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Old Chrysler Imperial Ads Sure Do Feel Sinister

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There’s a certain ingredient to the cocktail that is the concept of a “premium” or “luxury” car that adds an element of something a little dangerous to the mix. Something that implies power and maybe even a touch of cruelty, something imposing, intimidating. It’s perhaps related to the use of substantial black limousines and SUVs as state cars and all of the power and abuses of power that implies. Whatever it is, it seems to be part of what luxury cars are, and I suspect that’s sort of what whomever came up with these Imperial ads was going for, because, damn, these things just feel … unsettling.

These ads are mostly from the Imperial’s “Fuselage Look” era of 1969 to 1973, and these were still known just as Imperials, as opposed to Chrysler Imperials, though by 1971 they did add a badge that read Imperial by Chrysler on the decklid. This was an era of some imposing-looking cars regardless of how they were advertised.

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Plus, let’s not forget what the Imperial badges looked like:

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I mean, that already feels like the standard of some Central European dictator, right? If you woke up in some hotel room and looked out the window and saw flags with that bird on them, you might be a little nervous, right?

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The cover of the 1969 Imperials’ brochure is interesting, mostly due to the fact that it both looks like the opening shot to some movie about gangsters and that it features precisely zero cars of any sort:

Imperialad Cover

Maybe there’s a car behind some of those trees?

It’s more the regular magazine-type ads where things really get weird, though. We’ll start sort of subtle:

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Okay, this isn’t so bad; the car prominent, what seems to be a father and daughter in that doorway on the balcony, watching. Then you see a scene with the dad out painting in the wilderness with his child. That’s kinda nice. Okay, I’m not creeped out or anything! What else do we have?

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Okay, another car, outside, with a couple, both in black overcoats. It feels sort of…funereal? Somber? Something with real gravity is going on there.

Imperialad 3

Again we have a car out in a field, and once again we have a dad and daughter. They feel very posed, a bit less serious because of the kid’s smile there, but still things feel very … controlled. These feel like official photos of some kind: staged, stilted, planned. This person is probably not someone you’d want to cross.

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Another seeming dad, another seeming daughter, this time with another daughter thrown in for good measure. They look a bit more grim, and in the small inset photo by the window, they don’t seem happy at all. I don’t know what’s going on here, but it doesn’t feel like there’s a lot of levity here, or personal choice. Things don’t feel particularly appealing over here. I’d like to go home now, please.

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This is the same basic formula, but now the daughter figure is actually being held in place. The poses are stiff and controlled. Something feels wrong, The man in these photos is clearly dangerous in some way.

All of these ads definitely have a tone about them, don’t they? Am I imagining things?

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Titillating Bustline
Titillating Bustline
2 months ago

The children captured in these family photos would have been born between 1960-69. They’re all pushing 60 today. Where are they now? When placed under hypnosis, what do they remember about the photoshoots?

Scott
Scott
2 months ago

Now you have me wondering about my own childhood, since I am white and in the appropriate age range. But I suspect I’m not white or photogenic enough to have been a model for these particular ads.

Maryland J
Maryland J
2 months ago

Looks like people going to or coming back from a funeral. Mind you, a really nice funeral.

Rapgomi
Rapgomi
2 months ago
Reply to  Maryland J

The mother’s funeral, and the daughters are well aware that their father is a suspect.

KennyB
KennyB
2 months ago

One of my first cars was an ’81 LeBaron coupe (this was ’92-’95 era), and up until that year they still had that Imperial badge in the taillights

Urban Runabout
Urban Runabout
2 months ago

Advertisers were off the “Elegant Lady in Evening Gown standing next to expensive car” genre of advertising from the late 50’s/early 60’s – because things had changed.
(Even for Buick – just look at their 1967 brochure vs 1968 advertising)

The late 60’s/early 70’s were a scary time for conservative white men – So they felt the need to project an aura of protection over their families, businesses, wealth, privilege, etc.

This is why everyone looked so grim – Things were scary out there with black people and women and gays and communists and hippies and anti-war protesters and abortionists causing all sorts of “problems”.

(Just wait till your daughter gets crazy ideas in college…)

Nicholas Nolan
Nicholas Nolan
2 months ago
Reply to  Urban Runabout

What a sad little way they viewed the world…

Turtle Racer
Turtle Racer
2 months ago

So, when you off the wife, you buy an Imperial? Confused. More data needed.

Bob Boxbody
Bob Boxbody
2 months ago

What a strange way to advertise a car. Why put that second daughter in there just to look distinctly unhappy? If that was the best photo from the whole shoot, imagine what the outtakes looked like!

And there’s no way the people in the black overcoats are doing anything but going to a funeral. Actually it looks like they’ve just arrived. At the funeral of you, the viewer!

JunkInTheFrunk
JunkInTheFrunk
2 months ago

These ads look like they are from the opening credits of Succession.

LMCorvairFan
LMCorvairFan
2 months ago
Reply to  JunkInTheFrunk

My take was Damien

Taargus Taargus
Taargus Taargus
2 months ago

None of these girls seem to give a shit about torsion bar suspensions that’s for sure.

And yes, overall, big ol’ yikes to the creepy vibes here.

CTSVmkeLS6
CTSVmkeLS6
2 months ago

What’s with all the old dads? Everyone had their kids after 40? Cool cars , creepy ads.

Brian Gray
Brian Gray
2 months ago
Reply to  CTSVmkeLS6

I think this is actually rich Grandpa, (kind of similar to Marge’s father in the Simpsons). In this case, it being 1969 and all, his daughter and her no-good husband are running off to California to join a commune, smoke pot and learn yoga, so he had to go rescue/kidnap his granddaughters.

