ted are thinking of.
That’s the year of my Triumph GT6. A good year for cars.
what
…but his friends called him “Al”.
I’m pretty sure that only Betty is allowed to call him Al.
In 1977, I wanted to go see Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo. My parents took everyone to see Star Wars, and I was very upset, because I really wanted to see the Herbie movie.
What pissed me off even more was that Star Wars was awesome, and using “kid logic”, I figured that the only way to justify my earlier shit fit was by pretending that Star Wars sucked, and we should have seen Herbie Goes to Monte Carlo instead…
This is something my kid would do. I can imagine how far your parents’ eyes rolled back into their heads.
it’s not like they could have taken you to see star wars at any time, it ran in theaters for 135 weeks. which means, while it came out in May of 1977, you could still see it in theaters in 1979, 6 months before Empire came out.
I doubt Herbie had that kind of run.
I also hope you got your wish the second time around and got to see Herbie goes Bananas instead of being dragged to Empire Strikes Back.
Any opportunity to watch The Love Bug. Is a good opportunity.
Call me a heathen, but I’ve never seen it.
I’ll call you lucky. 1970s kid movies were a special kind of awful.
Disney kids live action movies were a special kind of awful in the 70s.
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, that’s rewatchable as an adult, The Hobbit (animated musical) is better than anything Peter Jackson ever put to screen, The Bad News Bears was watchable.
looking at the Disney contributions during that time? the best I can say is embarrassing. Disney must have had some blackmail on Don Knotts to get him in so many of them.
thankfully for me, I grew up watching movies in the 80s with the help of a cable box and a HBO subscription, I enjoyed the kids movies, but thanks to no parental controls, I was also able to sneak downstairs and watch some stuff I probably shouldn’t have seen till I was an adult.
“The Hobbit (animated musical) is better than anything Peter Jackson ever put to screen”
“Where there’s a whip, there’s a way” WAS pretty catchy…
“I was also able to sneak downstairs and watch some stuff I probably shouldn’t have seen till I was an adult.”
I watched “Prophecy”. Laughable as an adult, scary AF as a kid.
In the 1960s, my brothers and I were massive fans of Ian Fleming’s Chitty Chitty Bang Bang books. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was a British Racing Green, twelve-cylinder, eight-litre, supercharged Paragon Panther, “…They only made one of them and then the firm went broke.” Restored from a wreck by Professor Potts, an original Autopian. The illustrations by John Burningham are fantastic. The baddies are real gangters.
Seeing the abomination that the movie made of it was one of the most traumatic shocks of my childhood.
The Love Bug was the 60s and it was good compared to a lot of its kid contemporaries.
If you want to torture yourself, watch The Gnome Mobile some time.
I’ve never heard of it before today. It looks pretty awful.
The Love Bug was the 60s, but the sequel movies were not. Herbie Rides again, Herbie Does Monte Carlo (they had to change the name before release due to Debbie and Dallas setting the wrong connotations), were both 70s, and while Herbie Blows Bananas Out of His Twin Tailpipes (that was the working title, not the theatrical title) may have released in 1980, it was still a 70s film.
Maybe one day you might.
I believe it’s fair to say that the arrangement of horns near the top is also an instrument cluster.
Bwahahaha!
Hope you’re feeling better, Torch!
I always thought the Green Lantern villain Sinestro looked more like David Tomlinson than David Niven.
Fresh out of the hospital and brimming with prime minutiae! All hail Torch’s triumphant return, must have been the junior mints. Propose you adopt “A quality not necessarily to be despised” as a subheading in the Autopian banner.
Other cars, like Herbie, had horsepower… Ol’ Yaller had hogspower.
I’d like to see the Volkswagen Beetle that COULD beat that! Not just film fiction.
Hayabusa swapped and tuned to 400+ horsepower could probably do the trick… But that wouldn’t have been time period appropriate.
Period appropriate would be a Porsche engine swap I guess, and in googling to find a picture, I found out that the Beetle used for the race scenes in the Love Bug was indeed Porsche powered.
300+hp from a Buick V-8, a Jaguar 4-speed, and a curb weight of 1870lb? Yes, please!
Also Mr. Tomlinson’s first name is David, rather than Peter. 🙂 You may remember him from such films as ‘Mary Poppins’ and ‘Bedknobs and Broomsticks’.
oops! I fixed it, thank you!
Buddy told Max it was time for Ol’ Yaller to get shot. Max was sad, but he thought, “It’s time.” Imagine his surprise.