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Let’s Come Up With Names For Groups Of Cars. You Know, Like A Murder Of Crows, But Cars

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A clever and funny friend of mine once told me that she calls groups of Honda Fits, seen in parking lots or roaming free in the wild, a conniption of Fits. This delighted me, so I’m going to repay her cleverness by stealing this idea and running with it for my own personal gain, in this very post right here. Why don’t we have clever names for groups of particular cars? Why do crows with their murders and lions with their prides and rhinos with their crashes get all the fun? They shouldn’t, those smug-ass animals. Time to give groups of cars a chance!

So, with that in mind, we’ve come up with a bunch of names for groups of kinds of cars. Some are specific models, some are entire brands, it just depends. And, we’ve tried to keep this upbeat and pro-car, because our publisher Matt yelled at me when I suggested a Douche of Teslas or an Insecurity of Lamborghinis. So, for the most part I’ll try to make these non-derogatory, but I’m kind of a jerk sometimes, so some might slide in.

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Like this one:

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But I mean, come on, we can’t be offending any Vega owners, right? They knew what they got into. Anyway, I’ll try to be nice.

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All the Autopians contributed to this list, and in that spirit, I absolutely encourage everyone to add more in the comments! This is just a start, and there’s so many more car groups to name! Here we go:

A Conniption of Honda Fits

An Infestation of VW Beetles

A Smugness of Priuses

A Tragedy of Yugos

A Cult of Teslas

A Ring of Saturns

A Clutch of Mazda Miatas

A Dent of Camrys

A Compromise of Corollas

A Stereo Of Nissan Jukes

A Vegas of Dodge Neons

A Lecture of Saabs

A Crunch of Subarus

A Crew of Ford F-150s

A Battalion of Jeeps

A Den of Vipers

A Levee of Chevys

A Headache of Alfa Romeos

An Illusion of Mitsubishi Mirages

An Afterlife of Kia Souls

A Militia of Toyota Hiluxes

An Eternity of Toyotas

A Wank of Mazda RX7s (for Wankel, I promise)

A Keg of Mopars

A Disrespect of Chrysler PT Cruisers

A Hospice of Buicks

A Corruption of Ladas

A Squad of Ford Crown Vics

A Paddock of Porsche 911s

A Target of Toyota RAV4s

A Pub of Minis

A Manor of Bentleys

An Emancipation of Lincolns

A Mullet of Camaros

A Recession Of Nissan Versas

An Oddment of Citroëns

A Desperation of Daewoos

A Depreciation of Maseratis

An Impossibility of Cybertrucks

An Ordnung of Mercedes-Benzes

A Burnout of Ford Mustangs

A Regret of Fisker Karmas

A Surprise of Fiat 500 Abarths

A Fireball of Ford Pintos

A Humility of Renault 4s

A Masquerade of Mitsuokas

A Shock of Chevy Volts

A Kindergarten of BMWs

An Instagram of Chargers (Matt says “Because all of them have those fucking handles on their cars”)

A Garden of Lotuses

An Impound of Nissan Skylines

An Ouroboros of Infinitis

A Wrath of Plymouth Furys

A Lounge of Buick Rivieras

A Buffet of Chevy Cruzes (you know, like on a cruise? Patrick didn’t get this.)

A Confusion of Fiat Multiplas

A Hilarity of AMC Pacers

A Shitload of SUVs

 

(from our Australian):

A Mang of V6 Holden Commodores

A Crate of Australian AU Ford Falcons

 

 

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VolksWinkle
VolksWinkle
1 year ago

A recall of Fords.

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
1 year ago

A Wuiver of Javelins

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
1 year ago
Reply to  Canopysaurus

Quiver. How come I got no edit button?

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
1 year ago
Reply to  Canopysaurus

Oops, now I do.

Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
1 year ago
Reply to  Canopysaurus

You mean quiver? Javelins to big for that but are there any arrow cars?

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
1 year ago
Reply to  Mr Sarcastic

Javelins are carried in quivers, but, yes there was a Plymouth Arrow.

A. Barth
A. Barth
1 year ago
Reply to  Canopysaurus

There was also a range of Pierce Arrows in the 1920s and 1930s.

Box Rocket
Box Rocket
1 year ago
Reply to  Mr Sarcastic

@tacotruckdave Pierce Arrow

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
1 year ago

A Sally of Mustangs

MaximillianMeen
MaximillianMeen
1 year ago

A manslaughter of Mustangs (since murder has been taken by the crows)
A many of Minis
A jail of Jaguars (it’s the villain’s car, right?)
A lea of Land Rovers
A sea of Discoveries
A jorts of Corvettes
An innie of Audis
A finite of Infinitis
A Mjolnir of Volvos

Last edited 1 year ago by MaximillianMeen
Zeppelopod
Zeppelopod
1 year ago

I chortled most heartily at “a manslaughter of Mustangs” and “an innie of Audis,” well played

ADDvanced
ADDvanced
1 year ago

You used ChatGPT for this, didn’t you?

Bork Bork
Bork Bork
1 year ago
Reply to  ADDvanced

I’m thinking Satan’s cabbage.

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
1 year ago

A Penthouse of Volvos

Cuzn Ed
Cuzn Ed
1 year ago
Reply to  Canopysaurus

See, i was trying to decide between:

  • A Sensibility of Volvos, or
  • A Box of Volvos
Ben
Ben
1 year ago
Reply to  Cuzn Ed

I vote box.