Ranwhenparked
Ranwhenparked
2 months ago
Reply to  CTSVmkeLS6

Not necessarily, men often looked 50+ at 35 back then

Nicholas Nolan
Nicholas Nolan
2 months ago
Reply to  Ranwhenparked

Cigarettes. Just so many cigarettes.

Brent Jatko
Brent Jatko
2 months ago
Reply to  CTSVmkeLS6

My parents were both in their forties when I was born.

They were frequently mistaken for my grandparents.

Lokki
Lokki
2 months ago

Remember, when you buy an Imperial, you don’t just get a car, you get a Czar!

Mechjaz
Mechjaz
2 months ago

The Chrysler Imperial series by Francisco Goya.

Carlos Ferreira (FR)
Carlos Ferreira (FR)
2 months ago

Where are the mothers?

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
2 months ago

“Tonight on Dateline: True Crime…”

Jesus Chrysler drives a Dodge
Jesus Chrysler drives a Dodge
2 months ago

In the trunk.

OrigamiSensei
OrigamiSensei
2 months ago

So now I’m envisioning these creepy daddy/daughter duos rolling down the boulevard in their fuselage-bodied Imperials bumping “’97 Bonnie and Clyde” by Eminem.

Dodsworth
Dodsworth
2 months ago

You’e right. These ads are not OK. “Is this my daughter? Yeeesss?”

Nicholas Nolan
Nicholas Nolan
2 months ago
Reply to  Dodsworth

Same thing I was thinking.

Flyingstitch
Flyingstitch
2 months ago

A manly man’s man, but also a family man, he buys an Imperial. Gives me vibes like this masterpiece of advertising.

Acd
Acd
2 months ago

There’s a reason why every villain in several seasons of Mannix all drove the same dark blue Imperial.

Jonathan Green
Jonathan Green
2 months ago
Reply to  Acd

The Imperial is the ultimate bad guy car…

MrLM002
MrLM002
2 months ago

The word that comes to mind is creepy, but they’re not not sinister either.

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
2 months ago
Reply to  MrLM002

I’m getting “creepy” and “uncomfortable”. Like the start of a vampire movie or something

Douglas Hord
Douglas Hord
2 months ago

I have nearly all of these ‘69 to ‘73 Imperial brochures. They are distinct and unique, but I love ‘em.

Canopysaurus
Canopysaurus
2 months ago

It’s either Take Your Daughter to Work Day or FLDS wedding day.

Fineheresyourdamn70dollars
Fineheresyourdamn70dollars
2 months ago
Reply to  Canopysaurus

Definitely fundie wedding. The clothes and ages of both involved match perfectly.

Tagarito
Tagarito
2 months ago
Reply to  Canopysaurus

TIL FLDS, WTH

Mechjaz
Mechjaz
2 months ago
Reply to  Tagarito

IKR?

Beached Wail
Beached Wail
2 months ago

Should a luxury car break with tradition? Blink twice for “yes.”

Tim Cougar
Tim Cougar
2 months ago

You can fit so many dead mothers in the trunk of one of these.

Looking at the poses in these ads the word “possessive” springs to mind. Like the daughters are just as much a trophy as the cars are. Urgh. *shivers*

Stephen Sestrich
Stephen Sestrich
2 months ago
Reply to  Tim Cougar

What springs to my mind is all those creepy photos of Trump with preteen Ivanka. “Possessive”, definitely, and holding her like she’s a trophy.

Nlpnt
Nlpnt
2 months ago

This was discussed on another site a couple years ago.

Vintage Ad: 1969 Imperial – There’s More Reason Than One Why We Won’t See Ads Like This Again – Curbside Classic

What stands out in this ad series is that it’s always an older dad (or grandpa) with preteen/teenage girls. Imperial Man is never portrayed as having son(s), let alone there being any thought of depicting Imperial Woman.

Ranwhenparked
Ranwhenparked
2 months ago
Reply to  Nlpnt

I’m going to assume these are dads, people aged terribly back then, with the heavy cigarette and alcohol consumption and lack of modern moisturizers and exfoliants, as well as good sunscreen. But it is weird that they so consistently have only daughters.

Also, in one of the ads, she appears to be wearing a nightgown, even though everyone else is wearing normal clothes with no sign that they woke up in the middle of the night to take a quick ad photo.

Scotty Scott
Scotty Scott
2 months ago
Reply to  Ranwhenparked

The adults in these ads are professional models/actors who could represent younger images. The apparent age is a style choice. The Sixties were a sea change when youth became a social and professional asset instead of a liability. College education was becoming common, so a young college graduate might be going directly into a job that previously was filled by a high school graduate with years of work experience in the industry.

EricTheViking
EricTheViking
2 months ago
Reply to  Nlpnt

Yeah, that article came to my mind quickly as I see this article…

Angel "the Cobra" Martin
Angel "the Cobra" Martin
2 months ago

Hidden headlights are just the best. This needs to come back.
Seems like the ads are created by some sort of secret society. the 70’s & 80’s sure were weird.

Michael Beranek
Michael Beranek
2 months ago

That badge looks familiar…oh right, Panem. All the right people in the Capitol drive Imperials.

Tbird
Tbird
2 months ago

Love the fuselage era Chryslers.

Richdelish
Richdelish
2 months ago

Yikes. Super creepy stepdaddy vibes abound!

Last edited 2 months ago by Richdelish
Michael Beranek
Michael Beranek
2 months ago
Reply to  Richdelish

The one with the red checked skirt is blinking “torture” in Morse code.

Col Lingus
Col Lingus
2 months ago
Reply to  Richdelish

And if you say anything to your Mom, well then we will have to kill little brother Tommy…

Cheap Bastard
Cheap Bastard
2 months ago
Reply to  Col Lingus

Joke’s on her, he’s already in the trunk.

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