Alex Wilson
Alex Wilson
1 year ago

A Bullseye of Darts

Alex Wilson
Alex Wilson
1 year ago

A Danger of Nissan Altimas

Beater_civic
Beater_civic
1 year ago

A Hurry of Grand Caravans (in my neck of the woods they are perpetually doing 15 over with significant dents on at least two panels)

TOSSABL
TOSSABL
1 year ago

I think an affliction of Vegas works better.

they were a cheap car poorly executed, so I think affliction fits well

Clear_prop
Clear_prop
1 year ago

A sidewalk of Ford Mustangs
A reef of Nissan Altimas (since their credit scores are under water)
An assembly of Honda Civics

Mrbrown89
Mrbrown89
1 year ago

A transmission of Nissan Altimas

Last edited 1 year ago by Mrbrown89
Stef Schrader
Stef Schrader
1 year ago
Reply to  Mrbrown89

I feel like “a curse of Altimas” works. There are, after all, multiple points of failure in that car, one of which is behind the wheel.

Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
1 year ago

A corral of mustangs
A school of barracudas
An atom of Teslas
A herd of broncos
A posse of wranglers
A web of spiders
A coil of teslas
A den of cobras
A coven of anything soccer moms drive
A passe of camaros
A quarter of liberties
A colonoscopy of probes
A herd of Taurus tauruses, tauri?
A bowl of Pintos
A fritata of miatas
A shell of Tacos (tacomas)

Soso Tsundere
Soso Tsundere
1 year ago

A Superfluity of Avalanches

Laurence Rogers
Laurence Rogers
1 year ago

I’ve got a few more that I didn’t get submitted in time (being that the discussion happened at 4am Sydney time):

A Motherhood of Toyota Klugers

A Crack of Mitsubishi Tritons (some were prone to cracking the chassis under heavy towing)

An Orphanage of Leyland P76s

An Oversteer of Australian Valiant Chargers

A Confusion of Ssanyongs

An Albatross of Citroen CXs (sorry Fingers!)

A Miracle of Ford Cortinas (rarely see more than one a year now thanks to rust)

A Slide of Nissan Silvias

A Warrant of Chrysler 300Cs (they were our Highway Patrol cars until recently)

A Hoard of Holden Monaros ($$$)

A Slingshot of Holden Toranas (after their Bathurst victory in ’72 vs the ‘Goliath’ GTHO Falcons)

A Flash of Dual-Cab Landcruisers ($$$)

Laurence Rogers
Laurence Rogers
1 year ago

Almost forgot: A Jamboree of Suzuki Mighty Boys

Laurence Rogers
Laurence Rogers
1 year ago

A Dojo of Nissan Kicks

Laurence Rogers
Laurence Rogers
1 year ago

A Debt of Landcruiser Saharas

Laurence Rogers
Laurence Rogers
1 year ago

A Round-Yard of Subaru Brumbies

Jack Trade
Jack Trade
1 year ago

From how they appear to me, it’s always seemed like a Kicks of Nissan Jukes.

Edit: or the other way round works too!

Last edited 1 year ago by Jack Trade
Do You Have a Moment To Talk About Renaults?
Do You Have a Moment To Talk About Renaults?
1 year ago

A Confusion of Ssangyongs is pure gold.

Chris with bad opinions
Chris with bad opinions
1 year ago

A douchebag of lifted trucks.

Mr Sarcastic
Mr Sarcastic
1 year ago

Deuchbags really are the heart and soul of porches.

Jeremy Dale
Jeremy Dale
1 year ago

A lap-pinky of lifted trucks? A departed wheel of lifted trucks?

Jaroslaw Kusz
Jaroslaw Kusz
1 year ago

A President of Lincolns.
A Lode of Silverados.
A Thunder of Lightnings (F150)
An Absolute Unit of Mazdas MPV
A Pentagon of Mazdas CX-5
A World of VWs Atlas

Zeppelopod
Zeppelopod
1 year ago
Reply to  Jaroslaw Kusz

A booth of Lincolns.

…What?! *ducks tomatoes*

OrigamiSensei
OrigamiSensei
1 year ago

A dynasty of Toyota Crowns
An age of Toyota Centuries
A skid of Mustangs

A. Barth
A. Barth
1 year ago
Reply to  OrigamiSensei

I was thinking “a curb of Mustangs” but wanted to remain positive. 🙂

OverlandingSprinter
OverlandingSprinter
1 year ago

With apologies:

A Theft of Kias
A Shagging of Sprinters
A Rollover of Wranglers
A Tracy of Rustbuckets

Tommy Helios
Tommy Helios
1 year ago

I was leaning towards a Tracy of XJs but rustbuckets is a clear alternate descriptor.

A. Barth
A. Barth
1 year ago

A Surprise of Fiat 500 Abarths

I’ll allow it. 🙂

Also…

A school of Barracudas

A school of [Ford] Prefects

A barrel of Coopers

A river of Fords

A Jane of Austins (yes, I know it’s Austen for her)

A judge of utes (in honor of Judge Chamberlain Haller)

Chris Stevenson
Chris Stevenson
1 year ago

A Basket of VW Cabrios
A Club of Golfs
A Rust of Jeeps owned by David Tracy
A Shock of Changlis

Crank Shaft
Crank Shaft
1 year ago

A Crop of Cars.

Last edited 1 year ago by Crank Shaft
Pancakeman!
Pancakeman!
1 year ago

A spaghetti shower of taillights.

VolksWinkle
VolksWinkle
1 year ago

A tow-load of Jaguars

Data
Data
1 year ago

A sewer of shitboxes

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